Morning in the Tower of Swords

All of this is only because Jogo heard Kelsey's plan and decided to dress like this, and then used the "swordsman" profession to play in a high-profile manner. Could it be more mocking for Candela to pull out her brother Wei Yanwu, Hei Shishi, and give him a whip?

Of course, at the beginning, no one believed the introductory speech he reported to Dazui Mobu. They probably only regarded Qiao Maomao as a player who wanted to impress the public. In Dosores, where exaggeration prevails, there are many such jokes Go, it may even be the effect of the program deliberately arranged by the official.

But after a while, they will naturally understand what real Coke is... oh, it's horror.

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"Little kitty, is it your first time to participate in a Smash Bros. game? It's not a good thing to have such a high-profile introduction, because the rules of Smash Bros. are no rules! Look around you, these are all because you are upset and want to eliminate you first man."

Compared with other tall and burly local Pelo players, Qiao Maomao looked very petite in the sneering and eager surroundings, and his body could be completely buried in the shadow of a human head and a dog's head.

But his figure didn't move at all, he just raised his head slightly, allowing the brim of his hat to swing to the position where his sharp cat eyes could be exposed.

"I long for a worthy opponent, but not any of you fools."

"...Fuck! This guy is really good at pretending, let's go together, let his little furry face be swollen!"

Qiao Ge's calm gesture and verbal sarcasm naturally angered them even more, so a group of muscular dogs in sea soul shirts and sailor uniforms rushed up instantly, ready to knock Qiao Maomao to the ground and teach him a good lesson ♂.

However, their tactics are not completely brainless, because any swordsman needs a certain amount of room to move around in order to perform swordsmanship. If they beat the master like this without any dead ends, the opponent would definitely not be able to pull out the sword under normal circumstances.

Including Candela, all the viewers watching the rebroadcast screen shook their heads in disappointment when they saw the brutal gang fight scene, thinking how powerful this guy who dared to use Wei Yanwu as a gimmick was. Well, in the end it was just a formality.

However, in the next second, a small grave-like bump suddenly appeared on the beach behind the crowd, and then Qiao Maomao jumped out of it like a sandworm covered in sand, with a smile on his face. The expression of rejoicing after the disaster, and pretending to wipe sweat on his forehead, made the audience in front of the TV dumbfounded.

I saw him slowly take off his hat like a Victorian gentleman to shake off the sand on it, then pat the sand off his clothes, and finally even took off his boots and poured out the sand flowing like a waterfall inside, and then calmly Put the boots back on.

The whole process lasted for half a minute, but those Pello men who surrounded him didn't notice it at all, and they were still beating something violently while making all kinds of strange philosophical sounds.

"I'm going to fuck you to death! (Call you to mock!)"

"Ah? Obediently ♂ stand up! (Do you like this?)"

"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! Give it all to the party! (Broken him up!)"

"Oh! Selling flutes!! (Ah! My shoulders!)"

Finally, after Qiao Maomao cleaned up his appearance, he unhurriedly pulled out the stabbing sword at his waist, and stabbed at one of the furry buttocks, only to see the kobold suddenly twitched and stopped With the last movement, the upper tooth socket almost bit the lower lip, and the whole face was blood red.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

After he flew into the sky with his hands on his buttocks, the tragic rear feet finally "woke up" the others, and when they stopped, they realized that the person in the center of the crowd lying unconscious on the ground with a blue nose and a swollen face was not Jogo at all, but Is one of the unlucky temporary family members.

"I said earlier that you idiots are not qualified to be my opponents. If you don't believe me, try again."

Although the dogs were ashamed, of course they couldn't be bluffed so easily, so they exchanged glances with each other, and then showed a fierce look again, and rushed towards them with fangs and claws.

Qiao Maomao still didn't move while holding the rapier, but slowly closed his eyes facing the menacing dogs, as if he was not an enemy at all, but an elegant piano dance music played, even if he hadn't made a move yet, Just such a pretentious posture has already bluffed the audience.

After all, when it comes to Jin Moaning's style, he is a professional.

