Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Why put Jerry in the passenger seat?

"Because he has always had a special ability, that if placed in the right position, he can influence the world," Grandpa said somewhat reluctantly as he got into the car.

Upon hearing this, Jerry's expression was priceless. At first, he didn't believe it, then he was somewhat incredulous, and finally, when his grandfather's tacit agreement gave him a clear signal...

This middle-aged man, who had never stood up straight since his grandfather came to live with them, raised his eyebrows at Beth with great enthusiasm.

His proud demeanor completely oblivious to the fact that the affirmation he received came from the very person he had always disliked.

Incredulous, Beth asked, "Him? What abilities could he possibly have?"

To be precise...

An excited Jerry interrupted his grandfather, trying to outdo Beth, "Ha! Beth! You're just jealous of me! You think I'm incapable, but I am! And I can influence the whole world!!!"

"Oh? Really? You're really amazing. I bet your greatest skill is losing your job in just two hours, right?"

"You're just jealous! You're jealous of my abilities! You're like a Nazi! Any ability that you can't use is a useless ability!"

"You! Shut up, you stupid pig! You..."

Hearing that the couple, who never seem to have a moment's peace, were about to start their daily tug-of-war again, Grandpa stretched out his right hand and blocked their way.

After forcibly quieting the two down.

Grandpa gestured to Beth not to delve into the issue for now. He took out the teleportation gun, placed it in Jerry's hand, and told him to input any string of numerical coordinates.

"Huh? What are you doing? You want to... Hey! Why are you raising your hand? Are you trying to hit me?"

"Don't ask so many questions!" Grandpa said sternly. "Now, you do exactly what I say, without any problems, or I'll throw you into Jerry's Daycare right now!"

"All right..."

Under the threat of Jerry's daycare, the overly excited Jerry finally calmed down and, as instructed by his grandfather, randomly entered a string of coordinates.

The moment the portal opened...

Dozens of octopus tentacles shot out from the portal with lightning speed.

Grandpa, who was prepared, gently pulled Beth back, thus dodging the attack. As for Jerry... well, he unintentionally avoided all the attacks by mimicking a figure from an ancient Egyptian pyramid mural...

Chapter 355 Old Ke, whom I haven't seen in a long time

"Waaah... Rick... Help me..."

"It's alright. Have you forgotten how long I've been here? Everyone in my family has been seriously injured, but the worst injury you've ever suffered was Morty's slap in the face?"

Jerry, who had 'accidentally' dodged an attack from dozens of octopus tentacles, looked to his grandfather for help in an extremely awkward posture, but the latter had no intention of lending a hand at all.

Instead, it picked up a machete about the length of an arm and slashed at one of the retracted tentacles.

"Motherfuck!!! Who! Who cut off the tentacles of the great Cthulhu?! I'm coming to your world... uh... a portal? Rick? Fuck!!!"

Old K, on ​​the other side of the portal, was clearly unaware that his tentacles had inadvertently passed through the portal and arrived in front of his grandfather.

So after discovering the portal, Old K, who had been furious and almost said "I'm going to destroy your world," quickly ran over from the other side of the portal like a little dog's lackey.

"You're quite the runner, aren't you? You disappeared not only quickly, but also very thoroughly. If it weren't for the fact that I'm currently unable to return to Mirror City, I'd probably have to use the highest level of methods to find you."

"Oh dear, Grandpa Rick, what are you saying! Have you forgotten that I, Little Rick, have always been Rick's loyal follower? Just one word from you, and I'll be running over there to serve you. It's just that I live so far away..."

Upon hearing that someone was trying to talk nonsense and cover up what had happened before, Grandpa, who had other things to do, raised his hand to interrupt him. He didn't have that much time to waste right now.

After much difficulty, by drinking the intelligence-unlocking potion, Grandpa restored his intelligence to a normal level, thus escaping the pursuit of his future selves. Now, all Grandpa wants to do is find Morty as soon as possible.

And to find out the truth about what happened to Sangmei.

That black mist... was a kind of black mist he had never seen before. This, combined with the information that the multiverse television signal was gone, and the AI's home video playback...

Grandpa speculated that something must have gone wrong in the dark matter world.

cause?

Jerry can lock himself out in the future by simply closing a door, and he wants to kill his present self!

That's exactly how you are, Jerry!

So the most urgent task is to find out what state Sammy is in, but Morty isn't here and he can't go to that dark matter world, so we can only find Old K first.

And that's where Jerry comes in again!

As Jerry 'Rick Selected', most of his abilities are the same as those of Jerry from other universes. However, the Rick from his previous universe not only found it particularly easy to do something, but was also particularly prone to serious injury.

They're like opposites.

The Jerry I carefully selected has the ability to make things extremely difficult to mess up, yet also remarkably resilient to injury.

