I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Kyosuke felt that if he leaned forward a little, his nose would touch the headlight cover of Keibu-hime. And Kyosuke believed that Keibu-hime would never think that he touched it on purpose, because the current position of the two people was too delicate.

But Kyosuke finally used reason to overcome his inner desire. Although he is definitely not an experienced driver, he is definitely not a virgin who doesn't even have a driver's license. Although he has not driven all kinds of cars, he has driven a few luxury cars.

No matter from which aspect, he didn't need to take advantage of this. His manager was sitting behind him. His behavior might be hidden from Xingbu Ji, but it would definitely be exposed to Jeanne. Because he was always lazy at work, she had wanted to beat him back to Jianao's belly for a long time. Wouldn't it be a handle for the other party to make such a mistake in his lifestyle at this time?

If you really want to find an idea, wouldn't it be better to go directly to Minamoto no Raikou's ox cart? You know, the headlights of Nai Guang's mother's car are one of the largest sets of headlights in the world. The ox cart looks like it's flying when it drives...

If he was afraid that the nanny's car would be stuck because of the strong position, Kyosuke thought he could try Nero. After all, the first time is a lesson learned. Even if the headlights are not as big as the nanny's, they are still top-notch compared to ordinary cars. And the fuel is sufficient, so the car cannot be stopped once the accelerator is stepped on.

Or Xiaoyu?

It’s no use. I don’t even know where Xiaoyu is now.

Wen No?

Speaking of which, when he first drove this car, he had no memory of it at all, and he didn't even know if the driver's seat was suitable for him. If not for everyone being so sure, especially because Merlin used her chastity as a guarantee, Kyosuke would have doubted whether he had ever driven this car. Perhaps after Fumino gave birth, he could try to get her to agree to let him drive again? Last time, Fumino didn't refuse the ring he gave her, so maybe there would be something to it.

"Cough cough."

Kyosuke felt that he was going too far, and he couldn't stand his own dirty thoughts. He moved his chair slightly to get a little further away from Keibuji.

"Ms. Xingbu Ji, are you alright? If possible, let's continue the interview."

Jeanne, who was standing by, saw the expressions of both Keibu-hime and Kyosuke from beginning to end. If Keibu-hime was just playing tricks and had intermittent mental illness, her boss's dirty thoughts really made Jeanne want to punch him in the face.

Although Joan of Arc never had a romantic relationship and devoted everything to France, she was not an ignorant girl. She could tell what her boss was thinking just by looking at his erotic expression.

"Manager, if you make that expression to Keibu-ji again, I will call the police."

Joan of Arc admonished Kyosuke with a cross look on her face. She tightly grasped the white paper that was originally used for taking notes in her hands. If she didn't do that, Joan of Arc was afraid that her hands would hit Kyosuke's face directly.

"Nonsense, I'm not thinking about Xingbu Ji..."

Kyosuke felt that he was really wronged this time. He had clearly given up on taking advantage of Princess Keibu despite the huge temptation, so why was he still being accused of having other thoughts about Princess Keibu?

"Oh~ As expected, this princess is the cutest. Even a herbivore like Kousaka Kyousuke has feelings for me~"

When Princess Keibu heard Jeanne's words, she didn't yell or show any disgust towards Kyousuke. She seemed to still be in a narcissistic state, and she was very proud of Jeanne's words.

Kyousuke has nothing to say about the extreme narcissism of Keibu-hime. And why am I a herbivore? I am a regular driver with actual driving experience! If you don't believe me, go ask Nero and Minamoto no Raikou. Forget Fumino. If this lady wants to show off her ring, it will be troublesome. I don't have that much stock.

But Kyosuke didn't dare say this out loud, otherwise Jeanne would really call the police.

"I've already said it, I'm not thinking about you..."

After thinking about it, Kyosuke could only say this to Keibu-hime.

"I understand. You don't dare to admit that you peeped at my beauty, right? It's okay. I'm a very generous person. As long as you're not the kind of person who pesters me, I'll pardon you. As for my job, you don't have to worry. My reputation is well-known in the industry. No matter what, since I've accepted this job, I'll definitely complete it seriously."

Even Jeanne was defeated by Keibutsu's shamelessness. She repeatedly winked at Kyosuke, asking him to continue the interview.

In fact, for Kyousuke, he had already asked the most important questions, and the others were just some insignificant details. Although he didn't ask who the bet was made with, it wouldn't be a problem as long as he knew the other party's intention.

However, Kyosuke did not completely believe what Keibu-hime said. After all, the incident with Xiaoyu had just happened, and it would definitely be a good idea to be more cautious.

