Konoha Drunkard

"boom!"

He drew his sword! A massive sword, over forty meters long, was thrust at Tobirama Senju.

"Holy crap! That's terrifying!"

"It's so big, one slash and it's game over..."

"The Tsuchikage was truly wise; he should have known Madara Uchiha had this trick up his sleeve."

The Cloud Ninja, watching Madara summon the Blue Giant from afar, felt a chill run down their spines. "Is this the power of a ninja? Are you kidding me?"

"Hmph! I told you long ago, Madara Uchiha is not so easy to deal with."

Onoki smiled confidently, as if he had expected this all along.

"Grandpa, how do we fight this? We can't even scratch the Second Hokage and the Fourth Hokage."

Kurotsuchi also realized that this blue giant was not only fierce in attack but also incredibly strong in defense. Although the two Hokage managed to dodge the blue giant's attacks thanks to their speed, they couldn't break through its defenses. Moreover, it was clear that Madara Uchiha had even more powerful methods up his sleeve; at this rate, he would run out of medicine sooner or later.

"........."

Ohnoki asked his precious granddaughter if he knew what to do. If he had known what to do, he and the second-generation teacher would not have been beaten π_π....

"boom!"

"Tobirama Senju, you coward, don't you dare run away!"

"boom!"

Madara should treat Tobirama Senju like he's already locked onto him, ignoring Minato and just focusing on Tobirama, slashing wherever he goes with his sword.

"-_-||......"

Tobirama Senju is exhausted. I'm not the only one who wants to beat you up, so why the hell are you always picking on me?

"Second Generation Lord, please hold him off for a few minutes. I'll try to break through his defenses! Summoning Jutsu..."

Minato realized that this blue turtle shell-like technique was impossible to break through, and he could only try his ultimate move.

"........."

Listening to Minato's words, Tobirama Senju felt even more exhausted. He knew what Minato was trying to do—wasn't it just using Sage Mode to unleash the power of a true high-level ninjutsu? But... what good was that? Madara Uchiha's Susanoo was a top-level, complete form. Just by looking at Minato's use of Sage Mode and the help of a summoned beast, it was clear he was only half-baked. How could it possibly break through that defense? However, Tobirama didn't say it outright. He thought it would be good for the Fourth Hokage, who was about as handsome as him, to suffer a bit and experience it firsthand...

"Holy crap! Uchiha Madara!"

"boom......."

Just as Muntae appeared at the foot of the Water Gate, he saw the blue giant not far away and was confused about what was going on. Suddenly, he noticed the imposing figure inside the blue giant, slipped, turned into a cloud of smoke, and ran away without any sense of loyalty.

"......"

quiet!

Very quiet!

Minato was completely baffled -.-? Had Muntae (the socialite) even appeared? Why could he hear its voice but not see it...?

"This summoned beast is so disloyal! It ran away as soon as it appeared?"

The Iwa ninja in the distance kept complaining that Minato couldn't see it, but they could see it clearly from afar—a giant toad appeared and they immediately cowered...

"Fourth generation, hurry up!"

While Minato was still in a daze, Tobirama Senju had to remind him that it was fun for him to fight Madara Uchiha one-on-one. He only had the courage because both Minato and Tobirama knew the Flying Thunder God Technique and could cooperate with each other.

When Minato heard Tobirama Senju's summons, he had no choice. He originally wanted to have Madara take him to avoid the Blue Giant's attacks so that he would have time to enter Sage Mode. Although he didn't need two old toads to help him like Jiraiya, entering Sage Mode still required time to prepare. However, it seemed that Madara was focused on attacking Tobirama Senju and didn't care about his existence, so Minato closed his eyes and prepared his ultimate move without any regard for the consequences.

"..."

Tobirama Senju gazed at the sky speechlessly. He realized that this Fourth Hokage not only had an odd name and no sense of teamwork, but also had a rather peculiar mind that prevented him from understanding human speech.

What he meant by "hurry up" was to stop thinking about any random Sage Techniques. Sage Techniques below his older brother's level wouldn't be able to break through Madara Uchiha's shell. So he just needed to come quickly and hold Madara off like before, until his older brother arrived so they could fight one-on-one. However, Madara misheard him as telling him to quickly enter Sage Mode...

"boom!"

"Haha! Tobirama Senju, weren't you very confident just now?"

"boom!"

"Water Escape: Water-Severing Waves"

"boom!"

Tobirama Senju's signature Water Release: High-Pressure Water Stream shot towards the blue giant, but instead of cutting through it as expected, it was actually withstood by the blue giant's armor.

"It's fucking hard..."

"boom!"

Before Tobirama Senju could finish his internal monologue, he was struck by a large sword. Fortunately, he was also resurrected using the Impure World Reincarnation technique, so his body could recover; otherwise, such a blow would have been fatal.

817. Garp was the first to clear the game.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"Second Generation Lord, thank you for your hard work!"

After being beaten by Madara for about ten minutes, Minato opened his eyes. Minato, who had activated Sage Mode, looked similar to Naruto, but because he was more handsome and looked more sophisticated than Naruto, he was rubbing a large, green-glowing ball in his hand as he spoke.

"I love it! I love it! The Fourth Hokage is so cool!"

Kurotsuchi's eyes turned into hearts as she stared at Minato in Sage Mode with a lovesick, infatuated expression.

"Hey! Black Earth, wake up! Your family members are old enough to be your dad!"

Onoki looked at his infatuated granddaughter with a black line on his face. He had already had enough trouble with Uchiha Itachi, and he had finally gotten out of that situation. Now, Namikaze Minato had come along. He didn't know if he owed Konoha something in his past life.

