Konoha Drunkard

"Yes, Lord Madara is wise. Nagato has already begun making the Six Paths Puppets. I think, barring any unforeseen circumstances, Hanzo of the Salamander will be killed by him," Black Zetsu said.

"Hmph! A piece of trash dares to call himself a demigod! It's good that he's dead. I didn't expect that Danzo, that piece of trash, actually had some brains. You can contact him often; maybe he'll be of great help to us," said Old Man Madara.

"Uncle Madara, about Danzo's Sharingan and Hashirama Senju's cells..." Black Zetsu feigned hesitation.

"Hmph! Even if you give a piece of trash the Rinnegan, he'll still be trash, not to mention he's not even a member of the Uchiha clan. But he still has some use," Madara said disdainfully.

"That red-haired brat, Lord Madara, is a real threat to us in the Land of Water," Black Zetsu said.

"......That damn brat!" Madara was also silent for a while. Although Madara hated this fan, he had to admit that the fan's strength was indeed very strong, especially his defense, which was like a lump of iron all over his body. It was even harder than the Lightning Release mode of the Yoruzuki clan in the Land of Lightning. He had personally tested it.

His forty-meter-long cleaver couldn't even cut him, which was like a mystery. Although he was old, back in the Warring States period, the lightning release mode of the Yoruzuki clan had been smashed by his incomplete blue giant more than once. Just the toughness of his fans was enough to give Madara a headache.

"He can't do much on his own. The main purpose this time is to weaken Konoha's overall strength. The Uchiha clan is over there, isn't they? Let's see what they can do without me. As for that red-haired brat, I'll deal with him slowly when I'm resurrected!" Madara said fiercely. His younger brother had asked him to take care of the clan before he died, but the clan had betrayed him. This was more painful for him than his beloved getting married.

"Then I'll go back and keep an eye on Nagato." Black Zetsu was clearly fed up with his bragging! Who knows when you'll be resurrected? By then, that red-haired brat, even if he's not dead, will be a white-haired old man. How dare you, a reincarnation of Asura, bully a white-haired old man!

271. Great Master Danzang, accomplished in both literature and martial arts.

"Captain, are they really the Seven Ninja Swordsmen? They're too honest!" A member of the Anbu escorting the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, who were acting like goofballs, said to the leader in front of them. Along the way, the seven goofballs had no air of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen at all. They looked like girls who had been bullied countless times, staring blankly ahead with a look of utter despair.

"...This is not our concern. Keep an eye on your surroundings; the Mist Ninja might come to rescue us," said the leader of the Anbu.

"Haha! You're absolutely right, isn't that why we're here to rescue people?" A voice rang out just as the leader of the Dark Guard finished speaking.

"Oh no, someone's really coming to rescue them! Be on alert!" The leader of the secret service became even more tense as he looked around and saw no one.

"puff!"

Just as the leader of the secret service was still on guard, a kunai pierced his heart from behind.

The dark figures behind them were also possessed by the white object and lost control of their bodies, hurting each other until they fell down, lifeless.

"What... what's going on?" The seven goofballs stared blankly at the Anbu members who were hurting each other, and even after the last one fell down, they still didn't understand what had happened.

"Could we be under some kind of illusion?" The fat man rubbed his eyes.

"Should we run away?" Pipa Juzo was clearly stunned by the beating and hesitated as he looked at his companions.

"...Could it be that they're testing us on purpose? If we run, they'll dump us on that red-haired demon." The fat man's legs were visibly trembling as he spoke of the red-haired demon.

During the time Shanks tortured him, he actually gained over 30 pounds; if he took off his clothes, he would be an absolute muscle monster.

"I don't think so. Look, they're completely lifeless. They must be dead. Could it be that Lord Mizukage sent people to rescue us?" said Kusa no Erin.

"Then...where are we going if we run away? To wait for the Mizukage?" Juzo Biwa was clearly hesitant. What if the Mizukage ordered them to continue fighting Konoha? The thought of the red-haired devil terrified him. The bump on his head had just healed!

"Alright... let's go to other villages or wander around the Land of Fire and see if we can steal a few heads. We'll go back after the Mizukage and the others finish. Anyway, we're killing people from Konoha, so it doesn't matter where we are," said Kushimaru Kurihara.