Therefore, Kyosuke planned to wait for a while and go to Lao Fu and Da Vinci, the two most well-informed heroes, to ask about the specific situation of Princess Gebu.

Then Kyosuke asked Princess Keibu a few more questions about her future work. After confirming that Princess Keibu would live in the bar like Jeanne d'Arc, Kyosuke ended the interview and officially notified Princess Keibu that she was hired.

"Okay, Miss Xingbu Ji. Let me introduce you to your senior. Your main job is to share her burden. I will let her guide you for the first period of time. I hope you can adapt to this position as soon as possible. Jeanne, where is that girl Shaki?"

Kyosuke brought Keibu-hime to the bar counter, ready to let Saki explain the job content to Keibu-hime, but found that Saki was not there.

"Because it's still early for the store to open, and you're interviewing, so I asked her to go to the employee lounge to rest first."

"Okay, I'll go call her."

Kyosuke left after saying this, leaving Jeanne d'Arc and Princess Keibutsu waiting there.

After a long while, Xingbu Ji became a little impatient.

"Is the store manager too slow?"

"Indeed." Jeanne also felt that Kyousuke had been gone for too long. "I'll go take a look. You can take a look at the working environment here first. I'll be back soon."

Jeanne came to the door of the staff lounge and knocked on it.

"Manager, Shashi. Are you in there?"

There was no response from the room, which made Jeanne a little anxious. If something happened to these two people, who would pay her salary?

"Sorry, I'm coming in."

Joan of Arc acted decisively, unscrewed the doorknob, and rushed to open the door. What she saw was a scene that almost made her faint.

Saki was huddled in a corner wrapped in a light yellow blanket, looking at Kyosuke with tears in her eyes, with a look of grievance in her eyes, while Kyosuke was in another corner of the room, looking towards the door awkwardly.

This is not the point. The point is that there is a small red stain on the abdomen of Sachi on the blanket wrapped in her. Joan of Arc judged at a glance that it was blood.

Bah!

Jeanne pressed Kyousuke against the wall without saying a word, with a dangerous red light flashing in her eyes.

"Tell me, should I kill you humanely or call the police directly? I believe your father, the store manager, will be very pleased to see you."

With Jeanne grabbing his neck, Kyousuke explained to her carefully with his throat shaking with difficulty: "I'm sorry, Saint Sister. I am really innocent."

"How dare you quibble! You defame a girl's innocence and yet you are so irresponsible. Are you a man?"

"No... that..."

Kyosuke felt like his throat was about to be crushed. He wanted to explain clearly, but he no longer had the ability to speak.

"Sister Jeanne, you misunderstood the manager."

Finally, Saki, the "victim", stood up to seek justice for Kyosuke.

"This is my...blood."

Sashi was really embarrassed, her face turned red like an apple, and her voice was hesitant and Jeanne couldn't hear clearly at all.

"what?"

"Sorry! I'm just a relative who came over. The manager didn't molest me. So, Sister Jeanne, you misunderstood!"

Under Jeanne's aggressive gaze, Shahi said in self-deprecation.

"What!?"

Chapter 14: Merlin: You think I'm Meili? Actually, it's me~

Kyosuke felt that he should have checked the almanac before going out today. Although his character has always been bad, he couldn't help but feel "F**K" to be so unlucky.

When he walked into the staff lounge, Kyosuke saw Saki curled up on the bed in the staff lounge and sleeping soundly, so he didn't wake her up. Instead, he found a blanket to cover her to prevent Saki from catching a cold.

Seeing Saki sucking her fingers and sleeping soundly, Kyosuke believed that she must be too tired recently. So in order to let Saki have a good rest, Kyosuke originally planned to sneak out after covering Saki with a blanket. He also left a note for Saki, waiting for her to wake up and come out to find them.

But just as he walked to the door and was about to open it quietly, he saw blood on the blanket covering Saki. This scared Kyosuke, and he could only shake Saki awake out of fear that something might happen to her.

"...So, Shaki's expression was just her simple shyness."

Kyosuke said as he carefully kneaded Jeanne's neck, which had turned red from being pinched by her.

At this time, only Kyousuke and Jeanne were left in the staff lounge. Saki, the bleeding girl who had stained her clothes, skirt and blanket red, had gone to the bathroom to clean up. Princess Keibu, who was called over to help, followed Saki. Fortunately, Jeanne bought a lot of clothes today, so Saki didn't have to change into work clothes when she went home later. Because of her period, Kyousuke had decided to give Saki a day off so that she could have a good rest.

"Who...who said the store manager had such a bad reputation before..."

Joan of Arc also knew that she was a little impulsive just now, so she turned her head away and said embarrassedly.

