Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Sherlock had no intention of explaining anything to Zhao Weike. After all, Sherlock simply couldn't understand Wakanda's actions and didn't want to. After greeting Helen, Sherlock simply sat down at the table as if they were old friends and waited for Helen's breakfast.

Seeing Sherlock with a bruised and swollen face, yet putting on a well-behaved act, Helen couldn't help but smile and served Sherlock breakfast with a smile on her face.

After breakfast, Anna and Mindy were going for a run. Since Laura arrived, she was usually part of the morning exercise routine, but because Sherlock had to examine her, it was just Anna and Mindy this morning.

Of course, the two still took Doro and Tachibana with them, one with Doro on his head and the other with Tachibana on his head, and they seemed to be enjoying it immensely, making Sherlock's mouth twitch non-stop.

As for Laura, when she saw Sherlock walk in with a piece of vibranium, her eyes still held a hint of fear, just like a child seeing a doctor.

However, because of Helen's sunny personality, Laura also changed a lot under Helen's influence. Although she was somewhat afraid, she did not reject it. After breakfast, she obediently sat on the sofa in the living room with Sherlock for three days.

Under the worried gazes of Helen and Zhao Weike, Sherlock also launched the All-Encompassing Analysis on Laura.

The good news is that, based on observations, vibranium does not currently release any metallic toxins that could affect Lara's physical condition. The only thing to be aware of is the impact of the bones on her body tissues.

After all, vibranium doesn't just increase for no reason, but Lara's body organs will grow along with her, which is what Sherlock needs to be careful about.

After conducting a series of examinations on Laura, Sherlock silently began to calculate Laura's growth rate over the past month.

To Sherlock's surprise, according to his calculations, the vibranium he had just created could not meet Lara's bone growth needs for nearly a month.

This made Sherlock look at Helen with great curiosity. Finally, under Laura's blushing gaze, Sherlock asked Helen with a hint of curiosity.

"Has Laura been eating a lot lately?"

Helen already knew about Laura's situation, so she didn't hide it from Sherlock and told him frankly.

"Of course, Laura is at the age where she's growing. A half-grown boy can eat his father's food, and girls develop earlier than boys. It's all normal. I ate even more than Laura back then!"

Chapter 326 The Birth of a Quality Captain (Part 1)

Of course, Sherlock was more shocked by the speed at which a child was growing up; he wouldn't be so outrageous as to criticize a child's appetite.

However, the originally planned monthly physical and skeletal check-up for Lara has been changed to once every two weeks. After all, vibranium bones are not the original bones, and if any problems are not detected in time, it could cause significant damage to Lara.

Helen and Zhao Weike, the new parents, naturally had no objections to this. Laura, on the other hand, was a little unhappy, but that was normal, since what child likes seeing a doctor?

Sherlock, on the other hand, had his own solution. After using alchemy to help Lara adjust her bones, Sherlock took out an alchemical item he had prepared for her.

A glove with disinfecting capabilities!

As long as Lara wears these gloves, they will automatically disinfect the claws during the claw retrieval process. Sherlock was even more worried that Lara's claws might not be properly disinfected after battle, so he specially matched Lara with a pair of leg guards that are strapped to the outside of her thighs.

In addition to its protective function, the leg guards also have a disinfection function. Lara can disinfect her claws on the leg guards after a battle, and then disinfect them a second time when the gloves are retrieved.

Lara was extremely pleased with these items. Although Lara no longer uses her claws to fight, and mostly uses them to help Helen with things like chopping vegetables and opening cans, she still really liked the two pieces of equipment Sherlock gave her after Sherlock explained things like bacteria to her.

Of course, Helen liked it very much too.

After resolving Laura's problem, Sherlock also tried to deal with his damn motorcycle gang, but it was clear that the scum of the PAB drinking society had no intention of letting Sherlock off the hook.

That same night, Sherlock had barely finished repairing his car with vibranium before the members of PAB kidnapped him and took him to a pub. After a forced alcoholic party, Sherlock finally gave up all resistance.

On the one hand, Sherlock felt he couldn't escape, and on the other hand, after three times in a row, Sherlock found that he was no longer so averse to such revelry, so he just let it go.

The only thing that remains is Sherlock's routine of vowing to quit drinking every time he sobers up from a hangover.

To Sherlock's surprise, a full two weeks had passed since the captain took the box of pills, and Sherlock had not received any information or videos from his alchemical puppet.

