Hawks from the Land of Light are calling me a dove and an undercover agent in the chat group.

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Wow, that's awesome!"

The emperor gasped in shock!

What kind of group is this? There are so many talented people here. Not to mention there are two experts who can participate in destroying the countless power of faith accumulated by the entire galactic empire over the past ten thousand years, there are even people who can open the box at the start.

This deduction was made without any prior intelligence gathering. Even looking at his entire human empire, from 30k to now, no one has ever been this powerful. His Primarch sons, with their superhuman brains, couldn't do it either.

Damn, so many experts and so many awesome people! The empire is saved! There's still hope!

[Coward]: "?"

[Coward]: "Wow, is Uncle Bruce really that invincible? The yellow weasel's reaction proves that the prediction was actually completely correct!"

【I am Batman】: "This is nothing. This matter is also recorded in the history of some maddened ancient gods in the DC universe."

[King of Stress Resistance]: "He says it's nothing, but deep down he's so proud he's practically drooling."

[Actor]: "Compared to that, I care more about the weasel's situation. Uh, this ID... if we judge from the previous ID names, the weasel is probably an exaggeration, but ten thousand years? Maybe it really has lived for ten thousand years?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I am human."

[Don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "That goes without saying, everyone in the group except for Uncle Kassapa is basically human."

[Eternal Yellow Weasel]: "Alien, prepare to die!"

[Best Actor]: "?"

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Speechless. What's wrong with you? I feel like the newbie has something wrong with his head. He's so easily startled. It's like he's switching personalities. He changes his personality every time he says a sentence."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Hehe, just kidding. Actually, I love Xenomorphs the most. Humans and alien races united, universe at peace, I love Xenomorphs, Xenomorphs love me, long live, long live!"

[Coward]: "Is it really a bot? Please switch to human operator, thank you."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Wait a moment."

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Offline, the Emperor coughed twice in his mind, took a deep breath, and tried to calm himself down.

There's no way around it, the people in the group were right. He really did change one personality with each sentence. The aftereffects of being worshipped for too long are still quite significant.

Moreover, he hadn't spoken for ten thousand years, and for a moment he didn't even know how to communicate with people. He wasn't very good at these things to begin with, and he relied entirely on his innate charm to win people over. But online, he couldn't activate his charm aura at all, and could only rely on his verbal skills.

If we're talking about chat groups, I remember it was from the 2K era, right?

Yes, I even collaborated with Jack Ma back then and had shares in the company. I also sold hooks when QQ first launched, pretending to be a little girl with Jack Ma to attract customers and chat with them on QQ. I have experience in this area.

Don't be afraid, this is your own domain, there's nothing to be afraid of, just find the chat personality from the 2K era!

Oh right, speaking of Old Ma... Waaaaah, Old Ma, Old Ma! Why did you have to die? Leaving me all alone, Old Ma, Makado!

Even though you've long since died and your soul is gone, please still bless me in heaven so I can successfully trick everyone in the group into helping me work. Old Ma, as long as I can achieve this goal, I'll even forget about you!

Now I want to give thanks, yes.

First, gain some goodwill, then use the excuse of gratitude to promise a grand feast and gifts, and win over the "pro-war faction," the "unwilling to pilot Unit-01," and the "I am Superman."

What evil intentions could a human emperor have? They're simply grateful and want to repay kindness!

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Waaah, I'm only a few tens of thousands of years old, not that old. I'm a purebred human cat. I don't have a fatherly aura. I get along well with adults and children. Everyone likes me!"

[Don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "Uh... so you're a girl?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Generally speaking, I should be male, thank you."

【I am Batman】: "My apologies, my apologies. May I ask how to address this venerable old man who has ascended to godhood for tens of thousands of years?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I am human."

[Best Actor]: "Another AI match?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I am not a god."

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Got it. Looks like it didn't crash. Purely triggered the keyword. If we don't let him get through this hurdle, he'll become a broken record."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I am human, not a god. There are no gods in the world. Defeat all demons and heretics, and uphold the truth of the Empire!"

[Stress Resilience King]: "Why does this look vaguely familiar?"

【I am Batman】: "Yes, I think I understand where the sense of déjà vu comes from."

【I am Batman】: "@Eternal Yellow Skin, I ask you, have you ever been worshipped or believed in?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Although it exists, I am not a god."

【I am Batman】: "Then let me ask you again, can you do many things that are quite incredible compared to humans in the general sense?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "What do you mean?"

【I am Batman】: "For example, the ability to destroy planets or even stars, to bring people back to life or to bring oneself back to life, to have an almost endless lifespan, to survive in the vacuum of space and to move at high speeds in space without equipment, and to display one's true nature without restraint that would be unbearable for ordinary people?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Although I can do all of that, I am not a god."

【I am Batman】: "Okay, case solved."

【I am Ultraman】: "@Pro-war faction, you're really getting aggressive, Kasa, come out and see the same kind of stubborn person as you Ultraman."

[Pro-war faction]: "...Although, we Ultra Warriors are indeed not gods."

【I am Batman】: "That's right."

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Now I understand too."

[Best Actor]: "Pfft!"

[King of Stress Resistance]: "Oh my god, so this is where the sense of déjà vu comes from!"

[Coward]: "Pfft, although it seems a bit unfair, I'm sorry, Uncle Casa, I really want to laugh too. How come I never noticed before? Now that I have someone to compare it to, it suddenly feels so funny!"

[I don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "Hmm...uh...uh!"

Shinji Ikari covered his mouth tightly. No, he couldn't laugh. If he was the only one not laughing when everyone else was laughing, wouldn't his favorability towards Uncle Gauss skyrocket? This was the perfect opportunity to improve his ranking in Uncle Gauss's heart.

