Konoha Drunkard

"Oh! Sorry, you two, let's change the scene!"

Originally, he just wanted to stay here peacefully, make some money, and wait for the finale. But since he'd finally seen his idol, he figured he had to go check it out. Besides, it seemed like the Iwagakure area had a lot of sealing scrolls...

Shanks, thinking quickly, pulled out a large iron chain and swung it at Rasa, swiftly binding him and hoisting him onto his back. He then flashed to the Third Raikage's side and punched him, blasting his body apart. While Raikage was still recovering, Shanks grabbed his massive head and ran towards his idol's location. The whole process took less than two minutes, leaving the Cloud Ninja watching in the distance completely stunned.

Is this even possible? That's incredibly clever!

"Where does he intend to take Lord Raikage?"

"You didn't hear that? Madara Uchiha has come out. He must be going to find Madara Uchiha..."

"But why did he bring our Raikage along? And the Fourth Kazekage too."

"By the way... who is that Uchiha Madara?"

Amidst the murmurs of the Cloud Ninja, a voice silenced the surroundings: "Yeah!" Everyone looked at the big, dim-witted guy who had uttered the question with expressions of utter disbelief.

820. Luo Sha: Why did you bring me out...?

"when!!"

A loud clang of metal striking metal silenced the surrounding area.

The Iwa ninja in the distance stared in disbelief at the suddenly appearing, dark purple figure.

"That bastard's fucking hard..."

After a moment of silence, Onoki, standing behind the loess, made a comment.

"Idol! I've finally seen you again. I thought I'd never see you again after our last farewell."

Because Minato had Shanks' Flying Thunder God mark on him, Shanks, carrying Rasa and the Third Raikage, made a series of clever moves and arrived at Minato's side in the next second. Madara's big sword just happened to hit him. Minato dropped Rasa and the Third Raikage's heads, grabbed Madara's big sword that had hit him, and said excitedly with tears in his eyes and a sobbing voice.

"........"

This time, not only the group of Iwa ninja, but also the Fourth Raikage and Tobirama Senju were dumbfounded. Did this guy have such a deep bond with Madara Uchiha?

"It's you again, you little bastard! You're here just in time, go to hell!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

Madara, already furious, saw Shanks, who was ranked number one in his little notebook, and his eyes burned even brighter. He abandoned Hashirama Senju and the other two, and started hacking at Shanks.

"What did Shanks do to Madara?"

Watching his enraged best friend furiously hacking at Shanks, Hashirama Senju looked at Minato with a bewildered expression. He'd always been the one receiving this treatment—his best friend would draw his sword and attack him at the mere sight of him. How could Shanks have managed to make his best friend give up? Just how much had he offended his best friend to warrant this...?

"...I don't know much. It seems that the teacher once spread a rumor that Madara Uchiha couldn't win a girl over the First Kazekage...and then they fought a few times, but I don't know the specifics."

Minato was also bewildered. Madara's hatred for his teacher was clearly far greater than Onoki's. Even after being tricked so many times, Onoki's anger wouldn't have reached such a breaking point; he immediately looked at...

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Idol, is this how you treat your die-hard fans? I'm so heartbroken."

Shanks looked at the crazed Madara with heartbreaking eyes. He had been slashed countless times and wasn't as relaxed as he appeared. While Madara wasn't at his peak yet, he was still far stronger than the Madara of yesteryear, and each of those slashes must have been quite painful.

"You damned little bastard, you deserve to die the most!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells!"

Madara cursed, but his hands didn't stop. The five blue giants surrounded Shanks and continued to hack and slash. They wouldn't stop until the end of time. It was this big-mouthed brat who slandered him all day long and even made him lose several years of his life. He swore he would live to settle the score with this bastard.

"Hmph! This little brat's idol is actually Madara."

Hashirama Senju looked utterly disgruntled. "All those years I fed you, sheltered you, and even taught you how to succeed! And you, you little brat, idolize someone else? Do you think I'm dead?"

"Stop talking nonsense and get going! Didn't you see Shanks get slashed?!"

Seeing his older brother's goofy side kicking in again, Tobirama Senju suppressed the urge to beat him to a pulp and said with a dark face.

"Pull up! Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands!"

"A Buddha appears on the crown!"

Tobirama Senju's words still had an effect: "Yeah, I'm still here. You're treating my junior like dirt. You're not giving me any face. Even if we're close friends, I'll still beat you up."

"Boom boom boom!"

A colossal Buddha statue with countless hands on its back appeared, its numerous fists pounding wildly at the five blue giants who were brutally attacking Shanks, smashing four of the blue giant clones to pieces.

