My daily life in love is too contrary to my character.

......

It's Christmas Eve tonight, and everyone who had soaked in the hot springs slept soundly.

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Chapter 150 The Strange Tales of the Five Members of Shiraishi Sawa (6000 words!)

Shiraishi Sawa: "Why do you think sleeping in is such a wonderful thing?"

Kuramochi Sakura: "Because sleeping is the best thing in the world."

Chiyo: "Although, even Kuramochi Sakura, I agree with this."

Kuramochi Sakura: "What do you mean 'even if'? If you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all, you bad woman!"

Chiyo: "It's obvious that with your attitude, you can only be ranked after 'even if'. If you don't like it, you can use 'even if'."

......

Once you enter Chiyo, you've already been banned from speaking.

Kuramochi Sakura: "See? Even Shiraishi-kun can't stand it anymore!"

[Kuramochi Sakura's estimated number of wins: 3]

Kuramochi Sakura has been banned from speaking.

Shiraishi Sawa: "President and Takanashi, are you awake yet? Why haven't you sent any messages?"

Soga Muren: "I'm awake. I'm watching your chat."

Shiraishi Sawa: "Where's Takanashi? Aren't you someone who's not used to sleeping in different beds? How's it feeling to sleep in three different beds for three days in a row?"

Yuuko Takanashi: "I'm awake too, I feel..."

Takanashi Yuuko: "You damn opal-kun, lift my ban right now!"

Yuko Takanashi has been banned from speaking.

Shiraishi Sawa: "Let's go down to eat the hotel's lunch at noon. I'm going to lie down for a while longer. Does anyone have any objections?"

Soga Wulian: "Okay."

Shiraishi Zexiu: "I'll take it as a yes if no one else replies. I'm going to lie down for a bit longer. Goodnight."

......

This group was created by Shiraishizawa Hide this morning after he woke up. He tested it out of boredom last night. The hotel has excellent soundproofing, I don't know why, so even though we are staying next to each other, it is still quite convenient to contact each other by phone.

Being a group admin is truly a very enjoyable experience.

"?" This message was sent after Chiyo was banned from speaking.

"I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, I'll do it again next time."

"I'll create a group next time."

"We already have three-person and five-person groups, what else do you need to build?"

"The four-person group without Kuramochi Sakura, the four-person group without you, and the best one is the three-person group without you and Kuramochi Sakura."

"...Fox-san, are you doing permutations and combinations here? Wait a minute, do you even know what permutations and combinations are?"

"?"

Do you think I've never studied math at all?

"You actually knew that! You're so smart!"

"I've created a group chat, don't reply."

"Add me after you're done, especially the group without Shiraishi Sawa Hide, I'm very interested."

There was no reply from the other party. Shiraishi Sawah sat up from his side, stretched, and turned the air conditioner down one degree.

It was too cold last night, but it's really comfortable with the air conditioning on.

He got up first to go to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, then boiled a cup of water and placed it on the bedside table. Shiraishi Sawa then lay back down on the bed, having just done so to get rid of the taste in his mouth when he first woke up in the morning.

There was still more than half an hour until midnight. Shiraishi Sawa set an alarm, played music on his phone, and went back to sleep.

--

"Did you forget anything?" Shiraishi Zexiu asked the group as usual.

"No."

"Let's go check out."

After having the VIP lunch provided by the hotel, the five of them checked out and began their descent down the mountain.

"No, I mean, you two ladies, are you still angry at a time like this?"

As it turns out, young ladies seem to hold grudges. Kuramochi Sakura hasn't spoken to Shiraishi Sawashuu all day, and her aggressive tendencies are particularly strong when she's with Chiyo.

“I’m not your great-aunt, I don’t have a grand-aunt like you, oh dear, you’re so unfilial.”

"Grandma, when you were critically ill last year, Kuramochi-san wanted to pull out your oxygen tube, and I was the one who stopped him. Isn't that being filial?" Shiraishi Sawa started his usual rambling nonsense again.

"How come I didn't know about this? I think it's more likely that you pulled out my oxygen tube and she stopped you."

"Because you're critically ill and unconscious. If you don't believe me, ask Kuramochi. If she doesn't speak, that'll be taken as tacit agreement, right, Kuramochi-san?"

"..."

Kuramochi Sakura was momentarily unsure whether to speak.

"Humph!"

"See, my dear aunt, she's testified for me."

"When the doctors at the hospital said I was beyond saving, I thought of the best doctor in Tokyo and decided to let the chairman take the role. I knelt in front of her house for three days before she finally came out and tapped me on the head three times."

"I'm so smart, I knew at a glance that I had to sneak in in the middle of the night..."

"Wait, wait,"

Chiyo watched as Soga Kiriren nodded earnestly, and looked at Shiraishi Sawa with a slight amusement.

"Putting aside the fact that your plot plagiarized Sun Wukong, in this situation, did you really sneak in in the middle of the night to learn medical skills to save me? Or was it just to satisfy your own selfish desires?"

