Konoha Drunkard

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The next morning, a message came from the Utatane clan, shocking everyone in Konoha.

Last night, Danzo, the advisor of Konoha's Root, sneaked into Koharu Utatane's boudoir in the middle of the night without any clothes on, intending to cause trouble. However, Koharu discovered him and broke his hand and gouged out one of his eyes! Fortunately, Danzo was later rescued by the Anbu, and the Hokage and advisor Mitokado Homura rushed to comfort Koharu in the middle of the night!

Inside the Akimichi yakiniku restaurant, several ninjas were gathered together, chattering away about something, and more and more people gathered around to listen.

"Have you heard? Last night, Lord Danzo sneaked into Lady Koharu's boudoir naked, intending to do something naughty. But Lady Koharu discovered him, broke his hand, and gouged out one of his eyes!" a ninja whispered.

"What? Is it true?" The surrounding ninjas also widened their eyes.

"Of course it's true. I was on patrol last night, and the Utatane clan was in complete chaos. Even the Hokage and Homura Mitokado had to come out," the ninja said.

"It's true! My teammate is from the Utatane clan. He said that last night he heard Lady Utatane shout 'Danzo! You pervert!' Then he ran over and found Lady Danzo running out of Lady Utatane's boudoir completely naked! His right hand and eyes were covered in blood!" Another ninja chimed in.

"I never expected that Lord Danzo would be like this. He always looks so serious," a minor ninja remarked.

Such scenes occurred in every corner of Konoha, passed down by word of mouth, but the more they were told, the more outrageous they became, with more and more versions emerging.

At this moment, Xiaochun ran to Xiaochun's house in a panic. "Aunt Xiaochun! Are you alright? That bastard Danzo didn't succeed, did he?" This was his father's lover, who was practically his mother. He was furious when he heard that Danzo had done such a despicable thing to his father's lover this morning.

"I'm fine, don't worry!" Xiao Chun looked at Xiao Xiao Chun with relief. All those years of pampering hadn't been in vain. As soon as he heard that something had happened to her, he rushed over. Looking at his messy hair, you could tell that he had just gotten up and hadn't had time to wash up yet!

"Grandma Koharu! Grandma Koharu! Are you...are you alright?!" Big Mom and her family, along with Tsunade, Nawaki, and Tsunade's henchman Jiraiya, all rushed over!

"Hehe, I'm fine, don't worry!" Koharu patted Big Mom's head, while giving Shanks a Tenseigan. It was this brat's bad idea.

"Hmph! Danzo is so despicable! You should break his third leg too!" Tsunade said angrily.

"..." Jiraiya inexplicably clamped his legs together, his whole body turning cold. When he first heard the news, a flash of inspiration crossed his mind, but it was instantly extinguished when he thought of Tsunade's iron fist. Meeting Koharu Utatane would only result in losing an arm and going blind, but meeting Tsunade would mean being childless.

At the same time, I was amazed by Danzo's audacity. He really is ruthless and bold! He always had such a stern face, acting like a gentleman, but who would have thought! You can know a person's face but not their heart! What a beast! What an idol! Just based on Danzo's infatuation with his advisor Koharu Utatane, which is directed at the person and not the matter, he deserves Jiraiya's respect.

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"Hmph! Danzo, that bastard! Perverted old dog! Beast! Worse than an animal! I'm going to settle accounts with that bastard right now!" Konoha's movie star Shanks angrily went to Root to settle accounts with his older brother Danzo.

"Oh no! Tsunade, Jiraiya, hurry and chase after him! Nawaki, go and inform the Hokage!" Koharu, the best female lead, also shouted anxiously.

Tsunade and Jiraiya quickly chased after Shanks.

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At the root of Konoha, Danzo hadn't slept all night, excitedly waiting for his leader to report on the battle results. Not long after, Aburame Ryoma returned, but his expression was not good, and he walked in timidly.

"Lord Danzo... I've already sent out the message, but..." Ryoma Aburame said, looking at Danzo strangely, unable to speak.

"But what? Speak." Danzo said with satisfaction, seeing that Ryoma Aburame was afraid of him.

"However, after the news spread, the villagers weren't very interested in it. Instead... they were frantically discussing something else!" Aburame Ryoma was stunned as he recalled his experience this morning.

This morning, following Danzo's instructions, he went to Konoha to find some villagers and spread the news that Konoha's White Fang had abandoned his mission for his subordinates, causing damage to the village.

"Tch! Lord Sakumo did well. It's just some damage. We have plenty of money in the Land of Fire, what's the rush! I'll tell you something even more explosive." The villagers scoffed, instead telling him about Danzo's intrusion into Koharu Utatane's room, leaving him completely bewildered! Wasn't Danzo with him last night? Was that a clone? He quickly realized that was impossible. Danzo might be a bit dim-witted, but he wasn't brainless. So he hurriedly ran back to report to Danzo.

"Another matter? What is it?" Danzo frowned, holding his teacup. What could be more important than the failure of the Konoha White Fang mission and the heavy losses suffered by the village?

