Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

What a fucking scumbag, degenerate, rotten asshole pervert!

Sherlock's mother couldn't even translate the profanities that Luye sent him into English; it just goes to show that Chinese is far too dominant when it comes to online arguments.

Too lazy to pay attention to Luye, and ignoring Luye's disdainful gaze, Sherlock decisively put his arms around Tiffany and Anya on either side, and casually gave Luye two middle fingers.

Seeing this, Lu Ye's blood pressure was about to rise, and he completely lost control of his facial expressions. With Tiffany and Anya looking completely bewildered, he gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves, and wanted to have a go at Sherlock in the airport.

If it weren't for his apprentice Zeyu desperately holding him back, the airport attack would probably have been the front page news in China the day afterward.

Seeing that Luye had broken down, Sherlock finally smiled with satisfaction. Without saying a word, he pulled the two of them out of the airport and into the car that Rabbit had arranged, heading towards the city center.

Unlike before, this time Sherlock did not choose to stay at a hotel officially associated with the rabbit. Instead, he went with Tiffany to a hotel that was not open to the public. Anya also benefited from Tiffany's hospitality and stayed at this hotel.

To be honest, it's really good to be rich, especially in China.

At least in China, people with money can really eat their fill. Unlike foreigners who rely on the scarcity of ingredients, people in China rely on skill, time, and labor costs in processing ingredients.

Compared to the more than ten days it takes to prepare a dish like rabbit, the scarcity of ingredients in foreign dishes is just a source of amusement.

Anyway, Sherlock ate to his heart's content. He even looked at the night view of Beijing from his hotel room, which was just like the one in City A in the novel, and then took a nice bath before falling asleep.

The next morning, Sherlock was dragged out of bed by Tiffany and Anya and shoved into a car to an office building while still half asleep.

Anya temporarily took on the role of Tiffany's secretary, following Tiffany into a conference room in the office building to begin the meeting.

Sherlock did not follow them inside. Normally, Sherlock could have stayed in the reception area until Tiffany and Anya finished their meeting and came out, but that was not the case in reality.

While Anya and Tiffany were meeting with the people from the Rabbit's side, a large group of people arrived in front of Sherlock, and the leader was none other than Dashi, whom Sherlock knew quite well.

Seeing Luye, who was following behind the Great Master as a security guard and looked very unhappy, the unruly Sherlock became even more unruly, and pointed at Luye with a sly, hooligan-like manner, saying to the Great Master.

"Great Master, I suspect this guy intends to harm me. I request a change of security personnel!"

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Faced with Sherlock's hooligan-like appearance, a vein slowly appeared on Da Shi's forehead. He suppressed the urge to beat Sherlock up and gritted his teeth as he spoke to Sherlock.

"Sherlock, we have limited time. In order to prevent the US from discovering anything, everyone here is actually here under the pretext of negotiating with Tiffany."

So I suggest you behave yourself while you're at it, otherwise I really wouldn't mind telling Nezha where you are.

You see, he was recently subjected to Chi Nian's Earth Gate Secret Technique: Housing Price Crash, and now all he can think about is stringing you up in a big skewer!

Chapter 628 Nezha Goes Mad

Upon hearing Dashi's words, Sherlock's expression changed almost instantly. He decisively abandoned his hooligan demeanor and followed Dashi and the Rabbit's officials into the conference room with a serious expression.

However, what Sherlock didn't notice was that after hearing the words of the Great Master, Lu Ye's eyes lit up like light bulbs, and a mischievous smile even appeared on his lips.

After a whole morning, Sherlock emerged from the conference room completely exhausted.

Using his position as a "stable boy," Sherlock had a friendly and cordial exchange with Asgard and the Rabbit's officials in the conference room, and also thanked the Rabbit for providing cover for the Avengers during the Ultron incident.

Both sides reached a satisfactory plan for the future and decided to carry out in-depth cooperation and development to jointly build the most solid defense system for global security.

