Konoha Drunkard

The Hatake father and son, who were cutting down a large tree in the distance, almost slipped and fell: "You, Onoki's second uncle, if you're going to plagiarize, at least change a word or two..."

Ohnoki: -_-? ? ? ?

A massive sword aura, hundreds of meters long, slashed towards Grandpa Ban.

"hiss!"

The second male lead was evenly matched with Madara. The huge sword energy was slashing towards Madara, and it was also slashing towards him. Seeing the huge sword energy coming towards him, the second male lead felt his scalp tingle. Such a powerful sword energy, his giant body could not withstand it.

"Hmph! Sage Art: Thousand Hands of the Forest - Top Transformation Buddha!"

Madara, who has truly been resurrected, is incredibly arrogant. He even handles Hashirama Senju's ultimate move with ease, creating a colossal Thousand-Armed Buddha to meet the incoming sword energy.

"Boom!"

"what!"

The massive sword energy did not disappear as Ban Da Ye had imagined; instead, after cutting down the Thousand-Hand Buddha, it continued to slash at Ban Da Ye.

"Ah! Asshole!"

The massive sword energy cleaved Madara in two, but didn't stop there. It continued to split the entire battlefield in two, creating a bottomless chasm in the middle.

"Wow! That's amazing, it's split in two!"

"Where's Madara Uchiha? I just saw him get hit by a knife. Is he dead?"

"Probably! With such a powerful attack, even a god would be cut down..."

The underlings who were still chopping down trees looked at the huge chasm in the middle, which had divided the battlefield in two, and their scalps tingled. Shanks had not disappointed them. He was the center of attention wherever he went. Many people were seeing such powerful swordsmanship for the first time. Compared to Shanks' sword aura, the sword energy that Shanks used to cut down Obito Uchiha was just child's play.

"No wonder they were able to split our Hidden Mist Village in two. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes..."

Following behind the Mizukage, Ao looked at the enormous chasm, his legs went weak, and he muttered to himself. He used to think that the village might have been soaked by seawater for many years, making the soil soft, and that it was just in time to be struck by the sword aura of the Konoha's red-haired girl, which is why it was split in two.

Seeing the sword aura of Konoha's Red Hair cutting down Uchiha Obito before further confirmed his idea. Although Konoha's Red Hair's sword aura was special and powerful, it was not powerful enough to cut their village in half like that, so he thought it must be a coincidence. But now he finally realized that his previous guesses were all wrong. This guy is too beast. He can really cut out such a powerful sword aura.

"Heh! As expected, the most (mouthy) person in the ninja world..."

The Mizukage didn't have that many sighs. Decades ago, even Konoha's Shanks could cut their Kirigakure in half. Such an attack was something even novels wouldn't dare to write. She didn't believe there were really so many coincidences. After becoming the Mizukage, she had always been polite to Konoha because she knew that Konoha had the seemingly unreliable strongest (talkative) existence in the ninja world.

The second male lead, dressed in trousers, stood motionless, staring blankly at the chasm before him. If anyone felt it most deeply, it was him. He had felt the sharpness of the sword energy up close; he had truly felt death brush past him. Could his complete Susanoo withstand such sword energy? Don't be ridiculous! Just a hair's breadth, just a tiny bit more... if that sword energy had been even slightly off course...

"Hey! Handsome, are you alright?"

Shanks looked at the second male lead, who seemed to be developing into a bit of a simpleton, and asked with concern.

"...Damn it! You almost stabbed me!"

After a long while, the second male lead finally came to his senses and sprayed Shanks with saliva. He was so close! Luckily, he hadn't drunk much water these past few days, so he didn't pee much...

831. Uncle Ban is very principled.

"Haha, I haven't been this excited in a long time. I didn't control my strength very well, but I guarantee my sense of direction is right."

Shanks laughed and patted the second male lead on the shoulder, feeling incredibly guilty. He'd been so excited he'd completely forgotten the second male lead was there. He only realized his mistake when he swung his sword. If he'd actually knocked the second male lead down, things wouldn't be good. Kaguya-sama wasn't enough; Naruto alone couldn't handle it. Luckily, the second male lead had an imposing aura about him, and the sword energy just grazed past his feet...

Is he dead?

After calming himself down, the second male lead looked at the now-vanished Ban and asked, "I just saw Ban being cleaved in two by sword energy, but now his body is gone."

"How could that be? If he were that easy to kill, he wouldn't be my idol."

Shanks' Observation Haki detected that Madara was secretly approaching the Ten-Tails.

"But I clearly..."

