Konoha Drunkard

"It's...it's...it's him! Madara...uh! Uchiha Madara!"

Looking at this domineering and incredibly cool man, even the casual observer Mitokado Homura was speechless. Although they were still young when Madara betrayed the village, in the ninja world history they knew, no one except Madara was as domineering and incredibly cool. That look in his eyes that made everyone look like a grandson, that domineering aura that challenged everyone he met, left a deep impression on them, and they couldn't forget it even after decades.

"What?! He's the Asura of the Ninja World?"

Those watching the live stream at headquarters were also astonished. In terms of fame, the title of "Shura of the Shinobi World" might not be as big as that of Shanks or Sakumo Hashirama, as they were ancient figures. However, whenever the God of Shinobi, Hashirama Senju, is mentioned, another person must be mentioned: Madara, the "Shura of the Shinobi World," who lived in the same era as the God of Shinobi. These two ruled that era, ending the Warring States period. The extent of their terror cannot be fully described in the records. Now, people feel that the records in the books are somewhat understated. The Third Raikage's one-on-one fight against 10,000 Iwa ninja, although he died, was already exaggerated enough. But Madara single-handedly fought against the entire Iwa ninja and even made them faint. Even novels wouldn't dare to write something like that.

"Oh no! Shikaku, inform the two masters that Madara Uchiha has appeared. Third Hokage, you stay at headquarters, I'm going to support the Raikage!"

After speaking to the giant rocket launcher and Hiruzen Sarutobi, Minato immediately rushed towards Iwagakure. Madara had already made a grand entrance, so the First and Second Hokage couldn't just let them watch the show. He had never fought Madara, but judging from the situation on the big screen, Madara seemed quite formidable.

......

"Too weak. You're the current Raikage, aren't you? You're so much weaker than your father."

On the battlefield of Iwagakure, Madara stood with his arms crossed, looking down on the Fourth Raikage who had been beaten to a pulp. He had only used a little force, and the opponent had already collapsed. He was really so weak.

He initially thought that Nagato, the little lamb he had raised, had resurrected him using the Rinne Rebirth technique. However, after moving his body, he discovered that it was just Tobirama Senju's Impure World Reincarnation. In a fit of anger, he accidentally used too much force and severely injured the enemy.

"......"

The Fourth Raikage, dragging his severed arm, didn't say anything. He already knew who the other person was, and it was better to let the other person finish showing off at this point.

He was truly surprised that the other side would throw this trump card at his side of the battlefield. He should have known better than to make the trade with that old bastard Onoki. He would rather argue with his own father than with this guy. He was simply too strong to reason with.

He was having a good time with the Second Tsuchikage, "Mu," when he arrived. Although the Second Tsuchikage could fly and use Dust Release, his superior speed meant that neither could gain the upper hand in a fight. He had even been secretly laughing at Onoki, thinking he'd be getting a sound beating against his invincible father. But his joy was short-lived. Suddenly, a massive coffin appeared on the battlefield. Even before the person emerged, it radiated boundless domineering and imposing aura. The Second Tsuchikage, simply because he blocked his view when he appeared, was now trapped at the bottom of the coffin…

"Shhhhhhh!"

Just as Madara was about to continue his act, a kunai appeared, followed by a golden light. The Fourth Raikage had vanished and reappeared in the distance, with a handsome blond man in a Hokage robe standing beside him.

"Raikage, are you alright?"

Minato, supporting the Fourth Raikage, kept his eyes fixed on the imposing figure in the distance. He used to think Tsunade was already quite domineering, but after seeing this man, he realized that compared to him, Tsunade was nothing. That kind of look that made everyone look like a grandson would never last more than two episodes on anyone else, but on this man, Minato actually found it quite reasonable...

"Crack!"

"Don't worry about the problem, just be careful, this man is even more formidable!"

The Fourth Raikage was a tough guy; he gritted his teeth and tore off the troublesome severed arm without uttering a sound, instead reminding Minato. The Iwa ninja behind him looked like they were in pain.

"Actually... you didn't need to pull your hand off. I brought the best doctor in Konoha besides Tsunade..."

Minato, who had been staring at Madara, saw how fierce the Fourth Raikage was and pointed at Kabuto Yakushi behind him, who was equally bewildered.

Why be so impulsive? It's just a broken arm, I even brought a doctor, and you still pulled it out...

"Oh! The Fourth Hokage of Konoha, the 'Yellow Flash,' has learned that despicable Tobirama Senju's escape ninjutsu. It seems he's learned it quite well."

Uncle Ban is showing off again; idlers, step aside!