This made Sherlock wonder if there was something wrong with his alchemical puppet.

What Sherlock didn't know was that the captain hadn't touched Sherlock's box of pills for almost half a month.

As for the reason, it's very simple. The captain hadn't touched the box of hair growth pills that Sherlock had given him for almost half a month. And the reason was also very simple: he had some kind of lingering fear of Sherlock's things.

Whether it's the transformation device at the beginning or that mustache pill later on, Sherlock, or whatever he gives, always manages to come up with something new while ensuring the effectiveness of the product!

Moreover, the captain wasn't entirely lying to Sherlock; he was indeed passing through New York on a mission and that's why he came to Sherlock to resolve his hair problem.

The only thing he might have lied about was the time he arrived at Sherlock's house.

Yes, the captain did arrive at Sherlock's house that night. He originally just wanted to see Sherlock to check on the problem with his head, and also to check on his house and the living conditions of the Black Widows.

As a result, I was inexplicably pulled into a PAB community gathering.

Normally, given the captain's physical condition, drinking ordinary alcohol would be like drinking water for him; he wouldn't get drunk at all. At most, he would just be slightly tipsy, like he was on the beach before.

The captain thought he would just play with these people for a bit and see if he could wait for Sherlock to come home. But what the captain never expected was that these beasts were drinking 96-degree water of life!

You know what, this stuff actually made the captain feel that long-lost feeling of being drunk, to the point that the captain was also immersed in the joyful atmosphere of the drinking club.

As for where the captain slept that night and what happened, don't ask. The captain won't tell you anyway.

After the captain finally completed a mission to eliminate Hydra, he did not take the elixir immediately upon returning to Washington, just as mentioned before.

Instead, after taking advantage of the rare holiday to do a long period of psychological counseling, he took out Sherlock's so-called hair growth pill again half a month later.

After carefully recalling the precautions Sherlock had mentioned, the captain swallowed the first pill almost as if he were certain of dying.

However, to the captain's utter surprise, Sherlock's hair growth pills were surprisingly effective.

After taking just the first pill, the captain felt an itch on his scalp. Then, to the captain's incredulous gaze, hair began to sprout from the bald patch.

When the captain saw the hair sprouting like a seedling breaking through the soil, he almost burst into tears of joy. God knows what he had been through.

However, the captain's smile soon faded, because the damn hair showed no signs of stopping. It actually grew into a mushroom-shaped hairstyle before finally stopping.

Feeling his damn haircut and remembering Sherlock's taboo against cutting his hair for 20 days, the captain originally wanted to comfort himself. However, to his surprise, what he just wanted to say was that the "it's okay" he thought of turned out differently after it came out of his mouth.

"Fuck this, what kind of sissy hairstyle is this? Damn it, if I went out like this, people would think I, Captain America, went to a club to be a bottom! Sherlock, that little bastard, is a shameless, rotten piece of trash..."

Before she could even finish speaking, her mouth, which seemed to have its own thoughts, covered her mouth tightly in surprise, her eyes filled with terror.

The captain even swore that he absolutely did not have the slightest intention of cursing just now!

It was only at this moment that the captain understood why Sherlock had told him to speak as little as possible when he handed over the box of pills.

Damn it, talking too much will only get you beaten up!

However, what the captain didn't expect was that Sherlock's improved hair growth pill had a far greater impact on him than he had imagined. Even more unexpectedly, in a place he wasn't paying attention to, the wooden box containing the hair growth pill silently cracked open, and after a cockroach crawled out, the wooden box instantly returned to its original state.

The entire scene of the captain cursing was captured frame by frame by the Guangdong twin-tailed girl hidden in the shadows.

Chapter 327 The Birth of a Quality Captain (Part 2)

Looking at the exaggerated mushroom-head hairstyle in the mirror, the captain was speechless. After all, given the situation, and based on his understanding of Sherlock, he didn't dare to gamble on Sherlock's character.

After all, no one knows what will happen if they stop taking the medication on their own. The captain even had to suppress the idea of ​​trimming the hair on his sides, which wasn't bald before.

After staring at his mushroom-headed self in the mirror for a while, the captain seemed to lose all color. He dejectedly grabbed a bottle of beer, sat down on the sofa, and stared blankly at the melodramatic soap opera on TV, looking utterly bored with life.

And all of this was captured perfectly by the twin-tailed girl hiding in the shadows.

