America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

However, the fact that Bruce Banner only halted the research project instead of declaring it a failure gave Norman considerable confidence.

Norman Osborne knew perfectly well that he was no match for Bruce Banner. If Bruce Banner declared the project a failure, he couldn't possibly revive it.

It seems like it's been a long time since we've heard anything about Bruce Banner.

Norman reads every issue of the science journal, and used to often see Bruce Banner's papers that broadened his understanding. Now that there are no Bruce Banner papers to read, Norman finds the science journal somewhat boring.

Chapter 86 Does anyone care about the turkey's feelings?

The exam paper was finished, but it couldn't be handed in early, so Liqun idly twirled his pen. He glanced at the time; there were still more than forty minutes left in the exam.

Dr. Otto, the proctor, was also bored. He stood on the podium and scanned the room, not letting anyone's little movements escape his eyes.

Seeing the carbon pen spinning back and forth on Li Qun's fingertips, Dr. Otto felt as if he were watching a magic show.

Students performed magic tricks for him, which made things less boring.

Li Qun endured until ten minutes before the end of the exam, by which time most students had finished answering the questions, and his submission would not upset others.

The exam schedule at Midtown High School is as follows: important subjects are tested first, and elective subjects are tested last. Today is the first day of midterm exams; we had English and Science. Tomorrow we will have Math and History.

Li Qun considered his review complete after flipping through the textbook once; the high school content wasn't too difficult.

After the exam, all the time is for self-study. As long as you don't disturb others, you can do whatever you want, even spend time in the library.

During self-study, Li Qun continued to study math problems, engrossed in his math book and dictionary. Peter glanced at Li Qun's desk and realized he understood Li Qun's book even less.

How do those words make up a sentence?

Peter was very confused.

Bruce Banner told Li Qun that before studying other subjects, one must first master mathematics. Otherwise, if one studies other subjects with poor math skills, after a month or two, one might find that one has actually been studying a mathematical problem that a math major could solve in a single day.

Dr. Otto's failure lay in his miscalculation, which led to him being labeled as flawed.

Letters of recommendation are needed to get into good universities, and schools will provide them for students with excellent grades. He and Peter will most likely receive letters of recommendation from Dr. Otto. However, Li Qun doesn't really want Dr. Otto's letter of recommendation; he has better ones.

Dr. Bruce Banner's letter of recommendation is definitely better than Dr. Otto's.

Using Dr. Banner's recommendation letter to get into a good university carries certain risks; General Ross might come knocking on the door with special forces. However, this is exactly what Dr. Banner hopes for, so that he can personally greet General Ross and resolve the conflict between them.

The thought of General Ross leading his army into the university campus for "national security" made Dr. Banner eager to make a big splash and hopefully give General Ross a friendly hug.

Bruce Banner became much more cheerful after coming to Kamar-Taj "Magic University" to study sorcery.

With exam week over, Li Qun spent his weekend, as usual, studying and practicing teleportation spells. Li Qun's goal was to cast spells with his mind, without needing to use a slingshot or hand gestures.

The Great Sage Huangfeng was simply too powerful, and Liqun was hoping to defeat him using teleportation magic.

The Samadhi Divine Wind whips up a sky full of yellow sand; even the Great Sage himself would have to suffer a setback.

Li Qun's idea was to use teleportation magic to forcibly change the terrain and disable Huang Feng Da Sheng's "sandstorm" property.

Refining the use of teleportation magic to a high degree of precision is also one of Li Qun's goals. He can open a teleportation portal in front of himself for defense, reflecting Huang Feng Dasheng's attacks back; the teleportation portal can also be used to direct his own attacks at Huang Feng Dasheng's face.

Despite being blocked by Huang Feng Dasheng, Li Qun was not worried at all, because there was no use in being anxious.

It would be extremely unreasonable for the Great Sage Yellow Wind and the Yellow-haired Weasel Spirit, who had cultivated for thousands of years, to be defeated by Li Qun, a young man who had only practiced martial arts for less than a year, by relying on the Ruyi Jingu Bang in just a few exchanges.

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Norman Osborne did not get a proper rest after returning home; he spent his days participating in charity events organized by different people.

As Thanksgiving approaches, New York City capitalists are unanimously demonstrating their compassion by donating turkeys or distributing Thanksgiving gifts.

Osborn has decided to distribute 2,000 turkeys to low-income families in New York City, hoping they can have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

"Peter, thank you for the invitation."

Steve Rogers put down his newspaper and looked at Peter Parker.

“Johnny, you must have a lot of people inviting you to celebrate the holidays, right?” Peter asked.

"Yes, but I declined all other invitations."

"You're not going to reject me too, are you?" Peter asked worriedly.

“I’m thinking about it,” Steve said.

“I looked up the origins of Thanksgiving in the library, and I felt I should spend the day of mourning with the Indigenous people.”

Thanksgiving in the United States is known as a "National Day of Mourning" among Native American communities.

“It makes me feel so guilty to say that,” Peter said, rubbing his forehead.

