Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Morty took a bucket of iced cola from the freezer, waved to the people still standing outside, and waited for them to push away the pretty young ladies who were originally sitting on the stools before sitting down himself.

Morty placed several plastic cups in front of them, added ice, lemon, and cola to them, and then continued speaking.

"Therefore, in this type of universe, in order to continuously expand their size, they deliberately introduce a transmigrator, allowing him to create as many things as possible, and continuously absorbing some kind of substance created by him."

"This is the kind of universe we've entered."

"Grandpa and C167 went to find that time traveler!"

So...who's interested in acting next?

Chapter 497 "Multiverse Story Emergency Company"

"I... I think I understood, but I also think I didn't... Did anyone understand?"

"I didn't understand..."

"Me too..."

Although Morty explained it in great detail, everyone knew that this was a self-aware universe, and that in order to expand its size, that is, the spatial area of ​​the universe, it had introduced a time traveler to cause trouble here.

But... could you please explain the connection between these things using the law of conservation of matter?

He glanced at the bewildered crowd, even Quinn seemed lost in confusion.

Morty rubbed his temples in frustration.

This type of universe is so absurd and bizarre that it can even make people doubt the correctness of what they have learned and know.

But with an endless universe, there are endless possibilities.

If something you think is unreasonable actually exists, and there's a miniature universe as big as it, then you have to believe it whether you want to or not!

"Alright, if we were to analyze in detail how this universe expands itself, it could fill a book of millions of words. We're not here for academic research; we're here to stir things up."

"I know everyone's emotions are a bit off right now, but the Sanchez family..."

Jerry from the Smith family firmly interrupted Morty.

"...The Sanchez family tradition is to avoid unnecessary sentimentality and emotional support groups. Let's sit in a circle, face to face, and listen to each other's true thoughts. Our approach is solely to use everything for more exciting adventures."

With that, Morty stretched out his right hand and scanned the room from right to left. "Who wants to join us on the most unique adventure of our history?"

The group exchanged glances and then shrugged.

fucking hell!

Let's play!

Why think so much!

Seeing hands landing on the back of their own palms, Morty and the others grinned. But when C167 Beth's hand landed on theirs...

The lightning-fast retraction completely froze the smile on Beth C167's face.

Why...why am I doing this to myself? What did I do wrong?

C167 Beth, ostracized by everyone, received no answers to her questions, and no one visited her because... she was beyond saving; the deeply ingrained beliefs within her could not be changed.

It's like there's a saying that goes something like this?

Any technology that existed when I was born was simply part of the normal, existing world order.

Any technology that is invented between the ages of 15 and 35 will be a revolutionary product that changes the world.

Any technology that comes into being after I turn 35 is against the laws of nature and will be condemned by the heavens.

As people get older, their ability to accept new things weakens, and what they have learned in the first half of their lives becomes part of their 'stubborn' side.

C167 Beth is such a person.

No matter how much pain she suffered because of C167's sudden departure, almost all the Beths who remained in the finite central curve had the same experience as her.

However, the education C167 provided led to her developing an almost distorted personality during her father's sudden departure.

Other Beths, who suffered the sudden disappearance and death of their parents, chose to show the resilience in Sanchez's blood, to bear everything alone, and made it all the way to college.

Considering that the universities in America and China are completely different, Beth's learning ability and other conditions are not bad in this respect.

C167 Beth also went to college, but she became very afraid of losing it, a fear shared by many Beths.

But only...she...

Because of the fear of loss, they constantly control and suppress those around them, relentlessly humiliating and tormenting them, destroying their self-esteem, and instilling in them the idea that they are useless, useless people who cannot live a normal life without them...

This mutated version of the gaslighting effect, or PUA, makes her really not likable in the eyes of others.

Will she find redemption?

Quinn whispered to Morty, who, not wanting to sulk any longer, replied bluntly, "You're so smart, if you want a miracle, you have to do something first, don't you?"

After the crowd disrupted the normal operation of the milk tea shop for a while,

Grandpa and C167 are finally back.

"Damn! This kid's gotten a bit wild and arrogant, but I've already planned this grand adventure, or rather, how to play him!"

"I guarantee that everyone will feel involved in the scenes from now on!"

"But first and foremost, it's important to understand that this guy is the protagonist of this universe. The one lurking in the shadows has been monitoring everything around him. The reason we haven't been kicked out yet is because he feels what we're doing is helpful to him..."

"Anyway! Come and read the script!"

As soon as Grandpa landed, he started bombarding everyone present with a barrage of information, as if his words were burning his tongue, regardless of whether they understood it or not.

After saying that, he handed a stack of A4 papers to everyone.

Incidentally, C167 also mentioned that there are not only us here, but also a group of "Multiverse Storyline First Aid Team".

"What the hell is that?" Jerry asked as soon as he received the A4 paper covered in writing and heard the tongue-twisting name.

