One Piece: True Several Thousand Hands, rampaging across Marineford!

The Den Den Mushi clearly understood and immediately made a call.

"Hello, is this the Navy?"

"I want to report this!"

Chapter 30 I reported myself for soliciting prostitution... (Please read on!)

Naval Headquarters, in the quiet Marshal's lounge.

Jingle Bell!

The sudden sound startled the Admiral of the Navy Headquarters from his sleep. In the blink of an eye, he found all his office Den Den Mushi and lined them up.

"Huh?"

"Where is that sound coming from?"

"Which bastard called me while I was resting?"

"Didn't we agree that the meeting wouldn't be until everyone was here tomorrow? If it weren't for Xiaohe's call, I would have beaten anyone to a pulp!!!"

During this leisurely time, the somewhat unserious admiral, looking displeased, searched for a long time before finally remembering a Den Den Mushi he hadn't used in ages.

"No...it can't be that Den Den Mushi, can it..."

A Den Den Mushi appeared instantly in the Admiral's hand as he looked at the familiar Den Den Mushi that he hadn't used in a long time.

He gathered his emotions for a moment.

"Wang Zhi! You bastard, you still know how to call me?!"

"You should have told me in the first place, and I would have helped you! Now look what's happened, the World Government has labeled you a pirate, and there's nothing I can do..."

"You bastard, you haven't called me even once in all these years! Is the Rocks Pirates really that great?!"

"If you abandon your evil ways now and embrace the light, we can still be good friends!"

"..."

After talking to himself for a while, the admiral finally connected to the Den Den Mushi.

then……

After rehearsing my emotions for a while, I suddenly didn't know what to say.

"Is your navy really this inefficient? Time is money. Your navy is so unreliable. No wonder so many civilians don't trust your navy. They deserve it!" At this moment, an immature voice came from the other end of the Den Den Mushi.

"???"

The admiral was completely bewildered and asked in confusion, "Huh? Who are you?"

"You ask me who I am? Are you even in the Navy?"

"It's the Navy." The Navy admiral replied, feeling inexplicably guilty, after hearing the dissatisfaction on the other end.

"As long as it's the navy, I'll report someone engaging in prostitution in a respectable place."

"Uh... the navy doesn't care about that."

"what?!"

“I have to take care of this. Be more specific.”

"Okay! That's how it is..."

"You solicited a prostitute? You're reporting yourself?!"

“That’s right, my noble character cannot tolerate this.”

"..."

The admiral was greatly shocked upon hearing this, and for a moment forgot what he was supposed to be doing, continuing to ask, "Would such a thing be done in a respectable place?"

"You're not a naval switchboard operator? Be careful, or I'll report you to the admiral."

"..."

Are you going to do anything about it or not?

"...It's already difficult enough to survive at sea. They're just trying to survive. Maybe we shouldn't report them?"

"You sound like a decent navy officer, no problem. How much is the reward for reporting you? How many Berries will your navy give me?"

"You still want Pelé?!"

"Is that not enough? I did something righteous, and I didn't even get a reward?"

"...Okay! I'll give it to you! How old are you?"

"I'm ten years old."

"what?!"

The admiral was still playing in the mud when he was ten years old... He advised him, "You're still too young, there are some things you can't grasp..."

"...Forget it, I don't think you can come up with a reward."

"..." The naval marshal felt a mix of emotions.

What kind of nonsense is this? He clearly...

"How did you call me? Who are you?"

On the other end of the Den Den Mushi.

After experiencing a full range of services including massage and bathing, Kahn, whose body was relaxed and whose mind was blank, suddenly brought his scattered thoughts back to the surface.

In his previous life, he left home at the age of ten, reported his father, and earned his first pot of gold.

Using Den Den Mushi (snap sticks) is perfect for testing functionality.

I called the Navy to see what kind of person the Navy member who randomly answered the Den Den Mushi was.

But the sudden change in the Navy's voice on the other end of the Den Den Mushi, perfectly imitated by the Den Den Mushi, made the atmosphere in the room heavy and the temperature drop, giving Kahn a momentary shock.

This is not the kind of imposing presence that an ordinary navy can possess.

Kahn retorted, "Who are you?"

"I am a naval admiral."

"Are you the Fleet Admiral? Would you believe me if I said it was Rocks?" The voice from the other end of the Den Den Mushi made Kahn doubt his own judgment. Was this Marine a fool? Calling the Fleet Admiral? Could he get through so easily?

"I really am a naval admiral."

"Pfft~ I really am the sea overlord, Rocks."

"Are you Wang Zhi's son?!"

"...Are you really a naval admiral?" Kahn recalled an unfounded rumor that Wang Zhi had spent some time with the naval admiral of this era during their youth.

Maybe it was during that time that they exchanged Den Den Mushi contact information?

"..." There was silence on the other end of the Den Den Mushi.

Kahn also fell silent.

When he's out and about, he habitually pretends to be a child.

It wasn't entirely a disguise.

There's nothing wrong with being a child when there are adults at home.

"You're very smart. Are all Wang Zhi's sons this outstanding...?"

All the talented people went to become pirates, and only the remaining ones became marines. If it weren't for the marines being able to coordinate their forces to defeat the great pirates one by one, the seas would have changed drastically long ago.

The Rocks Pirates, now standing out on their own, have shocked the Marine Headquarters. If war breaks out, regardless of the outcome, the Marine Headquarters will have to undergo a complete overhaul from top to bottom.

"I am not Uncle Wang's son."

“I know who you are now, the child that Wang Zhi took away back then… You’ve grown up so much. Don’t resent the Navy, hate the nobles of the world.”

The children raised by Wang Zhi would certainly not harm ordinary people.

Back then, nobles disregarded the lives of many commoners for their own gain, and the naval headquarters was responsible for suppressing the disobedient commoners.

The island was littered with corpses.

This is one of the common cruel scenes in this world.

Most nobles in the world are not good people; those with good character are few and far between, and the admiral has recorded them all in his notebook as a source of hope for upholding justice.

Kahn wanted to say something more, but there was no sound from the other end of the Den Den Mushi.

"It seems there's no point in talking."

Kahn was not disappointed. Perhaps the admiral had a complicated relationship with Wang Zhi, but the two had different positions, different expectations, and different beliefs.

If they meet on the high seas, they will understand each other, drink, laugh, and then... fight to the death.

It's pretty much the same among pirates.

Even if they were on the same ship since childhood, and later formed their own pirate crews, when they meet again, they will reminisce about the old days, laugh and joke, and fight to the death.

"Things from the previous era..."

"It's a pity I couldn't participate." Kahn put down the Den Den Mushi and turned his gaze to the bed. He saw the girl staring at him with her beautiful eyes wide open, seemingly shocked by what he had just said.

Chapter 31 A Kid Driving a Big Truck? (Please Read On!)

"You...you're in the Navy?"

"No, I am an upright young man."

The girl's eyes became strangely fixed, her whole body trembled uncontrollably, her face flushed red, and she struggled to get out of bed.

He walked out, leaning against the wall.

I thought it was a boy about my age, but it turned out to be a ten-year-old child.

I was even more excited.

However, they cannot be in close proximity.