The captain stayed home for two whole days. On the morning of the third day, the first thing he did after getting up was to run to the bar, pick up a new hair growth pill, and swallow it.

The captain pinned his hopes on Sherlock's hair growth pills to make his hair grow a little longer, even just a little bit, so that it wouldn't be this unmanageable mushroom-shaped haircut.

However, when the captain stood in front of the mirror full of hope, he was still so shocked by his reflection that he was speechless.

Good news, my hair has indeed grown longer and is no longer that unmanageable mushroom cut.

Bad news, although it's not a mushroom head anymore, it's turned into an afro!

Looking at himself in the mirror with a head full of golden afro, the captain couldn't help but laugh.

It turns out that when people are speechless to the extreme, they really do laugh. But for some reason, the captain's smile always gives people a sense of calm madness.

That's right, the captain gave up the struggle. Although the afro was still hard to hold up, the captain had already given up, so he shouldn't have had even the slightest expectation of Sherlock.

Annoyed, the captain grabbed a rope and a comb, and after using a lethal amount of hairspray, successfully transformed his frizzy hair into a neat bun that looked like it had been licked by a dog.

Looking at the fluffy golden hairs that had exploded behind his head, and his own head that seemed to be fixed in a shell, the captain silently found a baseball cap and put it on.

Well, it's still much better than the original Mediterranean look, and that's the only reason the captain could use to comfort himself.

After being cooped up at home for two days, the captain stepped out of his house for the first time after taking the pill. In fact, the captain felt a sense of liberation the moment he stepped out of the house.

With that crazy feeling of being the only one sober in a world of drunks, the captain rode his motorcycle toward his morning exercise spot.

It was still the familiar Lincoln Memorial in the national park, and the familiar running around the fountain. Since the captain moved to Washington, this has become an almost unwavering habit for him.

Unlike when Sherlock and his gang kidnapped Captain America, Captain America, who had been living in Washington for a while, now had his own running buddy.

Yes, it's the Falcon from the movie, Sam Wilson.

The only problem is that, perhaps because the captain has spent too much time with Sherlock, the captain has also picked up some of Sherlock's wicked tastes.

Although Falcon is his running partner, few people can actually keep up with the captain's pace, even Falcon, who is a veteran.

So their daily routine consisted of the captain constantly lapping Falcon while running, and every time he overtook Falcon, the captain would say something to Falcon with a very wicked sense of humor.

"on your left."

However, Falcon is also a very competitive person. Whenever the captain teases him with this phrase, Falcon will get furious and chase after the captain desperately, although he never manages to catch up.

Of course, today was no exception. After arriving at the park alone, the captain had his breakfast of hot dogs and coffee as usual, and then started running laps. Just a short while later, his partner, Falcon, arrived.

Although the two didn't say much at first, they started running in perfect unison. When the captain first approached Falcon from behind, Falcon, who was almost traumatized by the captain being on his left, almost instinctively started roaring at the captain.

"Stop! Don't say it! I don't want to hear it!"

The captain originally didn't want to say it, but under Falcon's provocation, he almost subconsciously wanted to say the classic "on your left" to tease Falcon.

But the captain forgot one thing: he had eaten Sherlock's pills!

What was originally a simple "on your left" turned into something else entirely the moment the captain spoke.

"Watch your left! Nigger! You can't even run as fast as my grandma's electric wheelchair, which can only move one finger! Can you even manage, you little rascal!"

Falcon: "???"

Seemingly stunned by the captain's sudden words, Falcon almost instinctively stopped in his tracks, staring at the captain in disbelief as if he were meeting him for the first time.

His eyes were filled with nothing but disbelief, a feeling akin to the utter disillusionment of suddenly discovering that the protagonist of a children's cartoon he'd watched since childhood was actually a heavy smoker, drinker, and even a womanizer.

The captain was stunned the moment he realized what he had said, his face showing the same astonishment. He almost instinctively stopped and wanted to explain to Falcon that he was not that kind of person.

However, despite the captain's extreme anxiety, that mouth, which seemed to have its own thoughts, still showed no intention of letting the captain go.

The original explanation took on a completely different meaning the moment it came out of the captain's mouth.

"Hey! Nig! What kind of look is that? What? You want me to buy you a watermelon or fried chicken as an apology? Give me a break! Go home and pick cotton with your grandma!"

What? You want to try? Believe me or not, I'll shove your head up your ass and let you really feel what your own 'nigger' is like...