Konoha Drunkard

And after Madara, there's your nominal grandmother, Princess Kaguya...

"Teacher, this time the five great villages of the ninja world are uniting, there shouldn't be too many problems, right? You seem to be taking this even more seriously than during the Third Shinobi World War."

Minato realized that Shanks took this battle very seriously. Although the enemy had hundreds of thousands of troops, the five great ninja villages, plus the Land of Iron and some smaller ninja villages, had more ninjutsu than the enemy. So what if the enemy had the Impure World Reincarnation technique? They had it too.

"You don't understand. Those of us who do great things must outwardly despise our opponents while inwardly respecting them. Besides, although our allied forces are numerous, if you look around, apart from the ninjas of the five great villages and the samurai of the Land of Iron who are not bad, the other ninja villages are all trash. They are simply a bunch of rabble, just easy targets. I guess the enemy will start by attacking those small ninja villages first."

Shanks stroked his non-existent goatee as if in a mocking manner.

806. Prepare a sealing scroll; it needs to be extra large.

A few days later, Obito's approach was exactly the same as Shanks' idea: to clear out the weaker enemies first. Although those people from the small ninja villages didn't look like much, their combined numbers were quite large, almost half of the Allied Forces.

Just as Obito was taking action, the five great ninja villages also began to move. The five great ninja villages and the Land of Iron split into six routes to resist the hundreds of thousands of White Zetsu ninjas. For a time, the sounds of fighting and killing were heard all over the ninja world. On the Konoha side, because Obito's Edo Tensei had not yet appeared, the trump card team of Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju did not appear, mainly to give Madara a surprise.

"Obito, it's all ready! Let's give him a surprise."

In a basement in the ninja world,

Behind Bai Jue stood a row of double-flowered red staffs resurrected by Edo Tensei. Bai Jue spoke with great enthusiasm.

Although his White Zetsu army numbered in the hundreds of thousands, they were simply no match for the vast number of ninjas in the entire ninja world without a few elite monsters leading the charge.

"Haha! Let's go, and teach those so-called righteous envoys from the Five Great Ninja Villages a lesson they won't forget!"

At this time, Obito had already been fitted with round eyes, and his aura was also influenced by the owner of the eyes. He was arrogant, cool, and domineering, as if the world was in his hands and he was the king of the world.

........

"The Third Hokage! The Third Hokage is alive! Hey! The Third Hokage, what are you doing? Ah..."

"Run! The Third Hokage has defected... Ah..."

"Bullshit! Run, you bastard! I can't control my body anymore, you bastard! Where's the Fourth Raikage?! Get him here right now...!"

On the battlefield of Kumogakure, when the Kumogakure ninja saw the Third Raikage resurrected by Edo Tensei, they cried their eyes out. Their Third Hokage knew that a world war had begun, and even though he was dead, he was resurrected to protect them!

But not long after, they actually started crying. Damn it, their Third Raikage was an enemy. The Third Raikage charged into the crowd like a wolf among sheep, taking down one or two with a single basic attack, while spouting righteous words and telling his underlings to run.

Similar scenes appeared on battlefields in various countries, with the Second Tsuchikage rampaging through the Iwagakure ninja, constantly telling his underlings to get out of there, but his hands were quite honest, continuously unleashing Dust Release all over the map.

The Land of Water was even more devastating. The Second Mizukage, a prodigy of the Hozuki clan, arrived to find not a single junior member of his own clan. After grabbing one of his underlings and learning the situation, he didn't even need to restrain himself; he simply went berserk and attacked the crowd. Don't be fooled by the Second Mizukage's low appearance rate; like the Second Tsuchikage, he was just a minor character. His strength was formidable. He could unleash a variety of water-style techniques, and possessed the Hozuki clan's bloodline limit, making him virtually impervious to attacks. When it came to gaining experience, he was even more powerful than the Second Tsuchikage's area-of-effect attacks.

......

"Lord Kazekage, stop! It's me, Maki!"

"I want to stop too, but I can't control myself! Stay away! I'm going to use gold dust for a funeral!"

The situation was similar in Sunagakure. Rasa, who had been resurrected using Edo Tensei, cursed as he reminded his former underling, Maki, to lead his men away.

"Back up!"

While directing his underlings, Maki kept glancing at his former boss. He wanted to curse, but considering that the person opposite him was the former big boss and the current Kazekage's father, he ultimately refrained from swearing.

Is the Golden Sand Funeral so easy to dodge? This is a powerful move by a master, with a range even greater than Gaara's attack. A swarm of golden sand rushes towards the Sand Ninja underlings like a vast ocean.

"Ah... Lord Kazekage, I am the nephew of your cousin's second uncle's cousin's husband..."

"Ah... Lord Kazekage, please stop! You peeked at my mother bathing back then! How can you kill me and face her...?"

"........."

"I can't control myself..."

