Host, I'm Here to Accompany You to Pretend

If you don't understand what you mean at the first listen, you will already know what you mean when you hear it again.

Just when the annual drama "Bai Zhuo の Male Taoist Priest" was about to be staged here, a figure suddenly descended from the sky and interposed between the two of them!

Looking at the figure that suddenly appeared in front of him, Xiao Fan was stunned for a moment and then cried out excitedly.

"Uncle Lingzun!"

Hearing Xiaofan's voice, Brett also came back to his senses after a short period of stupefaction, and quickly jumped back to distance himself from the person in front of him.

"who are you!"

Blackscale did not reply to Brett's words.

With his back to Brett, he glanced around Xiao Fan.

"Do you know why you lost?"

Hearing this, Xiaofan knew that Heilin had noticed all his performance just now, and said with a shy face: "Uncle Master, it's all because I didn't practice hard enough that I lost to outsiders, please don't worry , I will definitely..."

Hei Lin stretched out his hand to interrupt Xiao Fan's words, and looked at him speechlessly.

The vigor you usually practice in cultivation can’t even match that of me when I was young, and you still say you’re not hardworking enough even after working so hard? !

This is no different from a school bully saying that he never studies!

The Fan in your name is probably not the Fan of Versailles!

"There is no need to say such polite words."

Xiao Fan was taken aback, he didn't show any politeness.

"The reason for your defeat is not only insufficient cultivation, but also lack of combat experience. Your master will slowly hand it over to you in the future. Tell me what happened first."

Xiao Fan nodded and didn't dwell on this topic. He didn't know where Hei Lin began to look, so he could only try to recount what happened in concise words.

"That's how it happened. The injury on my body was caused by the man behind you, uncle. By the way, he also framed me for colluding with the demons."

"Oh?"

Hei Lin became interested when he heard this, of course he couldn't fail to perceive Brett's existence, but he just didn't care, after all, the other party was just an ant.

But when Brett mentioned the Demon Race, he became slightly interested.

He doesn't know how many demon lords and demon venerables he has beaten in his life. Does he not know how powerful the demon world is?

In a sense, Xiao Fan can be regarded as the grand master's disciple, and he is very curious about who in the Demon Race is worthy of collusion with the master's disciples.

Hei Lin slowly turned around to look at Brett: "Tell me, how did the people in my Qingyun Temple collude with the demons?"

At the moment when Blackscale descended, Brett had already planned a hundred ways to kill him in his mind, but these methods were all left behind by him the moment Blackscale turned around.

Looking at Hei Lin's handsome face, Brett fell into a daze.

He used to think that he only liked beautiful boys, but now he realized that he was wrong, completely wrong!

The reason why I am like that is because I haven't met the right person yet.

Now, he has met!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hei Lin said calmly: "So that's the case, the addiction to broken sleeves?"

He has lived for so long, and he has never seen anything, let alone gay and lesbian things. He has seen all the more outrageous things.

For example, there are quite a few androgynous monks in the cultivation world.

"I'll ask you again, how did the people in my Qingyun Temple collude with the demons?!"

Seeing Hei Lin completely ignoring his own attitude, Brett was instantly stimulated, pointing the gun in his hand at Hei Lin

"Why are you so indifferent to me! Don't I understand my mind! I love you so much!"

"Hey~ It's amazing to have a gun."

Blackscale walked up to Brett and placed his gun on his forehead.

"Shoot here, shoot, once you shoot...my life will be gone."

This action of Hei Lin confused Brett, who would put his head on the muzzle of a gun like this, isn't he a fool?

"Tsk!"

Seeing that Brett hadn't moved for a long time, Heishin smashed it, pushed the gun on his forehead away, and slapped Brett's bare head with a slap.

"Give you a chance, you are useless!"

After speaking, Hei Lin felt that the hand felt good, changed his hand and patted Brett's head again, raising his tone by the way.

"Give you a chance, you are useless!!!"

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Hei Lin's two strikes directly stunned Brett.

He has experienced so many ups and downs in his life, he has been a spy and assassinated, but this is the first time he has encountered such a thing.

"you……"

Snapped!

Blackscale slapped Brett on the head again.

