Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

And yet, Sherlock hadn't even told Deer that if we went back a hundred or two hundred years, the road they were currently standing on would be almost completely submerged in excrement.

After all, these old European fanatics are really damn tough and damn honest.

If the same conditions were applied to the rabbit side, they would probably have already risen up in rebellion and played the game of "Are kings and nobles born with special privileges?"

However, it must be said that although the EU is a mess, there is one good thing about it: under the EU system, even traveling eastward from a small country like Luxembourg all the way into Germany, Shylock and Deer Park were never stopped or checked.

There wasn't even a customs checkpoint; the journey was completely unimpeded.

After entering Germany, under the command of Luye, Sherlock headed north towards Hamburg, a city in northern Germany.

The journey was incredibly smooth, so smooth that Sherlock was starting to feel uneasy. In Lu Ye's words, the spiritual essence left behind by the little demon was as conspicuous as a beacon in the darkness, and there was no need to search for it.

It wasn't until they passed through Cologne, Germany, that the appearance of a familiar golden light instantly dispelled Sherlock's unease caused by his recent string of good fortune.

The instant he saw that familiar golden hue, Sherlock almost instinctively slammed on the gas, gripped the steering wheel tightly, and, with bloodshot eyes, drove the vehicle toward that golden hue, amidst Lu Ye's exclamations.

Finally, with a loud thud as flesh collided with metal, Kano closed his eyes in despair.

Chapter 538 You call this thing a mentor?

If Sherlock's sudden outburst and his car hitting the blond, muscular man crossing the street with two ice cream cones had already made Kano feel hopeless, then...

What Sherlock did next almost made Lu Ye's eyes pop out of their sockets.

The instant Sherlock struck the blond, muscular man, he showed no intention of stopping. Instead, he aimed at the spot where the blond man had fallen and drove straight towards him, repeatedly running him over.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Kano felt the car wheels repeatedly running over a person as she watched the woman, who appeared to be the companion of the blond, muscular man with the ice cream cone, run towards her like a madwoman.

What puzzled Lu Ye was that the woman stopped abruptly the moment she reached the car and saw Sherlock sitting in the driver's seat with a ferocious expression.

The anxious look on his face, which seemed like he was about to go crazy, suddenly turned into a strange embarrassment, and he even showed a hint of pity when he looked at his companion who was being repeatedly run over by Sherlock's wheels.

ten minutes later……

Kano stared blankly at the two people sitting in the back seat. The tire marks on the blond, muscular man's face were so bad that he could easily pass for Luffy's dad from the One Piece anime if he put on a cloak.

Most importantly, this thing has a Volkswagen logo printed on its chest, which looks like a tattoo.

What Lu Ye couldn't understand even more was that even in his condition, the blond, muscular man seemed to have only suffered minor injuries, and even smiled familiarly at Sherlock after getting into the car.

As for the woman who seemed to be the blond, muscular man's companion, although her gaze towards Sherlock carried a hint of reproach, it was mostly filled with heartache and helplessness towards the blond, muscular man.

"Thor, son of Odin, the God of Thunder of Asgard. Jane, Thor's girlfriend, and the likely future Queen of Asgard. Deer, my current partner from the rabbit."

Ignoring the bewildered look on Kano's face in the passenger seat, Sherlock gave Kano a brief introduction before turning to Jane and Thor in the back seat, his teeth clenched.

"If I remember correctly, you two should be in Asgard right now, right? Tell me, what wind blew you two to Earth and into Cologne?"

"Don't tell me Loki will let you two leave! I might have believed Loki before, but now I absolutely don't!"

"I'm running away!"

As Sherlock finished asking his question, Thor, on the other side, spoke to Sherlock with a confident and proud expression. After saying this, he even put his arm around Jane's shoulder triumphantly before continuing to speak to Sherlock.

"Tony gave me some money, saying it was some kind of image usage fee or something. I used this money to bring my girlfriend here to have fun, isn't that normal, mentor?"

"tutor?"

Thor's way of addressing Sherlock almost immediately infuriated Lu Ye, who was sitting in the passenger seat. Pointing at Sherlock who was driving with an incredulous look, she turned to Thor and asked.

"You call this a mentor?"

