Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

fuck!!

Startled by the thought that crossed his mind, Morty instinctively tensed up, because Azathoth, the chief god of the Cthulhu universe, was like a destructive weapon that had never been used, but whose power was immense.

It is said that when it awakens, it will be the day the world is destroyed.

But here's the problem: it never woke up, so no one knows how it intends to destroy the world...

And if it were to truly awaken and destroy the world, absolutely no one would record it, because everything would truly be destroyed...

However, given the level of hatred between Kerry and Beth, it's unlikely that they would escalate to the point of devastating the world by declaring, "I will awaken Azathoth."

After all, killing Beth was far too easy.

"so..."

Sangmei and Stein looked at Morty at the same time, and what they hadn't finished saying made their meaning very clear.

Are we going to the Cthulhu universe to find Kree?

Or should I go home, set a trap, and wait for him to come?

After a moment's thought, Morty decided to make a trip to the Cthulhu world, and he also wanted to take the Reality Device with him.

Various obstacles have prevented me from acquiring this SSSS-level artifact, the very father of all beings of the same type, including soul beings.

This time! I will definitely take it with me!

"Alright, good luck! Please open a portal home for me, thanks~"

Just as Morty was about to open a portal to the Cthulhu world, Sammy suddenly announced that she wanted to go home, so quickly that Morty almost dropped the teleportation gun.

Go back? Go home? Wait...

What are you doing at home?

A brother and sister wreak havoc in the Cthulhu world—this pure and adventurous movie plot makes you want to go home now...

What are you trying to do?

Is a strike about to break out all of a sudden?

"I have no ability to protect myself, why would I go with you to a world where Great Old Ones and Ancient Gods roam everywhere? Do you think I've had enough of living?"

After giving her younger brother a disdainful look, this older sister declared that she was incapable of protecting herself and that the adventure ahead was now in his hands.

She reached out and patted her younger brother's shoulder, signaling him to stop being silly and hurry up and give his older sister a teleportation package home.

It's already quite an achievement that I've accompanied you this far.

If we keep running together, you might be able to come back, but I might not be able to.

Faced with an older sister who was so protective of her own life, Morty scratched his head helplessly, unsure of what to say...

The reason I'm not going with Beth this time is because she's being chased by Kerry, so how could I just take her out casually?

If you add another Jerry to yourself, it's basically like sitting on a train heading straight for the abyss, with no way to apply the brakes.

Grandpa, of course, didn't need to say much. He was recovering and also hoped to have a real Morty vs. Rick match with Rick, so he wouldn't get involved in the matter himself.

Sang Mei... the only person she can bring along as an assistant right now is her...

But when did my own sister start following the path of cunning instead of the traditional Sangmei way of doing things?

Because most Sammy... don't value their lives as much as you do!

When you were using foliar fertilizer, the dosage and concentration were so potent that they would be lethal to most people, but in your hands it was just an appetizer...

So why can this leaf fly and play, and in such a way that if you're not careful, you'll be reincarnated?

Now that it's such a small adventure, you're going to... never mind! I'll take Stein with me!

Stein, whose name was mentioned by Morty, froze for a moment, then forced an awkward smile. He took a few steps back and politely declined Morty's offer.

The reason given was: "No, please spare me, brother. I'm still young... Even in hell, I'd only be considered an adult for about two hundred years. I'm still a young man who doesn't own a house or a car, and I have plenty of wonderful years ahead of me. This dangerous thing should be done by someone else."

Neither Sammy nor Stein wanted to go, which puzzled Morty.

Although there are indeed unlimited risks over there, we generally... well! I forgot about a key figure—Grandpa isn't here!

"So, is it because Grandpa isn't here that you two are unsure of yourselves and don't want to come with me?"

Upon hearing Morty's words, the two people in front of him nodded in unison.

Despite saying that, Sangmei still wanted to be considerate of Morty's feelings, so she said what she thought was a tactful but actually quite hurtful thing: "Motty, my dear little brother! It's not that your older sister doesn't believe in your abilities, it's just that Grandpa really went to sleep this time, so we weren't very confident, so..."

Morty, already feeling hurt, nodded helplessly, interrupting Sangmei, "Okay, I understand, I get it, I won't force you... I'll go find Jerry and form a group."

When Sammy and Stein heard that Morty was going to team up with Jerry, they were shocked.

Then he started desperately trying to dissuade Morty from giving up this idea, which was even more insane than Cary's idea of ​​awakening Azathoth.

"No! Absolutely not!!! Teaming up with him will lead to disaster!!!"

