Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

It must be said that the Avengers are not only skilled in combat, but also exceptionally skilled in the cleanup and elimination of enemies in the aftermath.

Quicksilver was in charge of the search, Captain America was the laborer, Tony Stark provided technical support, Wanda was the engineering assistant, and Sherlock was in charge of restoration and reconstruction.

In less than a week, Sokovia was restored to its original state by the combined efforts of the five benefactors and the Avengers. Most importantly, because of the Ultron incident, Sokovia was effectively a destroyed country.

Fortunately, this time the matter is not simply a matter of the Avengers or is led by the US, but rather by the Chinese.

For China, helping others should go all the way. After Sokovia was rebuilt, China sent officials almost immediately to begin aiding and rebuilding the entire country. China also joined forces with the other five major philanthropists to develop Sokovia into a special economic zone for them.

Coupled with Sokovia's geographical advantage of linking Eurasia, it is no exaggeration to say that it has considerable advantages in both transportation and the collection and distribution of goods.

With the help of the rabbit, Sokovia, which was originally poor, has made some progress. At least it is no longer like before, where the whole country was living below the poverty line.

Of course, these are all for later.

As for the Avengers, after completing the cleanup of Sokovia and confirming Ultron's death, they prepared to withdraw back to New York.

It was at this moment that the Avengers discovered that Hulk had disappeared without them noticing, along with the fighter jet that Tony had built that could function as a spaceship.

Fortunately, Thor could still be contacted. After running away, he went straight back to Scandinavia to seek comfort from Jane.

Well, when Sherlock threw him into the crowd, it was the first time in his life that Thor felt truly ashamed under the gaze of the people around him.

To be honest, after hearing Jane's words on the phone, everyone in the Avengers had a strange feeling of "our son has finally grown up."

It's really weird!

Chapter 624 Follow-up and Team Building

Putting aside Thor's love-struck mind, the others had also considered searching for the Hulk. Tony even pointed the search ship's radar into outer space, but they still couldn't find any trace of the Hulk or Banner, and in the end, the search was abandoned.

After all, the Avengers' mission is not yet complete. Although the Ultron incident has come to an end, it doesn't mean the Avengers can relax. After all, they still have a huge favor to repay to the Rabbit.

So, after the events in Sokovia, the Avengers had been planning a trip to the rabbit, intending to thank the rabbit for its help in the Ultron affair.

But here's the problem: Ultron's appearance instilled a strange sense of crisis in the black-hearted maggots of the United States, making them extremely wary of the Avengers' attempt to send the entire force to China.

After all, the US has been under constant pressure from China poaching its talent over the past few years, and they haven't even found that damned Earth Defense Force yet, so they can't just stand by and watch the Avengers defect.

Left with no other choice, Tony and Captain America had to go find Sherlock.

After returning from Sokovia, Sherlock was captured by Sister Finch and has been staying at home ever since.

The good news is that, after two failed blind dates, Sister Hua has temporarily given up on the idea of ​​letting Sherlock go and mess with other girls again.

The bad news is that Sherlock felt like the sky had fallen after being dragged back by the ear by Flora, and he finally understood why Flora had been in such a hurry to bring him back.

Damn it, that bastard came up with this idea and actually let Doro go live on stream?

When Sherlock was dragged into the house by the ear by Sister Hua, the first thing he saw was Doro, dressed in a penguin costume, sitting in front of the computer, frantically operating the keyboard and mouse to play games while talking non-stop.

She rattles off phrases like "Gugu gaga," "My sword and shield," "Baba ga," and "Waibi bab," perfectly embodying the image of a teenage internet addict.

Of course, this wasn't the most devastating thing for Sherlock.

What drove Sherlock to the brink of despair was that some bastard had given Doro the idea to play two roles!

Two-headed chibi versions are the norm, while nine-headed chibi versions are the ultimate.

Most importantly, anyone who has watched the live stream knows that the online world is full of perverts. Whenever Doro transforms into a beautiful girl with his ultimate skill, it's a celebration for those perverts.

Video clips of a cute girl version of Doro are circulating all over the internet. Sherlock even found many emails inviting Doro to debut when he was cleaning out his inbox.