Upon hearing Kano's question, Thor became somewhat displeased. Despite the tire tracks left by Sherlock's 'misdeeds' still bearing marks on his face, he frowned and retorted to Kano, who was sitting in the passenger seat.

"Hey, I don't know who you are, but I can assure you that my mentor is a great person. Even if he's not always reliable, that doesn't stop him from being a good person!"

Luye: "???"

Sherlock: "..."

What could Sherlock say after being forcibly given a "good guy" card? He could only helplessly look at Thor, who was speaking with righteous indignation, through the rearview mirror.

Jane, on the other hand, covered her face helplessly after hearing Thor's words, and secretly drew circles around her temples with her hand behind Thor's back.

The meaning was clear: Thor wasn't very bright, and Kano shouldn't bother arguing with a fool. Sure enough, after seeing Jane's gesture, Kano quietly sat back in the passenger seat.

After dismissing Deerfield, Jane then began to explain to Sherlock.

"Thor and I can't really be considered to have run away. Loki did a pretty good job. Loki and I also reached an agreement that if Asgard needs Thor, Thor cannot refuse. Besides, Thor staying there wouldn't be of any help to Asgard, and might even cause trouble."

As for why I'm in Cologne, it's partly because I'm attending an academic conference there, and partly because Saul and I want to settle down in Northern Europe and plan to visit the region after the conference in Cologne.

The amazing thing is that Jane's answer seemed perfectly reasonable; it was simply a response to the question Sherlock had just asked.

However, this was not the case in the ears of Sherlock and Jane, who both had guilty consciences.

Jane's first part meant that Thor couldn't stay in Asgard any longer, otherwise she was afraid that one day Thor would lose his mind and start arguing with Loki again, finding out that his mother wasn't dead, which would be a real disaster.

The latter half clearly tells Sherlock that she almost knows about Frigga and Odin's faked deaths and has found their whereabouts.

The reasons for choosing to settle in Scandinavia are twofold: firstly, it is far from the United States, and secondly, it is to minimize the channels through which Saul learns about this matter, since the cultural sphere in Scandinavia is more influenced by Russia.

Two people with guilty consciences understood each other's thoughts in an instant by simply glancing at each other through the rearview mirror.

I must say, talking to smart people can be really enjoyable at times.

As for Jane knowing about Odin and Frigga's faked deaths, Sherlock wasn't surprised, since Odin's performance later on was a bit over the top and too hasty.

It wasn't too surprising that Jane discovered Odin and Frigga were in Sherlock Holmes's territory.

After all, the two belong to the rising sun of Broadway. In today's society with such a developed internet, it is not difficult for even two people with some fame to find clues online.

If there was anything that surprised Sherlock, it was that Jane found the two of them a little too quickly.

Seemingly understanding the doubt in Sherlock's eyes, Jane quietly sent Sherlock a link on her phone.

The moment Sherlock clicked on the link behind Thor's back after silencing his phone, he was completely taken aback.

Frigga actually registered an account online? And it's a dedicated account for filming magic videos? Is it not enough for her to fool Muggles on stage with magic tricks? Now she's doing it online?

The most amazing thing is that he has quite a few fans? More than 50 followers?

No? Is that right?

No, wait, what the hell was that bastard who taught this old couple to play online games?

Sherlock scratched his head in annoyance as he looked at the blatant magic on his phone.

Chapter 539 Buzz~~~~

The bad news is that Frigga has become a minor internet celebrity worldwide, and there's even a trend of her becoming popular again.

The good news is that Saul is practically a complete electronics idiot; so far, his electronic skills are limited to making phone calls.

The only thing Sherlock was certain of now was that Odin seemed to really be living off his wife's money. This made Sherlock so angry that tears of envy streamed down his face. As he drove, he looked at Thor, who was sitting in the back seat grinning foolishly, with an extremely complicated expression.

After a long silence in the carriage, Thor seemed to remember something and excitedly asked Sherlock.

"By the way, Professor, what brings you here?"

Upon hearing Thor's question, Sherlock glanced at Deerfield, who was sitting silently in the passenger seat, and after thinking for a moment, he gave Thor a vague explanation.

"To put it simply, the Rabbits have discovered traces of Hydra and confirmed that Hydra has abducted a group of children from the Rabbits. Now we are going to rescue them and destroy a Hydra stronghold along the way."