"Isn't it great to be able to satisfy my personal desires and save a classmate at the same time?" Soga Kirei said casually, her eyes fixed on the scenery along the downhill path.

"Isn't it to save me and satisfy my own desires at the same time? The order can't be wrong."

Then the two of them turned their gazes to the inexplicably strange Shiraishi Sawa.

Why are you suddenly getting hung up on this? Wouldn't it be better to just do role-playing and storytelling properly? Shiraishi Sawah promptly changed the subject:

"That's not important. In short, I just learned the medical skills that could save my great-aunt, but I didn't expect that when I returned to the hospital, Kuramochi-san had already called her good helper, Takanashi the Great Demon King, to block me."

As everyone knows, Takanashi Daimaou's specialty is bowing and apologizing as an attack. She also has a large following due to her helpful nature, and can summon hundreds of thousands of monsters at a single command.

"What about me? What about me? What am I good at?" Kuramochi Sakura was already interested in this kind of game after hearing this. Anyway, walking down the mountain was boring, and listening to this kind of story seemed pretty good.

"Kuramochi-san's signature move is known to all: summoning takoyaki!"

"...No way! Shiraishi-kun, give me something more powerful, and I won't hold it against you for banning me."

"Really? I'll consider it!"

"If you make me lie down from beginning to end in this story, and then say at the end that you saved Chiyo, then you can forget about having a good time from now on, baby dog."

"How about we change it to 'they couldn't be saved in the end'?"

When Shiraishi Zexiu asked a tentative question, he was met with a dangerously narrowed gaze.

"No problem, I'll definitely wake up early."

Only Yuko Takanashi listened quietly to Hideaki Shiraishi's story with a faint smile on her face.

"Let's continue. Where were we?"

"Speaking of which, Kuramochi-kun has no ability."

"Okay, actually, Kuramochi-san is quite powerful. She has a great summoning technique. In addition to summoning Takanashi, she can also summon four black-clad bodyguards, just like the Dancing King Zombie in Plants vs. Zombies! Moreover, the black-clad bodyguards are fearless and can be summoned even after they die!"

"So, what do you think of this skill?"

Shiraishi Sawa looked at Kuramochi Sakura, who nodded, "This one is alright."

"Takanashi? Do you have any requirements for your abilities?" Takanashi Yuuko just smiled and shook her head.

"So the situation suddenly turned into the filial son Shiraishi Sawa Hide having to face at least six people at the same time, not to mention the hundreds of thousands of monsters that might appear."

But Shiraishi Sawa, desperate to save his mother, disregarded everything else and charged forward, punching and kicking each of the men in black. He unleashed a flurry of blows, but even the strongest fists can't fight off a thousand hands, and Shiraishi Sawa gradually ran out of strength...

“If I were your master, I would definitely help you,” Suwo Wulian said upon seeing this.

"Well said. Just as Shiraishi Sawa was captured by the men in black and Takanashi was about to finish me off with a bowing apology wave, my master arrived. 'Don't hurt my son!' No, 'Don't hurt my disciple!' After all, the chairman is the most skilled doctor, so he can also use poison. He directly knocked out a large number of people."

At this point, Kuramochi-san realized that her summoning speed couldn't keep up with the bodyguards' rate of death, and the situation gradually improved. Seeing this, Takanashi had no choice but to use up the good karma she had accumulated over the years to summon monsters.

Shiraishi Sawa saw Chiyo Ichiriki's hand gradually approaching the soft flesh around his waist and quickly sped up the pace of the story.

"At this point, the president's poison was almost used up, and just when we were in despair..."

"Could there be a scene like Titanic at this point? Or something like a confession of feelings?" Soga Kirei asked, tilting her head.

"YOU JUMP ILOOK? President, we're in front of the hospital right now. It's not very convenient since there's no sea here. Let's add it next time."

"Shiraishi-kun, it's 'YOU JUMP I JUMP!' What do you mean 'YOU JUMP I LOOK'?! Such a touching scene, and you change the meaning just by replacing it with one word! No way!" Kuramochi Sakurai had a strong opinion about this, crossing her arms over her chest, even though she wasn't wearing anything.

"Stop rambling and get on with it," Chiyo urged, seemingly sensing that she was about to wake up from her hospital bed.

"I understand. Just when we were in despair, the hospital doors suddenly burst open, and my great-aunt—Chiyo Ichiyomi—came out."

She covered her mouth with a tissue and coughed a few times, staining the tissue red, but still managed to say, "Winter melon..."

Seeing that Kuramochi Sakura's eyes were not right, Shiraishi Sawa quickly changed his words.

"'Sakura Rei-chan, you persistent ghost! You've been fighting with me since we were in high school sixty years ago, and now you're back again, this time trying to hurt my favorite grand-aunt! Outrageous!'"

Suddenly, he used his unique skill—the Fox Charm! Even though he was already old…..”

Another piercing gaze followed. Shiraishi Zexiu sighed. Why is telling a story so difficult?