"Morty! Don't do that!! Teaming up with him isn't just about one person dying!!! It could be a whole bunch of deaths!"

"Which of you two will come with me?"

"Forehead..."

After the topic circled back to who went to the Cthulhu world with Morty, Sammy and Stein began to miss the days when Tzeentch and their grandfather were around.

Because when either of them is present.

Faced with Morty's performance, they would not hesitate to say so.

What? Scared? You insist on going with me, is it because you're a little loser afraid of the dark? Or are you worried there are some perverted guys out there who like to moan and groan?

You insist that I go with you, right?

Under Moti's relentless pressure, Sangmi finally asked the question.

These words almost left Morty speechless on the spot.

Do I look like the kind of person who's afraid to walk alone in dark alleys?

"It's not that I necessarily need someone to go with me, but sometimes I just can't control my tendency to cause trouble. You know, besides technology, there's also...luck in this world!"

Chapter 454 This dog...

Luck, something elusive yet undeniably real.

Some people think their calculation ability is so strong that they can calculate everything, but the truth is, when luck comes, it doesn't care about anything.

For example, Mr. Smith, who died too hastily, was a victim of an extremely low probability of bad things happening, and he was so badly hurt that he died on the spot without even understanding how he lost.

For Morty, his long-term experience has made him very clear about how to match the current metaphysical arrangement in his home.

Myself + Grandpa = nothing will happen, everything will be perfectly logical.

You + Jerry = You generally don't mess up with yourself much. If you do, it's usually a disaster (the probability of the enemy dying too hastily increases by 200%).

Myself + Sangmei = Sangmei is generally safe. I'll usually find myself opening someone else's door... oops! Opening a door to some base!

Wait... I think I went with Tzeentch that time...

Hey!

The one time I recently teamed up with Sang Mei was during the Cosmic Bank heist, but it seems like there were almost no major mishaps during that incident...

No problem!

After glancing at Sangmi's face, which was full of resistance, Morty decisively said that the matter was decided amicably.

Dear Big Sister! Please team up with me! Let's fight Kree together!

"No... Morty... I'm still young, I have so many wonderful years ahead of me, I don't want to go to that godforsaken place and fight some Kerry."

"And then you have to believe in yourself, that you can control your destiny, right?"

Morty: "I stopped believing I could control my own destiny a long time ago. It's already a miracle that the goddess of fate hasn't slapped me in the face..."

The two sides remained deadlocked for quite a while.

Sangmi, realizing that no matter how determined she was, if Morty didn't open a portal for her, she would have to take the path of the Mirror City to get home, ultimately gave in.

However, before Morty opened the portal, she gave him a serious warning: don't expect her to handle any danger; she's just an ordinary person and can't handle that kind of thing.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll handle any danger. You just need to run away."

Seeing the two leave, Stein also planned to leave, but the barking of the time-traveling hound made him stop in his tracks. He saw this top-tier hound, which had become extinct and whose DNA was only found on C167.

Stein rubbed his hands together excitedly.

It's time for the fun "trash picking" segment again.

Just like Morty back then, another reason why Stein was willing to work for his grandfather was that most of the things his grandfather casually threw away were considered divine artifacts in their hell.

Now, a rare, multiverse-limited-edition hound is right in front of him.

Isn't this thing equivalent to a top-tier artifact from the previous version of a game?

How could Stein possibly resist such temptation?

Of course, I'll gladly accept it!

From this day forward! This dog! Belongs to me, Stein!

"Good dog, come on, come on, from now on you'll be with me, like what...fuck! Why are you biting me! Damn it! My skin's broken?! Those teeth... Ouch! Stop biting!!!"

Half a minute later, along a kilometer stretch of road from the villa, hundreds of hellish demons watched as Stein, the powerful second-in-command of Hell, was chased and bitten on the rear by a dog...

Seeing their elder brother in trouble, those who tried to curry favor with him also got bitten hard...

It wasn't until Satan arrived that this time-space hound, which seemed to have no special abilities but actually had teeth strong enough to bite through the demon's skin that protected it from both physical and magical attacks, was finally subdued.

Even so, Satan's left arm was bitten and the skin was broken.

"Hiss... What the hell is this thing... It can bite through my skin???"

Looking into the distance, a dozen or so large demons had bound its limbs with iron chains, yet the dog still opened its mouth wide, trying to bite anyone it could find.

Satan, who was covering the wound with a piece of gauze, raised his hand, intending to kill the thing.

Damn... In this hellish place, I'm someone who has both prestige and power, and I'm also a top-tier boss in the myths of countless planets.

As a result, I was bitten like this by a dog today.