My daily life in love is too contrary to my character.

"Although she is old, she looks like the Heavenly Child Granny, still as young as she is now, with every smile and frown. Many of the monsters summoned by Takanashi are bewitched! A civil war has begun."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the chairman, using his last bit of strength, led Shiraishi Sawa to break through the encirclement and reach the hospital. At this moment, Ichiri-san's body was swaying precariously, and upon seeing the two of us arrive, he collapsed again beside us.

Then the five of us had already walked down the mountain, and it was time to hail a taxi!

As soon as Shiraishi Sawa said this, all four girls' eyes were drawn to him, and none of them were friendly; they were very dissatisfied with this outcome.

"No, I'll continue making it up once we're on the train, don't rush me..."

Because there were five of them, they needed to take two cars. In addition, Shiraishi Sawa was a little carsick, which they knew, so it wasn't convenient to talk about it in the car via Line group chat.

So the girls told Shiraishi Sawa to continue making things up in the car and they would tell the story when they got back to the villa.

"Weren't we supposed to go to the Takarazuka Theater this afternoon? We've already done a storytelling session, so there's no time to go there now."

"Then we won't go this afternoon. Anyway, the theater doesn't have legs, but you, the storyteller, do. We can go to the theater tomorrow."

"Fine, fine, you have more people, so you're right."

--

When Shiraishi Sawa arrived at the villa, Kuramochi Sakura and Takanashi Yuuko were already waiting at the door. They placed their change of clothes in a basket next to the door, saying that someone would come and wash them.

"Hurry up, hurry up, let me defeat Ichiryu Chiyo quickly." Kuramochi Sakura urged Shiraishi Sawa, who was still taking off his shoes.

"Don't you know the tone of this story, Donggua-san? The background is what happened last year, which means I must have survived. They still want to defeat me? But I'm also very curious about what happened next. Baby dog, hurry up and take it off."

"Don't say things that are easy to misunderstand like a female hooligan, here it comes."

The main and secondary seats on the living room sofa finally had a purpose. Shiraishi Sawah even pushed over a coffee table and brought a small, relatively inexpensive wooden carving provided by the villa, which he used as a gavel.

Let's continue the storytelling.

"Right now, there's a large group of charmed monsters fighting against uncharmed monsters on the field. However, Kuramochi and Takanashi are still free. When they see Kuramochi faint over here, they feel that their chance has come. They call on the monsters to clear the way and gradually move towards this side."

At this moment, the aunt fainted. Her master was just a weak woman, and now she didn't even have poison skills. There was no other way, so Shiraishi Zexiu decided to retreat first. On the way back, he asked the chairman to help him get treatment in the mulberry grove. As long as he could be cured, then this battle could still be fought!

Carrying the unconscious Ichiro on his back, Shiraishizawa Hide grabbed the chairman and rushed into the hospital. Upon realizing the intention, Takanashi launched several apologetic bowing attacks, but barely managed to dodge them all.

Shiraishi Sawa said, "Master, what should we do now? Do you have a way to save my great-aunt? If we can save her and then turn the tide against the enemy, they won't have a chance!"

The president examined Shiraishizawa Hide's back for Ichiraku's injury and nodded. "It's alright, but it will take a while."

Upon hearing this, Shiraishi Sawa replied resolutely, "Leave it to me, I'll hold them off!"

The president looked at him in surprise, 'What did you use to hold them off? If it weren't for me, you would have been caught already.'

'A Saint Seiya won't fall in the same place twice. Kuramochi-san has summoned so many times, he must be tired by now. Besides, this time I just need to hold him off! There won't be any problems!'

The words had barely left his mouth when another wave of bowing apologies smashed a large crater in the wall beside him. Shiraishi Sawa quickly shoved the comrade and his aunt into the adjacent room, saying, "There's a back door there, go that way!"

"Frame!" he said, slamming the door shut.

"If it were me, I would never abandon Shiraishi-kun." Soga Kirei seemed to dislike this part of the story.

