This Naruto is a player

"If we were to declare: the bright moon overhead has illuminated the ninja world for a thousand years,

It was formed when the Sage of Six Paths, Hagoromo Otsutsuki, used his supreme power to unleash the "Planetary Devastation" technique, sealing his beloved Kaguya along with her out-of-control, world-destroying power for eternity!

How about it? Is it sensational enough for publicity?

hiss--!!!

Minazuki Tetsuya gasped in shock!

Those beautiful phoenix eyes widened to their limit in an instant, and their pupils contracted violently!

足足数秒，

He barely managed to come to his senses, and looked at Naruto with eyes full of shock and admiration: "Boss, you're amazing! You've got such a bold idea!"

"This is more than just a publicity stunt! Mythology, history, reality, and the power of ninjutsu are perfectly fused together – this is the ultimate bombshell!"

"When that familiar bright moon in the night sky was suddenly given such a tragic and romantic legend!"

Ninjas are intrigued by the power of forbidden techniques! Commoners are awestruck by the reality of mythology! Everyone will go crazy for it!

“Once this book is released,” he said with certainty, “it will absolutely ignite the entire ninja world! It will set off an unprecedented frenzy!”

Faced with Tie Zhu's almost fanatical praise, Naruto simply smiled calmly, neither agreeing nor disagreeing.

It's just a moon, is it really that hard to explode into a celestial body?

Sprinkle some water!

This kid Tiezhu clearly knows nothing about Naruto Uzumaki's, or "himself's", true strength!

This is because he was separated from the group too early.

Back in the Land of Waves, I was just a newbie who had just left the beginner village. Everything was new and exciting to me, and I had no idea about my own destructive power.

Tie Zhu perfectly inherited this "naivety".

In addition, he has been so busy working on media these past few months that he has never updated his information or that of his other clones. His understanding of his own strength has remained at the level he had when he first left the beginner village!

Simply put: He only knows he is strong, but he doesn't know just how strong!

Tutoring?

Oh well, he doesn't need to go to the front lines to kill people anyway.

Knowing too much actually prevents him from focusing on manipulating public opinion.

All you need to do is know that you are invincible!

"Ahem, there's something I need to remind you of." Naruto cleared his throat, getting back to the point.

"Please speak!"

"Pay attention to the author's identity," Naruto pointed out, raising an eyebrow. Since they were both on his side, he felt there was no need to be too explicit.

"I understand, boss!" Tie Zhu instantly understood.

Since this is a fabricated history, the author of this book cannot be associated with the Ninja World Media Group.

Although the probability is very low, if either of these two protagonists appears, the problem will be huge.

Therefore, I shouldn't get too involved with this author; at best, he's an intern.

Ideally, the author should be an independent third party.

Easy to cut anytime!

As for the name, let's call him "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng".

That sounds mysterious! So cultured!

It also carries a hint of... well, a hint of worldliness?

If the lie is exposed in the future

That's all fabricated by this guy named Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng. It has absolutely nothing to do with our pure, fair, and objective Ninja World Daily!

We're at best a reposting platform that was 'accidentally misled'!

Apologize?

We are victims too!

Furthermore, the artifacts from the Shang and Zhou dynasties—no, from last week—should be unearthed!

Images such as clay tablets depicting extraterrestrial visitors and Kaguya saving the world.

cough cough.

While both were done by a third-party archaeological team, the Ninja World Daily was merely responsible for reporting the news.

Absolutely no relation whatsoever!

Having dealt with this 'minor matter,' Naruto considered his inspection complete.

The remaining main clones are either unemployed wandering around, or their bases are in Konoha where there's nothing worth seeing.

The next period is vacation time!

The Land of Hot Springs is a famous leisure and tourism destination in the ninja world!

I heard there's a mixed-gender bathing area here!

Naruto immediately abandoned the iron pillar and went to soak in the hot spring by himself.

unfortunately,

I spent the whole day there and didn't see a single beautiful woman.

A resort destination?

Pooh!

There aren't even as many beautiful women as in Konoha!

After a night's rest, Naruto prepared to go home and face off against Hiruzen Sarutobi.

This time, Naruto was full of confidence.

We won't meet his demands?

Hehe, I'm going to play by myself!

Chapter 147 Hiruzen, this little bit of money is making it hard for me to get things done.

The temptation to go back to the village is quite strong.

I've only been away for two days, but it feels like half a month has passed.

The thought of returning to the village arose...

A jumble of thoughts immediately flooded my mind.

How's Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan coming along?

Has Sakura's "brand-new approach" to romance made any breakthroughs with Sasuke?

Where are Kakashi-sensei and Hana-chan?

How is the long-term relationship between those two adults progressing?

and also,

Thinking of Hinata's fair face, which would turn bright red and her eyes would dart away whenever someone got close...

A mischievous smile unconsciously crept onto Naruto's lips.

Hmm, I kind of want to tease her.

Come back home!

Once the thought was made up, I was eager to return home!

"Shh-!"

Naruto's teleportation speed upon returning home was a full 0.02 milliseconds faster than usual.

Several consecutive high-speed flashes created a strong gust of wind that almost stirred up dust!

but,

This time, instead of going directly into the village as usual, he appeared on the road outside Konoha Village.

This time, he will walk in openly and honestly through the main gate of Konoha!

The goal is to make sure that old man in the Hokage's office sees it clearly:

Naruto Uzumaki is back!

As Naruto walked along the main road back to the village, he keenly sensed that something was wrong.

Konoha is exceptionally busy today.

The number of ninjas entering and leaving the village was far greater than usual, and most of them were in a hurry, obviously rushing to various urgent missions!

He suppressed his doubts and strode towards the village entrance.

At the gate, a familiar group came into view.

It's Class 10!

Wow! Naruto-kun!

Just as Naruto raised a bright smile and was about to wave and greet Shikamaru and Choji, he heard Ino shout with delight!

Next second,

Under Naruto's astonished gaze, Shikamaru's sigh of "I knew it," and Choji's wide-eyed stare,

Ino, like a pink cannonball launched from a gun, spread her arms and charged straight at Naruto!

Her goal was clear—to get a hug!

then

With a "snap",