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Hearing this, Xiaofan came back to his senses and refused decisively.

"Don't even think about it!"

Brett smiled lightly and shook his head, took off his glasses, showing a cold expression.

"Be obedient, let me be healthy!!!"

"do not want!"

Now that he has torn his face, Brett doesn't intend to pretend to be a gentleman. He directly takes out a hand cannon and shoots Xiaofan. If he directly smashed the opposite side, wouldn't it mean that his X corpse can't keep up with the hot one.

But Xiaofan is not Ah Wei, how could he be shot down by Brett? After using a repellent talisman to keep no one from approaching him, a fire spell exploded Brett's bombardment and fought him. up.

……

In Qingyun Temple, Heilin stood in front of a speaker in the courtyard. He stepped forward and pressed the play button, and a leisurely music played.

"Get up!"

Standing where he was, he took a deep breath, raised his hands and began to paddle.

"Left and right~Wild horse split mane~"

"White Crane Measuring Wings~"

At this time, if there is a person who has chosen Taijiquan in college sports, the DNA may have already moved.

That's right, Blackscale is doing Tai Chi!What's more, he was playing the 24-style Taijiquan taught by the university's physical education!

Just when he hit the left and right cloud hands, a voice suddenly sounded in the courtyard.

"Lingzun, Xiaofan should be out of class, you go and pick him up."

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Hei Lin sighed upon hearing this, stepped forward and pressed the pause button to stop the music.

I thought that after becoming Su Luo's subordinate, his future life would be to fight and kill with him. During this period, he would go through a three-year agreement, experience, sect competition, don't bully the young and poor, and the confidante. , auction or something.

In short, it is all kinds of classics!

After experiencing a magnificent life, he assisted Su Luo to become a big boss in the cultivation world!

However, these are all his imagination, and the reality is completely different from this!

After becoming Su Luo's... Snake, I didn't experience any of the above things, so I just fast-forwarded to retirement life!

There is nothing to do every day, just walk the bird, play boxing, and then pick up the children from get out of class, what kind of retirement life is this!

He has lived for such a long time without such a leisurely life. He used to have the goal of breaking the seal in the gourd, but now he is really idle and has nothing to do!

He doesn't understand why the world is so peaceful, so peaceful that he can't find anything to do!

However, Hei Lin doesn't know that not all countries in this world are as peaceful as China!

If he went to Afghanistan and Iraq, he would probably find a lot of things to do.

But there is nothing wrong with Su Luo's head, he is a good-natured immortal, what is he doing in the international war zone, as a mercenary!

Of course, it would be a good way to pass the time if Hei Lin chose to practice in closed doors, but the current situation did not allow him to do so.

At the level of Hei Lin, it would take more than ten or 20 years to retreat, if he really went to retreat, who would take care of the children in Suluo!

Feeling the breath of Hei Lin in the room, Su Luo asked suspiciously: "Why doesn't the Spirit Venerable leave? Do you have other things to do?"

If Hei Lin really had other things to be busy with, then he had no choice but to make a trip by himself.

"No! There are more important things in this world than the master's order. Master, please rest assured, I will go back as soon as I go!"

After speaking, Hei Lin turned into a streamer and flew towards the distance impatiently, not because he was worried about Su Luo's misunderstanding, but mainly because he wanted to see Xiao Fan sooner!

On the way to pick up Xiaofan, Hei Lin took out a pair of earphones, stuffed them into his ears, and played a song.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart~"

This song was one of the songs he heard most often when he was dancing in the downtown square recently, although in terms of musical level, this song couldn't compare with the fairy music and magic music he listened to before.

But the problem is that this song is so powerful!

Especially when dancing in the square, don't mention how exciting the music is!

Since living in retirement, square dancing has become a great pleasure for him.

Every time he dances with those young people in their [-]s and [-]s, it makes him feel like returning to his youth!

……

On the other side, Xiaofan and Brett are fighting fiercely.

Xiao Fan continued to cast various spells at Brett, and Brett relied on his rich combat experience to defuse Xiao Fan's attacks again and again.

Judging from the current situation alone, it seems that Brett, who is passively defending, is at a disadvantage, but in fact he is the one who really has the absolute advantage.

After all, Xiao Fan is just a low-level cultivator in the Qi training period, and his body has not undergone a qualitative transformation. In terms of physical values, Brett, a brave man, can be said to have surpassed Xiao Fan in all aspects. Once he gets close to him, Xiao Fan will feel uncomfortable up.

So Xiaofan can only use spells to attack constantly, otherwise Brett will have a chance to get close to him and fight close to him.

But the problem is that the spiritual power in Xiaofan's body is not as much as Brett's MP. In the case that his spells can't cause actual damage to Brett, Xiaofan must be the first to be exhausted in the war of attrition.