Luo Sha was in tears. He was already dead, and now his reputation was being utterly destroyed... He could already imagine that years later, his legend would still be circulating in the village...

In various battlefields, one or two powerful figures resurrected by the Impure World Reincarnation technique intercepted them and were forced to retreat continuously.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"What exactly happened? Why is my father on the battlefield, and even the Second Tsuchikage, the Mizukage, and the Fourth Kazekage...?"

The hot-tempered Fourth Raikage smashed the antique table in front of him to pieces once again. This time, Mifune remained remarkably calm; finally, it wasn't his house anymore...

"That damn bastard, how dare he disturb my teacher!"

Onoki felt his heart bleed as he watched the Second Tsuchikage unleash his fury.

"Gaara... that Sand Ninja who was just yelling 'Your dad' while his mom was bathing... could he be your brother? If he does know Gold Sand..."

All battlefields can be seen on the large screen at the Allied Forces headquarters, thanks to Hiruzen Sarutobi who contributed his personal magical artifact, the crystal ball, allowing Orochimaru to analyze and develop this crystal screen that can observe battlefields in various locations.

Shanks paid little attention to other places, but the moment Rasa appeared, his gaze never left him, especially when he saw the so-called "Golden Sand Funeral"... He couldn't help but drool. He wondered where Obito had found Rasa's cells. He had considered using the Impure World Reincarnation to summon Rasa... but Rasa had been swallowed by that bastard. He didn't know where to find Rasa's cells, but Obito was so lucky to even find them. Seeing Rasa's "Golden Sand Funeral," with that overwhelming amount of golden sand, Shanks couldn't help but drool. The words of that Sand Village ninja at the end made Shanks wonder if, besides Gaara and his siblings, there might be other descendants of Rasa in the Sand Village... like that young man from before.

"...Lord Shanks, I can tell you with absolute certainty that only my father in the entire Land of Wind knows how to control the gold dust..."

Seeing Shanks drooling, Gaara knew exactly what he was thinking. His older sister's dowry had already been swindled, and now he was still eyeing his father's gold dust.

"Ahem! That's not what I meant. What are you thinking? Hmm, I think the Sand Village is about to collapse. I'm going to help right now! Brother Ichinotake! Prepare the sealing scroll, a super big one!"

Shanks spoke righteously, appearing worried for the Sand Village ninja.

"..."

Everyone stared at this guy with a blank expression. They knew what he was up to when he said he wanted a huge sealing scroll. What kind of time is this to be thinking about money?

"This is bad. These people are on every battlefield. What's going on with them? The Third Raikage and the Second Tsuchikage have been dead for many years, haven't they?"

The Mizukage tapped her fingers on the table as she spoke. Compared to other battlefields, her Mist Ninja suffered the most. Hozuki Gengetsu, in his rage, was incredibly powerful. Watching her hard-earned underlings fall at Hozuki Gengetsu's hands was more painful than knowing that Namikaze Minato already had a wife.

807. Tsunade: You flatter me, it is indeed my second grandfather.

"Haha, actually... these people were resurrected because... because of a forbidden technique called Impure World Reincarnation. This forbidden technique can summon the souls of the dead from the underworld as long as you have their cells..."

Minato explained somewhat awkwardly, after all, this forbidden technique was created by their Second Hokage of Konoha... He had no choice but to explain, because if he didn't take the initiative to explain, and it was exposed later, wouldn't it be Konoha that would be embarrassed?

"...Could this be something your Second Hokage did again?"

As a seasoned veteran of the ninja world, Onoki knew Tobirama Senju better than the other four. When he heard Minato's explanation, Tobirama Senju's name immediately came to mind. This arrogant king, who could unleash a forbidden technique with a flick of his wrist, must have given Konoha countless random forbidden techniques. It's not surprising that such a forbidden technique existed.

"You flatter me, it is indeed my second grandfather!"

Tsunade glanced at Onoki with a smug look, seemingly unashamed.

"........."

Everyone was speechless; they couldn't understand what was so great about developing such a despicable and forbidden technique.

Is there any way to crack this?

The Fourth Raikage looked at his father, who was making a big splash in the crowd, and asked with a headache. He really couldn't bring himself to fight his father head-on. But if he couldn't bring himself to do it, given his father's current emotionless state, he would likely be beaten to a pulp. The best way was to break this forbidden technique.

Gaara and Onoki also looked at a group of Konoha's high-ranking officials. Gaara, like the Fourth Raikage, felt that if he went against his own father, it would be unfilial, but if he didn't, his underlings were no match for him and would only be defeated one by one.

Onoki also had tears in his eyes. His father died early, and he was raised by the Second Tsuchikage and his stepmother. He and the Second Tsuchikage were like father and son, and in some ways even closer than with his own father...

Seeing how confident and self-satisfied the teacher looked, he really couldn't bring himself to do it...