"If my great-aunt sacrifices herself for me, what's the point of me being her great-aunt? Baby Dog, quickly make me sober up again and knock them away."

"Hey, what are you two being all lovey-dovey about? Youzi and I, as villains, didn't say anything. It's not important. Hurry up and get to the point where we tortured Shiraishi Sawa after he was captured!"

Yuko Takanashi covered her mouth and chuckled, but gestured to Hideaki Shiraishi to continue.

"Kuramochi-san, do you have some strange fetish? Don't disrupt the author's train of thought, I'll continue writing." Shiraishizawa Hide slammed his gavel, and everyone immediately fell silent again.

"After closing the door, Shiraishi Zexiu coldly looked at the two enemies in front of him, tore off a lock of hair, and tied his flowing long hair together."

“Excuse me, the hair can’t be tied up properly.” Chiyo raised her hand, and the other girls nodded.

"Um...okay, then Shiraishi Sawa closed the door, coldly looked at the two enemies in front of him, used his teeth to bite off a strip of cloth from the left sleeve, and tied his flowing long hair together."

"Today, if you want to pass through here, you must first step over my, Shiraishi Sawa's, dead body!"

"Stop showing off, Shiraishi-kun. Why don't you just turn into a corpse? I can't wait to be the bad guy and stab Chiyo to death." Kuramochi Sakura interrupted after only saying one sentence.

"No way, if I finish filming so early, what motivation will I have to tell the story? Anyway, it was another fierce battle. All three of us had already used up a lot of energy and were now close to exhaustion."

Their combat power was significantly weakened. Takanashi's wave attacks were much slower, but even so, Shiraishizawa Hide himself was hit many times because he couldn't run fast enough.

The two pressed their advantage, with Kuramochi-san using four men in black to sandwich the cheese between two bags, surrounding him. Shiraishizawa Hide, realizing he couldn't escape, and to avoid being captured and taken hostage, slowly retreated to the window, shouted, "I'll be back!" and jumped, his fate unknown.

"Come on, what do you mean by 'life or death uncertain'? Will Baby Dog have to save the day later? I don't care, you're talking yourself to death." Chiyo threw a doll at him.

“I agree. I strongly suggest we go up and check now. We see that Shiraishi Sawa has already exploded into a pool of blood downstairs.” Kuramochi Sakura nodded.

“The suggestion was ineffective, so I will continue,” Shiraishi Sawah caught the toy that was thrown to him and used it as a pillow. “Kuramochi-san and the other two continued their pursuit. They opened the door and found that the two had indeed disappeared. However, one of them was unconscious and the other was a weak woman, so they couldn’t have gone far.”

"As expected, following the back door, after only two minutes, we saw the guild leader treating Ichiryusan in the distance. Takanashi showed no mercy and used all the power she had just recovered to create a wave of apology and flew over there."

The president was also knocked to the ground. Ichiro's hand slightly rose, as if he were about to wake up, but then he lowered it again.

"And then you reappear when they're about to execute us? And then I wake up and ultimately turn the tables?"

“You clever fox, here’s how it is! You can wake up first, and then I’ll take the stage if you lose, it’s up to you.”

"I don't like any of these things, can things get any more boring?"

"Yes, Kuramochi-san's execution was successful. The story is over."

“I like this! Let’s go with this ending.” Hearing this, Kuramochi Sakura waved her hand. “And why should we lose? Of course, it’s more interesting if we villains win. Besides, we only have two generals. I think Mimi can join our side as the villain.”

Shiraishi-kun, you may leave. I'll handle the rest!

.......

Then the story took another absurd turn. As new characters began to appear, more and more characters from different dimensions appeared in the story, and the relative merits of the protagonists and antagonists kept changing.

The storytellers also began to pass it on slowly.

The most outrageous thing is that, in order to make the story less cliché, the protagonist and great hero never appeared again, because Kuramochi Sakura later discovered Shiraishi Sawa's half-dead corpse and chopped it into mincemeat.

Shiraishi Sawa's resistance was futile, and the successor in the later story seemed to have no intention of reviving him, or perhaps was powerless to help.