Madara took a few steps forward and continued to look at Minato as if he were looking at his grandson, saying, "In the ninja world, only Madara himself dares to call the Flying Thunder God Technique an escape ninjutsu. It seems that whenever Tobirama Senju encounters him, he will use the Flying Thunder God Technique to run away. There's nothing wrong with that."

"Konoha's first rogue ninja, Uchiha Madara! Now that he's dead, why bother causing trouble?"

Upon hearing the other party slander the Second Hokage, Minato naturally couldn't back down. Who knew if Tobirama Senju was secretly eavesdropping right now? If he knew that the other party was slandering him in front of him, it wouldn't be good if the Fourth Hokage didn't utter a single word.

"Hmph! The brats of Konoha are all sharp-tongued. I'd like to see what skills your so-called 'Yellow Flash' has actually learned."

"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"

Madara didn't mince words. He knew that Konoha's culture of verbal sparring was always strong, and his own persona wasn't suited for it, so he'd rather prove himself through action.

815. The Ninja World's Fastest Man Team Doubles

"Holy crap! Is that... a Fireball Jutsu?"

Seeing a gigantic fireball hurtling towards him, even Minato, with his composure, couldn't help but swear. Did they think he was uncultured? He'd seen all the Uchiha's fire-style techniques before. But the Great Fire Release technique that the opponent unleashed completely shattered his understanding of the Great Fireball. The size of this Great Fireball and the heat it emitted were even more outrageous than an S-rank ninjutsu.

He felt it necessary to have Shisui come over and see for himself what Fire Release was all about.

"Run! Is that really a Fireball Jutsu?"

"Ah! Run! That C-rank Fire Release technique of mine is way too overpowered!"

The Iwa ninja behind them were terrified. This Great Fireball was even more exaggerated than the previous Fire Release techniques. They were giving up; this boss was too damn scary, they couldn't beat it.

"...Dad, this is on a completely different level! What do we do?"

While running away, Kurotsuchi asked Huangtu, who was running alongside him, "At least when that guy was fighting the Raikage, the fire jutsu he used was already exaggerated enough. It burned the land for thousands of miles and burned countless Iwa ninja to death. This Great Fireball is even more exaggerated. If it had hit us earlier, tens of thousands of Iwa ninja would have been wiped out."

"Don't think too much about it. The other party is Uchiha Madara! The one who beat your grandfather into a dog."

Huang Tu dragged his somewhat obese body and ran backwards as fast as he could. It wasn't that he didn't want to find a way, but he really had no other choice. With his limited Earth Release techniques, he couldn't possibly stop such a massive fireball.

Everyone ran away except for Minato, who was at the very front facing the super fireball. He couldn't run away either; as the leader of the allied forces, if even he ran, the morale of the allied forces would definitely drop to its lowest point. So he had to stop this super fireball. However... he didn't know water jutsu, and even his wind jutsu couldn't extinguish such a large fireball.

"Water Release: Water Wave Rush!"

Just as Minato was racking his brains, a cold voice echoed throughout the arena, followed by a massive wave appearing behind Minato and rushing towards the Super Fireball.

"boom!"

The collision between the super fireball and the super wave generated countless water vapors, making everyone sweat profusely.

"Phew... Great, I'm saved..."

"Yes, I really want to go home, I feel like I'm looking for my mom..."

"..."

The Iwa ninja, having survived the ordeal, collapsed to the ground, their legs weak. This was terrifying! How were they supposed to fight such an enemy? If it weren't for that giant wave, they would all be dead.

"Wait! Could this massive Water Release technique be... Konoha's Red-Haired Shanks?"

A knowledgeable Iwa ninja recalled that such a massive water-style technique was something only the Konoha Shanks could pull off.

"...You all retreat first!"

Tobirama Senju, looking dashing, appeared in front of the Iwa ninja and said with a grim expression, "Damn it, it's one thing to be mistaken for someone else, but to be mistaken for that little bastard Shanks is just not good. That little bastard even learned my Water Release techniques, and now he actually thinks I'm him. Does that mean that after all these decades, my illustrious reputation from my lifetime has just vanished into thin air?"

"Ah! It's the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I've seen the Hokage Rock of Konoha, and that was him, but he's been dead for many years."

"Idiot, even Madara Uchiha has come out, what's so strange about the Second Hokage appearing? Maybe even the God of Shinobi will come out later."

"...Stop talking nonsense. You can't get involved in this battle. Retreat now."

Finally, someone recognized him, and Tobirama Senju's tone softened.

"Oh... even the Running Man is here. I wonder if Hashirama is here too."

Madara, still with his arms crossed, looked at Tobirama Senju with an air of superiority, as if looking at a grandson, completely disregarding the Emperor of Arrogance. If it weren't for his beloved man back then, Tobirama Senju would have been thoroughly humiliated by him and would be joining his younger brother in death.

