Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Relying on his years of experience with God of War novels, Morty, who hadn't even looked at the script, was surprised to hear that Jerry would be driving this precious car.

He immediately looked as if his father had died.

Damn it... a waste of talent! This is a complete waste of talent!!!

"Oh, and you need to change into this outfit too. Otherwise, the first person you'll be trying to embarrass yourself by driving this luxury car while wearing a polo shirt is definitely not going to do it."

As they were talking, Grandpa, who was always good at hiding things on his person, took out a small suitcase.

It was handed to Jerry, who was seeing such a luxury car for the first time in his life.

With a casual touch, a blinding golden light shot out from the box, piercing the eyes of everyone present under the sunlight.

"Motherfuck! Is this something a human could wear?!"

"Holy crap...shit!! Are you kidding me? This...this kind of clothing...can actually be made into clothes??"

"I...can I change the script...I feel like I don't have enough belly fat to fit into this dress..."

After the box was fully opened, there was a suit made of gold thread, coated with a transparent compound that remained elastic after drying, plus a pair of size 43 crocodile leather shoes... from toe to heel... entirely covered with small diamonds.

This nouveau riche... no! This is a style that would make any urban tycoon wish they could wear flip-flops and a white T-shirt just to distance themselves from such a vulgar image.

Morty needs to come to his senses... he didn't get the script...

Wait... what role did I get?

When Morty looked at the A4 paper again, Jerry had already been forced by his grandfather to change his clothes, because of the cheat code of the universe itself.

This outfit can ignore Jerry's current physique and forcibly make him look slimmer.

So, under the watchful eyes of Grandpa and C167.

After changing into this outfit, Jerry instantly lost 40 pounds, and his legs even had a long-legged effect, just like those of internet celebrities.

1.8-meter-long legs...

"Pfft, hahaha!!! I can't take it anymore!!! This scene is too funny!!!!"

When Jerry put on these pants, his legs were 1.8 meters long, and when he did a split, his front and back lengths were 3.6 meters. The first one who couldn't hold back, Sangmei, laughed so hard that she rolled on the ground.

So this is the real-life version of someone with legs that are 1.8 meters long!!!

"Rick... what am I supposed to do when I need to use the toilet... where am I supposed to find a 1.8-meter-tall... urinal?"

"Pfft! You actually care about this??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

When Grandpa heard that Jerry's first concern was how to use the toilet, he couldn't hold back anymore and joined in, laughing so hard he rolled on the floor, even more so than Sangmei...

While the others were laughing until their stomachs hurt, Morty's group...

"Why did I end up as this character...?"

Chapter 499 You can throw it away.

"You can laugh all you want, but have you noticed something ridiculous...? We're standing on the roof of a 600-meter-tall building right now. This car isn't a hovercar, so how can it fly?"

As everyone burst into laughter, one after another, they were tickled by Jerry's truly 1.8-meter-long legs. Morty, who had finally finished reading his script, turned around with a resentful look on his face.

"Exactly! In a universe where all you need to do is 'ahhhhh' and 'serendipity,' trying to explain the laws of physics is just asking for trouble, isn't it?"

Grandpa, who had finished laughing, got up from the ground and patted Morty's shoulder very seriously, only to have his hand slapped away by Morty.

The reason is naturally... you assigned me such a terrible role, and we've already fallen out before, so why are you pretending to be so close to me?

Sorry! We're not acquainted!

If you touch my shoulder again, I won't even apologize!

"Hey! I assigned you this role to explain how this kind of universe works, so that if you ever go to such a universe in the future, at least you'll have some self-defense skills. Since you don't want to learn, then forget it!"

"..."

Grandpa's Classroom, which hasn't been held for a long time, is finally going to start.

Despite his displeasure with his grandfather, Morty still had to admit that he was...very interested in the matter!

"Alright... let's switch perspectives!"

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"I never imagined that I, Wang Hu, would transmigrate into the God of War. After three years of study and five years of mock exams, I finally... got this chance to transmigrate!"

In the bathroom of the penthouse suite, Wang Hu was admiring himself in front of a two-meter-high full-length mirror, striking various bodybuilding poses.

The more he looked, the more fascinated he became.

For a fat guy who used to sit in front of the computer and drink sugary drinks every day before transmigrating, the thought of having such a fierce physique after transmigrating was almost indescribable.

However, he was initially not entirely satisfied with this amount of muscle mass.

Without dressing in a way that makes you look slimmer, you can also look like a handsome scholar from ancient times.

He's got muscles when he takes his clothes off, eight-pack abs and a V-line, he can crush all heroes, how can this be acceptable?