"A rumor has been circulating from who-knows-where... that... last night you sneaked into Lady Koharu's boudoir completely naked in the middle of the night, intending to do something naughty to her, but Lady Koharu discovered you, broke your hand, and gouged out your eyes..." Aburame Ryoma was initially hesitant, but Danzo's death glare made him blurt out everything in a flurry.

"Clang!"

"Damn it! Who spread this rumor?! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him!"

Danzo crushed the teacup in his hand, his face turning from white to red, then from red to purple, and finally to black, shouting angrily! This was defamation of his reputation, and most importantly, he couldn't even stand up to dispel the rumors. He had only ever dared to do such a thing in his dreams, but he would never dare to do it in reality. With this title, his dream of becoming Hokage was shattered! His lifelong dream! After his outburst of anger, Danzo shed two tears.

"Danzo, you old dog! Get out here right now!" At that moment, an angry voice came in.

"Who is it?" Danzo was even more furious when he heard someone call him an old dog. He wanted to see who in Konoha dared to curse him like that.

When Danzo came out with a group of Root members, he saw Shanks staring at him angrily and knew what had happened.

"Shanks, what do you want by coming here shouting like that?" Danzo looked at Shanks with a dark expression.

"What do you want? You bastard, don't you know what you've done? I never thought you would do something so despicable!" Shanks pointed at Danzo angrily and cursed, feeling incredibly satisfied!

"Damn it! I didn't do it, it's just a rumor!" Danzo was equally furious.

"You bastard, you did something and you don't even dare to admit it! If you didn't do it, what happened to your hands and eyes?" Shanks yelled, pointing at his hands and eyes that were bound with gauze.

"..." Danzo was about to burst out laughing. What the hell was he supposed to say? He was going to swallow this shit.

"Speechless now? I'll break your third leg to avenge Xiaochun!" Shanks said, looking ready to attack.

"Captain! Don't be impulsive!"

At that moment, Jiraiya and Tsunade arrived.

Danzo secretly breathed a sigh of relief; his little twig was saved.

"Jiraiya! Don't pull me! I'm going to teach this bastard a lesson! Damn it! How could he do this to his childhood friend!" When Jiraiya got close, Shanks pretended to be pulled by Jiraiya, struggling and cursing.

"Captain... Captain, calm down! Let's wait for the Hokage to come over!" Jiraiya was confused by Shanks about who was pulling whom, but he still tried to persuade him.

Tsunade stared coldly at Danzo without saying a word. She also wanted to rush up and kill Danzo, but reason told her that now was not the time.

"That bastard is Hiruzen Sarutobi's best friend, they're inseparable. When he comes, this bastard will be fine again. Let go of me!" Shanks tried his best to pretend that he was being held back.

"Shanks, I really did it! When Hiruzen and Koharu arrive, I can confront Koharu's side!" Danzo saw that Shanks's expression was genuine.

Could it be that someone really impersonated him and sneaked into Xiaochun's room last night to do something bad? And coincidentally, the place where Xiaochun injured him is the same as the location where he had his transplanted cells and Sharingan.

If he finds out who impersonated him, he'll kill their whole family! Damn it, so he can get his hands on his dream girl! But right now, the most important thing is to calm down the furious Shanks. That bastard's relationship with Haru is even better than his relationship with his best buddy!

"Damn it, I never thought you were this kind of person! Uncle really misjudged you back then! Why didn't Uncle Shimura shoot you, you bastard, against the wall back then!" Shanks took the opportunity to curse for a while longer; such opportunities don't come around often.

At that moment, Nawaki rushed into the Hokage's office, "Uncle Hokage, something terrible has happened! My uncle went to settle scores with that bastard Danzo after visiting Aunt Koharu!"

"What? You go to the Hatake clan immediately and inform Sakumo. I'll take some men over there first!" Veteran actors are just different; every hair on their heads is part of the performance.

Nawaki went to inform Sakumo of the Hatake clan again. After Nawaki left, Hiruzen Sarutobi regained his calm and composed expression and continued smoking his pipe. He planned to let Shanks curse for a while longer before going over.

Within the Hatake clan, Kakashi had already gone to school, while Sakumo Hatake waited quietly in the meditation room, waiting for news of his mission failure and the resulting losses to the village to spread throughout Konoha, so that a group of villagers would come and slander and insult him.

However, he believed he had done nothing wrong. Although the mission failure had wiped out years of the village's hard work, he couldn't bear to watch his subordinates be killed.

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Sakumo Hatake waited at home for a long time, but the area outside the gate remained unchanged.

"boom!"

The gates of the Hatake clan were blasted open, and Hatake Sakumo's eyes dimmed upon hearing the sound. "Is it coming?"

"Uncle Sakumo, hurry... hurry, Uncle is going to settle scores with that bastard Danzo! The Hokage told me to tell you to hurry... hurry and stop him!" Nawaki said breathlessly to Hatake Sakumo.

".....What happened??" Hatake Sakumo looked at Nawaki with a blank expression. He thought the villagers had come to cause him trouble, but it turned out that Nawaki had come to ask him to stop the people. What was Shanks doing looking for Danzo?

