America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes

“I mean, I’m stupid,” Harry said.

"How do you know the pipes contain lead?" Stephanie was as sensitive to chemistry questions as ever.

“Because the water coming out of the lead pipe is sweet,” Li Qun replied.

“This is an old problem, anyone who has lived in New York City for a while knows it,” Gwen said.

Has anyone become dumber after moving to New York?

“I feel like I’ve been affected,” Li Qun said.

Li Qun saw someone waving at their table from across the street, and upon closer inspection, he realized it was Wade.

Wade and Frank led Yelena and Lisa across the street to the coffee shop.

Chapter 353 Cyber ​​Attack

"Golden Desert Eagle! The most important exhibit at this gun expo!!"

"Not just one, but a pair!!"

"It's a pity we can only look but not touch," Wade said with great regret.

"Don't touch it if you can't afford it," Liqun joked.

“The people at the expo are so stingy. They should let everyone who bought a ticket touch their golden Desert Eagle,” Wade said.

"Is it really a Desert Eagle pistol made of gold? Can a gun made of gold even fire?" Peter asked curiously.

"who knows?"

“If I could touch it, I might be able to answer your question,” Wade said.

"Why aren't there any pictures of the Golden Desert Eagle?" Gwen asked.

“No photos allowed,” Wade replied.

“What exhibits do the big companies have?” Harry asked.

“What big company?” Wade asked Harry Osborn with a smile.

“Stark, Osborn…” Harry said.

"Hammotech's new pistol, they've added an electronic screen to the pistol to display the number of rounds, it's a bit fancy."

"Neither Stark nor Osborne had any firearms on display. I guess as the first and second largest defense contractors, they have weapons that are even more lethal than firearms."

"The future trend of weapon development is unmanned, using inanimate machines to kill living people," Wade said.

"There are also some firearm concept images at the expo, such as laser guns and electromagnetic guns... Do you know the principles behind these weapons? If you do, you can develop them first and seize the market."

“We don’t develop weapons,” Peter said.

"Don't we also have cyberattacks on the internet? Have you ever been attacked?" Wade asked.

“Yes, it’s true. The ‘Spider Cave’ built by Liqun is frequently attacked,” Peter said.

"How do we deal with cyberattacks?" Wade asked.

“Currently, the technical methods used in cyberattacks are not particularly complex. We can find the source of the attack and take specific targeted measures,” Li Qun said.

"So that's how it is. No wonder you made me beat that guy up that day." Wade nodded at Li Qun.

"What? Li Qun, who did you have Wade beat up?" All eyes were on Li Qun.

"I confess, I dug out the mastermind behind the attack on 'Spider Cave' and sent Wade to teach that guy a lesson."

“Wade was very careful; that guy was just scared,” Li Qun said.

“What is this?” Peter asked.

"That resolves the conflict," Gwen laughed.

“More than once,” Wade said.

“I only let you beat me up once,” Li Qun said to Wade.

“Some people are particularly despicable. They see that your website is well-made and well-run, so they want to sabotage your website and extort protection money from you.”

"It's already good enough if you just knock the nose off this kind of person and don't break his legs," Li Qun said.

“I’ve seen people swearing online. Liqun, if you were swearing at someone online, you wouldn’t go to their house, would you?” Harry asked.

"Let's see how he curses," Li Qun said.

"You really want to go to their house?" Peter's eyes widened.

“Have you seen the recent news? Two people won ten million in the lottery. After claiming their prize, they used the winnings to hire people to beat up those who had insulted them,” Li Qun said.

“I’ve seen the news,” Peter said.

“Cyberbullying is also violence,” Li Qun said.

“But we can’t fight violence with violence,” Peter said.

“I know. But I haven’t been in a good mood lately, I’m feeling quite angry,” Li Qun said.

"The weather is too hot, causing excessive internal heat in the heart, lungs, and liver, which has thoroughly burned Li Qun's kidney essence," Wade said.

“Mr. Wade, what are you saying? I don’t understand a word.” Stephanie looked at Wade.