"Wow, this is amazing... This is like gods fighting!"

Kurotsuchi's mouth could fit two salted duck eggs; this level of combat has exceeded the definition of a ninja.

"Old man, are you kidding me? You're even hitting me, you son of a bitch! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

Shanks spat out the dust from his mouth and sprayed it back at Hashirama Senju, completely unharmed. He knew he shouldn't have teamed up with that old idiot. He was supposed to be the one taking the damage, but that old idiot not only stole kills, but he even attacked the opponent.

"Hahaha, sorry, I didn't see clearly. You're fine now. By the way, where did you get this super hard body from? I've never seen it before."

Hashirama Senju forcibly changed the subject, also surprised by the little rascal's defense. He had been slashed by five strong men for so long and punched so many times, yet he was completely unharmed, and even his clothes were not torn.

"Hmph! That's because you died young. How could you mortals understand my talent? Enough nonsense, Second Uncle, do you have any sealing scrolls on you, the super big kind?"

Shanks then remembered the purpose of his visit. The two Raikage father and son started fighting on the side. Fortunately, the large iron chain he brought was thick enough that Rasa could not break free.

"Do you think I have a sealing scroll on me...?"

Tobirama Senju was speechless. He really wanted to chop both of them up. At a time like this, couldn't they be serious for once?

"No... Onoki! Tell your underlings to throw over all the sealing scrolls they have! Rasa is about to come out!"

After Shanks shouted something to Onoki, he flashed to Rasa's side and untied the heavy iron chains binding him.

"Go to hell!"

Onoki was furious at Shanks' actions. "You're the one who released him! Madara Uchiha was already in enough trouble, and this bastard brought in the Third Raikage, and now there's a disabled Fourth Raikage to fill the void. And now he's brought out Rasa. This bastard is trying to screw me over again."

"Hurry up, stop talking nonsense. Minato, go help the Fourth Raikage. Second Uncle, you guys go check on Kakashi. I'll take care of Rasa and Idol; I'm going to fight both of them."

After Shanks finished speaking, he grabbed Rasa and threw him at Madara, who had just gotten up.

"boom!"

Grandpa Ban was a little dazed from being hit. As soon as he got up, he saw a figure flying towards him. Without thinking, he punched Luo Sha to pieces.

"hiss!"

Shanks gasped. His idol was too damn ruthless. Hashirama Senju only beat up his teammates, but this guy directly destroyed them.

"........."

After recovering, Luo Sha continued to release gold dust in despair. His heart was dead. After being resurrected by the Impure World Reincarnation, he had no presence except for taking down some of his former underlings at the beginning. He was taken away twice as a god of wealth, and this time he was beaten to a pulp by a big shot.

"Why did you bring me out...?"

Luo Sha's tears also flowed uncontrollably...

821. His strongest asset is still his mouth.

"Die! Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!"

Ignoring Tobirama Senju and his best friend who had left, Madara, his eyes blazing with fury, slashed at Shanks again. After being beaten up by his best friend, he had calmed down. He had fought Shanks twice, and based on his experience, the bastard had high defense and strong attack power, but those weren't the main points. His strongest weapon was his mouth. Every time, he managed to get himself into a rage with his words. Just like now, the little rascal had said he could take on two opponents in front of him, just to make him explode and do something brainless.

Although Uncle Ban had come to his senses and calmed down, he was still very angry because he had been looked down upon for being a nobody since birth.

"Water Release: Super White Whale!"

In a normal one-on-one fight, even against a super-powerful Fire Release like Madara, Shanks would withstand it head-on, showing his opponent just how tough he is and psychologically intimidating them. However, he has a large group of innocent Iwa ninja under his command behind him. He can withstand it, but his Iwa ninja under him can't. It's just that his nature is so kind...

"Hmph! The brat's water escape technique is not bad."

When the Super Fire Release met the Super Water Release, Madara drew his sword and attacked.

"So-so. One-Sword Style: Shimada Chops His Son!"

Seeing the Blue Giant draw his sword and charge forward, Shanks also pulled out his Drywood and unleashed a sword aura with a flick of his wrist, not forgetting to deliver a sarcastic remark.

"boom!"

"Superpower Armor: The Overlord Beats His Son!"

"boom!"

"Boom boom boom!"

Two figures, one large and one small, clashed head-on in the sea of ​​golden sand, blasting the surroundings into craters. They exchanged punches and kicks, swords and blades. The current Madara was far superior to the Madara who was on the verge of death before. The Blue Giant's defense was clearly several levels higher. The Blue Giant that was on the verge of death before could be shattered by Shanks with a single iron fist, but this Blue Giant Shanks could only crack a small piece with a single punch and it could automatically repair itself, as if it had cheated.