"The one who tied the knot must untie it. As long as someone is maintaining the forbidden technique, those who have been resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation will not die. Therefore, the only way to break this forbidden technique is to find the person maintaining it and break their control. Then these people will naturally be able to return to the underworld."

Orochimaru explained, "As the most learned person among Konoha's high-ranking officials."

"This won't be easy to find either... Notify Kakashi and have his team search for this person and break his control. Please keep these people occupied during this time."

After instructing Genma Shiranui to inform Kakashi, Minato addressed the Kage of each village present, saying that the Allied Shinobi Forces were being repeatedly defeated by these people, and if this continued, they would be driven back to headquarters before they even found anyone.

Currently, only Konoha is facing the most trouble on the battlefields, and with Shisui, the second male lead, and Garp leading the charge, they are on a fast track to victory. This makes it most obvious that Kakashi is too short and weak to fight in large-scale battles. He is not the type to fight in large-scale battles, so it would be better to let him go deep behind enemy lines to cause damage and make use of his abilities.

"Gaara, you don't need to go. I'll keep an eye on things in Sunagakure for you."

Shanks quickly pushed Gaara, who was about to leave, onto a stool, and then ran towards Sunagakure carrying a huge pile of scrolls, wiping his drool as he ran.

"Lord Shanks, please give me a few more kisses..."

Gaara snapped out of his daze and awkwardly called out to Shanks's retreating figure.

"Don't worry, don't worry, your old man is invincible right now. I just need to find a way to deplete his chakra..."

Shanks waved goodbye from afar...

"........"

Upon hearing Shanks' words, Orochimaru nearly slipped. This guy, resurrected through Edo Tensei, has unlimited chakra! He's clearly just trying to squeeze more gold dust out of him...

"...Onoki, I'll trade with you. You go and hold off my father, and I'll help you deal with the Second Tsuchikage, how about that?"

Originally, before Shanks left, the Fourth Raikage wanted Shanks to deal with his father. Shanks knew how powerful his father was, and if he didn't go all out, he might get beaten to a pulp. But if he went all out, he couldn't bring himself to do it. Without fighting with the belief that he was going to die, no matter how much strength his father had left, he was doomed.

Shanks happens to be his father's old rival, making him a more suitable candidate. His father, in his current state, couldn't possibly break through Shanks's armor, but Shanks has already gone to Sunagakure to rake in the money.

He glanced at the others again. Although Gaara's role was taken by Shanks, it was indeed difficult for him to go up against his father.

The Mizukage's bloodline limit is passable, but she's still no match for her father. Once she runs out of chakra, she'll get a severe beating from him...

In the end, he could only pin his hopes on Onoki. If Onoki could fly, it would be nice to let his father vent his anger...

"....Reasonable!"

Onoki glanced at the Fourth Raikage in surprise. He hadn't expected the Fourth Raikage to take the initiative to exchange with him. If we're talking about hatred, he and the Fourth Raikage were the real enemies. The hatred of killing one's father was an unsolvable knot. Ever since the Five Kage Summit, the Fourth Raikage had been constantly criticizing him. He just considered himself a generation above the Fourth Raikage and didn't bother with the junior.

Onoki thought for a while before nodding in agreement to the Fourth Raikage's suggestion. He also couldn't bring himself to attack his teacher. Moreover, with two Dust Release techniques clashing, how many of his subordinates would be affected? His teacher was too emotionless to launch a sweeping attack, but Onoki couldn't. Those were his subordinates whom he had watched grow up.

As for dealing with the Third Raikage, he was quite experienced. They were old rivals, and everyone knew each other's methods.

"Leave Hanzo to me..."

After Mifune picked up the famous sword in front of him and spoke solemnly, he left with his underlings.

"Third Hokage, how about Admiral Mifune? Or... how about Lady Tsunade and Lady Orochimaru go too?"

Minato looked at Mifune's back and said with some worry, after all, Mifune's age was about the same as Hiruzen Sarutobi's, while the resurrected Hanzo was still in his previous life and had all sorts of poisons. He was really afraid that Mifune would not be able to protect him.

"...Trust him."

Hiruzen Sarutobi was silent for a while before speaking. He had known Mifune for decades, and Mifune wasn't stupid; how could he do something he wasn't sure of?

"Notify Shisui to go there and tell him that Kagami died from being poisoned by Hanzo."

As soon as Hiruzen Sarutobi spoke, Koharu Utatane instructed the subordinates behind Minato. Ever since Hanzo of the Salamander appeared on the big screen, Koharu had been staring intently at him. Back then, she had hoped to train Shisui's father, Jasmine, to take revenge, but Jasmine's talent failed to inherit Kagami Uchiha's. After Jasmine's death, Koharu's hopes faded, and she no longer considered having Shisui seek revenge. But now, seeing Hanzo of the Salamander, and seeing Deidara, who summoned the Hulk and resurrected through Edo Tensei, along with those... her precious adopted grandson who had beaten the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist to a pulp, the flames of revenge were burning fiercely once more.