“That’s a term used in Traditional Chinese Medicine,” Wade explained.

“I have a friend who’s always burning with anger. He likes to solve all problems with violence. If Li Qun continues like this, he’ll soon only know how to solve problems with violence too.” Wade looked at Li Qun.

“I didn’t see any sign of anger in Li Qun,” Gwen said.

“He’s from Aurora, and when you clearly see him display anger, you’ll see a dragon flying in the sky,” Wade said.

"Liqun reflects on himself three times a day."

“I didn’t. You’re referring to what Confucius said in his chat logs, which doesn’t mean every Aurora person does that,” Li Qun said to Wade.

“But Dad knows how,” Wade said.

"Dad is too traditional."

“I’m different. If I want someone to die in the middle of the night, that person’s body will float down the East River at dawn,” Li Qun said.

“There are also children here.”

Wade turned to look at another table where Lisa and Yelena were eating oversized ice cream.

“The traditional virtue of Aurora is ‘I will not attack unless attacked,’ and my father is the same. However, my father is the type who will not retaliate for ten years, while I am the type who will retaliate all day long.”

"There's such a difference? I'm the same all day long." Wade took a sip of his drink.

Peter's phone vibrated, and when he answered it, it was Uncle Ben calling.

"Oops……"

Uncle Ben hung up the phone, and Peter looked rather grim.

"What did Uncle Ben say?" Li Qun asked.

"The Daily Bugle's website has been attacked, and the hackers have altered all the content on the Daily Bugle's website."

“We have to go there now,” Peter said.

"I knew this would happen. Jameson is always criticizing Spider-Man, so it's normal that he got messed with."

"Peter and I are going to the Daily Bugle; dinner won't have to wait for us..."

Li Qun smiled and got up, following Peter out of the coffee shop and heading towards the Daily Bugle.

"Aren't you going?" Wade asked, looking at Gwen and Stephanie.

“I’m in finance, she’s in customer service, we don’t handle technology,” Gwen replied.

“I’ll check out the Daily Bugle on my phone.” Harry took out his phone and checked the Daily Bugle news website.

"Stephanie, how is your brother?" Wade asked Stephanie.

“He took the new medicine my dad made, and his body has changed a lot. I don’t know if this is a good thing or not,” Stephanie said, her brow furrowed.

"Is it your brother who's upset that you don't trust your father?" Wade asked.

“Yes,” Stephanie sighed.

“The side effects of the medicine are also very obvious. You just said that Liqun has a heaty effect, but I feel like my brother is on fire all the time. Apart from my father, anyone who gets close to him will get burned.”

“You would have gotten burned too if you hadn’t brought him to the movies with you today,” Wade said.

“Just burn me, he’ll burn everyone when he comes,” Stephanie said.

“Back in our day, we’d get whipped with belts for those rebellious kids,” Frank told Wade.

“Yeah, where do all these problems come from? A good beating will fix it.” Wade nodded in agreement with Frank’s idea.

“Dad, have you ever thought about hitting me?” Lisa asked.

“When you called the police last time saying your mother was going to hit you, I thought about it then. Luckily, that officer was humane, otherwise…” Frank said.

“Don’t forget your family while you’re busy with work. Lisa really needs to improve her family education,” Wade said to Frank.

“I’m married, I have a family to support, there are gains and losses,” Frank told Wade.

"Doesn't my ex-wife send you Yelena's child support every month? You can use it."

“Yelena said she wants to go to college, so we need to save the money,” Frank said.

“Have you considered that Yelena’s sister will also pay for her college tuition? There’s no point in you saving up,” Wade continued to persuade.

Chapter 354 Climbing the Stairs

"here you go!!"

Jameson patted Li Qun hard on the shoulder. The Daily Bugle news website was back up, and in some places it was even better than before the attack.

“They definitely won’t let this go,” Li Qun said.

“Then do something, you’re the experts,” Jameson said.

“Mr. Jameson, are you going to stay here with us all night? Maybe until one or two in the morning,” Li Qun said.