Konoha Drunkard

Spurred by the return of the Eight-Tails' chakra, the Ten-Tails roared excitedly, nearly shattering the eardrums of the surrounding Allied Shinobi Forces.

"Holy crap! Do you have to get so excited? My ears are practically deaf."

"Boom!" "Boom!"

"I'll teach you to yell! I'll teach you to yell!"

Garp and Kakashi were closest to each other, and were hit even harder by the Ten-Tails' roar. Garp was so angry that he punched the Ten-Tails' head a few times.

Garp's punches only ignited the Ten-Tails' temper. It opened its mouth wide, aimed at the largest group of the Allied Shinobi Forces, and unleashed a massive energy ball.

"Tailed Beast Ball! We're doomed, it's coming this way!"

"It's a Tailed Beast Ball! Run!"

"Holy crap, the Ten-Tails is angry! Run!"

"This is scary! I don't want to play anymore, I want to go home and find my mom!"

"........"

The ninjas in the crowd felt a chill run down their spines as an enormous Tailed Beast Ball rushed towards them. They wished they had more legs. They had all seen Tailed Beast Balls before, since their village used to have Tailed Beasts, and every time a Tailed Beast went berserk, it would drop a few Tailed Beast Balls to prove its existence.

But this is the first time I've ever seen such a large Tailed Beast Ball. Just thinking about how big it is makes my soul almost leave my body.

"Flying Thunder God Guided Thunder!"

"boom!"

Just as the Tailed Beast Ball was about to hit the crowd, Minato reacted quickly and used Flying Thunder God Technique to redirect the Tailed Beast Ball to a distance.

"Help! It's happening again!"

Just as Minato wiped away a cold sweat, a group of extras opposite him looked behind him in horror. Minato turned around and saw, good heavens, another huge Tailed Beast Ball was rushing towards them.

Moreover, seeing Garp constantly pounding the Ten-Tails' head on its forehead, Minato almost cursed. Did he really think that the Tailed Beast Ball was so easy to transfer? He had just transferred one, and the cooldown hadn't even recovered yet.

"Flying Thunder God Guided Thunder!"

"boom!"

Just as they were about to be hit, another Flying Thunder God kunai appeared, teleporting the Tailed Beast Ball to a distance.

"Phew! Thank goodness for the Second Generation Master!"

"Phew! I'm finally not dead... Holy crap! Here we go again! What is that bastard doing?! Stop fighting! This will only enrage the Ten-Tails! My god!"

Aoki Nozomi, who had just breathed a sigh of relief that he was finally safe from death, saw another Tailed Beast Ball rushing towards them. Ignoring Garp's second uncle in front of him, Aoki Nozomi started yelling at him.

"Oh no! What do we do, Second Generation Lord!"

Minato was also extremely nervous. He and Tobirama Senju could handle the first two Tailed Beast Balls, but they couldn't handle another one. At this point, it was too late to run away. The attack range of the Tailed Beast Balls was too large; even if they ran, they couldn't escape its attack range and would still be hit.

"That little beast!"

Tobirama Senju, of course, knew this was Garp's doing. Even with his good manners, he couldn't help but curse. If he'd known this would happen, he should have kept Garp locked up in the village and made him obediently have children with the Hyuga clan girls. What a terrible teammate...

Kakashi was already engrossed in his love-hate relationship with Obito, so there was no way to stop him.

"Don't panic! The hero has arrived!"

"boom!"

Just as Aoki and the others closed their eyes and awaited their death, a hero appeared. A dark purple figure appeared in front of the Tailed Beast Ball and collided with it in the next second, causing a huge explosion.

"Damn, that hurts so much! The Ten-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball is so powerful."

After the explosion, Shanks emerged, his tattered figure writhing in pain and muttering to himself, "The Ten-Tails is the Ten-Tails. Even if the Nine-Tails hasn't returned yet, this Tailed Beast Ball is still much stronger than the Nine-Tails."

Everyone stared at Shanks in disbelief, their jaws practically dislocated. This guy was inhuman! He took on the Ten-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball head-on and only managed to tear a few pieces of his clothes. How could he be so tough?