"That makes sense! As long as we don't run into that red-haired demon, we can go anywhere in the Land of Fire. Killing a few Konoha ninjas is nothing!" The fat man started to be arrogant again.

"Same as above!"

"Same as above!"

"Same as above!"

"........."

The white object underground was completely dumbfounded after hearing their conversation! "Damn it, I went through so much trouble to save them, and they're scared out of their wits by that red-haired brat! I really don't know how that brat tormented them to this extent..."

The white object ignored them. The masked one was right; it didn't matter where they weakened Konoha's strength.

........

"Lord Hokage, all the Anbu members who were escorting the Seven Ninja Swordsmen are dead. It seems they were killing each other!" Mitarashi Shishou, the vice-commander of the Anbu, reported to Hiruzen Sarutobi in the Hokage's office.

"...Fratricide?" After hearing Mitarashi Shishou's report, Hiruzen Sarutobi thought of genjutsu. However, it was clearly impossible for a three-tomoe genjutsu to simultaneously trap more than a dozen ANBU Jonin! The only one that could be the Mangekyou Sharingan was his best friend's brother.

"You should go back first!" Hiruzen Sarutobi said to Mitarashi Shishou when he saw his good buddy standing at the door.

"Hiruzen, who did this?" Danzo's face darkened immediately after Mitarashi Shishou left. He had been happily preparing to take over the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist this morning, but the news he received was that they had escaped. How could he not be furious? He had just gained several high-level combatants for free, and they had run away!

"They might have been under a powerful illusion, which is why they started killing each other," Hiruzen Sarutobi said after taking a few puffs of his cigarette.

"Uchiha?" Danzo thought of Uchiha as a conditioned reflex when he heard the genjutsu.

"The three-tomoe Sharingan isn't enough to make so many Jonin fall under genjutsu; only the Mangekyou Sharingan can," Hiruzen Sarutobi said, shaking his head.

"You mean..." Danzo remembered, wasn't that his long-lost brother?

"It's very likely him. Why would he rescue the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist?" Hiruzen Sarutobi turned to look out the window.

"He was first discovered in the Land of Water. Could he be connected to the Mizukage?" Danzo's chest began to heave after he finished speaking.

Why didn't he think of that! If he had thought of it earlier, he wouldn't have wasted so many years and wouldn't have been beaten up by that red-haired brat so many times! But it's not too late to find out now. As long as he knows he's in the Land of Water, there are plenty of ways to find him.

“It’s very possible that Shanks met him in the Land of Water,” Hiruzen Sarutobi said seriously.

"I have something to do, I'm leaving now!" Danzo-kun showed no respect for his best friend and slammed the door shut as he left.

"Sigh! He's so old and still can't shake his impulsive personality. No wonder he can't win over Haru." Hiruzen Sarutobi thought to himself as he watched his best friend slam the door and leave.

"Hinoo, muster the troops, we're heading to the Land of Water." Danzo immediately instructed his leader, Yamanaka Hinoo, after returning to Root.

"Lord Danzo, what has happened that could make a man as composed as you so agitated?" Yamanaka Hiroshi habitually blew on his nose.

"I've figured out where that kaleidoscope is hiding!" Danzo exclaimed happily as he looked outside at Yamanaka Hirio, who was rumored to be his illegitimate son.

"Lord Danzo is indeed incredibly intelligent, both in literature and martial arts. He actually managed to find the answer from the smallest clue!" Yamanaka Hiro immediately looked at Danzo with an admiring gaze.

Ryoma Aburame watched in awe, thinking, "I can't compare! I can't compare at all! It seems that it's not just about having a nice way of speaking; you also need to be a first-rate actor!"

"Haha! Although we wasted a few years, it makes things easier now that we know he's hiding in the Land of Water. A large number of troops from the Land of Water have already arrived at the front lines, so we can go and look for him now, and also see if there are any talented children." Although he's been praised for so many years, Danzo still likes to praise Yamanaka Hiroo. Although Ryoma has also praised him quite well over the years, he's clearly not as sincere as Yamanaka Hiroo.

Ryoma Aburame: I'm a powerhouse of talent, not an actor!

.....

"Lord Danzo's plan to kill two birds with one stone is truly brilliant! May I write it down? I want to publish a book about you in the future, so that the world can admire Lord Danzo more." Yamanaka Hiroshi was so enthusiastic that he couldn't stop praising him. He took out paper and pen from somewhere and stared straight at Danzo.

