Zongman, the infinite love song

"...I didn't have a husband who sent me to prison."

"My giao! Who asked you to learn this? I want you to learn the spirit of being a strong woman who doesn't rely on men! A wise man doesn't fall in love, understand!"

Yun Ge's defense was a little bit broken, this woman dares to be more reserved, isn't it because no one wants it, what a big deal.

The corners of Hiratsuka's eyes twitched when he listened quietly, thinking that you have the face to say this.

She raised her hand and pointed at Kuangsan, Komi Glass, Megumi Karuizawa, and Miyano Shiho.

"Yun Ge, you flirt with girls all the time, scold and show affection, what right do you have to say that wise men don't fall in love!"

"Uh, well... it's hard to be a wise man when you meet her."

He looked affectionately at the girl next to him, and at the same time, Kurumi also looked at this side affectionately.

"Ah, classmate Yun Ge, I love you."

"Kang San~ I love you too."

The surroundings suddenly turned into a pink atmosphere.

The two of them interlocked their fingers, and the distance was getting closer and closer. The atmosphere was good, as if they were about to kiss on the spot in the next second.

"What are you flashing!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka gritted her teeth, picked up the blackboard eraser and threw it directly at the couple.

The boys in the class were also extremely jealous, and wished they could pour their thoughts into that blackboard eraser, so that it would just be crushed to death.

And didn't you say comfort, why did it suddenly flash, can you two share the occasion, this is in front of a large group of single dogs, please don't do such cruel things.

"Damn it! I really want to fall in love! This rubbish Sakura Province has a population of over [-] million, and there isn't even a single old woman. It's nothing!"

"Hey, what a crime..."

Yun Ge couldn't help pity and sympathize.

This woman is hopeless, she wants to fall in love and wants to go crazy, so she is my teacher, and I don't respect her too much.

If it were my little Paimon...he would be taken to the pet hospital to be neutered right away!

"There's really nothing good about falling in love, that is, having someone to accompany you every day, and you'll never be alone anymore. Your life will be more than ten times happier, you'll eat better, and you'll be more motivated to sleep...and it's super troublesome, and you have to change the sheets frequently. "

"Yun Ge! You will deduct [-] points in the exam today!"

"?!!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka trembled with envy.

Listen to what this says, people say no!

Life is more than ten times happier?How happy that would be, she, a single person, could hardly even imagine.

While everyone was envious, they were also speechless.

Didn't you tell her to comfort her? Why are you adding fuel to the flames? Even Versailles is up. Can you work harder? You're usually very good at picking up girls. What's going on today?

Yun Ge shrugged, he is not good at this type.

Why don't you go, I want to watch a play, not act.

"Ha, hahaha, forget it, it doesn't matter anymore, the gods who are bound together should hate me."

"Oh? Mr. Hei 160 Tsuka, have you figured it out?"

"Ah, yes, I figured it out, people like me just can't find a man, right! This damn world is targeting me, right?"

"Ah yes yes yes, you are right."

Yun Ge once again used her high and low EQ at that time, 【When a woman is angry, she should follow her words and give affirmation】.

This is the skill of treating women that he saw from [嗫话组组], it must be right!

A big hashtag appeared between Shizuka Hiratsuka's forehead.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy

"...Are you a primary school student?"

Yun Ge complained helplessly.

And it's not like making a wish.

He knows that there really are creatures called demons in this world, so don't really sacrifice your soul.

But in the next second.

"boom!!!"

There was a huge roar and impact from the direction of the playground, and the windows of the teaching building were broken in an instant, as if a meteorite had suddenly descended.

Yun Ge: "???"

Hiratsuka Shizuo: "???"

all the classmates:"???"

Everyone looked carefully at the playground, only to see a big hole in the green lawn, still emitting black smoke, and they could vaguely see something in the big hole.

"Really, is it really a meteorite? Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei, is your soul okay?"

The second update, asking for flowers, asking for tickets, asking for a reward.

