Hawks from the Land of Light are calling me a dove and an undercover agent in the chat group.

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Tell me, are you not actually a completely good person? Are you trying to deceive me? Are you just like Tzeentch, someone who enjoys himself and is waiting to see my expression change from expectation to disappointment? Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"

【I am Batman】: "How many times have you been deceived to become so anxious and insecure?"

[Pro-war faction]: "If you don't believe me, I can do a live stream for you."

[Pro-war faction]: "(Live stream has started)."

[Eternal Yellow Weasel]: "—It's me, it's definitely me! It's definitely me! Aa ...

Chapter 288 Warhammer: My lord, we are all good citizens!

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Ultraman, Ultraman, Ultraman... Aba aba aba, the real Ultraman!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Why are you only arriving now? I've been waiting for you guys since the 2K era! Damn it, damn it! Kill those damn Tzeentch! Cleanse that vomit-vomit-vomit warp and chaos completely!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Fuck you, you treacherous devil, fuck you, you sadistic devil, fuck you, what are you, Khorne, what are you, you bastard, die, die, die! All of you, die!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "I want to say goodbye to the cesspool, oh no, I can say goodbye to the cesspool forever, hahaha, cheer for me, applause for me, Ultraman is great, no need for further words, come quickly, I can't wait a second longer, press 1, right now right now right now!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "And that live stream! Wow, not just one, holy crap, the entire Land of Light is there! I saw the Great Horned Bull! Ahhh, I saw it! Seven! Seven Seven Seven Seven, get Seven here right now, I'm going crazy!"

[Beep!]

[Warning: Due to the recent energy and power transfer to help fix the bug, the relevant channels have been temporarily distorted by the special worldview and special existence of the universe where the member id 'Pro-War Faction' resides.]

[The chat group needs some time to adapt to the rules. Until then, points cannot be used to allow the member with the ID 'Pro-War Faction' to travel to the world of the member with the ID 'Eternal Yellow Weasel'.]

[Eternal Yellow Weasel]: "I'm going to kill you!!"

If there were a megaphone right now, the Emperor would definitely repeat "What a load of crap chat group! Pure junk! It's a complete disaster!" to the entire universe a hundred million times!

What does "great ups and downs" mean?

If you had this question, you should have said so earlier. Wouldn't it have been better if you had said it sooner? If you had said it earlier, he wouldn't have been fantasizing about the wonderful days of being an ordinary old farmer tilling the land in a universe without latrines after he retired, all in a nanosecond.

You've already fantasized about the Land of Light coming over and raping the entire Warp in a second, restoring it to a state even cleaner and purer than it was 60 million years ago, even before the War of Heaven, and you only say this now? You're doing this on purpose!

The Emperor's emotions fluctuated violently, and the Fifth God's anger caused many warp storms in the warp, disrupting the paths of many demons that wanted to come to the physical universe, causing them to get lost.

But this did not make up for his anger and disappointment.

Before, there was no hope in sight; I was just wasting my time, waiting to die. Everything I did was in vain, merely trying to delay the inevitable. I was just passing the time.

Suddenly there was a future, a huge, bright light shining in the chat group, I couldn't resist for even half a second!

Damn it, any one of those people in that livestream that Kassadin started could easily wipe out anyone in the entire human empire except for him, the yellow-skinned one; they could easily wipe out 20 Primarchs working together; they could easily wipe out any Archmage; they could easily wipe out an Emperor-class Titan and a Glory Queen-class battleship!

That overwhelming power was already something to aspire to and yearn for just by watching it through the live stream. Although I don’t know why there were Aliens from the Dark Nebula and other aliens getting along so well with Ultraman, it doesn’t matter!

Even if they are Alien Empera, or even if they are those two bastards Babar and Magma, as long as they can come here, I'd be willing to praise them and say nice things to them every day!

Even the darkest Ultra Inhumans are still better than those filthy monstrous beings from the Warp Chaos Four!

It's back, everything is back.

Looking at the group chat filled with genuine Ultraman and Ultra-type aliens, and the invincible aura emanating from several ultimate Ultra peak powerhouses, the Emperor's eyes became misty.

He was born in the pre-Christian era and has been an emperor for tens of thousands of years. He has ruled over countries and even the entire galaxy, impersonated a god, established religions, and always worked as a leader for the future of mankind.