"Well... you can write it if you want, but don't exaggerate, it has to be true!" Danzo said, looking reluctant.

272. Another damn amazing weapon!

A month later, on the battlefield of the Land of Wind, Sunagakure and Konoha began another great battle. In this battle, Rasa increased his stakes again, ordering the four Jonin to keep an eye on Nawaki and not give him a chance to defeat the weaker enemies. In the previous two battles, this despicable Thousand-Man Slayer had already won the MVP twice. If he continued to do so, he would probably get the achievement of killing a thousand people. You should know that from the Warring States period to the present, only Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha have ever achieved the achievement of killing a thousand people. If this Thousand-Man Slayer were to achieve the achievement in one great battle, Sunagakure would be nailed to the wall of shame.

However, this time the four Jonin clearly couldn't keep an eye on Nawaki, or rather, Rasa underestimated Enma's strength. It's best if the title of strongest summoning beast is somewhat exaggerated, but its strength is still there, and it easily helped Nawaki hold off the four Jonin!

So Nawaki started searching for groups of small monsters to slay again! Uncle Kaizo was fighting and retreating with Tsunade while keeping an eye on Nawaki. When he saw Nawaki carrying two swords, he had a bad feeling.

"Didn't he only have two divine weapons? How come there's another one on his back?" Uncle Haizang racked his brains but couldn't think of any other sword-type divine weapons that Konoha had.

"Yisi! Keep an eye on him!" Rasa shouted at another Jonin when he saw that all four Jonin had been stopped by Enma. He realized that he had underestimated the strength of Hiruzen Sarutobi's staff.

Upon hearing Rasa's order, the Jonin named Yixi disregarded his opponent and charged directly at Nawaki, who was still searching for the small monsters.

"Watch out behind you!" Rope Tree shouted in alarm as he looked behind Yixi, as if there was something terrifying behind him.

"What... Ah!" Yixi saw the terrified expression on Rope Tree's face and turned around to look behind him in confusion. Just then, Rope Tree's Seven Star Sword pierced through his heart, leaving him feeling cold and exhilarated!

"Sigh! Can someone with this level of intelligence really become a Jonin? Are you kidding me!" Nawaki sighed, looking at Yixi's wide-eyed expression.

"...Hurry up and do it!" Yixi grabbed Shengshu's hand tightly to prevent him from pulling out the Seven Star Sword. His eyes widened as he stared at Shengshu. Had there been no trust left between people? When did the Senju clan become such treacherous villains?

The surrounding Sand Ninja saw that Yixi had grabbed Nawaki's hand holding the Seven Star Sword, preventing him from drawing it. Like angry birds, they charged at him, determined to tear this despicable bastard to pieces.

That's how powerful the influence on the battlefield is; one person tells ten, ten tell twenty, and the surrounding Sand Ninja abandoned their opponents and desperately rushed towards Nawaki.

When Rasa first saw that Yixi had been so easily defeated by this disgrace of the Senju, his forehead veins bulged. He couldn't understand why his teacher had promoted him to Jonin in the first place. But in the end, he understood. It was because Yixi was brave enough to hold onto the Senju disgrace's hand without changing his expression even after being stabbed through the heart. Otherwise, he would have sheathed his sword. He also saw that the Sand Ninjas around him were infected by him and rushed towards the Senju disgrace as if they had stolen his wife. Even he now had an impulse to pierce the sky.

"Holy crap!" Rope Tree was startled to see so many Sand Ninjas charging towards him. With his other hand, he drew the Thunder God Sword and, dragging Yixi's corpse, began hacking wildly at the charging Sand Ninjas.

"Holy crap! The Thunder God's Sword! Did this bastard pay up for the Six Paths?!" Uncle Kaizo, while observing Nawaki's side with Tsunade, almost bit his tongue when he saw that Nawaki had pulled out the Thunder God's Sword from his back.

Damn, many people never even see a single legendary weapon in their entire lives, and this kid has three! If he draws the Kusanagi Sword again next time, he won't be surprised at all! He's treating the official uniform like his own private uniform.

"0.0" Rasa looked up at the sky, speechless. Since the start of the war with Konoha, this disgrace of the Senju had completely shattered his values! Why wasn't I born in Konoha! Why wasn't I the one wielding the three divine weapons! He used to think he was the richest person in the ninja world, but now he finally understood the meaning of "super-rich"—it wasn't about having more money, it was about who had more divine weapons.