But just before the dogs were about to pounce on him, Qiao Maomao opened his eyes in an instant, and those vertical pupils that belonged to top hunters burst out with an aura that even the TV screen could not block, making the audience tremble. I felt a chill down my spine, as if a sharp knife had just passed through here.

At this moment, the entire time of Dosores seemed to be frozen under the cat's eyes, leaving only a cat standing with a sword, and the cloak on its body was still fluttering in the wind.

There is only one exclamation left in everyone's heart: 'No wonder his nickname is Maoyan. '

"Blade, Waltz."

Qiao Maomao deliberately spoke the name of the move to the relay drone with a voice just enough for the recording equipment to hear clearly, and then his whole cat turned into a phantom, but this phantom appeared almost at the same time Behind a dog, aim the sharp end of the rapier at their buttocks.

"Precise, yet elegant."

Duer~~~~~, this is the sound of a fart.

Finally, when Qiao Maomao's aura gradually dissipated, people's psychological time finally began to flow.

"Hmph...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" xN

Just the second after the "time pause", there was a burst of earth-shattering weeping, ghosts, gods, wolves, dogs, and howling at the scene of the "time pause". It was completely submerged, and even the live broadcast drones in the sky were so shaken that two of them burst on the spot.

The competition team, whose ears were almost lost, hastily cut off the sound transmission of the live broadcast, but even so, the terrifying shouts that seemed to come from the abyssal methane pool still echoed over Dosoles.

Its voice was humming, like resentment or admiration, like weeping like complaining, and the stinky sound was endless, like the air defense siren when the Colombian bomber team came to drop Agent Orange.

Let's put it this way, even if the audience in front of the TV is deaf, just watching the live broadcast with its own in-brain sound effects will definitely cause your eyes to be disturbed.

However, if you only rely on these few strong men like Popeye Pelo players, you will definitely not be able to shout out such a shocking effect, but all the special effects of Tom's professional skills are full, of course. Sound effects are also included.

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"Hahahahaha, this film man is really interesting! Both swordsmanship and agility are first-class skills, but the actual usage is so unexpected. Is this really a Smash Bros. competition and not a cartoon show? "

Candela burst out laughing after experiencing a short period of shock. After all, she has traveled to various commercial cities in Terra, seen many great worlds, and can still thrive in the war-torn Bolivar. People in a city will not be frightened and overwhelmed by the screams of several Pello ancestors.

But Qiao Maomao's performance really left her an extremely deep impression, which even made Candela have to admit in her heart that if it was replaced by the Longmen "Brother Wei" just now, although they could easily subdue those few He was a strong man, but he definitely didn't have the kind of aura that could make the hearts of unrelated people across the screen stop suddenly.

It's just that Candela hasn't seen Wei Yanwu make a move for more than ten years. Needless to say, the current "Brother Wei" must be stronger than the one she remembers, but this does not prevent her from infinitely improving Qiao Maomao's strength in her heart status, and even started to recruit him.

Among other things, the highly dramatic fighting style of this hand alone is very suitable for the city of Dosores.

As for the arrogant introduction that the other party publicly claimed to have overthrown Wei Yanwu?Candela has already selectively ignored it. Compared with "Brother Wei" who hasn't come to catch up with her for ten years, what is almost within reach is more important.

But no one knows whether this is her way of deliberately avoiding this topic, so as not to deceive herself if it comes true.

Candela is actually a very realistic woman, and she never expects anything about Wei Yanwu, but even so, she still talks about "Brother Wei" from time to time, maybe this is the only thing she has left to cherish thing.

And other things don't matter, because they can all be bought with money.

"Old Pancho, pay special attention to this filmman named Maoyan. As long as he comes to the final round of the Grand Prix, he will directly hand over my invitation letter to him and arrange to meet me on this ship."

"...No problem, Ms. Candela."

Candela was answered by an old man of the Pelo tribe with a white beard. He was tall and heroic, and every inch of his white sea suit was full of military temperament. He was the captain of the mayor's luxury cruise ship, Pancho Sa Lars is also Candela's most powerful subordinate.