The second male lead suddenly remembered that when he was attacking Danzo, Danzo revived by self-destructing his Sharingan. Danzo was a powerful Uchiha, so it was impossible that he didn't even know about this forbidden technique.

"boom!"

"Red-haired brat! I have to admit you are the strongest ninja after me and Hashirama. If you were born in our time, you would be the same. However... you are still too green to defeat me."

After Madara's figure appeared above the Ten-Tails' head, he forced himself to put on a show to calm himself down. It was just too damn dangerous. That sword aura seemed to be locked onto him, and he couldn't dodge it even if he wanted to. If he hadn't reacted quickly enough to use the forbidden technique when the sword aura was still 0.0001 centimeters away from him, he would have really been dead. He didn't expect that the red-haired brat's sword aura to be so powerful.

"Haha, idol, you're so annoying! You're praising me so much, it's making me feel embarrassed, but it's also quite enjoyable. The rest of the time is yours..."

Although Shanks was quite pleased with what Madara was saying, he was a low-key person, and praising him in front of so many people was indeed a bit too high-profile. One shouldn't be too arrogant; knowing when to stop is the true principle.

"..."

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat. How could you be being humble? You're clearly trying to get people to keep praising you...

"-_-# Damn brat... Six Paths Ten-Tailed Coffin Seal!"

Madara wished he could slap himself. He knew this kid was sharp-tongued, so why did he have to argue with him? Now he'd been tricked again. After giving Shanks a death stare, he formed hand seals and stuffed the Ten-Tails under his feet into his stomach.

"Wow! You can swallow an idol as big as the Ten-Tails! That's an enormous amount."

Shanks exclaimed in surprise and concern.

"...Bastard, die! Immortal Technique: Yin Release Lightning Strike!"

After his transformation, Madara was incredibly irritable. If he tolerated this bastard any longer, he would become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Looking at Madara's transformed form from afar, Onoki suddenly felt a sense of shared fate. Although this bastard's verbal attacks didn't have as many halos as Naruto's, they always managed to hit their most sensitive nerves, making them very angry.

"Well done! Sage Art: One-Sword Style - Shimada's Basic Attack to teach his son!"

Faced with a series of incoming Sage Art: Lightning Release techniques, Shanks simply delivered a basic attack. No matter how strong they are, he can still deliver a basic attack!

"boom!"

The sword energy clashed with the immortal lightning technique. Madara didn't say a word, and went straight for it with his black stick in hand.

Facing Madara in his true Six Paths Mode, Shanks tensed up, grabbed a piece of dead wood, and unleashed all his Haki to meet him head-on. Madara's true Six Paths Mode was no pushover like Obito's, and it was uncertain whether Shanks could defeat him with Sage Mode and Haki alone.

"Boom boom boom!"

"That bastard has such a strong presence..."

The moment Conqueror's Haki was unleashed in full power, a cheap, low-budget special effects aura descended upon the entire battlefield. The group of henchmen chopping down trees were so overwhelmed by the force that their legs went weak, and those with weaker wills collapsed, blissfully unconscious. Mom no longer has to worry about them having insomnia...

"You little brat! Are you a terrible teammate?! You've knocked them all out, who the hell is going to chop down the sacred tree now?!"

Tobirama Senju, who was clashing fiercely with Madara, roared, "I'm chopping away just fine!" Suddenly, a group of ninjas around him inexplicably collapsed. Their chopping speed was already struggling to keep up with the growth of the Divine Tree, and now this little bastard had betrayed his teammates. Tobirama was so angry that his brain went numb. What had happened to the ninja world decades later? Everyone was so unreliable.

"Oops... sorry, I forgot this is a live broadcast... Holy crap! Idol, you're despicable, you actually dared to launch a sneak attack!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Shanks only realized he couldn't use Conqueror's Haki recklessly after being yelled at by Tobirama Senju, especially since they were all teammates. He had just stopped and was apologetically saying something to Tobirama when Madara hit him in the face with a small black ball, blasting him into the ground and creating a large crater.

"Pah! Pah! Idol, you have no sense of justice! Didn't you see I was really talking to my second uncle? You actually resorted to sneak attacks! How despicable! I've idolized you and been a fan of yours for decades!"

Shanks touched his swollen face. Although he was mostly unharmed, the pain brought tears to his eyes.

"...I'll let you hit me once!"

Madara was a little embarrassed by Shanks's words. Right! He almost forgot that the other party was his fan. How could he treat his fan like that? He, the awesome Uchiha Madara, was not the kind of person who would resort to such despicable tactics as sneak attacks.

"⊙▽⊙！！！！Good! As expected of my idol! Sage Art: One-Sword Style: Three Thousand Six Hundred Troubles!"