You must hold on, Shinji Ikari. You're a man with the eyes of a lion now. You can definitely suppress your laughter!

[I don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "Puhou hahaha!"

"...Fine, laugh if you want to."

In the main universe of the Land of Light, a rather helpless Kassasha shook his head. Regarding the question of whether someone is a god, neither he nor anyone else in the Land of Light was actually that stubborn.

I only deny it when it's brought up, to avoid being idolized; I don't usually bring it up on my own.

As for the rest of the group, even if they think he is a god, it only means that he has godlike power. There is no mindless idol worship, so there is no need to specifically correct that.

"Is it no longer needed?" Behind Kasa, Ace, Jack, the First Generation, Seven, and Zoffy, who had stopped transmitting energy, all asked curiously.

“Not for now,” Kassa sighed. “I don’t know the situation right now either. Let me find out first.”

The energy demand from the chat group came too quickly and rapidly, and the way it was being absorbed looked quite fierce, so much so that he was a little unsure whether he could manage on his own. Since this was the martial arts tournament arena, he simply called over Zoffy and the others nearby to provide him with assistance.

But unexpectedly, not long after, the chat group announced that the channel had been closed, and there was no way to help them. So the only thing to do was to evacuate Zoffy and the others.

Judging from the fact that the weasel can still crack jokes, although his worldview seems very dangerous, he seems to be holding on for now, and is not about to die immediately.

That's generally how it should be, otherwise the opponent would have cried for help right from the start.

However, looking at the yellow weasel's comments in the group, Kasa also had a sense of déjà vu. He always felt that this yellow weasel was a bit fake, as if he was deliberately acting like a lively person who knew how to chat online, which was a bit off from his true nature, and a bit like Bruce who disguised himself as Luther back then.

However, aside from the fact that it was intentional, it can also be seen that the yellow weasel is still unable to control its emotions well due to the aftereffects of the power of faith, which makes its emotions prone to excessive expression. This is something that can't be helped, and it will take some time to recover.

Therefore, it is understandable that the weasels nowadays may seem too unruly and artificial, and even exhibit emotions that are more agitated than normal.

Kasa paused for a moment, then wanted to speak in the group to ask about the situation on the weasel's side.

But the moment their attention shifted from Zoffy and the others back to the group chat, they were immediately bombarded with a barrage of messages. It turned out that the weasel was spamming the chat!

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "???"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "!!!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait for me! You, you, what did you just say? You said Ultraman? @Kasa, uh, uh, are you really Ultraman?"

[Pro-war faction]: "Although I really want to say that I am Ultraman, I'm sorry, but please explain what your Ultraman looks like first, so that it's not just a coincidence of names."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "That Ultraman with the light bulb eyes, forty or fifty meters tall, glowing all over, capable of destroying stars, breaking the rules of physics in the physical universe by relying solely on his strength to fly with a giant brick, and able to circle the entire Milky Way at least once in a day at a speed countless times faster than light?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Does it match? Does it match? Does it match?"

[Pro-war faction]: "It should be accurate."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "That damn Ultraman who is all saints and all kind, who unconditionally helps others, and would rather die himself than let a complete stranger who speaks rudely to him or even has malice towards him, and who is even a completely different race?"

[Pro-war faction]: "It's about right."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Is that the Ultraman who, even if he fights to the death but gets killed by a really strong enemy, can be instantly revived by a kid shouting 'Go for it!', and if he really can't win, someone else will quickly come to help him fight? The Ultraman with life-solidification technology?"

[Pro-war faction]: "Alright, no need to go back to the point. The Ultraman you mentioned is probably the same thing as us, but you're exaggerating a bit. We might not be able to revive 100% every time just because someone shouts 'Go for it!'"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "It's that Ultraman, whose English name means ultimate human. He has a timer on his chest, which on the surface tells you if you have enough energy, but actually tells you to go all out. He has superpowers that are all-encompassing, and his resistance to negative corruption is incredibly high. Unless you reach the level of Reiblood, your Ultraman simply cannot be corrupted?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "There's Tiga, Seven, the original Ultraman, Geed, the Heisei Three, the Ultra Brothers, the Land of Light, the Shining 4, Reiga, and that Ultraman Shining Tiga?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "You're that Ultraman? You really are that Ultraman? You, I, you, you, you, I, I, I... Ahhhhhhh, Holy crap! Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!!"

The screams, hisses, shouts, roars, and tremors were like those of a groundhog.

Just from the words sent by Huang Pizi, everyone, including Kasa, could clearly see that if he were free to move around offline, he would probably be so excited that people would think he was crazy.

Conversely, the more excited one is, the bigger and more urgent the problem is, unless the yellow weasel is simply someone who likes Ultraman to the point of idol worship.

It's quite obvious that the bug was present as soon as you joined the group, so it's definitely the former.

[Pro-war faction]: "Tell me if you have any problems, and I will help you immediately if I can."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "No way!"

[I don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "Huh?"

What is this operation?

Shinji Ikari was dumbfounded. How could he have screamed one minute and then changed his attitude the next?

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Impossible, impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible. How could my luck be so good? It's already unprecedented to encounter a helpful extraterrestrial cheat, how could it happen to be Ultraman?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I need to be clear-headed, I need to be calm. Humans can't have this kind of luck, and neither can I."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "That's right, Tzeentch, that guy who brought his whole family to life, did the same thing. He tricked me into believing that there were Ultraman, Kamen Rider, and Super Sentai in the subspace, and even Pretty Cure!"