Zongman, the infinite love song

Shizuka Hiratsuka still maintained an expectant smile, but at this moment the color of her face was slowly turning black.

Yun Ge restrained the urge to laugh.

I'm afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet, this scene is really embarrassing, very embarrassing ~ his toes are about to pull out the buckle of the second floor and break it.

"Does anyone want to marry the teacher?!"

"..." xN

He also repeated it specifically.

Hiratsuka gritted her teeth and opened her eyes, scanning the boys in the class one by one, and the boys also showed an incomparable unity at this moment, all of them looked to the left to avoid eye contact with this woman.

"Boys! Didn't you praise me very vigorously just now! Look into my eyes, bastard! Do you have any dissatisfaction with marrying me!"

"Ah no..."

"This is..."

"you know……"

Everyone scratched their faces guiltily.

Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, we admit that you are an excellent woman, free and easy, handsome, informal, smoking and drinking are also very different, you are a good woman with characteristics!

but……

[We want to find a ladylike girlfriend, hot girl, pure, queen, iceberg, well-behaved, even sickly... It's not unacceptable, but let's forget about the uncle attribute. 】

Boys in this age group like girls who are domineering and gentle, those who have higher taste, those who are challenging will like those girls who are arrogant and iceberg, and those who are more timid will like girls who are hot girls.

but!

Basically, normal boys don't like girls with uncle attributes. Of course, it's okay if you are an uncle. If you often release Fuli like an old aunt, everyone is very welcome.

But you wear a tight lady's suit all day long, and you wear a white coat like a researcher. There is no romance or happiness at all. You are still a teacher who restrains students and has a deterrent profession.

They really dare not go up.

"Although Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka is not unwell, but... I'd better find a more ordinary girl."

"Agreed, girls are the best, and the female uncle..."

"Is Hiratsuka-sensei still leaving? If she goes to the health room, I'll put the little note on the table."

"Teacher, we are a teacher-student relationship, it's inappropriate!"

Seeing that the attitudes of the boys were 180 degrees opposite to those just now, Shizuka Hiratsuka felt that everyone was about to explode...

It's okay to learn to deceive women at a young age!Sure enough, all men are big pigs!

"Hahaha, are you also like this?"

She laughed cheerfully, but it made people shudder instead.

The whole class shrunk their shoulders subconsciously, thinking that old leftover female teachers are really terrible creatures.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, what happened?"

"No, nothing happened. It's just that the girl who was originally my junior was finally married yesterday, and she went to the wedding. She really found a good guy."

"Please don't talk about the groom as a commodity..."

"Do you know what she said at the wedding ceremony at the end? Na na, do you know?"

"...emmm, you said you said it."

Yun Ge wanted to say that he knew it, as long as he searched with [嗫话章级], he would know everything. Last night, your junior sister's husband could figure it out after a few minutes of persistence.

But this is for your face, you say what you say, I just listen.

"Dong dong!"

I saw Shizuka Hiratsuka hammering the podium hard with both hands.

"That kid said that in the end. I hope you, Senior Jing, will find Mr. Right soon. After you're 30, don't be single even after 40."

"Wow~~"xN

The whole class exclaimed.

Does that school girl have a blood feud with you?

Yun Ge knew very well that the topic of Hiratsuka Jing's singleness was absolutely forbidden, and that school girl was playing in a minefield, no?

"Hahaha, girls used to respect me very much, but were they poisoned by men? Hahaha, in the end, not only my classmates, but even my juniors have surpassed me at 5.7."

The black aura behind Shizuka Hiratsuka almost turned into substance.

Yun Ge recognized the truth of the black aura at a glance, it was the resentment of a single dog!

"How many times do I have to attend your wedding ceremony? Didn't it mean that the person who snatches the bride's bouquet will be the next to get married? Obviously I snatch it every time, and I obviously beat everyone to get the bouquet , why it doesn't work..."

"Do you think you are eating chicken? It's just a bouquet. Is it necessary to defeat everyone?"

"It's so troublesome, come and marry her."

Yun Ge shook his head and sighed, he couldn't stand it anymore, how about a brave man in the class save poor Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka?

Then he found out in astonishment.

All the boys in the class focused their attention on him.

That look seemed to say.

"Brave man, I will leave this woman to you, go ahead."

The first update, ask for flowers, tickets, and rewards.

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"Brave, I will leave this troublesome woman to you. Hurry up and marry her."

"?!!"

Σ(｀д*ノ)ノ

Yun Ge looked around in astonishment.

At this moment, the eyes of the whole class were focused on him, as if they were urging him to marry the woman who was crying on the podium and releasing her grievances as a single dog.

[No, what's the matter with me? ! 】

Yun Ge frowned.

We just want to watch the show quietly and eat melons, so we don't want to get into this muddy water. Thinking about older single women is super troublesome, so don't do it!

[And don't you always shout, as long as it's a woman, since you're hungry, why don't you hurry up? 】

He gestured to the nearest person with his eyes.

However, the latter shook his head decisively.

[Where are we going? You are the best at coaxing girls, Yunge. Just now, you just coaxed Karuizawa Megumi three or two times. Come on, come on, there is one more thing, it's time for you to show off , Brave! 】

The corners of Yun Ge's eyes twitched, these useless guys.

On weekdays, she shouted that as long as it is a female, even a pig can catch up, and this is the result?

When it comes to the critical moment, it all withers!Useless!

They all watch what I do, we are very picky eaters, okay, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka is not in my hunting range.

"Student Yun Ge, it's not good to leave it alone, you'd better hurry up."

17

"No, no, we don't want to play such a high-end game of teacher-student love!"

His face was full of resistance, after all, he had stepped on a thunder once before.

I am not the kind of person who knows that there is a minefield ahead, but still wants to go up there with a stereo.

"Just comfort her. You don't need to marry her."

"Why don't you go up?"

"According to science, when a woman is sad and comforted by a good-looking boy, she will get better soon. We are not as good-looking as you."

"...That's true."

"...NMD."

.

To be honest, Yun Ge didn't know how to speak.

If this is to comfort others, he can still think of a way, but to comfort an older single woman.

He just felt that he was really difficult to handle.

We are a cashier and really can't understand the pain of a single dog. Aren't you embarrassing me?

But now I can only bite the bullet.

Yun Ge only felt that he was an animal trainer at the moment, comforting a needless lioness, afraid that the other party would do something irrational and swallow him.

"Ahem, then what, Hiratsuka-sensei, you don't need to be so sad, you are single, and now many women plan to be single for the rest of their lives, and it is shabby not to find a man."

"...I don't intend to be single for the rest of my life! And it's shabby, it's really shabby, those bastards are all accompanied at class reunions, and I'm alone, no man is willing to help me stop drinking!"

"Uh, I remember you drinking everyone down."

"That's not the point!"

Yun Ge's expression was very subtle.

Make men stop drinking?Do you need it?To be honest, I envy you very much for your drinking capacity to drink directly to the audience.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was a little embarrassed.

Who made her angry at that time, those stinky women all showed off their male companions to her, if that's the case, I'll drink them and their men to the party!

Then he left in a chic manner, waving his sleeves without taking a single cloud, leaving only a bill...

"Ahem, in fact, recently I met a queen who directly exterminated her relatives and sent her husband to prison. The teacher can learn from her."