Shanks was stunned. He didn't expect Madara to be such a principled person. No wonder he was an idol. He was told to fight, and it would be stupid not to. With his hands covering the withered tree, he unleashed a series of fierce attacks, and thousands of huge sword energies slashed towards Madara.

"grass.....!"

"Boom boom boom boom boom...!"

As the dense sword energy swarmed over him, Grandpa Ban couldn't help but curse. This little bastard was so despicable! He was supposed to get one punch, but this little bastard actually slashed thousands of times with his swords! He was so shameless! He controlled the black circles behind him to turn into protective shields, enveloping himself and withstanding the bombardment of thousands of sword energies.

"Phew...this is so damn difficult."

After slashing through thousands of sword energies, Shanks was exhausted. Looking at the black protective shield that was completely unharmed despite being bombarded by the sword energies, he panted and complained.

The Truth-Seeking Balls' defense is incredibly powerful, even stronger than his Armament Haki. There's no way to fight against them. He realized this when he clashed with Madara earlier. The main problem is that Madara didn't just have one Truth-Seeking Ball, but several, which could change into any shape at will. If it weren't for Madara's amazing Observation Haki, he would have been blown away long ago.

832. The Eight Gates are truly formidable.

Shanks wiped the sweat from his brow, watching the sword energy continue to bombard the protective shield formed by the Truth-Seeking Balls. He shouldered the withered tree and charged in. In a ranged battle, he had no advantage whatsoever; even such sharp sword energy couldn't break through the Truth-Seeking Balls' defense. In close combat, at least he could withstand Madara's formidable Observation Haki and hold his own against him without injury. That reputation was certainly impressive...

"Boom boom boom!"

"Red-Haired Lord is amazing! He held his own against the big boss, Uchiha Madara, in a one-on-one fight!"

"Yeah, yeah! Have you guys noticed that Lord Shanks seems to be putting Madara Uchiha on the defensive?"

"This is a sure thing!"

Shanks and Madara continued their muscular clash in mid-air, drawing enthusiastic glances from the onlookers who relentlessly cast admiring glances at the hard-fought Shanks. Thanks to his Observation Haki, Shanks effortlessly dodged Madara's attacks, while Madara could only withstand Shanks's attacks, creating the illusion to outsiders that Shanks was overwhelming Madara.

"Second Master, Lord Shanks can't hold on for much longer in this situation."

Experts see the details, while laymen just watch the show. As a master of physical combat, Green-skinned Guy saw it clearly. Although Shanks seemed to be dominating Madara, every attack hit the Truth-Seeking Balls, which were incredibly hard and couldn't harm Madara at all. Moreover, Shanks was already panting heavily; it was the first time Guy had ever seen Shanks so exhausted.

"...We can't really help much. Madara, the Jinchūriki, is too powerful. Those little black balls could withstand so many sword energies from Shanks without a scratch..."

After a moment of silence, Tobirama Senju shook his head. Even someone as clever as him couldn't come up with a solution. Moreover, he had never seen Madara in this form before; his power was beyond his comprehension. If Shanks hadn't been there to support them, they would probably have been wiped out.

"There's no other way..."

Green-skinned Kai stretched his body, as if he were warming up in preparation for the game.

"Kai, what are you doing...? You're not thinking of jumping in to take the relay, are you?"

Asuma, watching Greenskinned Guy warming up with practiced ease, said, "We all grew up together and know each other very well. I know Greenskinned Guy is strong; opening the Seventh Gate is enough to instantly kill many powerful opponents. But his opponent is Madara, and even Shanks can only hold his own for now. My friend's Seventh Gate won't be enough unless he opens the Eighth Gate, but opening the Eighth Gate..."

Asma wanted to offer some advice, but seeing his friend's determined look, he couldn't bring himself to say it. As a friend of many years, he should support his friend's dream of taking on the big boss head-on, rather than discourage him.

"Leave it to me! Open the gate, open the rest gate, open the injury gate, close the blockage gate, and open the view gate!"

With a roar, Green-skinned Guy instantly opened the first six gates, and the green light on his body became increasingly dazzling. Powerful chakra was burning within him. At this moment, he had the illusion that he could punch Madara to pieces. However, Green-skinned Guy remained calm and suppressed the idea of ​​directly confronting Madara with the six gates.

"The Gate of Shock... Open!"

Green-skinned Kai held his breath for a full minute before finally releasing his shock. The green light on his body turned into blue light, and the surrounding light became even stronger, constantly crushing the small stones at his feet.

.........

"boom!"

"Kid, you're done for, aren't you? You're quite something to have fought me to this extent in this state. Give up, you can't stop me."