In other words, Sherlock thanked the rabbits for their help, and the rabbits replied that he was welcome and hinted that Sherlock could pursue a deeper collaboration.

Sherlock agreed with Rabbit's idea, bringing in several technical cooperation projects for Tony and also helping Tiffany's project to be successfully launched.

Tiffany, who was in another conference room, probably never imagined that when she came to Rabbit's place to discuss business, the final decision would not be in her hands, but in the hands of Sherlock who was accompanying her.

Of course, even if Tiffany knew, she probably wouldn't react, since in her mind, it would be a problem if Sherlock didn't have this ability.

Aside from Tony's several mutually beneficial projects, Sherlock and the rabbit actually only reached one major consensus.

The rabbits acted as the Avengers' eyes and ears among the Five Good Men, and continued to provide them with assistance and cover to a certain extent. Sherlock promised that the Avengers would never harm the rabbits' interests, and even gave them a big gift for this.

What? You mean Sherlock gave the rabbit a big gift?

Is a complete set of blueprints for an aerospace carrier and a partially operational, damaged version of the aerospace carrier enough?

What? You're asking where Sherlock got all these things?

The design blueprints were originally obtained by Sherlock during the Battle of New York when he scanned Black Egg's space carrier. They had been stored in Sherlock's mind ever since, and he even made some improvements to them after the interstellar travel.

As for where that so-called "damaged" version of the space carrier came from...

This brings us to the gullible black marinated egg.

Do you remember the look on Tony's face when he came back from repairing Hawkeye's tractor, as if he'd just eaten honey poop?

The truth is, what Tony saw in Hawkeye's barn was not only Hawkeye's broken tractor, but also Black Egg, who had disappeared since S.H.I.E.L.D. was destroyed.

Inside the barn, Black Egg told Tony some things.

Although he has retired and S.H.I.E.L.D. has disappeared, he still has a space carrier that can take off, and he has handed over ownership of the space carrier to Tony.

He also promised Tony that if needed, he would bring the last of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s personnel to activate the spaceship and help the Avengers in battle.

However, while Black Egg's plan was excellent, he overlooked Sherlock's abilities and war potential.

It's likely that Black Egg never imagined that the guy who used to be able to be manipulated by Coulson could now bring in five great philanthropists and single-handedly evacuate all of Sokovia's 'hostages' without sustaining any injuries.

That's why Black Egg's final plan wasn't used, but the space carrier became Sherlock's target after Tony told him about it.

Most importantly, when Sherlock and the people from the rabbit's side came out of the conference room, both Sherlock and the rabbit's side felt that they had hit the jackpot.

The Chinese side got all the technology for space carriers for free, and even got a space carrier that could take off.

Even if this thing is not applicable to China in essence, the technology involved can still enable China's technology to make a leap forward, and may even allow them to understand some of the secret technologies of the United States.

As for Sherlock's side?

Sherlock believed that he had made a huge profit by trading a dilapidated ship that was no longer of great importance and the technology used to build it for the Avengers' future security, intelligence, and even a way out.

Both Sherlock and the rabbit were quite satisfied with this.

If we had to say who was dissatisfied with this negotiation, it would probably only be Black Egg, who completely lost out.

Of course, it's not without its advantages. At least, with operations far away in Europe, the new S.H.I.E.L.D., led by Coulson, won't be discouraged by Black Egg's inhumane actions.

To be honest, black-braised eggs are a real rip-off without any warning.

On the surface, she handed over everything at S.H.I.E.L.D. to Coulson, but secretly she's been hiding a whole host of good stuff, leaving Coulson's side in a tight spot.

Sherlock's actions can be seen as him standing up for Black Egg in this instance.

Logically speaking, the Avengers' purpose in coming to the rabbit's side should have been fulfilled at this point. All that's left is for Sherlock to return to the hotel and hold a video conference with the others to explain the situation.

But reality is often just that messed up.

When Sherlock returned to the hotel with Tiffany and Anya, he had barely lay down on the large bed and taken out his phone to browse videos when the list of trending topics gave him a bad feeling.

