Konoha Drunkard

"Damn it, die!"

"boom!"

"You're the bastard, your whole family are bastards!"

"boom!"

"...Brother, don't you want to say something?"

..........

Tobirama Senju, his face dark with anger, watched Garp and Obito's brawl unfold like a street fight. He turned speechlessly to a bewildered Hashirama Senju, who stood nearby. Tobirama had always heard Shanks boast about Garp's talent, comparing him to his father Nawaki, and how Garp's fists were bigger than Tsunade's. And now this brat was actually using such massive fists to fight someone like that in front of so many people…

"Haha! Not bad, at least the goal has been achieved..."

Hashirama Senju laughed awkwardly, sweating profusely inside. This was his first time out for a stroll, and he had no idea why things had turned out this way. What could he possibly say?

But watching those two fight looked pretty exciting, and he even had a bit of an urge to find an opponent and fight them for three hundred rounds. Unfortunately, he had no opponent; being invincible is lonely...

........

Meanwhile, Black Zetsu, with a ring-shaped eye, found Madara and saw him evenly matched with Shanks. He looked like he knew it. In the entire ninja world, only Konoha's Shanks and Senju Hashirama could single-handedly resist Madara's reanimation. And since Senju Hashirama was fighting the Ten-Tails, that left only Konoha's Shanks.

"Lord Madara, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki has appeared. We can't afford to waste any more time with him."

Black Zetsu approached Madara and handed him a circle-shaped eye, saying...

"...Alright, let's get down to business first, and settle the score with this bastard later!"

Ban took the ring-eyed sword, glanced at Shanks who was still full of energy after fighting with him for so long, and nodded.

"Hey! Idol, you changed your contact lenses? I'm not saying this to be mean, but your sense of aesthetics is really terrible. Look at those circles around your eyes, they're so ugly! Your old kaleidoscope lenses were so cool, and with your stunning looks, your amazing aura was a killer for young ladies. Now, look at yourself, they're so ugly, I don't even want to look at them!"

Shanks spoke glibly, but inwardly he became wary. Although Madara only had one eye ring, it was his own, making him far more dangerous than Nagato. The threat was dozens of times greater than Nagato's.

"Hmph! Sharp-tongued, but you'll still have the energy to speak later. You're an obstacle to Zhenxing!"

Grandpa Ban, barely containing his anger, formed a hand seal. Damn it, he realized he'd been slandered more times in his entire life than this little bastard had today! This ugly freak actually had the nerve to call him ugly? He should look at himself! Out of sight, out of mind. After unleashing his ultimate attack, Grandpa Ban dusted himself off and left.

"⊙.⊙?? Hmm?"

Shanks stared at Madara's retreating figure with a bewildered expression. So, Madara, the overpowered hero, had run away before even having a proper fight with him? Was this still the same Madara who was peerless, invincible, and domineering?

"What the hell... Holy crap! Did Fujitora Issho make a mistake?"

Shanks was still confused about why Madara was running away when he suddenly noticed the sky darken. One second it was clear and sunny, and the shadowy figure enveloped the bewildered Shanks, growing larger and larger, as if something was falling from the sky, the sound of wind cutting through it growing louder and louder. Looking up, he saw a meteorite crashing down on him from above.

"Superhuman Strength Armor!"

"boom!"

The meteorite is about to hit him. Although he is confident in his defense, he is not stupid enough to try to withstand the meteorite. He is such a kind person that he would not want the meteorite to damage the flowers and plants.

.........

After Madara left, he immediately went to the place where Killer Bee was being developed. In fact, at the beginning of the war, Minato had already communicated with the Fourth Raikage. Since they knew that Obito's goal was the Tailed Beasts, they naturally had to hide the Eight-Tails and Nine-Tails that had not yet been captured. Konoha did a very good job in this regard, directly having the Uzumaki clan set up a sealing barrier at Minato's house, and with Kushina blocking the door, it was basically impossible for Naruto to get out.

Meanwhile, the Hidden Cloud Village had also hidden Killer Bee, but since they didn't have any members of the Uzumaki clan, their sealing barrier was only so-so. How could it withstand the impact of the Eight-Tails? Not long after the Fourth Raikage and his men left, Killer Bee broke the seal and escaped, disguising himself as an ordinary soldier and going to the battlefield. Everything was fine until he saw his Hidden Cloud Village comrades being overwhelmed by the reanimated Nagato. Killer Bee could no longer keep a low profile, so he transformed and engaged Nagato in a high-profile battle for hundreds of rounds. Although he managed to stall until Kakashi broke the reanimation, he was also exposed. And since it was White Zetsu controlling the reanimation, he naturally knew Killer Bee's location. Once they got the Eight-Tails, all that was left was the Nine-Tails. As for the Sage of Six Paths' fart from the Hidden River Village... they'd deal with that after they got the Nine-Tails.