Hollywood's eight major film studios are one thing, Sherlock Holmes is another, but isn't it a bit much for Pornhub to send an invitation too?

Upon seeing the invitation in his hand, Sherlock exploded, grabbed his spear, and headed to Pornhub headquarters to demand an explanation.

If it weren't for Captain America, Flora, Tony, Black Widow, and Zhao Weike risking their lives to stop Sherlock, Pornhub might have become history the moment Sherlock saw that invitation.

Of course, the people who are most upset about this are probably not Sherlock, but Captain America and Black Widow.

God knows how much these two were tormented by the trending topics on Pixiv. They never imagined that one day they would be fighting to the death with another source of evil in order to protect this place that is the source of all evil.

It's difficult to evaluate.

Of course, although Sherlock couldn't actually take down P-site because of everyone's obstruction, with Sherlock's methods, messing with P-site would still be a piece of cake.

With the unlimited funds Sherlock created through alchemy, and after a series of god-like maneuvers, Sherlock successfully turned himself into a shareholder of Pornhub in the stock market and made a fortune.

Faced with this bizarre situation, Sherlock was completely dumbfounded.

When Tony embellished the story and spread it to the PAB community, Sherlock inexplicably gained the nickname "SQ Tycoon." What's even more outrageous is that someone actually went to Sherlock, waving money and asking him to help them pimp their favorite P-site goddess.

No, is that right?

Sherlock was confused and shocked. He decided to temporarily put aside the persistent Pornhub issue and shift his attention elsewhere.

Of course, before that, the first thing Sherlock did was to end Doro's path to becoming an internet celebrity, even though Doro was already a million-follower influencer.

Doro was naturally unwilling to accept this and sullenly gave Sherlock the cold shoulder for several days. In the end, it was Sherlock who took the initiative to suggest taking Doro to play with the rabbits, which finally appeased Doro.

That's right. The Avengers tried everything to figure out how to bypass the US and express their gratitude to China, but Sherlock completely cracked their plan with just one move.

In short, it's team building!

We're still using the 144-hour visa-free policy from the Chinese side!

It wasn't a formal visit, nor was it an official itinerary. There was no prior notice, and in order to make the trip more like a relaxed 'team building' event, family members were even allowed to bring along.

Putting aside Falcon and Rhodes, who don't want to be associated with the Avengers at all for the time being and are obsessed with being big shots in Area 11, Thor (love-struck version) who is obsessed with Jane's embrace, and Banner or Hulk whose whereabouts are unknown, the rest of the group is still very much looking forward to this trip.

It's worth mentioning the family members. Captain America was all alone, while Wanda, Quicksilver, and Vision were a family of three. Tony, as usual, brought Pepper Potts, and even Hawkeye brought his wife and three children.

The situation was a bit special for Scarlett Johansson, though; her mother actually approached Dr. Helen Zhao!

Seeing the thriving relationship between Black Widow and Helen Zhao, Sherlock was momentarily at a loss for words.

Of course, when it comes to the largest family group, it has to be Sherlock. The Zhao Weike family of five, plus Doro and Hua Jie, make up a team of seven people, which can be called the largest family group.

Most importantly, after determining the number of people to go, Sister Hua, Helen, and Little Chili stayed together and discussed something.

Sherlock initially thought it was just a woman's anticipation of travel, but when everyone rushed to the airport on the day of departure and saw two figures who should absolutely not have been there, Sherlock realized he was still a bit too naive.

Damn it, Sister Hua actually managed to get Tiffany and Anya to come over!

After everyone boarded Tony's private jet, Sherlock was completely distraught.

On Nima's left was the dashing and incredibly handsome Tiffany, and on his right was the innocent and adorable Anya Taylor, who even had a touch of naivety. Sherlock sat obediently in the middle, becoming the focus of the entire plane like a pathetic punching bag.

Most importantly, Tiffany was a man, and she and Anya were each holding one of her arms!

Sherlock was truly too afraid to move an inch.

I really didn't dare to move an inch!

Chapter 625 Sherlock's Shura Field

Ever since the plane reached the stratosphere and passengers were able to move freely inside the cabin, the entire cabin has been enveloped in a strange and eerie atmosphere.