For decades, everyone knew that Shanks of Konoha was a tough guy. Since the Third Raikage, who was on par with him, died over a decade ago, he truly deserved the title of the toughest ninja in the world. However, no one had a real grasp of just how tough Shanks was. Rumors circulated that he could withstand the Eight-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball, but these were just rumors; no one had ever witnessed it, and many thought it was just boasting. Now, they finally understood just how tough the toughest man truly was! He could even withstand the Ten-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball—only his clothes couldn't be saved. That's incredible toughness...

"As expected of the toughest man in the ninja world... Lord Tsuchikage, you were right to be tricked."

Aoki Nozomi snapped out of his daze and sincerely admired the powerful figure beside him. This guy could even withstand the Ten-Tails' Tailed Beast Ball. He really couldn't think of anyone in the entire ninja world who could break through his defenses... Even the powerful figure's Dust Release would probably be in trouble.

825. Don't look for those with flowers on their clothes.

"boom!"

"I'll make you throw up!"

"boom!"

"I'll make you throw up!"

Garp, still on the head of the Ten-Tails, was still hammering its head repeatedly, making the onlookers in the distance tremble with fear. How could this kid be so disobedient!

The three cannonballs just now almost made their souls leave their bodies. Luckily, three big shots held them off. Now you're still messing around? Are you an undercover agent?

"You brat, stop right now!"

Shanks used his Observation Haki to lock onto Garp and roared. He was already in excruciating pain from taking a single Tailed Beast Ball from the Ten-Tails; another one and he'd be done for. And he hadn't brought any clothes with him in his ninja tool pouch...

"Oh!"

"boom!"

Garp heard Shanks' words, but his fists were itching to punch, so he stopped only after delivering a heavy blow.

However, spurred by that punch, the Ten-Tails spat out another Tailed Beast Ball. Because it had been punched by Garp, its head was tilted and it didn't aim properly, so the Tailed Beast Ball flew towards headquarters.

"You little bastard, I'd rather give birth to a piece of char siu than to you!"

Shanks cursed and rushed towards headquarters at top speed. He remembered that his son-in-law's large-sized rocket launcher was still inside. If it got blown up, Big Mom would be a widow. Could this little bastard have asked Obito to pay for it?

"...Tsunade, keep an eye on Garp, don't let him cause any more trouble."

Tobirama Senju used Flying Thunder God Technique to bring Garp back and hand him over to Tsunade. His face was as black as charcoal. He looked at Shisui Uchiha, who was honestly farming minions, while his own was starting fires everywhere and almost wiped out his own people.

"I agree..."

"boom!"

Shanks arrived outside the Allied headquarters and saw artillery shells about to hit him. Without thinking twice, he gritted his teeth and charged towards the shells!

"Wow! What a monster!"

"Lord Shanks is really tough! He withstood two Tailed Beast Balls."

"Yeah, with that kind of hardness, no wonder someone with such a foul mouth can still live a carefree life for decades..."

The entire battlefield was stunned into silence by Shanks's actions. To withstand two Tailed Beast Balls with his body—was he even human?

Onoki, who only appeared in a few episodes, was there, grinding away at the minions while complaining. Although his injuries were healed by the slug's clone, the big names on the field were too powerful, including Madara and the First Hokage. As the Third Tsuchikage, he was clearly a bit too low-level, so he didn't dare to go after Madara or take the Ten-Tails' cannonball head-on. Therefore, he could only obediently clear out the minions. Now that he saw his arch-rival stealing the spotlight again, it would be strange if he wasn't jealous.

"Phew...that was close."

The people at headquarters breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Shanks take the brunt of a cannonball for them. The strongest person in headquarters was the old and frail Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. If that cannonball had actually hit them, they would have had to put up their village flags.

"That's so loyal!"

The three giants of Konoha watched the massive explosion outside with emotion, trying to find Shanks in the blast. They never expected that at the most crucial moment, their little brother would be the one to rely on.

"Does anyone have any extra clothes? Quickly, give me a set! Damn it, that little bastard Garp, go back and settle the score with him."

After the explosion, a cursing voice rang out. Shanks clutched his groin, thankfully the smoke hadn't cleared yet, otherwise he would have been utterly humiliated.

"Lord Shanks, I have another set of clothes here."