"The four countries! There's no way we can get involved in a battle of this level."

Although Minato's side was also engaged in battle, the entire focus was on Shanks and Madara. Compared to the hide-and-seek fighting style over there, this battle was much more intense, with frequent landslides and earth-shattering events, creating a magnificent spectacle. Onoki's Iwa ninja underlings watched the battle intently. This battle was different from the one between Shanks and the Third Raikage. Shanks and the Third Raikage were both incredibly fast, so it was a matter of speed against speed. Madara, however, didn't rely on speed, but his strength surpassed that of the Third Raikage. Unable to break through the blue giant's defenses, he couldn't achieve his speed even if he wanted to.

"Huh? Where did the gold dust go?"

Just as Shanks and Madara were passionately clashing, Shanks suddenly realized that the golden sand that had been crashing into him like a giant wave was slowly diminishing. Looking at Rasa with a puzzled expression, he saw Rasa's body gradually turning into fragments and dissipating into the air.

The Third Raikage was in the distance, but he was talking to his son about something, while Minato looked embarrassed, as he felt it was a bit inappropriate to listen to the father and son.

"Lord Shanks, if you see Gaara's words, please apologize to him for me. I'm truly not a good father..."

"Ah, no problem, go ahead and don't worry. Your eldest daughter is getting married to my grandson, then we'll be family, it's nothing. By the way, you..."

Rasa's somewhat sentimental words also made Shanks quite embarrassed. However, having taken so much gold dust from him, it wouldn't be right not to help with this small favor. Just as he was about to ask if Rasa had any more gold dust in Sunagakure, Rasa vanished before he could even ask.

"Minato, you guys go first, I'll be fine here!"

Rasa and the Third Raikage have returned to the Underworld, but Madara is still alive. Even Obito's Impure World Reincarnation couldn't control a super-powerful figure like Madara. Just look at that blue giant clone—Madara's chakra is off the charts. After all, he's the reincarnation of the Six Paths Sage's eldest son; how could his chakra be ordinary? There's no doubt about it. Hashirama Senju is famous for his massive chakra reserves, but that's because he had few other strengths besides Wood Release and chakra quantity, making him memorable. Madara, however, is different. He's versatile, and his Sharingan is so outstanding; it's normal that people don't remember his overflowing chakra. To control the Impure World Reincarnation Madara, unless his father or grandmother intervenes...

However, Shanks hadn't expected that Tobirama and Hashirama would resolve the Edo Tensei so quickly after their arrival. He truly regretted not bringing more sealing scrolls with him...

...........

It's no wonder Shanks didn't expect this. Based on his years of experience, although the Ten-Tails hasn't obtained the chakra of the Eight-Tails and Nine-Tails, its strength is not to be underestimated. In addition, there's Obito with his ring eyes. According to the normal routine, it wouldn't be easy to deal with without four or five double-flower red staffs.

However, the reality was quite different from what he had imagined, especially since Obito was completely different from what he expected. Because of Garp's swollen face and constant verbal sparring, Obito was completely unpredictable. Originally, Obito, who had evolved into the destroyer of the world, got carried away and started a thug-like fight with Garp on the back of the Ten-Tails, completely forgetting that there was a guy named Kakashi who was eating sunflower seeds. Kakashi only remembered his mission after finishing a bag of sunflower seeds. Because there was no Obito to stop him, Kakashi successfully found the White Zetsu that was maintaining the Edo Tensei. The White Zetsu was a weakling and no match for Kakashi. Kakashi beat the White Zetsu into a pulp in no time, and the Edo Tensei was thus broken.

However, Obito no longer cared whether the Edo Tensei had been broken or not; all he wanted to do was kill Garp and Black Zetsu. So even when Black Zetsu told him the Edo Tensei had been broken, he didn't react. Black Zetsu had no choice but to possess Obito, gouge out one of his eyes, and go to Madara. According to the plan, Madara should have arrived by now, but he hadn't. Obito figured Madara was probably in some trouble, so he decided to send him the eye first to let Madara resolve the problem. This fight with Obito was probably going to take a long time…

When Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju arrived, they were dumbfounded again. The person fighting the ugly thug on that big guy's back looked so familiar. If Kakashi hadn't told them it was Garp, they would have thought it was Nawaki. Usually, only Nawaki would do something like that.

This father and son have utterly disgraced the Senju clan...

822. Why is it that bastard again?