Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

After a full day of sightseeing, Sherlock even thought that this 144-hour trip would end uneventfully, but an unexpected incident still occurred the next day when Anya and Tiffany dragged him to the movie event.

Or rather, it shouldn't be called an accident, but rather retribution.

When Sherlock followed Tiffany and Anya to open the door to the event's lounge, he saw a person less than 1.5 meters tall, dressed in trendy clothes, with two buns in his hair, standing in the center of the lounge looking at him with a sneer.

The moment Sherlock saw that figure, he knew it was doomed.

Amidst the shocked and bewildered gazes of Tiffany and Anya, Sherlock decisively took the initiative, raising his fist and lunging at the 1.5-meter-tall figure.

That's right, the person who appeared here was none other than Nezha, who had been holding Sherlock captive for several days.

Nezha was stunned as he watched Sherlock charge at him, fists clenched.

Good heavens, before he could even say anything, Sherlock had already made his move? Isn't this a complete rebellion against Heaven? Enraged, Nezha was so furious that he immediately raised his fist and started fighting Sherlock.

As for Tiffany and Anya on the other side, they were stunned. When they opened the door, they saw a 'child' standing inside. They even wanted to ask if it was someone's child who had gotten lost.

In the blink of an eye, Sherlock was seen swinging his fists and wrestling with the child.

Most importantly, the way these two fought was like that of thugs, throwing punches at each other, making it impossible to tell that Sherlock was actually the alchemist from the Avengers.

Of course, the reason this happened was because the two of them tacitly kept quiet. After all, a movie was still playing not far ahead, and if they didn't keep quiet at all, the movie theater might have been smashed to pieces by the two of them.

Fortunately, Anya, being a movie star, reacted quite quickly to the situation. The moment the two started fighting, Anya immediately closed the door to the dressing room, and Tiffany also immediately adopted the demeanor of a family head, trying to minimize the impact of the incident.

On the contrary, Sherlock and Nezha, after fighting each other for a while, finally stopped, their faces bruised and swollen, panting heavily.

Sherlock finally understood why Nezha was so relentlessly causing him trouble.

Ultimately, it all came down to the issues with my two scripts.

As we all know, Nezha, a demon who has become a god, is a being born of nature and has no parents. Although there is indeed a Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, Li Jing, in the Heavenly Court.

However, this Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li has absolutely no relation to Nezha; in fact, in terms of rank alone, Nezha is far superior to him.

The concept of 'parents' is essentially just an interpretation of folk myths.

The entire guild's leadership and the Heavenly Court knew about this, but because of the portrayal in these two movies, those newly born demons who were unaware of the truth actually believed that Nezha had parents!

That's not the most crucial point. The most crucial point is that this group of people not only combined folk tales with stories from movies, but also directly appointed two great fathers for Nezha.

One is Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, who is his biological father; the other is the pagoda in the hands of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, who is the pagoda father!

If it were just that, it wouldn't be so bad, and Nezha wouldn't be so intolerant.

However, some unscrupulous person took advantage of the movie's popularity to launch Nezha-themed merchandise in the club.

That's right, it's Nezha's "Tower Father"!

Most importantly, this "Tower Father" has a similar ingenious function to the genuine "Exquisite Seven Treasures Demon-Suppressing Tower" in Li Jing's hands.

Li Jing's tower is essentially a prison, and the surrounding area that appears in the guild hall is actually the spatial sphere that Lu Ye used to imprison fairies.

Nezha could accept having such merchandise, but what he couldn't accept was that this thing had become so popular that someone was trying to use it against him while he was carrying out a guild mission!

Most importantly, he can't even find out which bastard made this thing!

She wanted to mobilize the guild's resources to investigate, but was completely shut down by Director Yudi's statement, "They didn't break any rules." So she could only vent her anger on Sherlock.

Of course, it's impossible to say for sure whether Nezha was actually injured by the Earth Gate's ultimate technique that caused the house price to plummet, which is why he focused all his attention on Sherlock.

Chapter 630 The deal with Guanyin: Nezha is the bargaining chip!

After hearing Nezha's explanation, Sherlock was speechless. He even suspected that Nezha was only thinking of taking revenge on him because he had suffered from a housing price crash.

Of course, aside from these seemingly unreliable reasons, there was another rather plausible reason urging Nezha to come and find Sherlock.

I need the script!

What kind of script are you looking for? Either Nezha 3 or Luo Xiaohei 3 is fine, I'm not picky about Nezha!

But Sherlock was completely stumped by Nezha's request. How could he possibly know what the next plot would be about these two old men? Damn it, these two movies hadn't even been released when he time-traveled! How could Sherlock possibly know what was going to happen?

He could only try to find a way to gloss over the matter and said that he would give the script to Nezha before he went back.

As for whether Sherlock can produce the script before going back?

Grandma!

Sherlock didn't have a script at all; he was just trying to stall for time and run away if things got too bad!

Although the matter with Nezha was resolved, Anya and Tiffany began to have doubts. After all, just a second ago Sherlock was fighting with that child, but the next second they were sitting together and talking earnestly about something.

More importantly, although neither of them spoke fluent Chinese, they did at least hear the word "script".

Seeing that Sherlock seemed to be alright, Tiffany and Anya cautiously approached to ask what had happened.

Most importantly, the way these two looked at Sherlock was very strange; their concern and care didn't seem like acting.

Anya is alright, after all, she's a woman, so her behavior can be described as romantic. But don't forget, Tiffany is a man now!

With Nezha's abilities, even if Tiffany acts like a tomboy, Nezha can still tell Tiffany's gender at a glance.

The moment the two came closer, Nezha's gaze towards Sherlock changed slightly.