To Sherlock's utter surprise, upon hearing Sherlock's words, Thor, overflowing with a sense of justice, immediately offered to join in and help Sherlock.

In Thor's words, emotionally, Sherlock is his mentor, and helping Sherlock is his duty; logically, he is also a member of the Avengers, and since Hydra is evil, it is his duty to eliminate evil.

So, for both emotional and rational reasons, Thor wanted to participate in Sherlock's mission, completely disregarding the fact that Sherlock's head was about to explode after hearing Thor's words.

To be honest, Sherlock didn't really want Thor to get involved in the mission launched by the rabbits against Hydra.

On the one hand, it's completely unnecessary. After all, Thor with Mjolnir is arguably the strongest among the Avengers. To put it bluntly, Thor with Mjolnir could challenge the entire Avengers.

Among the entire Avengers, only he himself is capable of challenging Thor. Now, to deal with a mere Hydra, why send out the Avengers' two aces?

Sherlock always felt like he was using a cannon to kill a mosquito for some reason.

On the other hand, this operation also involves the Rabbit side. Putting aside everything else, just considering the complicated situation on the Rabbit side, and judging from the Ancient One's attitude towards the Rabbit side, it's hard to guarantee that there might be something Sherlock doesn't know about.

Thor isn't exactly a human from Earth, so Sherlock still had some reservations.

It's definitely not because Thor is too simple-minded and a reckless man with super strong initiative, absolutely not!

Unable to make a decision, Sherlock could only turn to Kano in the passenger seat, hoping Kano would give him an idea on whether or not to involve Thor, the strongest Avenger.

Lu Ye frowned slightly when he saw the look Sherlock gave him. After thinking for a while, he was about to agree to Thor's joining when Thor interrupted him first.

After expressing his willingness to help Sherlock, the simpleton, seeing that Sherlock didn't respond, thought that Sherlock was worried that he would hold him back, so he beat Lu Ye to it and patted his chest loudly.

"Mentor, don't worry, although Mjolnir was left in Asgard as... uh... what is it?"

"Political symbol..."

Saul stumbled halfway through his speech, but Jane quickly stepped in to save the day, allowing Saul's performance to continue.

"Yes, that's the thing. Heaven knows why Loki used Mjolnir to stamp it. Anyway, it's in Asgard, but that doesn't mean I have no fighting power at all!"

After Jane gave him a reminder, Thor even made a sarcastic remark. However, it was obvious that the three people in the car were a bit shocked by Thor's sarcastic remark, especially Lu Ye, who even looked at Sherlock, who was driving the vehicle, with a slightly puzzled look.

The meaning in his eyes was very clear: Is this 'student' really a prince?

Lu Ye couldn't understand how a prince could be a political idiot. This situation shocked Lu Ye as much as if a black dragon and a phoenix had given birth to a fair and tender little dumpling. The most important thing was that this little dumpling was filled with muscle!

However, it turned out that Kano was still a bit too young, and Thor's next move almost made Kano's jaw drop.

Under the complicated gazes of everyone on the bus, after saying those words, Thor actually reached into his clothes and pulled out a vibrator under Kano's incredulous gaze!

"Although I didn't bring Mjolnir with me, I always carry the Hammer of Forced Growth that you gave me, Master. With this, my combat power is no less than if I had Mjolnir, and it might even be a few times stronger. All I need to do is fully charge the Hammer of Forced Growth!"

As Thor showed off his so-called 'hammer for helping seedlings grow,' he kept trying to untangle the wires wrapped around the 'hammer' to be swung around.

Seeing Thor's confident demeanor, the people in the carriage were momentarily at a loss for how to react.

Jane looked at Thor, who was untying the wires, speechless. After all, the appearance of this thing was really hard for Jane to stand, and Jane did not expect that Thor would be able to carry this thing with him!

Lu Ye was utterly shocked, and his impression of Thor had even shifted from a politically clueless simpleton to a perverted, lecherous prince.

Of course, Sherlock wasn't much better off, since in Sherlock's mind, this unfortunate thing should be in his four-dimensional pocket! When the hell did it end up in Thor's hands?

Sherlock was confused and shocked. He even began to suspect that his four-dimensional pocket was damaged, and he actually pulled over to the side of the road to check it.

However, what happened next made time seem to stand still inside the vehicle for a moment.