However, considering that it is impossible for a person to have greater strength while limiting their body size, and that this muscular physique does indeed attract the attention of women.

Wang Hu accepted it.

After striking a series of fitness poses, Wang Hu dried his wet hair with a towel and walked out of the bathroom. He saw a stunningly beautiful woman lying on her side on the large bed, facing the floor-to-ceiling window, leaving him with her back turned. His little brother stood up again.

"Sigh! Martial arts practitioners are just so hot-tempered, there's nothing you can do about it!"

Just now, there were three fierce battles, from the Hundred Herbs Garden... cough cough! From the rhythmic heavy breathing in the corridor, to the push-ups on the coffee table, and then to the four hands clasped together by the French windows.

Now... it's time to use this luxurious bed worth 100,000.

Wang Hu, who weighed at least 190 pounds, stepped onto the bed with his right foot, causing a corner of the bed to dent, and he deliberately fell to the right.

When he landed heavily on the bed, the mattress's elasticity bounced the girl up twenty centimeters...

His iron-like arms hooked around her tiny waist, pulling the little beauty into his embrace.

He buried his head in her glossy black hair, sniffing it wildly until his face was covered in oil, and then said tenderly.

"Baby, I absolutely love you."

It turns out that people who can't say sweet words, even if they traveled back in time to pick up girls, would either rely on their looks, their physique, or...

"Wang Hu... to be honest, I am your fiancée's sister. I... I didn't recognize you before..."

"..."

The ambiguous atmosphere that was not ambiguous to begin with vanished in an instant. As the ambiguous atmosphere disappeared, it cursed the trashy drama in the air, saying, "Can we please stop inviting 'ambiguity' to the stage in the future?"

You could have just unbuttoned each other's clothes directly, but instead you insisted on taking the foreplay route of big hairy legs rubbing against thin legs. It's really disgusting!

"What! You're actually Bai Qianyun's sister!!!"

"That's right! I am Bai Qianyun's younger sister... Bai Qianyu!!!"

Looking at the beautiful woman who had turned around, Wang Hu trembled all over, and large beads of sweat emerged from every pore of his body.

Pores: "Thank you so much for expanding my area..."

Unable to believe it was true, Wang Hu suddenly jumped up from the bed, fell to the ground, and looked back at the bed in disbelief.

Because the other person is completely different from the Bai Qianyu in my memory!

three years ago!

He remembered her clearly; she was a very simply dressed young girl with a smile in her eyes and a somewhat dazed appearance.

But...but the woman in front of me has Western-style sexy makeup, a plaid mini-skirt that's as high as her butt, and a pure white uniform on her body...

It was Bai Qianyu!

No! That's impossible!

"You...I..."

Seeing Wang Hu, who had lost his ability to speak at this moment, racking his brains to think of some excuses, Bai Qianyu smiled a circular smile with unequal parts of emotion: three parts indifference, two parts resoluteness, one part disdain, and ninety-five parts satisfaction.

"Don't take this too seriously. I'm marrying Jerry Smith, the CEO of the Jerry Group, tonight, but I'm not willing to give him my virginity, so I want to experience a passionate night!"

But I never expected to meet you.

"Wang Hu, the son-in-law of the Bai family!"

"I'd be quite satisfied if I could win you over before my sister."

Wang Hu: "Why do I suddenly feel like this 'God of War Returns' thing is... a bit off..."

Before Wang Hu could figure out how to deal with his sister-in-law...

The door to the penthouse suite was forced open by two burly men in black, and with a series of hurried footsteps, the bedroom door was opened.

Four burly men in black lined up in a single file, braced their hands on the door, and then pushed it open.

A man radiating dazzling golden light walked in through the door, his long legs, which were 1.8 meters long, were even more eye-catching than the golden robe he was wearing.

"Bai Qianyu, how dare you cheat on me!"

"Guards! Throw her down here!"

After seeing the man and woman inside, Jerry immediately ordered his henchmen to throw Bai Qianyu downstairs, because... he, Jerry, would never accept such humiliation!!!

"Wang Lang! Save me!!!"

Just as the four burly men in black rushed forward, ready to strike, Bai Qianyu, her face pale with fright, shouted at the only person in the house who could save her.

Just as she had hoped, Wang Hu stood up. His 1.85-meter height and muscular build made the men in black stop what they were doing.

Their eyes met... and then...

"Go ahead and throw them away! I absolutely cannot let Bai Qianyun know that I slept with her sister!"

Chapter 500: I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm not pretending anymore.

Jerry had always thought of himself as the most cowardly guy in the universe, but today he realized that he might be the man with the lowest status in his family.

But in this multiverse... his audacity is even greater than others!!!

Leaving a big spectrum!