Kyousuke had given up arguing with Jeanne. He waved his hands helplessly and said, "Okay, okay. You are right no matter what. I'll trouble you to work hard today."

"If the store manager wants me to take over Saki's job, that's fine, but you have to work hard and not be lazy."

Jeanne agreed to Kyosuke's request, but she didn't intend to let Kyosuke spend the night so easily. She remembered clearly that the other party originally planned to give her a day off to sleep at night.

"Really? I should find an employee who can help me with the bartending. It's really unreasonable for me, the store manager, to have to do the work of an employee."

"Excuse me, manager. If you have to find someone else to do the bartending job, then our store will really have no business."

"Why? I'll find someone who's about my level. Even though the hiring fee will be higher, the business should still be about the same, right?"

Kyosuke didn't understand Jeanne's words. He knew very well that his bartending skills were only above average in the industry, and there was still a big gap compared to those older generation bartenders. But thinking about it, it's been less than half a year since he started bartending, so Kyosuke is still proud of this achievement. But he also knows that his ability is not outstanding in terms of the overall industry level.

"Manager, please think carefully about who our main customers are. Most of them are heroes or your acquaintances. Do you think they just come here to drink? Ninety-nine percent of these people come here for you. If you don't work, how can we attract customers?"

Don't say that I am still a gigolo. I have been out of this industry for a long time. Although I have not been in this industry for long.

"In that case, all I have to do is make sure I show up at the bar, right?"

"Because in that case, you are just being lazy, aren't you? You can do the job by yourself, but you have to spend one more person's money. Although I am not an investor, as a member of the store, I think this money will be wasted in the end."

Um...

Although Kyosuke believed that Jill would not care about such a small amount of money, what Jeanne said made sense, and it was definitely not good to waste too much. However, Kyosuke felt that his reason was not completely unreasonable.

"But I also need to rest, and I might not be able to come to the store one day because of something else. In that case, can I just close the store that day?"

"In that case, why don't you teach me and Saki how to make cocktails? There's no need to make it as good as you, as long as it can help in an emergency."

Kyosuke thought about Jeanne's suggestion and it seemed feasible. But he didn't know how to teach anyone. Could he teach her step by step? Kyosuke believed that if he really did that, he would definitely not be as simple as being pressed against the wall like today.

"How about this, I'll let Meili come and give you some training this weekend. There are some subtle movements in cocktail making that need to be taught step by step, and it's not convenient for me, a man, to teach you."

"Are you sure that white-haired girl is a girl during the weekend?"

Jeanne did not immediately agree with Kyosuke's proposal.

"Well...I think there shouldn't be any problem teaching it to Lily."

When Kyosuke thought about the current situation of the white-haired internet scammer, he felt a little helpless.

After the cross-dressing punishment was over, Merlin could not wait to replace Meili and regain control of the body, but unfortunately the Round Table had been waiting for him to do so. In order to prevent this white-haired man who had only fooled the public from beginning to end from seeing ghosts, they specially asked Tesla to make an electric chair for Merlin. In the eyes of these people, the stimulation of electric current can help a person's second personality emerge. I don't know which illiterate among these people came up with this theory. Anyway, except for Kyosuke and the good girl Mashu who had already left, most people in [Camelot] participated in this action.

In Kyosuke's opinion, this group of people may just want to make trouble for Merlin. But no matter what, facing the powerful attack of the electric chair, Merlin still resisted with revolutionary spirit. However, Gawain, whose eyes were already red with electricity, didn't care about so much. He shouted the slogan "Today, I will either electrocute you to death or point out Miss Meili. Merlin, wake up!" and received unanimous response from others.

After Merlin and Mary communicated, they finally made a decision after compromise. Excluding the 8 hours of sleep, the remaining 16 hours of the day will be shared by Mr. Merlin and Miss Mary. Each person can only use their body for 8 hours a day, no more and no less.

Although this result was a compromise, none of the parties were satisfied. Camelot was not able to completely get rid of Merlin, the ultimate trouble, but being able to spend half of his time being cheated by Merlin every day was an improvement; Merlin felt that it was unfair for him to give up half of his activity time to others every day.

Merlin was very upset and made a retaliatory move that made everyone feel unhappy. He did not directly divide the 8-hour activity schedule into two parts, nor did he take turns with Mary to control the body. Instead, he used his body randomly while perfectly executing the 8-hour activity schedule. So now Merlin's situation is that if you don't actually touch him, you have no idea whether the white-haired person in front of you is Merlin or Mary, especially when Merlin often secretly pretends to be Mary.

So now Merlin has a nickname in the circle that is more famous than the online scammer - Schrödinger.

PS: Big trouble is actually a sensitive word. What word do you want us to use to describe trouble? Huge? _(:з」∠)_