The Missionary of the Second Dimension

The Missionary of the Second Dimension

"I'm a long-range mage, why do you ask me to have a hard anus with someone every time?"

Chapter 1 Fuck, God Appears

"It is reported that the U.S. Strategic Air Force Command lost contact with six missile launches recently, which caused quite a panic. However, when they decided to send strategic bombers to Russia, the communication line returned to normal, and the satellite did not detect any war. Signs of an outbreak. In the end, it turned out that what almost caused another world war was the destruction of a relay station due to overheating."

"Our reporter Maimaiti will report for you."

"My life has always been in the hands of these funny people. But the name of this reporter is really interesting."

Apart from an old sofa and a black and white TV, there was only a white figure slumped on the sofa in the empty room.

The boy was wearing a standard priest's suit issued by the church above. Although it was a little baggy, he looked decent when he wore it.

At least it doesn't look like the completely abandoned house it used to be.

"Today is another boring day." The boy reached out and groped under the sofa for a while, then took out an equally old remote control, and turned off the TV that was still playing the news with a snap.

Although life is as monotonous as usual, since old Mike died and handed over the church to himself, daily prayer is a must.

This is the only thing he can do to repay the old Mike for saving him.

"Our father in heaven,

May your name be holy.

may your kingdom come,

May your will be done on earth,

Like walking in the sky.

our daily diet,

Give us today.

Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

Do not lead us into temptation,

Deliver us from evil.

Because the kingdom, power, and glory are all yours,

Forever, amen. "

After finishing his daily prayers, the boy stuffed the scripture that could be used as a murder weapon back into the hole in the table.

He was a time traveler, an ordinary young man who had been educated by the Celestial Dynasty. He was of ordinary height and family background. He had no childhood sweetheart or long-lost sister. The only thing that stood out was his rather handsome appearance.

The same is true, he has often been harassed by those big sisters who are too intimate in school and society.

Then one day, when he finished chasing and went out to do odd jobs, the whole world turned upside down.

Perhaps only he had changed.

What catches the eye is a clear blue sky and lush forests, which are absolutely impossible to see in the city where he lives.

"Who am I? Where am I from? Where am I going?"

Then he wandered in the forest for a day, and when he was about to be eaten by wolves, a missionary driving a carriage rescued him.

Originally thought he had a language problem, he was surprised to find that he could understand every word the people here said.

Deeply influenced by online novels and movies, he quickly accepted everything here. Of course, if there is no electricity here, he can still accept it.

After a year and a half passed like this, the old missionary died. Before he died, he entrusted this church where no one came to pray, and then went away.

Zhai Nan stood in the back garden of the church and looked at the flock of sheep in the distance with emotion, and then lowered his head to take care of the flowers and plants.

This was his only hobby besides the Playboy magazine by his bedside.

But just as he finished watering the last pot of flowers, the surrounding sunlight gradually dimmed and finally disappeared completely.

Even if it is a candle that is extinguished in the dark night, and you can't see your fingers, Zhai Nan is standing here but can't see anything.

"Uh, what's going on here?"

Having experienced ups and downs in his life, he has a certain resistance to this kind of vision, and he doesn't panic because he knows it won't solve any problems.

"The sun has disappeared?"

Zhai Nan pinched his thigh with his hands, and the pain was perfectly transmitted to his brain through the pain nerves. Because the hands were heavy, he almost cried out.

"My pious people, look at me."

The darkness was suddenly dispelled by a dazzling light, and the light that appeared for a moment made Zhai Nan subconsciously cover his eyes.

After getting used to it a little bit, Zhai Nan found a white old man sitting on a chair appeared in front of him.

Seeing Zhai Nan looking at him, the white-bearded old man also continued, "I am the beginning and the end of everything, I am the bright morning star, and I am the Lord, your God."

This man who claimed to be God surprised him at the first sentence. The Pope may have never seen God in his whole life. I, a half-hearted monk, can be received by God, an old man?

Zhai Nan did not doubt what the old man said, because even if what the old man said was false, he would not be able to resist.

Since the white light appeared, he found sadly that he couldn't move at all, as if his body was completely still, he couldn't even feel his breathing.