Madara and Black Zetsu quickly found Killer Bee. The giant octopus, who usually acted like he was the boss, was even more timid than when he saw Shanks when he saw Madara. Perhaps he had been brutally beaten by Madara before, because he trembled inside Killer Bee's belly and dared not move. Without the giant octopus's support, Killer Bee was just an ordinary Jonin with a little bit of swordsmanship. He was no match for Madara. Madara did a series of swift and powerful moves, pulling the giant octopus out of Killer Bee's belly, then threw Killer Bee aside and went to find the Ten-Tails with the giant octopus.

Normally, a Jinchuriki is destined to die after having their Tailed Beast extracted, unless they are from the Uzumaki clan and possess super-strong vitality. Killer Bee is just an ordinary person, so it would be difficult for him to survive. But at this moment, the advantage of having multiple tails became apparent. Just as the giant octopus was about to be extracted by Madara, it severed one of its tails and kept it inside Killer Bee's belly, thus saving Killer Bee's life for a day.

"Next up is the Nine-Tails, Black Zetsu. Who is the current Nine-Tails Jinchuriki?"

On the way, Uncle Ban asked Black Zetsu.

"Lord Madara, the Nine-Tails is already the son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina, Naruto Uzumaki. We haven't found his location yet, but... Lord Madara, our plan may have encountered a slight mishap. While you were away, a new Tailed Beast appeared in the ninja world, and it seems there's nowhere to seal the Ten-Tails..."

Black Zetsu said somewhat awkwardly.

"...A new tailed beast? What's going on?"

Madara frowned and asked, "Aren't there only nine tailed beasts in total? How come there's a new one..."

After Black Zetsu told Madara about Shanks' excuse during the auction of the Tailed Beasts, Madara was dumbfounded. "It's that little rascal again!"

823. Uncle Ban has grown up.

Madara realized he and that red-haired brat were truly incompatible. Ever since he first learned of his existence, nothing he did went smoothly. He spent decades searching for a representative, only to have that brat anger him to the point of shortening his lifespan by several years. Now, a new tailed beast had appeared, as if the heavens, not wanting his life to be too dull, had sent someone out to retaliate...

"...Let's ignore that tailed beast for now, and deal with it after we catch the Nine-Tails."

Madara was thinking the same question. There weren't enough holes on the Ten-Tails to stuff in, and the Nine-Tails' holes were already full. Did he really have to stuff it in his anus? After all, it was the Sage of Six Paths' fart, so it would go back to where it came from.

......

"Look at your feet!"

Garp, who was already developing into the Leaf Village Vulture, stared at Obito's evil hand on his head and continued to attack his vitals.

"boom!"

"Damn it! I'm arresting him!"

Once again, Obito was kicked in the groin by Garp. Enraged, he continued to grab at the few remaining hairs on Garp's head. Although he had some of Hashirama Senju's cells that made him more resistant to beatings, being resistant to beatings did not mean he was not in pain. He himself did not know how many times this bastard had kicked him in the groin. Anyway, he had lost all feeling in his vital areas.

"hiss!"

"How tragic..."

On the Ten-Tails' side, the Allied Forces also arrived one after another. Hundreds of thousands of people watched as the two men on the Ten-Tails' back were being beaten badly. Seeing their son and nephew in such a sorry state, Tsunade and Nawaki wanted to help, but were stopped by Hashirama Senju. This was a fair fight between two men, and as a loving family of Konoha ninjas, they could not bully the weak with numbers, especially since it was the Senju clan, who were known as invincible in one-on-one combat. They could not do such a thing, otherwise how could they survive in the ninja world in the future?

"How scary..."

Seeing Garp's frequent, powerful kicks aimed at vital points, everyone instinctively clenched their legs, a chill running down their spines. The Konoha ninjas were alright; they were used to this little tyrant's style, having beaten him up themselves. But the people from other villages knew nothing of this Konoha tyrant's ways. They only knew he was the current heir of the Senju clan. Today, they finally witnessed the Senju prince's formidable power. Truly worthy of being the son of a master of the underhanded style, he was incredibly cunning. If they were hit by that kind of kick, they wouldn't even have the chance to use their hands for the rest of their lives…

"Lord Raikage! Something terrible has happened! The Eight-Tails... the Eight-Tails was struck by Madara Uchiha, and Lord Killer Bee... Lord Killer Bee remains unconscious."

"That's great," a Cloud Ninja said, panting as he ran up to the Fourth Raikage. "Judging from his miserable appearance, he must have been tortured by Madara."

"What? Wasn't Madara Uchiha held up by Lord Shanks? How's the competition going?"

The Fourth Raikage nervously grabbed the newcomer's collar and asked.

"Lord Killer Bee is not in mortal danger, but he is currently unconscious. Madara Uchiha..."

Speaking of Madara, the Cloud Ninja helplessly shrugged. How would he know how Madara got there? Anyway, he was almost scared to death. Even the awesome Killer Bee couldn't last a minute in front of Madara. He was instantly killed upon meeting him. He was just too scared.

"Sigh... Given Madara's condition, if he really wanted to leave, even Shanks couldn't stop him. My condolences..."

Hashirama Senju sighed and said.

"......"

The Fourth Raikage's face darkened upon hearing Hashirama's words. "Condolences my ass! My brother isn't even dead yet, what condolences are you talking about..."

"Haha! I'm here!"