No longer was he as unguarded as when looking at his brother, but as wary as when looking at an enemy. Especially when he saw Tiffany's concerned look towards Sherlock, Nezha jumped three feet high and, amidst Sherlock's terrified gaze, covered his buttocks and rushed out.

Nezha was so fast that Sherlock couldn't stop him and could only watch as he charged forward.

I wanted to call or message Nezha to explain, but I found that Nezha had blocked all my contact methods!

???

Seeing the prominent red exclamation mark on his phone, Sherlock collapsed to the ground, tears welling up in his eyes.

Why the hell do I feel like I've been having a terrible run of bad luck ever since I met Ultron? And this time, coming to the rabbit's place is just the worst of the worst! Can it really be that I'm getting my comeuppance for doing too many wicked things?

Damn it, I used to be the one dealing with Nezha, but now I'm actually feeling the same powerlessness Nezha feels when facing me?

Putting everything else aside, with Nezha's damn chattering personality, Sherlock could easily imagine what his reputation in the guild would become!

For a moment, Sherlock's gaze toward Tiffany was exceptionally complex. Tiffany, on the other hand, was completely unaware of what had happened. After seeing the complicated look in Sherlock's eyes, Tiffany tilted her head and asked Sherlock.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"It's alright, you guys go ahead with your work, I just need a little peace and quiet."

Sherlock opened his mouth several times, wanting to say something, but in the end he could only shut up. He waved to the two of them with a tired look on his face, and sat down on the sofa in the lounge with a dejected expression, secretly lamenting that he had been tricked by Sister Hua and Little Chili.

Seeing Sherlock's bizarre appearance, as if "the whole world has lost its color," Anya and Tiffany wanted to comfort him but had no idea what had happened.

In addition, the movie was almost over, and the staff had started urging Anya to go through the formalities, so the two of them could only walk outside, looking back every few steps.

Sherlock had no intention of attending Anya's event, as he was more concerned about his reputation with the Rabbit than Anya's activities.

Sure enough, not long after Anya and Tiffany left, Da Shi called directly.

Sherlock knew what the Master wanted to say even before answering the phone, so before the Master could speak, Sherlock quickly explained his own question as if he were a typewriter.

“Great Master, I know what you want to say, but I just want to tell you that you should never believe what that bastard Nezha says. I don’t like men. Tiffany was in a deal with me. She was a girl, and I used alchemy to turn her into a man. I don’t like men!”

The Great Master: "..."

The call had barely connected when Sherlock launched into his explanation, leaving Dashi with no chance to interject and forcing him to remain silent.

After a while, Sherlock still hadn't heard any response from the other end of the line. He looked at his phone with some confusion, and after confirming that the call was still going on, he continued, puzzled.

"Great Master? Are you still there? Hello? Did you disconnect?"

“I’m here. You don’t really need to explain anything to me. After all, Tiffany’s name hasn’t changed, and their family is quite well-known in the US. You can figure out a lot of things with just a little bit of association…”

Sherlock: "..."

This time, it was Sherlock's turn to remain silent.

Seeing that Sherlock had fallen silent, the other monk smiled and spoke to Sherlock.

"How about we make a deal? I'll help you control Nezha's side, and you find a way to bring the space carrier back to Rabbit's side as soon as possible, how about it?"

Upon hearing the Bodhisattva's words, Sherlock's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something, and he agreed to the Bodhisattva's suggestion almost without the slightest hesitation.

"No problem! By the way, Master, could you use the 'Tower Father' I made to suppress Nezha?"

"can."

"Okay, no problem!"

Sherlock's previously depressed mood instantly turned cheerful. After making an appointment with Dashi at a time and place, he immediately hung up the phone.

He turned around excitedly and made a direct call to Tony. After obtaining the address of the spaceship where Black Egg was hiding from Tony, Sherlock hung up the phone with a strange expression.

What do you mean?

Sherlock knew that Black Egg was a scoundrel, but he never expected that Black Egg would be this scoundrel!

It's said that S.H.I.E.L.D. was entrusted to Coulson, but in reality, the assets Coulson received from S.H.I.E.L.D. were almost negligible, and he even had to take the blame for Eddie Redmayne!

You'd never guess where that black-haired guy hid that space carrier!

Right under Coulson's nose!

Europe!

Ermao!

Chapter 631 Nezha's Father!

As it turns out, Nezha's contact with a scoundrel like Sherlock was too short. If it had been the Avengers or someone who had been in contact with Sherlock for a longer period of time, they would have known one thing.

If you find out about Sherlock's embarrassing moments, the best approach is either to laugh at him to his face and then have a good fight with him, or to pretend you don't know and quietly take that embarrassing moment to your grave.

Aside from these two methods, if you neither want to argue with a scoundrel like Sherlock nor keep things quietly to yourself, but instead want to publicize it extensively...

Well then, my darling, you're about to witness the utterly awful actions of a scoundrel.

Take Nezha for example.

This guy had barely arrived at the guild hall and hadn't even had a chance to spread rumors about Sherlock when he was directly suppressed by a towering figure that was at least eighteen meters tall.

一个由足足九层，一共9832个宽度为两米的钢卷，以1:3:9:27:81……这样的等比数列堆砌起来的庞然大物，被夏洛克命名为‘金门奥义哪吒他爹’的巨大钢铁之塔给硬生生地压在了下面。

It's no exaggeration to say that if Nezha wanted to get out from under this thing, he would either awaken a spatial ability on the spot and swallow it whole, or teleport out, or he would awaken an earth ability and dig a hole.

Besides, even if Infinity came, it would be somewhat powerless to face such a behemoth.