How effective is it?Even the exclusive logo of the Xtreme Ironman Summer Grand Prix, which Candela placed high hopes on to compete with the Kiesta Obsidian Music Festival, used an artistic avatar designed based on Pancho's image.

However, Pancho seemed to hesitate a bit when answering Candela's question, especially when Candela mentioned "the last round of the Grand Prix", that is, all the remaining competitors will swim through the artificial sea to come here. The part of the group survival chicken eating competition on a yacht.

This may not seem to be a problem at ordinary times, and no one can maintain 100% attention at all times, but in Pan Qiao's flickering eyes that deliberately avoided Candela after answering, there is an undisguised Hate and anger.

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"Miss, although I am very grateful that you specially invited me out for vacation and enthusiastically took the initiative to cover all my expenses, but I still can't help but want to ask, because of our Miss Shi Huaiya's condition and disposition Maybe you can't make friends in Rhodes Island? Why did you choose me to accompany you?"

On Dosores Avenue, Shihuaiya Cerebral Axe, who is wearing a beach swimsuit but still has the most stylish and luxurious accessories, is strolling leisurely with an ice cream in his hand while enjoying the afternoon sun. This attitude can be seen by others as an untouchable Rich woman, so there is no one who doesn't have eyesight to strike up a conversation.

Of course, this must also have something to do with the tall man beside her, with powerful arms and a one-horned bodyguard with unrestrained green hair. I have to weigh whether my brain can take a punch from her.

Since the two senior superintendents were poached by Rhodes Island, Xingxiong, Chen Huijie's old subordinate, was promoted and reused as a matter of course. Although he has not officially assumed the position of senior superintendent, it is estimated that there is no After some formal training, it's just a question of qualifications, and in fact there is not much difference.

In this regard, even a smooth veteran like Hoshiguma has to take it seriously, but every night in the dead of night, Hoshiguma can't help but think of the peaceful days of fishing quietly in the past, and the time when he was in trouble every time. The figure who would give a stern lecture if she catches her fishing.

Ah, I really want to be scolded by Lao Chen again...

"Eat your ice cream! I paid you to protect me, not to expose my scars! Let me tell you, I have inside information from Rhodes Island, and you care most about that sausage Dragons are now on missions in Dossoles."

Shi Huaiya was so angry that she almost threw the ice cream in her hand onto Hoshiguma's horn, but after thinking about it, it was a pity, and finally chose to give up angrily.

However, Cerebral Ax naturally cannot have no friends in Rhodes Island, but because of a slight delay in helping Kelsey with the contract in Zista before, causing her next vacation arrangements to be staggered with everyone else, let alone follow Akahula was gone, and she didn't even see the doctor once.

"Oh! Old Chen is here too. That's a good relationship! When are we going to find her?"

As soon as Xingxiong heard that Chen Huijie was here, she became excited, seeing Shi Huaiya's face full of annoyance, because Cerebellar Axe didn't know where the doctor who was traveling secretly was now, and all she knew was Amiya's group of people on the surface .

"What are you doing in such a hurry. You are also a senior police officer now. It's not easy to go out for a vacation so far away. Why don't you take the opportunity to have a good time? As for Fenchanglong, even if you take the initiative to find her, according to her temperament, she will definitely let you go." You wait until the mission is over."

"That's right, then, I just heard from the radio that there is a special event here called the Extreme Ironman Grand Prix, how about I also go to participate in a big appetite or something? Is the lady interested?"

"Tch, this kind of sensationalism is full of ugly programs in my bones, I don't..."

Shi Huaiya was just about to refuse, but suddenly caught a glimpse of the live broadcast of the live broadcast of the scene of the beach fight audition from the TV window of John's Mama Shopping Mall, the one with a pair of cat's eyes and a thin sword concentrated the momentum of the audience Male cat onto one of his cats.

It was such a simple glance, but Cerebellar Axe couldn't move her eyes anymore, and even the deafening stink bombs after that couldn't bother her.

"This filmman's moves are really powerful, but looking at you like this, Miss, isn't he also pretty handsome?"

Xingxiong's tone was quite teasing, with the look of a woman who understands everything, but she also asked the truth, and she is not a Filin, and she really can't distinguish the specific beauty of a Filin with such a pure blood. ugly.