But he didn't do these things in every era during this long period of time. Like Olpeson, this group of immortals often experienced ups and downs.

When they're ambitious, they're truly ambitious; when they're just being lazy, they're truly lazy—more lazy than a salted fish.

I still remember the most laid-back time was during the 2K era. It was a prosperous and wonderful time. The warp couldn't cause large-scale chaos, and the aliens rarely approached the solar system. Humanity had also stopped large-scale civil wars.

Technology is developing, and it is full of the joy of enjoyment. At that time, the sadomasochistic concept that runs through the past and the future has not yet been born, so there is no need to worry that pleasure will lead to depravity.

Back then, he spent his days eating and sleeping, playing video games, watching tokusatsu and anime, and it was the most comfortable period of his life outside of his golden age.

Memories of the 2K era are becoming clearer, and the abstract personality I had when surfing the internet back then has returned!

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "It is our duty to restore the good old days of the 2K era and the Golden Age!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "But you, hideous and inherently evil chat group, dare to obstruct my great plan to make humanity great again! Kill!"

【I am Batman】: "Stop, stop, stop! I said stop! If you kill the chat group, who will let you travel through time?"

[The pro-war faction]: "I know you're anxious, but don't rush. The chat group seems to be at this level; it has already done its best."

[Pro-war faction]: "Okay, tell me about the general situation on your side. I'll head to the King's Star now to ask the King for help. If it's really urgent, I'll see if the King has any good ideas."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Your Majesty? You mean, the Ultra King who, just like a normal Ultraman, merges with a human, and with the difference between an Ultraman and a human, easily merges with a human to save a universe that was blown up by Belial's Time-Space Bomb?!"

[Pro-war faction]: "Huh?"

[Best Actor]: "Huh?"

[Coward]: "Huh?"

[Dead Fish Eyes]: "Huh?"

[King of Stress Resilience]: "Huh?"

【I am Batman】: "Huh?"

[I don't want to pilot Unit-01]: "Huh?"

They were all completely bewildered.

Wait, what is this thing?

Is the King of Ultra's difference from a single universe like Ultraman's difference from humanity's—is he truly one with the universe? Is such an outrageous feat really possible?

I knew the Four Mysterious Mysteries were incredibly powerful, but I never imagined they were this powerful. And where did you, Yellow Weasel, get this information from?

Kassadu, who was rushing from the martial arts tournament arena to King Planet, was almost startled into stopping. Of course, compared to the King of Ultra's single-minded focus on saving the universe, he was more concerned about Belial.

No way, could Bei Laohei really have fallen this low, even going so far as to blow up the universe? That's even darker than Emperor Alien!

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Got it, it seems the timeline hasn't reached the Geed era yet."

[Pro-war faction]: "And who is Jie De?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "The answer is Belial's own son, meow! Okay, I personally destroyed Black Belial, meow!"

[Coward]: "Uh, so this means that you, Yellow Skin, not only have the Ultraman series, but your timeline is also further back than everyone else in our group? No, wait, considering your age, what are you talking about, 2K..."

[Coward]: "You don't mean the 2K era you're talking about is after the year 2000, do you?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "That's right, meow!"

[Best Actor]: "What's the time where you are right now?"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "The end of the forty-first millennium of the Dark Galaxy".

hiss!

Hachiman Hikigaya, Yuta Hibiki, Shinji Ikari, and Miko Yotsuya all gasped in shock!

So, the weasel comes from the real future, and has lived from the modern era, or even before the modern era, all the way to 4 AD. That's truly invincible.

Considering his previous admission that he could do things similar to Uncle Kassadin, such as destroying planets, having infinite lifespan, and possessing a large number of superpowers, he is a typical all-around powerhouse, and like Uncle Kassadin, he is a veteran powerhouse with a solid foundation.

But even such a super strong person was forced to trigger a bug upon entering the group. As soon as he heard that Uncle Kasa was Ultraman, he immediately became anxious and wanted to call the entire Land of Light to help.

His problem is really huge!

Bruce and Sasuke were alright, they didn't feel anything. The latter came from the ninja world, so he didn't really have a real connection to the 2K era.

The former goes without saying; after all, no matter how big the problem with the yellow weasel is, it's not as big as Barbatos on the DC side. As for the future, when the Destroyer was interrogated, he already told us that there were people from the distant future who traveled back to Earth in the DC, namely Reverse-Flash.