"A group of bored guys created an organization... Their job is to come and fix the story whenever a protagonist or the timeline goes wrong, making sure everything goes according to the script."

"You can think of it this way: your script is that you go to drink some water and choke to death, but you didn't drink any water, so you didn't choke. Then these people will jump out and make you die at a very 'appropriate' stage without affecting the main storyline of this world."

Jerry: "It's definitely a bit boring..."

One guy was bored, but Mortico wasn't bored at all. He keenly noticed that these guys seemed a bit like braised lion's head meatballs.

They are all struggling working people on the timeline.

A group of beings that exist in the fourth dimension.

"No, no, no, they're completely different from braised lion's head meatballs."

"Only when a time paradox occurs or a civilization-level time chaos occurs will those braised lion's head meatballs intervene to solve the problem."

"But 'Multiverse Story Emergency Company' is a different kind of timeline management... company!"

"Like I just said, in the script, you're supposed to choke to death on water, but if you don't die, they'll try every possible way to kill you without the protagonist noticing."

"However, these guys generally don't dare to mess with us, because that guy C137 once came knocking on our door and demolished their company headquarters for his own Diane and Beth, so we should just try to avoid conflict with them from now on."

Chapter 498 A Realistic Art Style World

Standing at 1.85 meters tall, with sharp eyebrows and fierce eyes, yet retaining a touch of youthful charm...

"Ugh! I can't stand it! This sudden shift to a realistic art style is disgusting... Grandpa! Why did you choose this 'God of War Returns' script? Can't you choose something more normal?"

The group stood atop a 600-meter-high building, looking down at the tall, imposing man in the penthouse suite on the opposite floor. Despite his undeniably masculine features—with sharp eyebrows and fierce eyes—he somehow managed to retain a touch of youthful innocence.

What the hell is this kid?!

Who wrote this script?!

Your son is 1.85 meters tall, and his pectoral muscles are so big that even girls with B-cup breasts would be ashamed.

And he even has youthful features!!

This square face, so upright it could be featured in a military recruitment ad, and so striking that everyone would call him a "good man," somehow manages to look youthful?

Your family's youthful vibe is versatile, isn't it?

Listening to Morty's incessant rant, Grandpa turned away speechlessly, because he truly hadn't expected the universe's tastes to be... so extreme...

Because the 1.85-meter-tall, square-faced, youthful-looking man wasn't the most outrageous guy in the penthouse across the hall at all...

Her waist was so slender, it could be encircled by a fist...

"Wow, there really are women who can do that... clench their fists with just one fist... What will happen when she has a baby...?"

Sangmei, seeing the woman in the white dress with her tiny waist, couldn't concentrate on her thoughts. She couldn't understand why such a monster would exist in a universe that might only be three solar systems in size...

"So, so next... we have to act him out according to the script...?"

Jerry, who couldn't appreciate this kind of thing at all, said that this absurdity could easily be ranked number one in their grand adventure stories...

Even in the previous top-ranked team, there was never a waist the size of a palm!

"Yes! The meaning of this universe is that he went through a lot of trouble to bring a transmigrator from another universe here, so he needs this guy to create a series of outrageous things. The wider his range of activities and the greater the impact he creates, the more intelligent 'NPCs' will awaken in his universe. But the 'Multiverse Story Emergency Team' is his enemy."

"But we can't afford to clash with these guys, so I spent some time creating these scripts for you. You... just follow the script..."

Halfway through his rambling, he finally 'remembered' that these grandfathers in front of him were all troublemakers. He waved his hand and said, "Forget it! You're all bound to cause some trouble anyway. I'll ask the AI ​​in Mirror City how many new cannon fodder I have left to use."

"In case a fight breaks out, these cannon fodder can buy us some time."

In a sense, the grandfather, who had already given up, kept in mind Morty's words, "an adventure that everyone can participate in." He then led the group, who didn't know where to start, to follow the script he had given them. They could then decide how to "act" as the protagonist.

As long as the members of the "Multiverse Story Emergency Team" don't steer the story back on track, you can do whatever you want with the rest.

Under the arrangement of a certain cosmic will, a pure gold... even the tires are made of gold, a convertible sports car designed for a rich, nerdy guy, drove over from a distance.

The roaring dragon images inlaid with diamonds on both sides of the car doors left Morty and the others stunned.

This ostentatious and vulgar luxury car, which was practically slapped with the words "Nouveau Riche" on its hood, made Morty squint in disgust.

"Damn it~ This car~ I'd rather die than drive this car on the street."

That being said, Morty's body still leaned against the car very honestly. As a vulgar person at heart, who could resist a car with pure gold tires?

"Then you definitely didn't read the script carefully!" Grandpa grabbed Morty's arm, because the role of this car belonged to... Jerry!

"Huh? He drives this car??"