Just then, a boy's loud laughter came from afar.

"Naruto? What are you doing here? Kushina, what are you doing here too?"

Minato's heart skipped a beat upon hearing the voice. He turned around and, sure enough, it was his foolish son. Wasn't he supposed to be locked up in the village? How did he escape again? And even Kushina, the gatekeeper, had followed. Although he was also pregnant with a little Nine-Tails, he was confident that Madara wouldn't be able to catch him. After all, his Flying Thunder God Technique wasn't just for show. His biggest worry was his wife and son, which was why he had tried so hard to keep them both in the village. And now these two had escaped again! Didn't they know Madara was so desperate for a Nine-Tails that he had to come and deliver one...?

"The ninja world is at a critical juncture. As a member of the ninja world, how can I possibly stand idly by?"

Kushina said righteously that she had initially agreed to Minato's arrangement for her son's safety, but Naruto's persuasive skills were too powerful, and she was unknowingly turned to his side.

"........."

Minato covered his forehead and looked up at the sky. "Your fists are big, so whatever you say is right. Besides, they're already here, so he can't just let them go back. He can only keep an eye on them. He's not worried about Kushina. After all, she's a master of the Uzumaki clan's sealing techniques, so even without the Nine-Tails' power, she's still a formidable opponent. But Naruto is different. He doesn't have much to begin with. He only uses the Nine-Tails' transformation when he attacks. Otherwise, he might not even be able to beat a Chunin."

"Madara's here! Big brother, make your move! We can't let him seal the Eight-Tails!!"

With his perception abilities no less than those of the Hyuga clan, Tobirama Senju sensed two powerful chakra streams approaching from afar, and he knew without a doubt who they were.

"Leave it to me! Wood Release: Wood Human Technique!"

Hashirama Senju summoned a giant wooden figure that charged toward Madara, who was rushing over.

"Ban! Stop! It's not too late to back down!"

Faced with his beloved best friend, Hashirama Senju still hoped to use his persuasive skills to win him back, just like he had done before.

"Hmph! After all these years, you're still so naive. I was fooled by your lies back then. Do you really think there will be a second time?"

Hashirama Senju's verbal sparring techniques haven't been used for decades, their power greatly diminished. And Madara isn't the same foolish Madara he once was. Seriously, back then, because of Hashirama's hype, he gained all the fame, but aside from a high-ranking position in Konoha, he didn't get a single penny. He claimed the Second Hokage would definitely be his, only to have it handed over to that cunning Tobirama Senju when Hashirama wasn't looking. Did they really think he was stupid enough to believe such nonsense...?

"Then there's no other way! I'll go!"

Hashirama Senju looked at his best friend with considerable surprise. He hadn't expected that after decades apart, his friend would grow up so much. Had he been eating pig brains for a few more years?

"Stop hitting that idiot Tsuchiya! Seal the Eight-Tails!"

Madara summoned his Blue Giant, ready to charge, only to find Obito playing house with a little kid. He was speechless, wishing he could slap himself. How could he have ever fallen for such a brainless idiot? He even had a Rinnegan! What kind of childish game was this?!

824. As expected, he's the toughest man in the ninja world.

"..."

Black Zetsu remained silent after hearing Madara's words. He had been by Obito's side for years, and aside from being a bit simple-minded and prone to impulsive decisions, Obito was actually quite good and dedicated. Moreover, Black Zetsu had witnessed the events firsthand and knew why Obito was always so hostile towards Garp. Anyone would react the same way in that situation, especially... "Damn it, you chose this guy yourself! You said he had great compassion, and that his corruption was even more complete, but now you don't even respect him..."

Actually, Black Zetsu always favored Shisui the most, and Shisui was still young at that time, the easiest age to be fooled. Now, the fact that he can summon the Hulk and wipe out a large area proves that his judgment was correct. But what could he do if Madara insisted on choosing Obito...?

"boom!"

Hashirama Senju and Madara were at it again, fighting each other with all their might. Bystanders had no way to get close and could only cheer from a distance.

"Garp! Stop him! We can't let him seal the Eight-Tails!"

Everyone's attention was drawn to the battle between Madara and Hashirama Senju, the two best buddies. Only Tobirama Senju and the others remained clear-headed. He had seen this kind of scene many times before, and it was nothing special. Tobirama Senju noticed that just a moment ago, Obito appeared next to Madara like a space-time ninjutsu and then disappeared. The next second, Obito stopped fighting Garp and appeared on the head of the Ten-Tails.

"Damn it, why are all the villains so despicable!"

Upon hearing Tobirama Senju's shout, Garp rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards Obito. He had been quite nervous, thinking that Obito was holding back a powerful attack from so far away.

"......"

Kakashi, who only played a minor role for a few episodes, charged towards Obito with lightning while rolling his eyes wildly. Can you be a villain without being despicable?

However, Tobirama Senju only reminded Obito when he was about to stuff the Eight-Tails into the Ten-Tails' body. So Kakashi and Kakashi were a beat too late, and by the time they arrived, Obito had already stuffed the Eight-Tails completely into the Ten-Tails' body.

"Roar!"