"...Hurry up and go."

Having recovered once again, Tobirama Senju looked at the green-glowing Sage Art Rasengan in Minato's hand with surprise. He hadn't expected that although the Fourth Hokage wasn't very bright, he still had some skills. He felt the enormous destructive power emanating from the large sphere.

"Xianfa Rasengan!"

Minato nodded to Tobirama Senju, then used Flying Thunder God Technique to teleport to the blue giant's head and blast towards Madara's location.

"boom!"

The violent collision generated a powerful gust of air that blinded everyone.

"Snap..."

Madara controlled the blue giant to dodge his head, but because Minato was too fast, Madara could only avoid his head. The Sage Art Rasengan hit the blue giant's shoulder, causing a few cracks to appear. The cracks slowly spread and eventually reached the entire arm.

"It really broke!"

"Great!"

As the blue giant's arm was blasted apart, the crowd cheered and celebrated. Tobirama Senju breathed a sigh of relief. Although only one arm had been destroyed, it was enough. With his and Minato's Flying Thunder God Technique, they could barely hold him off. However, if he summoned the blue giant, they wouldn't be able to stop him at all. His older brother didn't know the Flying Thunder God Technique and wouldn't be able to arrive so quickly. If Madara Uchiha continued to kill, by the time his older brother arrived, all the Iwa ninja would probably be dead.

"Hmph! Ignorant! Let me show you the power of God!"

Madara, completely unconcerned about the collapsed giant arm, continued to look down on Tobirama Senju with kingly disdain, and the collapsed giant arm grew back.

"this......"

"It's grown back, how do I treat it?"

The Cloud Ninja in the distance were completely devastated. They watched as the two Hokage had gone through so much trouble to lose an arm, only to have it grow back in the next second.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Then, to everyone's astonishment, Madara formed a hand seal, and instantly five blue giants appeared in front of Minato and Tobirama Senju.

"hiss......."

Minato, his teeth aching, looked at Tobirama Senju, his eyes asking repeatedly, "How are we going to fight this time?" One was already difficult enough, and now there were five...

"........."

Although Tobirama Senju understood Minato's expression, he remained silent. He honestly didn't know how to fight either; he wasn't a professional Uchiha who specialized in taking on five opponents at once...

"boom!"

"boom!"

This time, Madara got really serious and stopped talking nonsense. The five blue giants launched an attack simultaneously, ganging up on Minato and Tobirama Senju. Although both of them could use Flying Thunder God Technique, they were still able to keep flashing and thanks to the attacks of the five blue giants.

"...This is bad. Madara Uchiha is too strong. Why hasn't the First Hokage arrived yet?"

Inside the Allied Forces headquarters, Big Cannon watched as Minato and Tobirama were ganged up on and kept scratching their heads. Even with his high IQ, there was nothing he could do in this situation. It was a gap in raw power that software could not make up for.

"We can only hope that Kakashi and the others can deal with the Edo Tensei quickly."

Hiruzen Sarutobi kept smoking his pipe while watching the battlefield on the other side, turning the headquarters into a smoke-filled wonderland.

........

Kakashi and his group have found their target, but they can't interrupt the Edo Tensei because there's Obito in front of them, flying around with his ring eyes. And not only Obito, but there's also a huge monster behind them, whose aura is even stronger than the Nine-Tails. At this moment, Obito has almost reached the peak of his life, easily defeating Kakashi, and all that's left is to marry Rin.

"Shinra Tensei!"

"boom!"

"Hmph! I didn't expect you guys to actually find this place. But it doesn't matter, you can all die here together!"

Obito blasted Kakashi away once again, activating Madara's signature move, "King's Contempt." Looking at Kakashi and his companions, and seeing Kakashi's disheveled state, Obito's usually calm and indifferent heart stirred with a strange excitement. For so many years, he had dreamed of beating Kakashi, a dream he'd maintained daily since childhood, and now he had finally achieved it...

"Damn it!! Kakashi-sensei!"

The little devils that Kadian brought saw Kadian being beaten up again and shouted at the top of their lungs, but they couldn't help. There was still a group of small monsters that had emerged from that giant monster ahead, and they couldn't get in at all.

"We're here! Holy crap! What is that?"

Just as the kids were heartbroken over Kakashi's fate, Garp finally cleared the stage and arrived here. Of all the battle lines, the one led by Garp and Shisui was the easiest, sweeping through without encountering any elite bosses. Halfway through, they encountered Deidara, resurrected through Edo Tensei, and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, who could be considered minor elite bosses. After being thoroughly thrashed by Shisui in his Hulk form for a while, Shisui, needing to go to the Land of Iron to fight Hanzo of the Salamander, didn't have time to play games with them. The Uzumaki clan behind him forcibly sealed Deidara and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen. Because their team had the Uzumaki clan, they progressed incredibly quickly, like sparks flying. While others were still worrying about the resurrected ones, he asked, "We've already reached the finish line..."

Upon seeing the enormous Ten-Tails' body, Garp nearly bit his tongue. It was freaking huge, and not only that, its massive body contained terrifying energy.

"Brother Garp, this thing is the Ten-Tails! The other party is the Tailed Beast that was sealed into the Ten-Tails' body and revived! The guy who controls the Edo Tensei is inside. That masked man is too powerful. Kakashi-sensei can't handle him alone."

When Ino saw Garp arrive with reinforcements, and everyone staring in disbelief at the Ten-Tails' body, she explained to them.

"Oh, is that so? Men! Grab your weapons and follow me! Fight your way out, I'm going to help Kakashi."