Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Thinking that Grandpa should know the truth, Morty wanted to go back and ask, but after carefully considering what Grandpa had told them before he went back to sleep, he gave up the idea of ​​asking for trouble.

Anyway...C167, lend me a time-traveling hound first! I need to go find Rick.

"Huh? That octopus-faced guy is still alive?"

"You two know each other?"

"Actually, many Ricks knew each other, but during the period when C137 went crazy, he killed so many people that we didn't interact much afterwards. Besides, I was lucky. In a sense, I'm already dead and escaped C137's slaughter. Sometimes, I really don't know whether I should thank P850 or resent him."

"These past events all sound very complicated..."

Seeing that Morty was very curious about this matter, C167 briefly mentioned what C137 was like during his crazy period when he lost his wife and daughter.

Simply put, the ground was littered with corpses.

In a more detailed description, it would be that whenever that guy saw a Rick, he would ask the other person if they recognized the Rick in the photo he was holding.

If you recognize them, then congratulations, you can directly extract their memories!

If I don't know you, I don't believe you! I think you're lying! I'm going to expose your memory!

That period could be described as...everyone was in danger...or rather, Rick was in danger. It was during that time that Ricks, who had always been in a loosely organized structure, finally began to band together in the face of a common enemy.

This also provided a prerequisite for the subsequent establishment of Ruicheng by C137.

The intelligence of a clever person depends on the intelligence level of those around him. If everyone is at the same level, then he will enter a state of feeling mediocre and will no longer think about higher-level questions.

In short, a large number of Ricks gathered together, allowing many Ricks who had never met before to meet.

C167 also met Kerry around that time.

"So you two are friends?"

Hearing this, Morty interjected, because he was going to kill Kerry this time, if C167 and Kerry were old friends.

That would make things very difficult.

Fortunately, C167's answer relieved him.

"Pah! Friend my ass! He's as disgusting as the P850. While Rick studies technology, he's always rambling on about Cthulhu worlds, determined to create Cthulhu technology!"

"So you want the Time-Space Hound, right?"

"I'll get you one right away, but how you track that guy is your own problem. I don't need a single hair on his head."

C167 proactively got back to business, and Morty felt much more at ease.

A few minutes later, Morty looked at the hound in front of him, which looked very much like a Doberman, with very short fur and a slender body, and wondered why this thing was a little different from the one he had seen last time.

"Genetic modification allows for the personal customization of these hunting dogs' appearance. What's so strange about that?"

"Hasn't the P850 ever been in front of you... Oh! I forgot, that plagiarist has no real talent whatsoever."

"Alright, alright, go do what you're supposed to do, don't bother me."

Chapter 452 Your detention conditions are pretty high-end, aren't they?

There were two people when they came in, and two people, a dog, and a bunch of old memories when they left...

While Tzeentch and the others outside were still chanting slogans, Morty, eager to get back, sent a dozen or so mind-based cannon fodder into the crowd.

Using the unique properties of their mental entities, they penetrated one person after another, closing in on Tzeentch, who was giving a speech on stage.

Then, right before everyone's eyes, they kidnapped the pink-haired girl.

"Holy crap! What happened??? What's going on??? Why am I seeing Space Marines walking out of the Warhammer universe???"

"You weren't the only one who saw it, I saw it too... This is a bit outrageous..."

"Holy crap! Is the Emperor coming?!"

Ignoring what these background figures were saying, once the telekinetic cannon fodder brought Tzeentch back, Morty, along with his dog and Sammy, returned home.

At home, Stein, having wiped the blood off his body and cleaned his wounds, sat cross-legged on the floor. His weight was devastating to the sofa, so he didn't bother making a fool of himself.

I saw Morty come back with a dog.

Stein, a discerning individual, recognized the once-famous hound in the universe at a glance. After all, during Operation Hound, all the locations in the Galactic Empire equipped with Time-Space Hounds were attacked by Rick and his crew.

And in their world, after death, they can leave their bodies and become souls.

Hell, of course, also needs to be thoroughly cleaned up.

"Time-Traveling Hound, it seems finding Kerry shouldn't be a problem. All it needs to do is sniff around where Kerry is being held."

Morty, who had just been about to ask the question but hadn't even asked it yet, received the answer. He then opened the portal again, taking Stein with him towards the place where Kerry was being held.

We passed through the portal again.

The 500-square-meter villa and 1000-square-meter garden in front of him left Morty stunned.

If it weren't for the mosquitoes with human faces flying everywhere in the sky, and the swarms of demons in the distance constantly throwing tormented souls down from the sky, Morty would have thought he had opened the wrong portal and ended up in some private mansion.