The first Puritans to celebrate Thanksgiving in history gave thanks for God's protection, celebrated survival and the harvest, and expressed gratitude for the selfless help of the Indigenous people.

"Liqun told me a lot of Thanksgiving hellish jokes."

Peter did not smile.

Peter couldn't smile until at least Thanksgiving was over.

"Does Lyon's family celebrate Thanksgiving?" Steve asked.

“No.” Peter shook his head.

"They have their own holidays."

"Johnny, come and celebrate Thanksgiving with us! This day is actually a reason for us to have a family gathering."

Steve sighed.

Thank you for your kindness.

"However, I still have to refuse you, Peter."

“Uh… okay.” Peter was a little disappointed.

“Ms. Sharon next door also invited me to her house for Thanksgiving, or rather, her aunt’s house,” Steve said.

“Her aunt lives in New York, and her parents live in Washington,” Steve added.

“It’s fine.” Peter nodded.

“I feel like we like each other,” Steve said.

"So, will you get married?" Peter asked.

"Probably?"

“But it’s too early to think about marriage; we haven’t even officially become boyfriend and girlfriend yet,” Steve said.

“You must invite me to your wedding,” Peter said.

"of course."

Peter had come to visit Steve over the weekend for this very reason, but since Steve would be spending Thanksgiving with Sharon Carter, he decided not to bother him.

When Peter returned home, Aunt May told him that John Wick and Helen would be spending Thanksgiving with them.

"I completely don't understand why we have to eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Is turkey even tasty? Nobody likes eating turkey, right?"

Tony Stark's voice came through the television, and Peter silently agreed with him.

"The fate of turkeys is truly tragic. All the turkeys on farms are destined to be eaten by Americans on Thanksgiving Day. Does anyone care about the feelings of the turkeys?"

Peter walked up to the television and watched the interview program intently. Tony Stark on the show was incredibly outspoken.

Chapter 87 Thanksgiving Gifts

The topic of conversation at lunch today was turkey.

"Frozen turkey is definitely not good, but fresh turkey isn't much better."

"Of course, this is a roasted turkey made in the traditional way."

“Fortunately, my grandfather improved the way he makes roast turkey, and now I’ll teach you the family’s secret roast turkey recipe for just $10,” Li Qun said to Peter, Gwen, and Harry.

Today is Monday, and the teachers of each subject are announcing the midterm exam results one by one during class. Harry got away with it without any major setbacks, Lillian still got a perfect score and ranked first, and Peter was still second.

“For Thanksgiving, I’ll be going to Uncle Jefferson’s house with my dad, and I’ll symbolically eat one wing of the roast turkey,” Gwen told Liqun.

Jefferson was George's former partner, and in previous years Gwen and her father would also spend the holidays with Jefferson's family.

I have 10 dollars.

"I have it too."

Peter and Harry each handed over a $10 note, which Li Qun accepted.

"First of all, the size of the turkey is very important."

"When buying turkeys at the supermarket, choose freshly slaughtered turkeys over frozen ones that are piled up like mountains."

“For a family of five, supermarket sales assistants might recommend buying a 15-pound turkey, but a 12-pound turkey is enough. Too big and you won’t be able to finish it, too small and there won’t be enough to share. A 12-pound turkey won’t leave too much food, and there won’t be a situation where there isn’t enough to share,” Li Qun began to explain.

“That’s right. Last year I ate turkey sandwiches for a whole week, it was awful,” Peter interjected.

"Isn't that a bit of an exaggeration? A week is actually just five days of school, and only lunchtime," Gwen complained.

“Doesn’t the thought of having to eat turkey sandwiches for lunch make you feel like your whole day is ruined?” Peter looked at Gwen.

“I’ve never had a turkey sandwich before,” Gwen said.

“Let’s get back to cooking the turkey,” Li Qun said.

“I think the best part of Thanksgiving turkey is the turkey broth with mashed potatoes,” Harry said.

“I’m sorry, my grandfather’s modified recipe doesn’t produce much turkey broth; he locks all the turkey juices into the meat,” Li Qun said.

"Before putting the turkey into the oven, we need to marinate it. This step can be done the night before Thanksgiving. Marinating it in the refrigerator overnight is enough to make the turkey flavorful."

"The stuffing inside the turkey can be made according to your own preferences or Thanksgiving traditions. The sauce served with the turkey can be either traditional cranberry jam or hot sauce. I personally prefer to take a bite of hot sauce followed by a bite of sweet and sour cranberry jam."

Peter took out his notebook and started taking notes.

“I’ll write down the detailed recipe for you later, Harry, don’t worry,” Li Qun said to Peter, who then put the notebook away.

"Thanksgiving turkey is all about keeping its surface intact. Making cuts on the surface of the turkey to let the flavors penetrate would be considered impolite. So, you have to make the cuts from the inside of the turkey. The cuts can't be too big or too deep, or they'll cut through the turkey. This step is probably the most difficult of all."

"If you're not good with a knife, you can use a toothpick to pierce the turkey and use the tip of the needle instead of a knife."