But this time, Shi Huaiya didn't bother to refute her, but continued to stare at the screen intently, even her brain-axe eyes gradually stood up, her whole face was bent tightly against the glass window, For fear of missing even a single frame on the screen.

It took a long time before she finally straightened up, with a strange expression, and she whispered an answer through gritted teeth.

"It's handsome, but I definitely know this guy!!"

After the screen followed the live broadcast drone and circled Dosores in a big circle like fleeing for his life, he finally returned to the scene of the big fight audition on the beach. Although the unbearable sound had subsided, the unbearable sight The tragedy continues.

But this is completely different from the tragic real battlefield. There are only a bunch of strong men of the Pelo tribe in beach shorts lying on the beach, pushing their hooks up and crying. The other contestants who participated in the siege of Qiao Maomao and offended him were terrified.

Qiao Maomao walked quietly and solemnly behind the Perot who was leading just now. Most people may think that there are only two things that can happen next. , or simply be like a decisive villain who directly kills the killer and wipes out the roots.

However, the next scene completely overturned the tension in the audience. Qiao Maomao raised his leg exaggeratedly and kicked his ass hard with a boot, and even made a "boom" to break the copper. Sound effect that reverberates like a gong.

The strong dog who was still limp and weak just now was so painful that he hugged his buttocks with both hands and rushed to the ground. Seeing that he was about to involuntarily open his mouth and close his eyes to make a "first" face, and heard the crisp knock of "dang" At the sound, Gouzi immediately passed out with his nose slanted, his eyes slanted, his tongue sticking out.

The weapon that calms him down is not a sword or a firearm, but a bright red brick in Qiao Maomao's hand, but it must not be underestimated, it is Tom's exclusive dog-fighting treasure.

What followed was a series of the same sounds and movements. All the strong men who had been stabbed by the hook fell to the ground one by one. Ge chose to "end" their suffering immediately.

After finishing the work, Qiao Maomao faced the live drone very consciously of the camera, stepped on the upturned buttocks of a fainted dog with one foot, rested one elbow on the knee, and flicked the brim of the hat with his fingers , revealing his dangerous but provocative cat eyes.

"Who else, let's go together, baby."

Seeing some cats' blood pressure rise, I almost strangled another big fat black cat with green eyes.

This deep voice startled the hairs on the other players in the beach field. Now, everyone can see that he is not a player of the same level as the others at all. Do your best to compete for qualification.

Anyway, there are three qualifying places for a big fight audition, and there is even an audience voting session to give an extra qualifying qualification to a contestant who they think performed well but failed to "survive", so there is no need to fight with the big fish fryer.

So they hurriedly kept away from Qiao Maomao, and at the other end of the field, they began to fight each other. Qiao Ge shook his head helplessly. Or demeanor is more important, otherwise how can you attract female cats?

It's better to let these people peck at each other, and I just need to wait for work...

Just when Qiao Maomao wanted to grab a beach chair to touch fish, suddenly there was the sound of the tide hitting the sandy beach like the tide before the storm, the water surface quickly spread up and submerged above his knees, and by the way, those who were caught His dizzy dogs rushed out of the field.

But where does the tide come from in this artificial sea?

Qiao Maomao immediately lifted one foot back to be parallel to the water surface, and rested the other hand on the sunlight blocked by his forehead, and looked at the water surface in a T-shape "elegantly" with his other hand. Sure enough, he saw several The sorcerers holding the origin stone staff jointly cast spells on the motorboat to control the ebb and flow of the tide.

And looking at the live drone shooting above their heads, this should be the mechanism set by the game rather than someone making trouble.

This is probably like a good Pokémon sand field. Halfway through the game, it is suddenly submerged in water and becomes a water field. The ground, rocks, and fire elves all say that I am sunshine and flames, you kitty dog.

But Tom Cat is not afraid of water at all, and has served as a brave and fearless beach lifeguard, so Qiao Maomao just frowned slightly, and then dragged his wet tail out of the water and wrung it like a towel Do it, and tie it to your belt.