Brett's combat experience is too rich. Although he has never seen spells, he has experienced many magical battles in his life. Although the principles of spells and magic are different, the effects produced by low-level situations are not too great. difference.

Based on Brett's decades of combat experience, it is not difficult to draw inferences from one instance to another.

To be honest, if it wasn't for Xiaofan's flexible and changeable spells, and Brett kept his hands everywhere when he wanted to catch alive, otherwise Xiaofan might have lost.

Looking at the panting little Van Brett, he persuaded: "Little friend, at your age, you can have such strength, and you can be called a hero out of a teenager. When I was your age, I even had one-tenth of your strength." nothing."

"But it's a pity that I was born a little earlier than you. The strength and combat experience I have accumulated over the past few decades cannot be overcome so easily. I advise you to give up early. If I continue to fight, I'm afraid I will die." hurt you."

If you were really afraid of hurting me, you wouldn't have made such an attack just now!

"Stop talking nonsense like that, until the last moment, who knows who will win!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaofan quickly made a spell and shot a ball of fire at Brett.

Brett raised his hand and easily deflected Xiaofan's attack with a shot, and then heaved a sigh.

"It seems that we can't agree on language, so I can only wrong you."

Brett stared, and put the hand cannon in front of him, a strong energy wave gathered inside.

Feeling the energy gathered in Brett's hand cannon, his expression became serious, he knew that the other party was going to be serious!The next bombardment will never be as 'mild' as before!

If he is brought into the opponent's rhythm, then he really has no chance at all!

Xiaofan made a decision with a hard face.

It's time to show your cards!

He clasped his palms together and squeezed a magic spell, then pointed at Brett fiercely.

"disease!"

As he finished speaking, a wooden sword flew out from his cuff, quickly zoomed in and stood towards Brett.

This is the village good sword that Su Luo once used. After getting the Zhuxian sword, he reforged this sword and threw it to Xiaofan. This is also Xiaofan's trump card!

The lingering sword energy emitted by Xiaofan's flying sword made people feel the deadly threat from Brett, so he didn't hesitate to shoot out decisively.

The strong light emitted by the hand cannon collided directly with Feijian. After a stalemate for a while, Feijian suddenly tore apart the light emitted by the hand cannon and slashed towards Brett.

Seeing the flying sword cutting towards him, Brett's expression changed.

At this critical moment, he quickly turned over to avoid the vital point, and then raised his hand cannon to block the Feijian's attack.

With a click, Brett escaped, but the hand cannon in his hand was chopped into pieces.

Seeing Brett's weapon that he destroyed, Xiao Fan showed excitement on his face.

Won!

Bang!

With a gunshot, blood oozed from Xiaofan's abdomen.

He glanced at his stomach in disbelief, then spat out a mouthful of blood, fell powerlessly to the ground and started to twitch.

At this moment, Brett stood up slowly, and a pistol was exposed in the hand that was originally holding the hand cannon!

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Xiao Fan coughed up a mouthful of blood while clutching his abdomen, and raised his head with difficulty to look at Brett.

"Why...cough cough...you have a gun in your hand?"

A smile appeared on Brett's face when he heard Xiaofan's question.

"I have to admit that your move just now was completely beyond my expectations. I really didn't expect you to hide such a card. But if I was a little careless just now, it is very likely that my head is now in a different place. It is a pity that I am always cautious and never underestimate any opponent."

After speaking, he fiddled with his pistol, and continued, "You must be curious about where my pistol came from."

Xiao Fan stared straight at Brett without speaking.

Brett didn't care about his attitude and explained: "Every brave man has his own divine armor, and as the hero of the cannon, my divine armor is also a cannon in the eyes of others, and I usually show it to them. The same is true for weapons, but how will they know that the things I show them are used to confuse them, and my artifact Taslam is not a cannon at all, but a pistol! The body of the gun is just for camouflage It's just a shell!"

"No matter what kind of enemy you face, you must always have a hand, this is the key to victory!"

"So it turns out, is it still lack of experience after all, cough cough..." Xiao Fan coughed violently a few times, then took a deep breath and closed his eyes: "I lost this battle, you kill me!" kill me."

Hearing this boast from Brett's face, the smile on the corner of his mouth also restrained.

"It seems that you still don't understand."

Hearing this, Xiaofan's eyes flashed with doubts, and then recalled what Brett said to him just now, his body froze suddenly, and his voice trembled.

"Understand...understand what?"

Seeing Xiaofan's appearance, Brett knew that he had understood the meaning of his words, and there was no hidden desire in his eyes.

"You don't understand? Then let me teach you slowly..." After speaking, he walked towards Xiaofan.

Now Xiaofan is completely desperate, this guy is playing for real!

Xiao Fan was frantically thinking about what to do next, and at this moment he recalled a teaching from Su Luo.

Boys must know how to protect themselves when they go out!

At the beginning, he didn't understand why the master said such things to him, but now... oh...