Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Chapter 353 Mystical Disaster Avoidance Ability

"Jerry!!! Are you kidding me??? Morty worked so hard to find you a job, and you lost it in less than two hours???"

Beth finds Jerry in Denver, not too far from Morty's house, and tries to prevent him from going home and causing trouble.

She found a coffee shop and tried to find topics to talk about with Jerry to kill time. She kept glancing at her phone, but unexpectedly, as the conversation went on, this loser started stammering.

A loser's stammering often means he may have done something wrong...

As Jerry's wife, how could Beth not know?

Morty specifically instructed her to keep an eye on Jerry to prevent the rascal from causing any more strange trouble.

So... if you don't tell me today, you're not leaving here!

Not only that, I'm also going to yell that you're abusing me!

Despite Beth's outburst drawing stares from everyone in the coffee shop, Jerry stammered for a long time before finally revealing that he had lost his job.

Beth breathed a sigh of relief when she heard that Jerry hadn't hurt Morty.

Upon hearing that he had lost the job he had just secured within two hours, Beth immediately flew into a rage.

Two hours!!

Two hours!!!

You haven't even started working there yet, you haven't done a single thing, how did you manage to lose this job so easily?!

So this is your specialty, Jerry?

Sending work remotely?

Why don't you make money remotely?

"Jesus! How could I have been so blind as to marry such a useless loser like you, who can't even keep a fucking job! Why don't you just find a place to hang yourself?"

"I'm truly fed up with you, you useless piece of trash!"

"That's enough..."

When Beth heard Jerry hesitantly utter "enough," her anger burned even more fiercely.

Enough? What do you mean by enough? Do you think I'm being unreasonable? Or do you think my insults were too harsh?

So... Little Jerry, you still have self-respect! You even know what face is? If you really care about those things, why don't you go find a real job?

"Enough!!!"

Amidst the sarcastic remarks, Jerry, whose emotions had been building up for a long time and were finally about to explode, suddenly stood up, grabbed the corner table in front of him with both hands, and hurled it violently to his left.

He threw the coffee, coffee cup, cell phone, and Beth's bag on the table onto the floor.

After finishing this, Jerry pointed at Beth and yelled, "You tyrant! You're just like your father! You never care about anyone! You never care about other people's feelings! You only live according to your own ideas! And you insist that the people around you live according to your ideas too!"

"I like tinkering with small appliances, I like collecting commemorative coins, and I like sitting comfortably on the sofa watching TV. This was my normal life before that stinky old man came!"

"Ever since he came, not only have I lost my job, but every time I try to tinker with small appliances, I get laughed at by you, Sammy, and Morty!"

"My commemorative coin is worthless because Morty would rather go see Rick's weird stuff than experience anything from the normal world!"

"Even the right to sit comfortably on the sofa and watch TV has been completely squeezed out by the so-called multiverse TV channels!"

"What status do I have in this family?"

“Tell me! The moment Rick came home! Did you already consider him the head of the household? You all revolve around him, who really treats me like a man? Who really thinks I have even the slightest... ability to get anything done?”

After uttering the last word, Jerry's eyes reddened, and a tear rolled down his cheek. Looking at the woman he deeply loved, who was now in shock, his vision gradually blurred.

Jerry wiped the tears from his eyes with his right hand, swallowed hard, and straightened his back, which was usually slightly hunched.

Then, he turned and walked towards the door of the coffee shop.

From today onwards! I, Jerry! will revert to my old self... Hmm? Why are there so many of me outside...? So many of me...

Jerry, whose mind was filled with countless dreams for the future but who actually had no idea what to do next, saw a group of him and Beth outside and swiftly slipped behind Beth...

Well, this incredibly flamboyant and utterly shameless semi-circular snake-like movement not only stunned everyone else in the store, but also left Beth completely dumbfounded.

Why are there so many people like me outside...?

And you were all all fired up just now, how come you're... Sigh! Oh well! That's just the kind of person he is...

Exhausted, Beth stood up, walked to the glass door of the coffee shop, cautiously opened it a crack, and called out, "Who are you? What do you want?"

No sooner had she finished speaking than Beth saw herself outside the door, taking out all sorts of energy guns—definitely made by Rick—and aiming them at her.

"J...Jesus! Run!!!"

Seeing the attacker's intent, Beth whirled around, wanting the others in the shop to run, but while almost everyone was still sitting there dumbfounded, Jerry had already run into the coffee shop's storeroom...

Beth: "..."

Future Beth: "..."

Future Jerry: "..."

Sure! That's so Jerry-esque! You could even say it's extremely Jerry-like!!!

Seeing that everyone had run away, Beth didn't hesitate for a second. She turned around and ran towards the warehouse. She knew that Jerry probably had so many flaws that a book couldn't analyze them all.

However, his cowardly nature also endowed him with an almost mystical ability to avoid disaster...

