America: A Prodigy of Stereotypes
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Two hours later, the five people were resting by the dining table, the whole room filled with the smell of hot pot.
"Eating hot pot is so satisfying! I wish I could eat hot pot every night!" Harry said, patting his bulging belly.
"My weight loss plan has been interrupted again," Gwen sighed.
"You need to eat well to have the energy to lose weight," Li Qun said to Gwen with a smile.
"I need to open the window." Stephanie got up to open the window to let in some fresh air.
“The neighbors will be drooling from the smell,” Gwen joked.
“Let’s invite Mary Jane next time,” Peter suggested.
"Let's do it next time."
When is the next time?
“Liqun, when are you and Dr. Banner going to hell?” Gwen asked.
“This sounds like Lillian and Dr. Banner did something horrific,” Harry retorted.
“Dr. Banner didn’t want to interfere with my classes on the weekend,” Li Qun replied.
……
……
"Liqun, can you feel it? The memories remaining in the Ruyi Jingu Bang."
Within the mysterious magic array, golden magical power flowed through the Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff), and the seal characters on the staff emitted golden light.
Li Qun reached out and grasped the golden cudgel, his eyes tightly closed.
“I can feel it.”
The "will" remaining in the Ruyi Jingu Bang gradually seeped into Li Qun's mind, and Li Qun carefully experienced the spells and moves that the true owner of the Ruyi Jingu Bang used to perform.
The Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff) vibrated and emitted a buzzing sound, making it difficult for Liqun to hold onto it.
"That's enough. If you keep waking it up, it will slip out of your control." Dr. Banner stopped the memory awakening ritual.
Li Qun wore a gold monkey-face mask, and his entire body was covered with a gilded cloud-patterned armor that clung to his body. His dark blue robe sloped down from his right shoulder, and his waist belt had a beast-head ring in the center. His trousers hung down, trimmed with dark gold embroidery.
The linen traveler's outfit that Huang Feng Dasheng gave to Li Qun also underwent a miraculous transformation, revealing the true form of the traveler's outfit to Li Qun.
“Looking like this, no demon in hell would dare to look down on you,” Dr. Banner said to Li Qun.
Li Qun raised his arm and examined himself. Even his fingers were completely covered in golden armor. The gilded armor rose and fell with his breath, as if an indestructible body had been forcibly forged on his body.
"We can set off now."
Li Qun and Bruce Banner entered another magic circle, while the mage Lao Wang helped activate it from outside. They were going to be teleported into the Hell dimension.
"Hey Bruce, be careful, don't open the gates of hell when you come back," Old Wang warned Banner.
"This isn't my first time encountering hell, don't worry."
Crimson light emanated from the magic teleportation array, and Li Qun and Bruce Banner disappeared in the center of the array.
Chapter 396 I've unlocked a cheat code, family members!
When Liqun and Bruce Banner descended into the Hell dimension, their battle with the demons began.
Bruce Banner and the Hulk swapped control of the body, and the Hulk appeared in Hell.
Green flames of rage began to spread throughout the hell dimension, replacing the sulfurous hellfire.
Bruce Banner appeared as a spirit beside Lillian and Hulk, guiding them to Mephisto's castle, the Lord of Hell.
"Hell is a collective term for many evil dimensions, and these evil dimensions all love sin and evil souls."
Bruce Banner explained the knowledge of the Hell Dimension to Li Qun. In Mephisto's Hell Dimension, low-level demons surrounded them. Li Qun extended his Ruyi Jingu Bang and swept it horizontally, turning swarms of low-level demons into blood mist.
"The throne of Hell hangs empty. Every ruler of every dimension of Hell claims to be 'Satan,' but none dare to sit on the throne and become the real 'Satan.'"
"Time flows differently in the Hell Dimension than in our real world. We can stay here for months, but only a few hours will have passed when we return to Earth."
"Dr. Banner, how did you know that the devil we're looking for is the same Satan from hell who turned Dracula into a vampire?" Li Qun asked.
"In Dracula's castle, I saw several paintings in which Dracula recorded his past experiences."
"He participated in a war, which he believed was won due to God's unfair judgment. He was on the verge of death on the battlefield, and he made a deal with the devil to save his soul..."
“As far as I know, the guy who loves making deals the most is Mephisto,” Bruce Banner said.