"What are you, I tell you young people don't be too arrogant! It's easy to get into trouble!"

Brett is a complete idiot, who the hell is getting angry now!You're patting me on the head from the beginning to the end, okay!And who is the young man!

I'm almost forty or fifty!You say I am young? !

Such confidence from you!

Xiao Fan lying on the ground stared at Hei Lin with his mouth open, he never thought that the Master Lingzun brought back by his master was such a person!Obviously when he was in Qingyun Guan, this uncle was always very kind!

That looks like a proper gangster brother now!

If he hadn't known that his real body was a snake, Xiao Fan would have wondered if Hei Lin had been on the road before.

After a brief shock, Brett came back to his senses, with uncontrollable anger welling up in his eyes.

No matter how you say it, he is still a brave man, even if his status in the Kingdom of Jioral is not below one person and above ten thousand people, he is an irreplaceable existence.

Even the princess of the Kingdom of Jioral has to give him some face. When has he been so angry, and he has clearly expressed his love like him, why still refuses to accept him!

The more you think about it, the more you get angry, the more you take a step back, the more you lose!

With anger welling up, Brett raised his hand and punched Hei Lin's face.

"Why do you treat me like this! You clearly know that I love you so much! Why do you still treat me like this! Do you know how sad I am!"

He kept greeting Hei Lin's face with punches and punches, his eyes brimming with tears.

"I really love you, forgive me, I will give you all my love, I'm sorry! I love you! I'm sorry! I love you!..."

Brett was crying and beating Hei Lin, obviously the person being beaten was Hei Lin, but he felt the burning pain in his hands, could it be that it hit you and hurt my heart!

This painful pain, it turns out that this is love!

Brett, who fell into longing for love, didn't pay attention. No matter how hard he hit Hei Lin, Hei Lin's footsteps never showed any sign of moving.

Soon Brett was a little tired from the beating, and put down his hands to take a few breaths. At this time, Heiscale's contemptuous voice sounded.

"What? This is not enough? Are you a waste!"

How can a man let others say that he is not good, especially the man he likes!

Brett quickly raised his head to retort, "Just kidding, how could I not, I'm super..."

Speaking of which, Brett stared, looking at Hei Lin's still horribly handsome face, his eyes were full of disbelief.

"How come you don't have any injuries on your face!"

Hei Lin sighed, when exactly did you have the illusion that you could hurt me? !

With that kind of strength, you still want to leave a wound on his face?

wishful thinking!

All the maids who rubbed his back must be Golden Core stage monks!

He slowly raised his fist and said, "Look, the fist is swung like this!"

After speaking, he waved his hand lightly and punched Brett in the face.

Hei Lin's punch was very slow, theoretically speaking, it should not be difficult to dodge it, but at this moment, Brett felt that all his escape routes were blocked, and there was no way to avoid it. He could only watch helplessly as Hei Lin's fist hit his face.

Bang!

With a loud noise, Brett's body sank directly into the floor and backwards crazily, and finally hit an electric pole, spurting out a mouthful of blood.

"Now you know who's the boss!"

Brett coughed violently a few times and then let out a shrill growl.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"How could I be punched by you!"

Hei Lin said disdainfully: "Please, you are weak!"

Hearing Heiscale's revealing of the bloody facts, Brett was stunned.

"I'm giving you a chance to tell what you know, or don't blame me for being cruel!"

Brett held the artifact Taslam, fixed his eyes on Heishin, and roared fiercely.

"Ahhhh!!!"

He raised his hand and fired several shots at Hei Lin, but he had accumulated all his strength with one shot, and he didn't hold back his hand at all.

However, it was still useless. An attack of this level still couldn't break Hei Lin's defense. Ever since he was injured by Su Luo's Zhan Tian Jue, he has become extra cautious. In order to prevent another rollover and embarrassment, he secretly strengthened his defense several times.

Even if Brett exhausted himself to death, he still couldn't hurt Heiscale.

Seeing that Brett was still attacking him, Hei Lin lowered his face, really thought I wouldn't kill someone!

"Stubborn! It's useless to say anything!"

He pulled out an afterimage from his body, and instantly came to Brett, stretched out his hand and pinched his neck, and lifted this strong man who was much bigger than him into the air.