But when he becomes brave, this ability magically disappears.

In this respect, the brave Jerry that Beth had met before made her feel that there was also a Jerry with a very masculine personality.

He was killed by his courage.

So as long as Jerry is timid, his almost magical ability to escape means that he's like a cockroach—someone you can't stand, but someone you can never really kill!

So Beth quickly slipped into the coffee shop's storeroom and, sure enough, found a door leading to the alley behind the shop.

As she rushed out, she saw Jerry with his hands on his head, back bent, jogging from her left side to her right.

On the left, a group of Beth and Jerry were firing their guns, but their aim was so poor it was almost unbearable to watch. Even if they fired ten million energy bullets, they probably wouldn't be able to harm Jerry in the slightest...

Or perhaps he's incredibly lucky in this regard?

Biu~

Having witnessed an energy blast about to hit Jerry but being shattered by another energy blast, Beth, hiding behind the door and somewhat afraid to come out, made a very important decision...

Jerry! Follow behind me!!!

Chapter 354 I Need Jerry

There may be many female warriors in the world of Remo, but there is only one true goddess of war from beginning to end, and that is Beth, who completely let go of all restraints and fully awakened the bloodline of Sanchez.

As one of only two people in the family who were not contaminated by Jerry's DNA, Beth, like Morty, is one of the prime examples of someone who, when cornered, begins a desperate outburst.

Using Jerry as a mystical shield, she blocked bullets all the way to the parking lot and got into her family's old seven-seater minivan.

Starting with a fifth-gear jump is just a basic skill.

As she drove out of the parking lot, cars came from both sides simultaneously, trying to block her way, forcing her to perform a left-side single-wheel rotation maneuver to get over the obstacle.

In other words, you turn the steering wheel all the way, pull the handbrake, and before the car completely rolls over, you make a single tire spin on the ground, performing an absurd maneuver of one-handed handstand rotation and movement...

Such an action naturally wouldn't be complete without someone perfectly matching a loud scream: "Ahhhhhhh!!!! Oh no!!! This is too dangerous!!!"

Currently, with the entire car upside down, Beth, carefully navigating the obstacle, slaps a certain loser across the face, yelling, "Hey! Shut the hell up! Don't interfere with my driving!! Or I'll kick you off the road!"

As the car drove off almost miraculously, Beth leaned back sharply, giving the car a slight directional force that allowed it to land safely.

She floored the accelerator, straightened the steering wheel, and, with half her head sticking out, roared at the road ahead, "Everyone, get out of here!!!"

Seeing his wife suddenly unleash her power, Jerry felt a chill of fear. He thought about what he had said in the coffee shop earlier.

He's incredibly lucky to have survived...

But Jerry is Jerry after all. After his initial shock, seeing that the car had driven two blocks away and he felt safe, his "hands of the repair world" started itching to get to work.

I tried the radio but found there was no sound. A screwdriver appeared out of nowhere, and while driving, I had to keep glancing at Beth. I almost turned the steering wheel all the way to the lock again so I could spin over the obstacle and throw Jerry off the car.

"What the hell! Stop!!! Don't do anything reckless!!! I have no idea what's going on, this is our only means of transportation!!!"

"All right..."

Seeing someone reluctantly withdraw his wicked hands, which had caused countless small appliances that were on the verge of death but could have been put back to work with the help of appliance repair manuals, to die completely.

Beth held the steering wheel with one hand, took out her phone and called Morty, Grandpa, and Sammy, but without exception, she couldn't get through to any of them!

What exactly happened...? How is Morty?!

As a self-doubting, overly doting parent who doubts whether she is truly the darling of her child, Beth is worried about Morty's safety and unconsciously drives the car towards home.

When they arrived at her neighborhood, she remembered Morty's words about not letting Jerry near her house, so she wanted Jerry to get out of the car and wait for her.

But at this moment, the car had slowly driven to the intersection of its own street and stopped.

Seeing everyone else's houses still intact in the distance, while her own house was completely ravaged, a typical example of Syrian war damage, Beth's heart sank. She couldn't believe she had only been away from home for a few hours.

This is already...

"Hi~"

"what!!!"

"Jesus!!! Rick!!! Don't suddenly appear next to the car window and scare me!!!"

Grandpa's sudden appearance startled the two people in the car, especially Jerry, who screamed pitifully.

The neighbors who were at home all looked out their windows.

"Alright, Beth, go to the back seat. There's a tiny timing issue, and I need Jerry to lend me a hand."

Beth: "???"

Jerry: "???"

When Beth heard her grandfather tell her to sit in the back seat and Jerry to sit in the front passenger seat, she immediately thought she might be going through menopause, or even developing premature dementia.

When did Jerry, that idiot, become qualified to sit in the same row as his grandfather?

But seeing Grandpa's seemingly genuine expression, the bewildered Beth didn't ask the question until she sat down in the back row herself.