Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

After Sherlock stopped the car, Thor finally managed to untangle the wires from his 'forced growth hammer' and proudly plugged the hammer into the 220V socket in the back seat of the vehicle.

As Thor powered up his 'forced growth hammer,' the sound of the high-frequency vibration motor starting to work after gaining power instantly filled the quiet carriage.

"Buzz ~~ ...

Sherlock: (°A°`)?

Luye: (_)……(°A°`)?

Thor: (··?)

Simplified: () ? > w(Д)w

Chapter 540 So, you call this thing a hammer?

The vibration and humming sound wasn't actually that loud, but it was deafening inside the enclosed carriage.

Under Sherlock's smug look that seemed to say, "You two are really playing around," and under Lu Ye's bewildered gaze, Jane unleashed almost the greatest potential she had ever had.

He moved with the speed of Sherlock Holmes on the plateau, almost imperceptibly unplugging the car's power outlet in the back seat. Then, he snatched the 'forced growth hammer' from Thor's hand and shoved it behind his back.

After doing all this, Jane coughed and looked at Thor beside her with a 'reproachful' expression.

"I told you to pack your bags properly! I don't know what you were thinking, how could you bring Daisy's things here? You... wait, Daisy's things are with you? What about Daisy's? Holy crap! Sherlock! I have to call Daisy!"

After saying this, Jane jumped out of the car in a panic, not forgetting to take the damn massager with her.

Watching Jane's hurried departure, Sherlock didn't know what to say for the time being.

how to say?

It would be fine if it were just because the young couple were having a bit too much fun and Thor accidentally said the wrong thing.

What if this really is related to Daisy? Sherlock can only pray that Daisy's boyfriend is supportive enough not to make Daisy have to go back to learning her craft on her own, otherwise the consequences...

Sherlock felt a chill run down his spine just thinking about it.

Although Jane managed to escape the awkwardly cramped space inside the car by sacrificing her best friend's reputation, it was clear that Lu Ye inside the car had no intention of letting Sherlock go.

Don't forget, Thor just clearly told Deer that this unfortunate thing was given to him by Sherlock!

"So, you call this thing a hammer?"

Lu Ye looked at Sherlock with disdain, becoming even more convinced that Sherlock was a definite evil cultivator, and a lecherous evil cultivator from the Hehuan Sect at that!

Sherlock never imagined that his own perverse sense of humor would one day come back to haunt him like a boomerang!

Seriously, if Sherlock knew that one day he would be looked down upon by Deer because of his wicked sense of humor, he would never have given Thor the 'Pulling Up Seedlings to Help Them Grow'.

Even if he were to give it to someone, Sherlock would never make that hammer so inappropriate for children!

Damn it, being looked down upon by that cat, Luye, is even worse than killing Sherlock, a guy whose race is 'dog'!

Sherlock tried several times to defend himself, but he always failed under Deer's disdainful gaze. So Sherlock simply gave up and let himself go.

Despite Luye's disdainful look, Sherlock put on an expression of pride rather than shame. After glancing at Luye, he decisively ignored Luye's question and instead turned to look at Thor, who was still pondering how his precious hammer had turned into a massage stick while sitting in the back seat.

"Thor! Thor?"

After Sherlock shouted a few times, Thor finally came to his senses, looked at Sherlock somewhat awkwardly, and said to him.

"Um, mentor, I might have accidentally brought the wrong one, but it's alright. Even without the hammer, my fighting prowess is undeniable. Mentor, please trust me, I..."

Thor was interrupted by Sherlock before he could finish speaking.

"Don't worry about the hammer. If Comrade Luye really agrees to let you join this operation, I can lend you a hammer temporarily."

But before that, Thor, you need to answer one question honestly. If I remember correctly, I should have taken back the "Forced Growth Hammer." Where did you get this hammer again?

?

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Thor was initially excited, even starting to mentally design the shape of his new hammer. However, after hearing the latter part of Sherlock's words, a huge question mark appeared above Thor's head.