"God! God! Take this monster away! I want to play the game properly!" The Sand Ninja who hadn't rushed over looked at Nawaki, who was dragging Ichigo's corpse with his left hand and wielding the Thunder God Sword with his right, sparks flying everywhere. They also looked up at the sky, indicating that they didn't want to play anymore!

The word spread like wildfire, like a virus infecting the land. The Sand Ninja on the battlefield stopped and stared at Nawaki. The Konoha Ninja, in the spirit of fair competition, also stopped. A bizarre scene appeared on the battlefield: more than 20,000 ninjas stopped at the same time, watching Nawaki drag a corpse with his left hand and wield a divine weapon with his right, effortlessly navigating the siege of numerous ninjas.

"Another divine weapon!" This time, not only were the Sand Village ninjas looking up at the sky, but even the Konoha ninjas were in tears! It's true that it's better to be good at flattering than good at learning, and better to be born good than to flatter! Just because he was born into the Senju clan, and had a powerful uncle and older sister protecting him since childhood, he just went to the battlefield, and damn it, he brought three divine weapons for self-defense! These are divine weapons, dude! Three of them!

"Why did everyone stop? Are you all done fighting?" Nawaki was still engaged in a fierce battle with a group of Sand Ninja when he and the Sand Ninja stopped because they felt everyone's gaze on them. They were stunned and asked.

"Retreat! I never expected Orochimaru to have taught such a shameless bastard, the grandson of the God of Shinobi!" Rasa looked at the battlefield as if it had been paused, and the emotions between the two sides were somewhat off. He gave Orochimaru a contemptuous look and left with his men.

"...What a bastard." It's unclear who Snake Uncle was cursing, but he was furious. He'd never had a talent for verbal sparring since he was a child; he was just a quiet, handsome man. He never expected to be attacked like this and not be able to retort.

This disciple really is his, what can he do? He should have risked being beaten to death by Tsunade back then and handed this bastard over to Jiraiya, and chosen Minato himself. That would have been a great teacher producing a great student. Thinking about how impressive Minato's skills were compared to the Second Hokage, and then seeing this bastard wielding three divine weapons and still unable to defeat a bunch of clumsy Sand Ninja, he felt so frustrated.

"The Senju clan truly lives up to its reputation as the most powerful clan in the ninja world. The current clan leader possesses three divine weapons for self-defense, yet he remains so shameless. The Senju clan is indeed remarkable." Uncle Haizang wanted to disgust Tsunade, the demolition squad leader, even before leaving.

"Boom!"

"You old geezer! Do you think I'm dead? Say it again and see what happens!" Tsunade stomped on the ground, creating a large crater. With her short temper, I could tolerate you talking about my brother, but you actually dragged the Senju clan into it! Absolutely not!

"Hehe!" Uncle Haizang chuckled disdainfully and followed the group.

273. Do you know where the Kusanagi Sword is?

After the Sand Ninja left, the Konoha ninjas were still staring intently at Nawaki, who had now won three consecutive MVP awards. Even though he'd carried them to victory again, damn it, all the MVPs were already taken—how were they supposed to compete? They wanted to be ranked too!

Tsunade stormed over and punched Nawaki on the head. Today was the most frustrating day of her life; she had been inexplicably looked down upon.

"Sis! I didn't do anything wrong this time, why did you hit me again!" Rope Tree said aggrievedly as she got up and rubbed the big bump on her head.

"Because I want to, is there a problem?" Tsunade raised her fist and said to him.

"No...no problem!" Rope Tree said, swallowing hard.

"Let's go back to camp." Snake looked at his disciple, who had ruined his reputation, with a sinister gaze.

"...Brother Shinku, what's going on with them?" Nawaki asked Shinku beside him, his whole body covered in cold sweat as Orochimaru stared at him.

"...It's nothing, they're just worried about the battle situation." Yuhi Shinku looked speechlessly at this super-rich guy with three divine weapons, who had completely steered the battlefield astray.

"Orochimaru, do you know where the Kusanagi Sword is?" Tsunade asked Orochimaru after returning to the camp.

"...I'll have to go back and look up the information," Snake Uncle said calmly.