This is also why Grandpa always tolerated Jerry.

Besides being able to serve as a mystical human shield in crucial moments, his almost irrational tendency to make things worse can also play a wonderful role.

But this wonder often comes at a price!

"Is that Rick? Rick Sanchez, right? Good! Kill him!!!"

Old K was humbly expressing his respect, while Kasogsar on the other side of the portal was shouting that he wanted to wipe out Grandpa...

Well, Jerry's abilities come at a price. Since he can do the worst things, the fact that he can find Old K by randomly picking a string of numbers means that the appearance of Old K, or rather, Kasogsa, is the worst thing that could happen right now.

Even more pressing than the current thorny issues.

Hearing Kasogesa's extremely angry voice, Grandpa nervously glanced around. Instead of feeling relieved after not seeing his future self jump out, he became even more nervous.

The future self usually only travels back in time and turns to ashes because the things they are doing now are so incredibly stupid, to the extreme of stupidity.

So there is no future version of yourself in the present.

There are only two possibilities.

One possibility is that they have no future and die a very complete death...

Another possibility is that I can handle the problems that follow without making my future self feel that I'm too stupid.

Grandpa naturally hoped for the second option, but judging from the tone of Old Ke's wife, Kasogesana, he leaned towards the first option.

So before the other party could rush out, he hurriedly asked what had happened that had angered this 'gentle' female ancient ruler like this.

"Sigh! What else could it be...she's pregnant!" Old Ke's words made Grandpa, Jerry, and Beth all gasp in surprise.

Is she pregnant?

Who...whose?

At that moment, Grandpa was like a magnet, deeply attracting Jerry and Beth's attention, because among the strangely eccentric people in our family, there was probably only...

"It's Morty's."

WTF?!

"What the hell?! It can't be Morty!!! He's just a kid!!!"

Grandpa: "..."

Old Ke: "..."

Jerry: "..."

Beth's wail left the three grown men speechless.

Grandpa felt that the series of things Morty had done over the past six months had little to do with being "just a child".

Jerry, whose face was vaguely stinging, could only think about how Morty had kept slapping him across the face, and his painful experiences at the Jerry Daycare Center.

Old Ke... he doesn't say anything, he doesn't think about anything. Right now, he just wants to find a safer place to stay, because what's next...

A yellowish-brown cloud of gas surged out from the other end of the portal, containing viruses that were invisible to the naked eye and capable of killing at least 100,000 people in a single second.

As Grandpa walked toward Jerry, he casually pulled out a few gas masks and tossed them to Beth and Jerry.

Whoosh! ! !

A tentacle pierced through the air cloud from the other end of the portal, hitting precisely the spot where Grandpa had just been standing. At this moment, only 0.5 seconds and 30 centimeters had passed since Grandpa left this place.

Feeling a strong gust of wind sweep across his back, Grandpa, who had already put on his gas mask, said to Old Ke, "Let her calm down, or I'll kill her when my patience runs out. The choice is yours."

Of course, he didn't want his grandfather to kill Kasogsa's old man, but he couldn't persuade Kasogsa to calm down at this time.

Caught in a dilemma, he suddenly heard Nktosa's screams coming from the other side.

"Ah!!! It hurts so much!!! It hurts so much!!! I...I...this...is a daughter!!!"

As soon as the word 'daughter' was uttered, Kasogesa, who was about to marry into the family and kill her grandfather, suddenly lost her tentacles, seemingly returning to Enktosa's side.

Grandpa's heart was heavy at that moment.

One thing, two things, three things—more and more unrelated things were happening one after another, but he always felt that they were all connected in some way...

Chapter 356 A Child

Should we go in and take a look?

After Old K turned and ran into the portal, Jerry turned back to look at his grandfather and Beth, who were hiding behind him, and asked a somewhat silly question.

The Great Old Ones are having a baby. Why do you want to go in and take a look?

What? You, Jerry Smith, suddenly became the obstetrician-gynecologist of the Great Old Ones?

But today, Grandpa seemed to be relying on Jerry's opinion a bit, because he heard Jerry want to go in and see what was going on.

They agreed to this without even thinking about it.

Sensing something was off, Beth quickly interjected, "Rick, you seem a little strange today. Why are you listening to Jerry?"

"Because he's a fool who's prone to making things go wrong, but after making things go to the extreme, he can defy fate and find a glimmer of hope."

After saying something very idealistic, Grandpa put one hand on Jerry's shoulder and slowly pushed the latter toward the portal, while reaching into his pocket with his right hand to pull out a gun.

After all, he couldn't be 100% sure that Nketosa had given birth, could he?

What if Kasogsa is bluffing him?

A Thousand Little Tricks Series~

Under Jerry's 'protection', Grandpa and he walked into the portal together and arrived in the world where Old K and the others now lived.