Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Seeing that it was just two people fighting, the man seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and quickly stepped forward to separate Sherlock and Zhao Weike.

"Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, we're all comrades who fought side by side. It's not easy for any of us. Please stop fighting."

"Bullshit! Captain, don't stop me! I'm going to beat this bastard to death today! Watch me unleash the Thousand Years of Kill Pro Max Pear Blossom Technique!"

It was obvious that even though the captain had come in and tried to mediate the rather childish fight between Sherlock and Zhao Weike, Sherlock had absolutely no intention of stopping, and coincidentally, Zhao Weike on the other side was the same!

"Don't be ridiculous, watch my Great Shift of Heaven and Earth!"

Zhao Weike cursed and casually slapped Sherlock. Coincidentally, whether Zhao Weike's slap was intentional or unintentional, it actually resembled the Tai Chi technique of using the opponent's force against them. As a result, Sherlock was forced to charge towards the captain with the Thousand Years of Death stance.

As the captain watched Sherlock charge toward his vitals, he instinctively did a wide, sideways jump to dodge Sherlock's move, which was arguably a fatal blow.

However, Sherlock, already caught up in the moment, didn't care about anything else. With a turn in mid-air, the Thousand Years of Kill finally hit its target.

Although it wasn't Zhao Weike who was hit.

With a scream, the captain also joined the fight between the two.

Five minutes later, Sherlock and Zhao Weike, their faces bruised and swollen, sat obediently on the sofa in the living room. Opposite them, the captain, whose hat and glasses had long been knocked off and sporting a receding hairline, glared angrily at the two men he had beaten up.

"No, you two are a legendary assassin who saved New York and Night Demon, infamous throughout the world. You're almost a hundred years old combined. How come you fight so dirty?"

Chapter 324 The Captain's Self-Imagination

Honestly, the scene right now should actually be a very serious one.

However, the two couldn't help but laugh when they saw their captain's receding hairline and the way he was grimacing in pain while clutching his butt.

In particular, the fact that the captain's current appearance is almost certainly a direct result of the two of them sitting obediently on the sofa pretending to be well-behaved makes it hard not to laugh.

Seeing the two men's faces turning almost as dark as liver, the captain subconsciously touched his balding head, then gasped from the pain in his butt before speaking to them in an annoyed tone.

"Laugh if you want to! Don't fucking hold it in, you two bastards!"

Hearing the captain's somewhat exasperated tone, Zhao Weike and Sherlock finally couldn't help but burst into laughter. Sherlock even secretly took a whole set of photos of the captain and hid them away.

After finally calming down the pain in his buttocks, the captain solemnly recounted his ordeal and his speculations about Hydra to Sherlock.

This naturally resulted in even louder laughter from Sherlock and Zhao Weike.

Well, as the two culprits, listening to the captain solemnly shift the blame onto Hydra and then completely and blaming them, anyone would probably be unable to hold back, right?

Seeing the two laughing so hard they looked like they were about to collapse, the captain naturally had some doubts. After all, Hydra wasn't the only one capable of doing something like this; Sherlock, who was laughing so hard he could barely breathe, could obviously do it too.

Although the captain didn't see Sherlock at all throughout the entire process.

"No, is it that funny?"

The captain looked at Sherlock, who was laughing through his tears, with a hint of suspicion, and asked Sherlock a question.

Sherlock, on the other hand, acted completely naturally after hearing the captain's question, waving his hand at the captain.

"No, no, no, Captain, I mean, I never imagined Hydra could be this despicable! Hahahaha! I just can't hold it in anymore! We went through so much trouble to capture you, Captain, just to give you a bald head? And draw little turtles on your face?"

Hahahaha, as expected of Hydra, they truly have a wealth of talent! Don't you agree, Zhao Weike?

While explaining to the captain, Sherlock touched the culprit who had drawn the little turtle on the captain's face, the talented Hydra agent Zhao Weike.

Zhao Weike laughed even louder after hearing Sherlock's words. It wasn't that Zhao Weike hadn't received professional training; it was just that reality had made him unable to hold back.

Seeing the two people laughing more and more unrestrainedly in front of him, the captain could only scratch his head helplessly. Although he felt that something was wrong, he couldn't figure out what it was. He could only explain his purpose.