Hulk Punch!!
Hulk slammed down a punch, wiping out hundreds of low-level demons in front of him.
"It's so noisy," Hulk said.
In this hellish dimension of sulfur and fire, countless souls suffer eternal torment, their chilling screams echoing through the space.
"Dracula is dead, so has his soul come here?" Li Qun asked.
“You’re right, we’ll see him again.” Bruce Banner smiled.
"Banner, over there, it's bad."
Using his sixth sense, Hulk pointed Bruce Banner in the right direction.
“Vampires and werewolves in the real world have many origins, and the beings that created them all like to give them similar abilities and weaknesses,” Banner told Liqun.
"It feels like all the students in the class are copying the homework of a good student. They keep copying the same things and don't have any original ideas," Li Qun complained.
"Can we move a little faster? Hulk hates hell," Hulk said to Li Qun with a stern face.
“Hulk, you can jump high, I’ll catch up with you,” Li Qun said, turning to Hulk.
"Can you fly now?" Hulk asked Li Qun.
“I’ve unlocked a cheat code; I can fly really fast now,” Li Qun replied.
"Let's try to catch up with Hulk!!"
Hulk leaped up and soared into the blood-red sky.
Li Qun brandished his golden cudgel and leaped into the air, pushing off with his foot in mid-air before flying into the distance.
The moment Hulk landed, Li Qun was already beside him.
“Show Hulk how you fly, Li Qun,” Hulk said.
"that's all!"
Li Qun leaped into the air, leaving a trail of golden light behind him, and flew into the distance.
"Hulk wants to fly too!"
Hulk leaped up again, chasing after Li Qun.
“See that? That’s Mephisto’s palace,” Bruce Banner reminded Lillian and Hulk, making sure they didn’t stray from the path.
"Yes, Hulk saw it."
"Hulk wants to smash this palace."
"Don't do that, Hulk."
Li Qun returned to the ground and walked with Hulk toward Mephisto's magnificent palace. The palace's architectural style reminded Li Qun of the solemn and majestic Catholic churches in Europe.
The closer they got to Mephisto's palace, the less harassment the lower-ranking demons caused to the three outsiders, and the more tormented souls appeared around the palace.
“The Lord of Hell has a strange, perverse sense of humor, luring mortal souls into Hell just to torment them and hear their wails,” Bruce Banner said.
The palace gates slowly opened as Li Qun and Hulk approached, as if welcoming their arrival.
……
……
"What is this smell?! I can't stand it!!"
"How come you didn't notice before? Oh right, you're a humanoid super-sized dog now. An ordinary puppy's sense of smell is already ten thousand times that of a human, and yours is a hundred thousand times stronger now?" Wade teased Leopold.
"How about we go to Central Park? The air is fresher there," Wade suggested.
“I need to plug my nose,” Leopold said.
"Someone anticipated this situation and asked me to give you his spare mask."
Wade took out a spare magic mask from Li Qun and handed it to Leopold. Leopold's expression immediately relaxed after putting it on.
“Please thank your friend for me,” Leopold said.
“If I were you, I wouldn’t go back to work,” Wade said to Leopold.
“I can’t do that. My colleagues and I have been rehearsing this play for over a month. I can’t let everyone else’s efforts go to waste,” Leopold said.
Wade followed Leopold into the backstage area of a Broadway theater, where everyone greeted Leopold warmly.
"Who are you? A new actor?" someone asked Wade curiously, who was wearing a Deadpool suit but no hood.
“I’m Leo’s temporary guardian to prevent him from doing anything wrong,” Wade replied with a smile.
"You must be joking."
"I was serious."
"Leo, are you sick? Why are you wearing a mask?" Theater owner Adrian walked over and smiled with concern for Leopold.
“I have rhinitis, and I’m very sensitive to certain smells,” Leopold replied.
"Can you manage performing at night?" Adrian asked.
“Of course.” Leopold nodded vigorously.
"What play is being performed tonight?" Wade asked curiously.
“It’s Camelot, and I play King Arthur,” Leopold replied.
"Never heard of it." Wade shook his head.
“Boss, he’s my friend. Could you give him a front-row ticket?” Leopold asked Adrian.
"That's rare. Aside from Kate, this is the first time I've heard you have other friends," Adrian joked.
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