So it's probably not surprising anymore.

Sigh, DC, sigh, Gotham, except for Ultraman, you can always find a similar counterpart to almost everything, big or small, no matter how strange or bizarre.

[Pro-war faction]: "Explain in detail."

Kasa's eyes sharpened; the situation on the weasel's side was probably really dire.

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Let me tidy it up."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Here's the thing, I'll make it short."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "Our universe has an inherent neighbor called the Subspace, also known as the High Heaven. All beings born in this universe have their souls unconditionally bound to the Subspace before birth."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "The subspace is even more vast than the universe, carrying the souls and emotions of all living beings. When people's various emotions are projected into the subspace, various existences and powers will be born."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "The warp was once peaceful, but as the number of cosmic creatures increased, so did the negative emotions. These emotions gave rise to various warp demons, including the four most evil Chaos Gods."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "In order to obtain more corresponding negative effects, these four Chaos Evil Gods tried every means to invade the physical universe, and used the most unscrupulous evil methods to bewitch and kill all races. Humanity once developed to the point where its technology was enough to dominate the entire galaxy. However, due to the intervention of the Chaos Evil Gods, the Iron Man rebellion was caused, and 99% of the technology was lost."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "But the great humankind did not yield!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "We humans have stood up, willing to shoulder responsibilities as heavy as mountains and bear sins as vast as the sea. We were originally the most peace-loving, but in order to fight against chaos, we have to stain our hands with blood!"

[Eternal Yellow Weasel]: "This is all for the sake of the entire Milky Way, no, for all the aliens and heretics in the entire universe—cough, no, for all the races and life forms in the entire universe!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "We do our best to protect other poor, innocent, and weak alien species, and we ally with those powerful aliens to fight against the evil chaos together!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "However, the four Chaos Gods bewitched the aliens, and a large number of alien species were originally evil little devils. They actually betrayed our glorious and great humanity, succumbed to the temptation of the Chaos Gods, and turned to the subspace, betraying the physical universe."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "We, the entire human race, have been suffering terribly trying to save and liberate the universe from Chaos. Now, there's no way around it. The Great Unity has failed, and we can only fight against all the warp demons and all the aliens and extraterrestrial species on our own. Alas, what a miserable life!"

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "In order to protect the entire universe from the Chaos God, I even had to place my hopes on my twenty underage children."

【Eternal Yellow Weasel】: "But the Chaos God actually killed my poor Firstborn while I was distracted by the Net Dao Project. My poor Horus, oh my god, centaur, thirty years, my poor Horus, you died so tragically, oh my god!"

【Ten Thousand Year Weasel】: "From ten thousand years ago to now, our human empire has been fighting against Chaos for a full ten thousand years. The situation is getting more and more difficult. If this continues, we will be destroyed by the Chaos God, and the entire universe will be doomed! Waaaaah!"

I can't tell the truth, this is the only thing I absolutely can't tell the truth about!

Offline, the Emperor's gaze wandered, and through the pale sun-like essence of the subspace, he could witness every single moment the various scenes unfolding throughout the entire human empire in the physical universe.

Without saying anything else, he only needs to truthfully recount what he saw in that one second, and he believes that Ultraman Kasa will no longer be thinking about how to deal with the four chaotic gods of the subspace, but rather how to deal with his human empire.

Given the extreme nature of humanity today, even if Ultraman Seven, who loves people the most, came, he certainly wouldn't unconditionally side with humanity.

Although it's impossible to keep it a secret forever once O arrives, and problems will inevitably arise, we should at least keep it a secret for as long as possible. We should first create the image of humanity and the Empire as the biggest victims, so that the kind-hearted O can be biased and sympathize with us.

In this way, even if the truth is later discovered to be different, there is still a chance that humanity and the Empire will be shown the greatest possible mercy!

Playing the victim is essential; it's the only right way.

No matter what the fault is, it is not human beings.

Long live humanity! Long live the Empire! Humanity is the most peace-loving, the least extreme, the most gentle and kind! Humanity loves the Eldar, the Orcs, the Necromancers, the Randan, and the Tau cats.

The reason we are in this situation is because all the alien species are so ungrateful and unwilling to obediently die. If they had just surrendered and been beheaded, how could humanity have started so many wars?