That's right, the captain came to Sherlock to save his bald spot!

Well, you can tell from Captain America's resistance to Sherlock's transformation device during the Battle of New York that he actually still has some idol image to maintain.

Although the Mediterranean rescue artifact from the rabbit's side is barely enough to maintain appearances, it's simply not suitable for intense combat. Heaven knows what the captain has been through lately.

The kind of battle where the captain laughs too hard because the opponent is mocking him so much that he loses his fighting ability is definitely not what he wants.

Rather than trying to subdue the enemy, I'd rather just die!

The captain firmly believes that saving the world should rely on his own fists and shield, not his damn hairstyle!

What the captain found even more unacceptable was that ever since he became bald, every guy in S.H.I.E.L.D. who liked men would always glance at his lower body, intentionally or unintentionally.

Damn it, this hair loss is caused by Hydra, not by excessive male hormone secretion from holding it in for too long!

Honestly, Sherlock never imagined that his casual actions would cause the captain so much trouble, to the point that the captain temporarily put aside his pride and mission to come to him to solve the problem.

Of course, Sherlock wasn't a devil. After hearing the captain's tragic story, he promptly took out the hair growth pills he had prepared and gave them to the captain. Ten pills were neatly arranged in an exquisite wooden box.

"Hair growth pills, the most basic medicine, one pill every two days, and you'll have flowing, shiny hair again in 20 days!"

Upon hearing this, the captain, though puzzled as to why Sherlock would have such a stockpile of pills, happily accepted them. However, due to the psychological trauma left by the mustache pills, the captain cautiously asked Sherlock a question.

Are there any precautions?

"Yes! You absolutely must not cut your hair while taking the pills, and I personally suggest that it's best to talk as little as possible."

What will be the consequences of cutting it?

"You'll go bald, but you'll also become stronger!"

Sherlock spoke with a serious expression, seemingly not joking at all, even though he was laughing hysterically inside.

What kind of precautions could a hair growth pill possibly have? The reason there are precautions is because Sherlock secretly added something to the pill!

That's right, in order to replicate Captain Quality's famous scene, Sherlock decisively added the ingredients of his self-developed Foul Language Pill to the Hair Growth Pill.

This thing was originally invented by Sherlock when he was losing a game with the rabbit and got angry. It was used to verbally attack the opponent. After eating this, as long as you opened your mouth, it would feel like your lips were coated with honey.

Its effects are so powerful that it can guarantee that your parents are still alive and your family tree is still intact when you participate in the battle to protect your parents in an orphanage like Zaun. That's how powerful this thing is.

However, to Sherlock's surprise, the combination of these two seemingly unrelated elixirs produced a side effect.

That means you absolutely cannot cut your hair after taking the elixir, otherwise the hair growth elixir will have the opposite effect, not only turning you into a bald cape-wearing hero, but the effects of the obscene elixir will even be fixed as a permanent effect!

Seeing Sherlock's serious expression, the captain swallowed hard, and with a final struggle, looked in Sherlock's direction and asked him.

"Can't you just use alchemy to make my hair grow back?"

"cannot!"

Faced with the captain's last struggle, Sherlock decisively rejected him, using highly professional reasons such as the various costs of human transmutation and the fact that baldness was caused by hair follicle atrophy to refuse the captain's proposal, successfully fooling the captain.

Seeing that the captain still wanted to struggle, in order to ensure the birth of a quality captain, Sherlock seemed to remember something and asked the captain.

"By the way, Captain, did you arrive last night? I think I saw you when I was drinking at the tavern next door yesterday!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, the captain's expression froze. He decisively gave up the idea of ​​continuing to struggle, and with a forced smile, he stood up, holding the box of pills, and said to Sherlock.

"No, I didn't, you must be mistaken. I just happened to be passing by this morning and remembered I wanted to ask you about my hair. I wasn't here at all last night!"

Seeing the captain's shifty eyes, Sherlock narrowed his eyes slightly, like a little devil, and pressed the captain for an answer.

"really?"

"Of course!"

The captain answered without the slightest hesitation. Of course, if the captain hadn't stood up and prepared to leave (run away) as he said this, it might have been more believable.