After taking down the surrounding minions, Green-skinned Kai ran over and pulled out a set of green tight-fitting training clothes from his ninja tool bag, saying with a little excitement.

"...I appreciate your kindness, but the design of this dress doesn't suit my style at all. Next..."

Shanks stared at the green, tight-fitting training uniform, imagining himself wearing it and carrying a large sword, and felt a chill run down his spine.

"Lord Shanks, I have one too."

Bai also ran over and pulled out a brightly colored, very flamboyant kimono...

"...No need, this is such fine workmanship, it must have been sewn by your mother stitch by stitch. I really can't bear to wear it out. Just go find me a piece of cloth to drape over it... By the way, don't find one with flowers."

After Shanks finished speaking, he burst into tears, covering his face. "Aren't there any normal people left? Those carrying spare clothes are either green-skinned monsters or fake girls..."

"...Take mine..."

When it really matters, a good buddy is always the most reliable. Sakumo Hatake walked over, pulled out a set of men's loungewear, and tossed it to him.

.......

The crisis at headquarters was resolved, but a new development occurred on the other battlefield. Kakashi and Obito were locked in a love-hate relationship, with Kakashi being thoroughly outmatched but not in mortal danger. However, Naruto couldn't stand by and watch. Taking advantage of his father's busy work and his mother's distraction, he transformed and ran to Kakashi's side, intending to team up with him for a doubles fight. Meanwhile, Obito was worried about how to bring the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. If Naruto stayed with Kushina, Obito would be helpless; the Uzumaki clan's sealing techniques were too powerful, and with Tsunade and Garp nearby, his move would be dangerous. But then Naruto showed up, and he seized the opportunity. Of course, they couldn't let it go. Just as Naruto arrived at Kakashi's side, Black Zetsu, who had been playing a minor role, made his move. He possessed Naruto and restricted his movements. Then, Obito used the Ten-Tails to forcibly extract half of the Nine-Tails from Naruto's stomach and stuff it into the Ten-Tails' body. Kushina and Minato discovered that their son, who was developing his memories, had been killed. How could they tolerate this? "We treated you as our disciple, and you specifically wanted to kill our son!" The two of them teamed up and beat Obito to a pulp. Hashirama Senju's cells were incredibly resilient. Obito was locked in Kushina's sealing jutsu and endured more than ten evolved versions of Uzumaki from Minato without dying. In the end, he even sealed the Ten-Tails into his own body and became the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki.

After becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki, Obito became incredibly powerful. Although he still possessed half of the Nine-Tails' chakra and wasn't in true Six Paths Sage Mode, he still exceeded the definition of a ninja. Kushina's sealing techniques couldn't hold him back, and Minato's evolved form, Uzumaki, couldn't even break through the large shield formed by Truth-Seeking Balls. If it weren't for Minato's Flying Thunder God Technique, which allowed him to constantly teleport with Kushina to dodge Obito's Truth-Seeking Ball attacks, the two of them would probably have been defeated long ago.

"Lady Tsunade, how is Naruto?"

Minato brought Kushina back to Tsunade's side. Obito, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, was just too powerful; they couldn't withstand him at all.

"Luckily, the Nine-Tails, like the Eight-Tails, still has a brain and retained a tail..."

826. Hagoromo Otsutsuki's drunken product

"call......."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The previous eight-tailed octopus had left a tail inside the Jinchuriki's body to save Killer Bee's life. They didn't expect the Nine-Tails to be so clever as to use this trick.

"Die!"

Obito, now the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki, became arrogant again. He transformed his Truth-Seeking Balls into several small black balls, ready to bounce them towards the crowd.

"boom"

"Huh? You are... Obito? You're still alive? What happened to you, you look like this?"

After Shanks punched Obito away, he pretended to have eaten a huge pound of food and pointed at Obito.

"Teacher, be careful! He has now become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki. That black ball can take on all sorts of forms and is very powerful."

Minato reminded Shanks, who had just eaten a large amount of food.

"Sogga! Obito, how did that sunny boy become like this? You've made me so sad."

After Shanks understood what Minato meant by "Dots of the Supermarket," he continued to speak to Obito with a disappointed tone.