"Hmph! Uchiha Madara! I don't even need my older brother to deal with you, the Fourth Hokage and I are enough, let's go!"

Tobirama Senju is a veteran leader, ruthless and taciturn, and also quite cunning, so asking him to engage in verbal sparring is truly difficult for him.

"Humph!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Madara originally wanted to see where Tobirama Senju's bragging came from, but before he could finish speaking, he was kicked away by two of the fastest men in the ninja world.

"you wanna die!"

After getting up and brushing the dirt off his body, Madara saw two footprints on his skin and exploded in anger. As a man who had been fighting since he was a child, being kicked a couple of times was no big deal, but Tobirama Senju was too cunning.

The size 42 footprint on his chest was left by Minato. Madara wouldn't get angry over a slightly larger footprint. What truly enraged Madara was the size 38 footprint on his lower body, a vital spot. Although he and Tobirama Senju didn't get along, they had known each other for decades. Aside from Tobirama, who had small feet, no other man in the ninja world possessed size 38 feet...

"boom!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Men who possess the Flying Thunder God Technique are incredibly fast! Tobirama Senju and Minato Minato are not like Shanks, who only has a half-baked skill. Both of them have the Flying Thunder God Technique ingrained in their blood. Madara may have been unleashing his full power, but facing two of the fastest men in the ninja world before they even unleashed their ultimate abilities, Madara was completely overwhelmed by their punches and kicks before he could even react.

"Faster! Too fast! Did you see it clearly?"

"What are you looking at? I can't even see a shadow. The Flying Thunder God Technique is just too fast!"

"As expected of the fastest ninja in the world, and two of them at that, this is a sure thing."

"Not yet. The opponent is Uchiha Madara. How could he be dealt with so easily?"

Just as the Iwa ninja were shocked by the speed of Tobirama Senju and Minato, a weak voice brought them back to their senses.

"Grandpa? What happened to you? Where's your hair?"

When everyone saw the person who spoke, they were all shocked... especially Heitu. Was this pitiful old beggar really her grandfather? He looked so miserable. There was a bloody hole on the inside of his right thigh, his eyes were black and red, and even the tuft of hair he had taken care of for many years was gone. His body was covered in blood. He looked as miserable as could be.

"Stop talking nonsense and be careful, we're facing Uchiha Madara!"

Onoki stared at the battle ahead with a dark face and forcibly changed the subject. He wanted him to say that he was saved by the red-haired bastard and that he came here because he was afraid that those brainless Cloud Ninja would retaliate by ganging up on him. This was harder than killing him!

When it comes to how powerful Madara is, Onoki is the most qualified to speak on the matter, as his own height was determined by this man's hammering...

816. Tobirama Senju: Why do you keep picking on me...?

"Grandpa, is it as scary as you say? He's the one getting beaten up now."

Kurotsuchi clearly didn't believe Onoki's words, thinking he was trying to change the subject and make people ignore the fact that he had been badly beaten.

"Hmph! You'll find out soon enough."

Onoki was furious that even his beloved granddaughter didn't believe him, so he turned back to continue watching the battle.

As Nogi had predicted, the battle over there was indeed very fast. Although Tobirama Senju and Minato were incredibly fast, and it looked like Madara was being badly beaten by their combined attack, it didn't actually cause him any real damage. Even Madara without Edo Tensei could withstand such a barrage of punches and kicks, let alone Madara who was invincible and had unlimited chakra after being resurrected.

Knowing Madara's formidable strength, Tobirama Senju kept instructing Minato to use Flying Thunder God Technique repeatedly to stall him until his older brother arrived. They absolutely couldn't let Madara unleash his ultimate attack, otherwise the two of them definitely wouldn't be able to withstand it. Tobirama's method might work against ordinary people, but Madara was the leader of Team Two, a seasoned veteran with maxed-out combat experience. How could they let him succeed? Just as they kicked Madara away again and were about to take over...

"boom!"

"what?"

Minato felt a hard, solid sensation on his foot, like kicking an iron plate. Only after the dust settled did he realize that he had kicked a blue giant carrying a sword that was more than forty meters long.

"You enjoyed kicking me just now, didn't you? Hmph! Tobirama Senju, you're still as useless as ever. I gave you so many chances and you still couldn't kill me. Die!"

Madara, atop the blue giant's head, looked down on Tobirama Senju with a scornful gaze. This was no longer just looking at a grandson; it was filled with the hatred of someone who had stolen his wife, his eyes blazing with fury. This bastard had just kicked his lower body N+1 times; if it weren't for the Edo Tensei, his lower body would have been destroyed long ago.

"Die!"