Chapter 325 Prelude to the Birth of a Quality Captain

Watching the captain hurriedly leave with the box in his arms, Sherlock finally wore that sly, calculating smile. But when Zhao Weike saw that smile, he felt a chill run down his spine.

It was only then that Zhao Weike vaguely realized what a stupid thing he had done. He had tricked someone and even his ancestors. With Sherlock's unpredictable methods, Zhao Weike could hardly imagine what kind of retaliation he would suffer!

Nevertheless, Zhao Weike still felt a sliver of relief and, with a hint of probing, asked Sherlock in front of him.

"What tricks are you planning to pull on the captain this time?"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's question, Sherlock's smile froze, immediately turning into an annoyed expression. He even rolled his eyes at Zhao Weike before speaking.

"What tricks can I pull off? I can't pull off any tricks at all. The captain is already miserable enough."

Of course, although that's what Sherlock said, there was actually something else hidden in the exquisite wooden medicine box he gave the captain.

Sherlock created an alchemical puppet with twin ponytails, which would automatically activate when the captain took out the first pill. Its effect was simple: it would record everything the captain did after taking the pill.

The period during which he can move freely coincides with the time after the captain begins taking the medication, exactly 20 days. The videos he takes will be directly uploaded to Sherlock's computer at home for Sherlock to view.

In order to ensure that the alchemical puppet could operate at its strongest power for 20 days, Sherlock even used his Philosopher's Stone so that he could film the birth of the Quality Captain in its entirety.

Of course, Sherlock would never tell Zhao Weike any of this.

At the very least, he would never tell Zhao Weike before the documentary "The Birth of a Quality Captain" was completed. After all, this guy had just tricked him and now wanted him to tell him his plans.

Grandma!

Although Sherlock denied Zhao Weike's speculation, it was clear that Zhao Weike didn't believe a single punctuation mark of Sherlock's explanation. Looking at Sherlock's speechless 'performance,' Zhao Weike had the same expression as an old man on the subway.

Sherlock, too lazy to argue with Zhao Weike any longer, decisively pulled out a piece of gold from his four-dimensional pocket. He then activated his alchemy, and the intoxicating golden color on the large gold bar quickly disappeared, turning into a silvery-white metallic color.

However, although the gold had faded, it did not mean that its value had decreased. Zhao Weike recognized what Sherlock had created almost immediately and was extremely surprised.

"Wait? You can create vibranium using alchemy?"

"It's just the most basic equivalent exchange to refine a single element. What can't be created?"

Sherlock was also full of questions about Zhao Weike's doubts, as if everything had happened naturally, without any sense of difficulty. He even rolled his eyes at the astonished Zhao Weike before continuing to speak.

"Stop listening there, come on, let's go to your place for breakfast, then I'll get Laura checked out. Damn it, thanks to you, I have to fix the car this afternoon! My precious vacation!! fxxk!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Zhao Weike seemed not to have reacted yet, and stood up in a daze, following Sherlock outside.

Just as the two were about to push open the door to Zhao Weike's house, Zhao Weike seemed to realize what was happening and pressed Sherlock for an answer.

"Since you can refine vibranium, why haven't I seen you refine this stuff before?"

Sherlock paused for a moment when Zhao Weike asked him a question, as if he had thought of something, and answered Zhao Weike with a twitching at the corner of his mouth.

"First of all, I've never seen vibranium before and haven't analyzed it, so I don't know how to refine it. Secondly, even if I could refine vibranium, I wouldn't want to."

After all, I have no desire to get entangled with a bunch of niggers who pretend to be poor all the time, have the most advanced technology, yet fight in the most primitive ways and adhere to ancient tribal rules.

Zhao Weike was completely baffled by Sherlock's answer. He stared at Sherlock as he pushed open the door and walked into his house, utterly bewildered by what Sherlock had just said.

However, Sherlock's contempt for the so-called Nigger was still clearly palpable in his words, and he muttered a question in confusion.

"When did this kid start being racist? Wait a minute, there were quite a few Black people around last night, and this kid didn't seem to be that hostile towards them."

After saying that, he followed Sherlock into his home with a puzzled look on his face.