"Of course I got it from Doro!"

Thor answered Sherlock's question with an air of self-evident certainty, but Sherlock and Deer responded to Thor's answer in completely different ways.

"doro?" *2

The same sentence rang out almost simultaneously, but Sherlock's tone was one of utter shock and disbelief, while Kano's tone carried a hint of contempt amidst his disbelief.

Kano naturally recognized Doro, that pink-haired little ball of fur, but Kano simply couldn't imagine why Sherlock would put something so obviously inappropriate for children with Doro.

Little did Sherlock know that he was about to burn out his CPU.

The reason is simple: Sherlock has no recollection of leaving these things with Doro! Damn it, if Laozi finds out, no, not even Laozi, but Helen and Pepper Potts would be in big trouble!

Of course, as much as he was scared, Sherlock could easily figure out how that thing got into Doro's mini four-dimensional pocket! And why did that little Doro keep complaining about being scared and insisting on sleeping with him? It turns out his real intentions weren't what they seemed!

If there's anything Sherlock can't understand, it's that he simply can't understand why Doro would be interested in this custom-made hammer for Thor.

Damn it, it can't be that Doro actually came into contact with something he shouldn't have, right?

As Sherlock was pondering who the suspect might be, he looked up and saw Kano's obviously complex gaze, filled with distrust and contempt.

Most importantly, Sherlock was all too familiar with that look in his eyes.

Helen, Pepper Potts, and even Odin, Frigga, and Laozi all gave Sherlock that look!

Damn it, is that dead cat Kano trying to take Doro's custody from me too?

As for Kano, well, although she had absolutely no intention of fighting Sherlock for custody, for Kano, letting such a cute little Doro stay with such an unreliable evil cultivator as Sherlock was really against Kano's simple and honest values.

Lu Ye was already considering whether he should have his master contact Lao Jun to see if Lao Jun could accept Doro as a disciple, at least to help Doro develop the right values ​​before letting him go back to Sherlock.

Otherwise, Lu Ye was genuinely worried about what kind of impact Sherlock, this suspected lecherous evil cultivator from the Hehuan Sect, would have on Doro. If he actually produced an evil cultivator saintess, that would be a huge mess.

Just as Sherlock and Deer were about to have a heated argument over Doro's custody, Thor timidly raised his hand in the back seat.

"Um, mentor, may I have the option to customize the appearance of the hammer you lent me?"

Sherlock & Deer: _

Chapter 541 Thor's Dream Weapon

Distracted by Thor, Sherlock and Kano, who were originally on the verge of exchanging insults, miraculously lost interest in arguing for a moment. Kano rolled his eyes at Sherlock, snorted, and turned around, crossing his arms and looking out the window with a look of disgust.

As if looking at Sherlock even once would pollute his eyes, he coldly uttered two words in an impatient and contemptuous tone.

"Casual!"

Although Deer's answer neither agreed nor refused, it was essentially the same as agreement to Thor, who immediately began to excitedly describe his 'dream weapon' to Sherlock.

Despite Thor's enthusiastic and animated description, Sherlock's expression grew increasingly strange as he listened, eventually turning into a bizarre look of utter disgust.

Even Kano, who had already given up on the other passengers, turned around in surprise to look at Thor in the back seat, as if he were seeing such an oddball for the first time.

To put it simply, judging from Thor's description of his dream weapon, the shock it gave Lu Ye was no less than participating in a battle broadcast live globally while completely naked!

Even Sherlock, after Thor finished describing what his dream weapon looked like, doubted whether he had misheard or was simply under some kind of illusion, and asked Thor to confirm it with great seriousness.

"Thor, are you sure this is really what you want?"

"Of course, mentor, I've been dreaming of having that!"

Thor's answer was without the slightest hesitation, and his face even showed an extremely obvious expectation, which made Kano feel that he was not crazy enough and therefore out of place with the other members of the car.

After giving Sherlock a look that said "you're a pervert," Kano once again turned his gaze to the window.