Seeing the word "explosive" following the entry "I encountered the Avengers in various places," Sherlock's bad premonition began to grow stronger.

When Sherlock initiated the video conference and finished explaining everything, his premonition finally came true.

Tony: "Sherlock, tell me the truth, do you have some kind of enemy on the Rabbit's side? Last night, in the middle of the night, when Pepper and I were eating skewers by the roadside, a kid with two buns in his hair ran up to me and asked if I knew Sherlock."

Captain: "You ran into him too? I was just a kid with two buns in my hair who came up to me and asked if Sherlock had come or not."

Black Widow: "I met her too."

Hawkeye: "+1".

Wanda, Quicksilver, and Vision: "We met too, but we met at school."

Sherlock: ...

Hearing the Avengers point out one by one that he might have encountered Nezha, Sherlock swallowed hard.

However, before Sherlock could say anything, Zhao Weike's call came in, almost instantly interrupting Sherlock's video conference.

"Sherlock, what did you do? Just now, a kid with two buns in his hair rushed into the hotel room on two burning circles and kidnapped Doro!"

Helen's going crazy, and I have no weapons to stop that flying child! Laura..."

Zhao Weike was about to say something when Sherlock interrupted him, rubbing his temples.

"Alright, that's enough, Lao Zhao. You guys can relax and enjoy your trip. Doro is safe. I know that guy!"

"I fucking know you know him! Before that kid kidnapped Doro, he left a message telling you to find him in some kind of museum! I'm just curious about what you've done!!!"

Chapter 629 The Reason for Nezha's Madness

Hearing Zhao Weike's words, Sherlock was somewhat helpless. How the hell was he supposed to know what Chi Nian had done to make Nezha go crazy like this?

Logically speaking, given Nezha's assets, even if Chi Nian really used the Earth Gate Secret Technique to cause a housing price crash on Nezha, moving Nezha's river-view luxury apartment to the Northwest and turning it into a mountain view, it shouldn't have made Nezha so angry.

As for movies?

Although that thing did have some impact on Nezha's image, it was still money for Nezha himself, so it shouldn't have made Nezha so angry.

Could it be that her mother, Chi Nian, actually used the Golden Core Technique on Nezha?

If that's the case, the one who should be strung together first shouldn't be me, but Chi Nian!

But when Sherlock searched, he found that Chi Nian was perfectly fine, hiding in the guild hall and not at all at risk of being strung up by Nezha.

Sherlock simply couldn't understand what was wrong with Nezha's side.

Sherlock wanted to call Kano to ask what had happened, but he also felt that if he called, Kano would be the first to betray him, leaving Sherlock in a dilemma.

After much deliberation, Sherlock finally decided to send a message directly to Laozi, asking him to rescue Doro.

After all, no matter how unruly Nezha is, he can't escape Laozi's control. The only problem is that Sherlock's message has been sent, but Sherlock doesn't know which Laozi will kidnap Doro.

Hopefully it's not that grumpy Laozi from Henan, otherwise Sherlock feels his butt might be in danger of getting a beating.

As for Nezha? Sherlock felt that as long as his 'friends and family' didn't reveal his whereabouts, he should be safe.

Sherlock couldn't care less what madness Nezha was going through!

After happily sharing this in the group chat, Sherlock casually tossed his phone into his four-dimensional pocket and cheerfully ran off to the hotel restaurant to continue his culinary adventure.

To be honest, Sherlock really enjoyed the food this time he came back.

Aside from the ingredients that would land him in jail, Sherlock tried almost every kind of kung fu dish.

The next day, he even dragged Tiffany and Anya to visit some attractions around the capital. However, compared to Tiffany and Anya, Sherlock wasn't very interested in those attractions.

After all, they'd already played all the Sherlock games, so this time it was purely to broaden the horizons of the two foreigners.

During his stint as a tour guide, Sherlock actually began to understand what people online were saying about how taking friends to the Forbidden City too many times made them feel like they were turning into eunuchs.