.......

The day after the event, Chairman Ichiriki Sangwa scattered Shiraishi Sawa's ashes into the sea and quietly gazed into the distance.

"Dr. Soga, do you think they might come back with the Infinity Stones?"

'Who knows? They were just seriously injured; neither of them is dead.'

The blood-red sun gradually sank below the horizon.

After saying this, Shiraishi Sawah stood up and began to applaud.

The girls smiled and stood up to applaud.

"I hereby declare the first part of this story, titled 'Shiraishi Sawa Hide, who just made up nonsense to pass the time but inexplicably talked about it all day long,' complete. Hooray!" Shiraishi Sawa Hide took a deep breath, noting that the title was too long.

There was no real victory or defeat for either side; only Shiraishi Sawa Hide died, so it can be considered a happy ending for all.

"Why would I spend an afternoon listening to such a boring story?" Chiyo said, but the smile on her face wouldn't disappear.

When she was telling the story, she focused on the process of refining the ashes and even saw Shiraishi Sawa's soul. As a result, it was 'accidentally' scattered, and there was no chance for reincarnation.

What grudge or hatred could there be?

"You guys just wasted an afternoon listening to stories, and in the end, I'm the one telling the stories. To help you get back on track, each of your stories is more complicated than the last."

Yuko Takanashi's storytelling reassured Shiraishi Sawa, as it rarely altered the balance of power between the two sides.

Soga Kirei is alright, but she's only focused on figuring out a reasonable way to revive Shiraishi Sawa, who has become a pile of minced meat.

Fortunately, she adhered to the logic and did not successfully revive herself, otherwise Shiraishi Sawa might have interrupted her story.

Chiyo and Kuramochi Sakura were only telling stories for their own amusement.

"I'm ordering takeout for dinner, so you don't need to wait for me if you're eating."

Kuramochi Sakura excitedly rushed into the villa's computer room.

"Where are you going, Kuramochi-san?" Shiraishi Sawa asked politely.

“I recorded it,” Kuramochi Sakura said, waving the record in her hand. “I’ve decided to transcribe it and upload it online.”

"Seriously? What's the point of uploading something so boring online?"

"I think it's quite interesting!"

"Then send it."

Seeing this, Shiraishi Sawa nodded to indicate that he understood. In any case, Kuramochi Sakura would probably change her alias and upload it again, so he wouldn't suffer any loss.

I think so, right?

Since not everyone was there, they decided not to go out to eat anymore and opted to order takeout instead.

Spend the rest of the day in the way that stays at home like a typical shut-in.

Chapter 151: To the Takarazuka Grand Theater to wrap things up

It was quite hot on the afternoon of August 4th.

The asphalt roads and the rooftops of the residential area shimmered with dazzling white light under the sun, enough to make anyone dizzy just by looking at them. The few pedestrians outside the villa area tried their best to walk along the tree-lined areas.

Normally, Shiraishi Sawa would have chosen to stay home instead of going out today, but this is not a normal day.

So the five of them sat in the Lincoln limousine they had hired, enjoying the air conditioning and drinking juice, waiting for the car to drive to the Takarazuka Grand Theater.

"Ha~" Shiraishi Zexiu finished a can of cola in one gulp and then let out a soul-stirring shout.

"What should I do? I'm getting more and more eager to use that 1.6 million yen. I'm being corrupted by you capitalists," Shiraishi Sawa said lazily to Ichiyo sitting next to him.

"You haven't used it yet?"

"I'll use it tomorrow."

Once you enter Chiyo's world, you'll see that Shiraishi Sawa's tomorrow is like "next time is definitely not going to happen." It's basically impossible for him to spend 1.6 million yen. I don't quite understand why he's been holding onto it and not spending it.

"That's nothing."

"They say it's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. I don't know how you managed to come out and work for yourself."

"I'm not frugal. I still eat well and have fun. When the subway is crowded, I just take a taxi. I have no interest in squeezing with people all the time."

Didn't you squeeze in with me last time?

Chiyo rolled her eyes at him and said nothing.