Well, I initially thought the Avengers' grotesque appearance during the Battle of New York was due to Sherlock's twisted sense of humor, but after hearing Thor's description of his 'dream weapon,' I've started to question the Avengers' overall psychic abilities.

Sherlock completely ignored Deer's reaction. After all, he himself was quite shocked by Thor's description. After repeatedly confirming that Thor was not lying, Sherlock could only begin to use alchemy to temporarily forge a weapon for Thor with a complicated expression.

For Sherlock, who had analyzed the Mjolnir, creating a modified version of Thor's signature weapon using readily available materials on Earth was not a difficult task.

So, ten minutes later, when Jane opened the car door with a complicated expression, the scene she saw left her completely stunned.

In the back seat, Thor held a magical girl-style object that was hard to describe. He sat upright like a teenager having a fit of chuunibyou, as if he were cosplaying King Arthur at the forefront of a battlefield.

In the front seat, Sherlock and Luye were quite in sync, each covering their faces and looking outside, looking as if they couldn't bear to look at the person in the back seat and didn't even want to admit that they knew the goofball.

The main reason for this situation is the so-called 'dream weapon' in Thor's hands.

How can I describe this thing?

If you call this thing a sword, it has no blade; if you call it a stick, it even has a magical girl-style sword hilt; but if you call it a magical girl-style police baton, it even has a bird head hammer on top!

(Inlaying the bird-head mace from the image below onto the shaft in the image above would basically give you the look of Thor's own weapon design.)

Honestly, Jane was completely dumbfounded when she saw that weird thing in Thor's hand. But what Jane didn't know was that it was Sherlock who was truly dumbfounded!

Because that's what Saul actually said!

“Master, I want a sword, preferably one with a style similar to the one you transformed into when we first met. To be honest, I really like that style. Oh, and I want it to be pink, since pink is the symbol of a warrior.”

Of course, if possible, mentor, I hope my sword doesn't have a blade, but it's best to retain its sharpness, and if possible, I'd also like to have a hammer on it.

"I thought the bird-head-shaped hammer that Mjolnir transformed into was pretty good, you know, mentor. Although my dream has always been to be a Valkyrie, and even now I still yearn for the Valkyrie's sword, I'm still more used to using a hammer."

God knows how distressed Sherlock was when he heard Thor's request. Sherlock even wondered if he had messed with Thor when he first came to Earth, causing Thor to develop some peculiar hobby.

Is this even a normal request?

How could a burly, bearded man with arms thicker than a man's thighs like magical girl style?

Most importantly, this guy seems to genuinely like her from the bottom of his heart? Sherlock didn't understand, Sherlock was shocked, Sherlock even felt that he was starting to admire Jane for being able to fall in love with such a thing.

As for Luye, Luye was completely shocked by Thor's client's demand, which was comparable to "multicolored black." The most amazing thing was that, after a burst of sparks and lightning, Sherlock actually produced this damn "multicolored black."

Lu Ye didn't understand either, and he was also greatly shocked. Especially when Lu Ye realized that Thor genuinely liked the bizarre contraption that Sherlock had made on the spot, Lu Ye even felt that the outside world was really too abnormal.

Originally, Kano didn't understand why the human ancestors on the rabbit's side always referred to outsiders as barbarians, always thinking it was just arrogance and conservatism. But now, Kano understands why the human ancestors always called foreigners barbarians.

Aside from barbarians, no normal person could ever be this insane!

A prince, whose damn dream is to become a Valkyrie! If he actually achieved his dream, the God King would be wiped out!

Most importantly, even if it were cut off, according to the traditions of the Rabbit side, this thing could only be considered a Demon Martial God or a Nine Thousand Years Old at most, and could not be called a Valkyrie, okay?

So much so that neither Deerfield nor Sherlock could bear to look at Saul, who was lost in his own dreams and abstract ideas, in the back seat. This led to Jane seeing what could be described as a world-famous painting when she returned.