"Are the detention conditions here really this high-end?"

Upon seeing the villa in front of him... Morty hesitated for a few seconds before uttering these words, and then he was choked by Tzeentch.

"What? Envious? Then cut yourself in the throat right now, 3 million down payment, name P850, and you can enjoy a 30% discount. If you don't want to do housework, the succubus nanny only costs 10,000 yuan a month~"

Morty: "..."

After giving the girl a helpless glare, Morty gestured to her that they could talk about their business later, once he had caught up with Kerry.

"Heh, why don't you let me go back first? I haven't finished my business there. I'm not some kind of leg ornament for you, Morty, you know that?"

"What did you say? What thigh ornament? I'll... never mind!"

"Feeling guilty now? Remember how you treated me before? You released me when you wanted to, but didn't care if I wanted to leave! And you still have the nerve to argue with me?"

"..."

"Let me go!!!"

Tzeentch's hoarse roar made Sammy and Stein stop for less than half a second before they immediately quickened their pace and walked forward.

Because of Morty's relationship with Tzeentch, it was very...strange in their eyes.

Especially Stein, who had clashed with Tzeentch in his original form, could never forget just how horribly grotesque that Tzeentch looked back then.

But how come this guy has changed so much now? It's like he's had plastic surgery... no! It's like he's become a completely different species?

"Is your brother dating her?"

The two slipped into the villa and immediately hid inside the gate, eavesdropping and gossiping about Morty and Tzeentch.

Sangmei, who had only overheard a few words, was stunned by Stein's words and frantically shook her head, denying the possibility of such a thing.

you could put it that way.

She, Sammy, would rather see Morty with any other girl than with Tzeentch, because that girl was just as cunning as Grandpa.

She's just too lazy.

Upon hearing that Tzeentch couldn't be Morty's girlfriend, Stein relaxed. He felt that this girl was just as capable of causing trouble as Morty.

The number of reports from Earthlings to their Intangible Cultural Heritage Management Center has increased by about 50% recently compared to the same month last year.

But what's truly terrifying is that the number of people who died of natural causes has decreased by 90%.

The majority of the new deaths and previous deaths were unnatural!

It's impossible that these numbers have nothing to do with her!

So please, Morty, stop adding any more troublemakers to this house!

At that moment, Stein, who was on the same side as Sangmi, turned his head, and his entire face completely transformed into a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure expression...

"No, that's good. Otherwise, we'd be seeing each other every day, damn it!!! Why did Morty suddenly hug her?!"

"Holy crap!!! Morty!! You have to resist the temptation of beauty!!! You can't just give in like this!!!"

"Ah!!! No!!! I must summon the demon army!!! To vanquish Tzeentch!!!! To uphold the purity of the Sanchez family bloodline!!!"

But before Stein could even say something like, "I'm living off my grandfather's wealth and I'm just trying to build up my morale," he and Sammy saw Morty open a portal and send Tzeentch away.

Seven or eight seconds later.

When Morty led the Time-Traveling Hound up, the two immediately went up to him to ask what had just happened.

Morty said in a tone that was both regretful and relieved, "Sometimes it's time to let go, and you should choose to let go."

"I wish her a safe journey ahead..."

"Alright! Where are Kerry's things?"

Seeing that Morty didn't want to talk about it, Stein wisely chose to avoid the topic as well. He placed some of the things that Kerry had used in front of the hound and let it sniff them.

This hound, capable of tracking across the universe, suddenly swelled up in the abdomen, and a few seconds later, it vomited out something wrapped in a transparent, turbid sphere.

Having had experience before, Morty used his telekinetic knife to split the sphere open and took out a small piece of paper that looked illogical, but was actually quite logical!

After entering the coordinates, Morty discovered that these coordinates... were actually in the Cthulhu universe!

"Damn! Is he going back to that place again? But what would he be doing there? The Fly Man is currently locked in a fierce battle with the Great Old Ones... and his family shouldn't be there either..."

Sangmei then interjected, "Motty, do you think it's possible that he went back not to find someone, but to retrieve some kind of weapon?"

Chapter 453 I Don't Want to Go

Since Sammy has been able to enter the minds of many people, Morty usually listens to her suggestions and considers them very seriously.

But this time, Morty felt that she was just making him laugh.

Kerry went back to get his weapon... what weapon?

He wants to kill his own Beth, what kind of scene is he trying to create?

A perfect shooting angle, a high-precision sniper rifle, and a brass bullet are all you need to accomplish this.

Who the hell would use an armed satellite to launch a high-altitude attack to kill an ant?

If we're really going to go all out, how about we awaken Azathoth?

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