"...Don't you know? It's all over the village now! Last night, that bastard Danzo sneaked into Aunt Koharu's room naked, intending to do something naughty. Luckily, Aunt Koharu found out in time and beat him out. I heard his right hand was broken and one eye was gouged out. When we went to see her this morning, Uncle was furious and went to settle accounts with that bastard Danzo!" Nawaki said as he pulled Hatake Sakumo towards the door of the house.

When Hatake Sakumo stepped out of his house, a few villagers came and went, and everything was as calm as ever!

"I heard that Lord Shanks went to settle scores with Danzo! Quick! Let's go see, and hopefully Lord Shanks will kill that pervert!" At this moment, a villager ran over and shouted to the passersby.

"Fine! I also want to see how that scoundrel gets beaten to death!"

"Let's go! Hurry up!"

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Without further ado, a group of people followed the person from before.

"...This is serious! Uncle Sakumo, we should go quickly!" Nawaki said to Hatake Sakumo.

"...Hmm!" Hatake Sakumo was completely bewildered. He never expected that Danzo, the advisor who always had a stern face, would do something like this. It was so unlike him! Could it be... that Danzo was going to take drastic measures? If he couldn't win someone's heart, he would take them down first?

When Hatake Sakumo arrived near Root, the area was teeming with people—ninjas, villagers, and almost half of the members of the various clans. Even his in-law, Yuhi Shinku, was there, along with the Hokage and two advisors from the innermost part of the compound.

"Danzo, you bastard! Pervert! Beast! Koharu is here and you still say it wasn't you! Jiraiya, don't pull me, I'm going to chop this beast in half!" Shanks' furious voice rang out.

Sakumo Hatake glanced over and couldn't tell whether he was pulling Jiraiya or Jiraiya was pulling him; in any case, the two of them were twisting and turning side by side.

"It really wasn't me! Koharu! Say something! It really wasn't me last night!" Danzo felt so wronged that he almost vomited blood, seeing so many people staring at him with disbelief and anger. What kind of mess is this? He was just trying to have fun tricking his best friend, but this mess turned out like this, and he couldn't even clarify the facts.

Xiaochun, who was turning around, glared at him fiercely and turned her head away, looking like she didn't want to talk to him. While silently mourning for her friend, she also felt a little smug. Who told this bastard to pester her for so many years?

"You bastard! Still trying to deny it! You say it wasn't you, but what happened to your right hand and eyes? Don't you dare tell me it's a coincidence! You beast, you did something and you're still not afraid to admit it!" Shanks pointed at his dog's head and started yelling. Shanks had really had his fill of cursing today, doing whatever he wanted to vent his anger.

"It really wasn't me! My hands and eyes were injured two months ago!" Danzo felt wronged and angry as his dream girl ignored him.

Being called a beast in front of so many people! This is the first time he's ever been called that since he was born. If he finds out who made him take the blame, he'll make his whole family look like beasts.

"I've finally seen through you! I never thought we'd all been fooled by your hypocritical facade for so many years! When you're in this business, you have to admit your mistakes and stand up straight when you get beaten. I never thought you'd be in this business for so many years and we have witnesses and evidence, yet you still won't admit it, you bastard!" Shanks pointed at Danzo's dog head and started cursing again.

"...Hiruzen! You have to believe me, I'm not that kind of person at all!" Danzo looked at his best friend.

"...Danzo, it's no use for me to believe you now. Koharu saw you with her own eyes, and your injuries are..." Veteran actor Hiruzen Sarutobi perfectly portrayed the helplessness and anger of being caught between his two friends.

Danzo, seeing that even his best friend wasn't helping him this time, realized that one of his exposed eyes was about to evolve into a piercing gaze.

Suddenly, he spotted Nawaki and Hatake Sakumo who had just entered, and in a flash, he used his god-level technique of diverting trouble to the east.

"Sakumo Hatake! You still dare to come here? Do you know that because you abandoned the mission, the village suffered heavy losses!" With a change in demeanor, the fair and selfless advisor Danzo returned, pointing at Sakumo Hatake with a serious expression.

"Oh! So even Lord Sakumo has times when he fails a mission? I thought it was just me!"

"Tch! Didn't you hear Danzo say that Lord Sakumo abandoned the mission? There must be some reason for that."

"what reason?"

"I heard about it once this morning, but I didn't pay much attention. I only know that Lord Sakumo abandoned the mission to save two of his subordinates, and I heard that the village suffered quite a lot of losses!"

"Tch! How much can the loss be? We in Konoha have plenty of money! If it were me, I would save people first."

"You're right! Saving lives is the priority!"

"........."

After Danzo finished speaking, there was a lot of discussion around him. However, many people just mentioned it casually and moved on. The most interesting thing right now is still the Danzo incident.

Danzo listened to the surrounding discussions, his hands clenched into fists and trembled.

"Don't fucking change the subject, we're talking about your business now! We'll talk about Sakumo later! Do you have anything to say now? If not, I'm going to do it. The villagers are watching!" Shanks knew this old man was up to no good. After saying that, he pulled the deadwood out.

"...I told you, it really wasn't me! Koharu, Hiruzen, Homura, after all these years, don't you believe me?" Danzo looked at his three friends with anger and grievance when his attempt to shift the blame failed.