The women gathered together, seemingly discussing gossip and cosmetics, but the glances they kept giving Sherlock clearly proved that this so-called discussion was just a pretense.

Nima's attention was entirely on Sherlock.

The men were even more outrageous, each with a wicked grin on their face and almost everyone holding a bottle of beer, openly staring at Sherlock, who sat in his seat like a statue.

He looked exactly like he was using Sherlock as a drinking companion! After all, nothing is more enjoyable than watching that little bastard have his fun.

Especially Wanda and Quicksilver, who had just been ravaged by Sherlock, looked at Sherlock with undisguised schadenfreude. Only Vision looked puzzled as he gathered around the ladies, occasionally frowning and asking them questions.

As newly born silicon-based life forms, the emotions of the three people not far away, who were the focus of attention, were far too complicated for Vision to understand. He just didn't know why, every time he asked a question, the women would let out a suppressed laugh, as if they were very excited.

As for Sherlock, who is the focus of the entire cabin?

Honestly, Sherlock was regretting it terribly at this moment. If Sherlock had known that things would turn out like this, he would have dared to write his own name backwards if he had even stepped out of the house!

Well, as a member of the army of scoundrels, Sherlock never imagined that one day he would stumble and fall into someone else's scoundrel's trap, facing such a chaotic scene today.

With trembling fingers, he pulled a cigarette from his pocket. The next second, Tiffany, sitting to Sherlock's left, handed him a lighter, while Anya, to his right, offered him an ashtray.

When these two things appeared in front of Sherlock, he could even smell the ozone in the air that had been ionized by the electric sparks!

(Fun fact: Smoking is actually allowed on airplanes, but for safety reasons, it's generally prohibited on commercial airlines. However, this rule does not apply to private planes, so please do not imitate it.)

Sherlock almost trembled as he lit his cigarette with the lighter Tiffany offered him. He then took Anya's ashtray, took a deep drag, and let the nicotine calm his mind, which was almost boiling over from the chaotic scene before him. Only then did he helplessly speak to the two people beside him.

"No, I just want to know why you guys are on this plane that's supposed to be for the Avengers' team building trip!"

"Hiking on a plane!" *2

Tiffany and Anya spoke to Sherlock almost in unison, but after saying this, they glared at each other across Sherlock.

Sensing the increasingly tense atmosphere between the two, Sherlock was at his wits' end. He pointed at Anya and said to her.

"You go first!"

Seeing that Sherlock had chosen her, Anya gave Tiffany a smug look before explaining to Sherlock with a touch of pride.

"I have a fashion event and a movie promotion event at Rabbit's place. I originally planned to take a commercial flight, but after seeing Sister Hua's post on WeChat Moments, I casually asked if we could save a little money, and it's much more comfortable than taking a commercial flight."

Anya's answer was perfectly reasonable, even revealing a touch of girlish naiveté, and subtly implying to Sherlock that she was a woman who valued practicality.

Upon hearing Anya's words, Tiffany rolled her eyes in annoyance and even imitated Anya's charmingly naive manner. Only when Sherlock's gaze turned to him did she revert to her previous gentlemanly demeanor.

"It's nothing. There was a last-minute issue with the plane at home, and I had to go to Rabbit's place for some business. I just hitched a ride on their plane. Little brother, there's no need to be so stingy, is there?"

Unlike Anya's naive charm, Tiffany, even now that she's a man, still retains the domineering aura of a mature woman. As she spoke, she even gently stroked Sherlock's cheek with her fingers. Combined with her tomboyish appearance, it didn't seem out of place at all.

Sherlock, on the other hand, was startled by Tiffany's actions and instinctively took a step back before rolling his eyes at her in annoyance.

"Tiffany, watch your manners. You're a man now, after all."

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Tiffany did not back down; instead, she became even more proactive in 'attacking' Sherlock.

"It's nothing. After all, you're the one who turned me into a man. If you want, you can turn me back into a woman right now. And I don't mind if something happens between us here."

At this point, Tiffany paused, like a little fox who had just stolen some cream, and poked Sherlock's arm with her finger before continuing to speak to Sherlock with seductive eyes.

"Of course, if you don't mind my current gender, staying like this isn't out of the question~"

Sherlock: (°A°`) ? ? ?

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