Chapter 210, Liu Gu, Elf Girl in Space (Subscription required)

"Wow, it's really a meteorite."

At the playground of Xiuzhiyuan, a bunch of students and teachers had gathered at this moment, hundreds of people gathered around the edge of the big pit, and were peeking into the pit curiously.

After waiting for the smoke to dissipate, everyone discovered that it was really a star falling from the sky.

"Honey! This is what I want for you! It's the stars I plucked from the sky for you! Don't you feel moved!"

"... Get lost~!"

Let's ignore the little smartie who took the opportunity to confess, but failed, and turn our attention to a single female teacher.

Everyone in Class B of the first year looked sideways at Shizuka Hiratsuka, with admiration, surprise, shock, and...farewell in their eyes.

"Ms. Hiratsuka really summoned the meteorite!"

"Really, did you really sign a contract with the devil!"

"It's amazing! It's really a meteorite!"

"However, the contract is now complete. Is Hiratsuka-sensei's soul... ah, the soul has floated out."

I saw Hiratsuka Jing trembling, kneeling directly with a pale face, a faint soul floated out of his mouth, he just said something casually, God knows it is so effective!

There won't really be a devil coming to find me.

Her eyes rolled up and she fainted.

Yun Ge sighed and shook his head.

"Demons don't have the power to summon meteorites."

He has the right to speak on this point. The so-called demons are monsters that respond to people's desires. After signing a contract with them, people will get the power of demons and use them to realize their wishes.

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While demons possess mystical powers, they are not strong enough to summon meteorites.

Well, it's still possible to replace it with the Holy Grail, but the devil's compulsion is not that high.

"So, who's emperor threw the Heavenly Star's ultimate move? Isn't it useless?"

Yun Ge jokingly said that he thought it was probably a common coincidence... Although the coincidence was a bit too much, it's not like the meteorite never hit the earth.

At the same time, more and more classmates gathered around, and he found Ying as a matter of course, how could this girl not come to join in the excitement.

"Brother, what happened?"

"Emm, my homeroom teacher summoned a meteorite."

"Eh? It's so powerful, can she summon another one to smash the teaching building〃"."

"Probably not. This meteorite was summoned by her at the cost of her own soul. It is a big move that can only be used once in a lifetime."

Yun Ge glanced at the distance, Hiratsuka Jing who was being carried away said with a blank expression.

People in the world always think that people with a crow's mouth are no big deal, but when you think about it carefully, this is a superpower that can't speak freely, it's really awesome, okay?

Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka proved that as long as his crow's mouth skill level is high enough, even the stars in the sky will be called down to you!Just ask if you are afraid!

"I love you walking in a dark alley alone, I love your silly pen~~"

Suddenly Yun Ge's cell phone rang.

Looking down, she found that it was Wuheqinli's phone. After pressing the answer button, before Yunge could speak, she heard the red-haired twintail Lolita talking anxiously.

"There's an emergency, you and Tokisaki Kurumi are now together, immediately find a place where there are no people, and I will send you to [Fraksillas]."

"Since you are the one calling, that means..."

"Yes, this is the masterpiece of the elves!"

Yun Ge squinted her eyes.

His sloppy face became serious. Although the power of the demon is not enough to summon the meteorite, the angel of the elf is quite possible.

After all, even things like manipulating time and creating the future can be done. Just summoning meteorites doesn't sound like a big deal.

He exchanged a glance with Kuang San who was beside him, and now that the bond value between the two has reached MAX, they can understand each other's thoughts without even words.

"Ying, you pay attention to safety."

"Eh? Brother, where are you going?"

"I'm going to save the world a little~"

Leaving the girl with an unrestrained back, Yun Ge took Kuang San's little hand and ran towards the direction of the grove.

Ying: "As expected of my brother, he's so handsome! But... why are you two going to the grove to save the world! I've never heard that the big event of saving the world will be held in the grove!"

...at an altitude of 5000 meters...