I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

Chapter 15 Kyosuke: In order to save my rest, let's recruit idols!

In the days after the menstrual incident, nothing special happened. It was just that Saki, the little girl, became shy in front of Kyosuke because she had bled in front of him. But this was not a bad thing for Kyosuke, because shy Saki was still cute.

Of course, although there are no sudden major events, Kyousuke's life is still not easy, because more and more work of the student union begins to be placed on Kyousuke.

Ever since she left Kyousuke alone at school that day, Yukino didn't know what was wrong with her. She had been treating Kyousuke like that for a few days. But unlike when they first started dating, when Yukino liked to express her dissatisfaction with Kyousuke directly with a disgusted expression, she is now much more scheming than before.

It's unknown where Yukino learned a new skill. Kyosuke estimated that it was probably learned from Haruno. Now, more often than not, Yukino treats Kyosuke with a harmonious smile like a spring breeze. If the cold Yukino was an unattainable goddess before, then when she shows a smile, she is a gentle girl next door.

However, her natural temperament as a young lady has not changed. Although she has become more approachable, ordinary people can still feel the huge unbridgeable gap between themselves and her.

Unfortunately, for Kyosuke, this smile is like a poison wrapped in honey. Every time Yukino shows this smile, it means that he will be given more work. So now, whenever Kyosuke sees Yukino smiling at him, he instinctively gets goose bumps, and the speed is almost as fast as the nanny calling him "good son".

Kyosuke thought that it was unreasonable for him to always be so submissive, after all, he was Yukino's brother. So in order to maintain his dignity as a brother, Kyosuke planned to resist Yukino. Of course, he didn't dare to slack off, but he mentioned to Yukino many times that he wanted to reduce the burden.

It's a pity that Kyosuke completely forgot that he has never had the so-called brother's authority in his life. As the eldest son of the Takasaka family, he has never raised his head in front of Kirino, so his wish to turn the tables and become the master in front of his sister is simply a pipe dream. Even with this almost non-existent resistance, Kyosuke couldn't do it. Every time he mentioned these things, Yukino would retort with the reason that the more capable, the more work. Kyosuke did think about quitting completely, but when he thought that he would definitely be retaliated against more severely by Yukino after doing so, he could only complete these complicated and trivial tasks with tears in his eyes.

Kyosuke's behavior can actually be described as a masochist. But Kyosuke himself doesn't think so. He keeps telling himself that he just doesn't want to argue with the little girl, and as a brother he should give way to his sister. This almost vicious brainwashing method makes him temporarily suppress his opinion of Yukino.

"Finally it's done. Should this be enough?"

After another day of school, Kyosuke threw his pen on the table, stretched his hands, and groaned.

"Kousaka-kun, you've worked hard."

Xun Shishi, who had been doing almost nothing on the side, refilled Kyosuke's tea from time to time. It can be said that she has been completely sidelined by the Service Club led by Yukino. Now the only power she has is to sign the documents drafted by Yukino or stamp the student union's seal.

If Kyosuke didn't know that Yukino wasn't interested in this, he would have thought that this was Yukino's plan from the beginning to gradually seize power in the student union and eventually become the master of the school.

Kyosuke didn't drink the hot tea immediately because he felt extremely hot. He unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt and fanned his neck hard with his hands.

"Phew, it's so hot."

His subconscious behavior gave people a feeling of being neither revealing nor revealing, making other girls in the classroom blush.

"Xiao Jing is right..."

When Yui was talking, her head was tilted, she was afraid that she would drool if she stared at Kyosuke. Although she has been with Kyosuke for a long time now, she can handle him with ease. But sometimes Yui still thinks of the time when she used to snuggle in Kyosuke's arms and make cookies. Whenever this happens, her eyes will be blurred, and she will involuntarily have reactions such as blushing, body heat, and drooling. But she will adjust herself as soon as possible every time, so until now, no one except Yukino knows that she has this problem.

"Really? I feel fine." Xueno said calmly while drinking hot tea, "It's just that you are a little too irritable. Haven't you heard that if you calm down, you will feel better?"

As she said this, Yukino winked at Yui, asking her to be more careful. It would be embarrassing if she was seen missing a man here.

"That's because you're a snow girl, you have a natural cooling aura. You can wear long sleeves even in the summer when the temperature is over 35 degrees... Ouch~"

Kyosuke was lying on the table, complaining to Yukino out of boredom, and then his head was hit by the pen cap thrown by Yukino.

"I'm sorry, I'm still a normal person. Wearing long sleeves in the middle of summer is something only mothers can do."

Yukino knew that Fumino could wear a black long-sleeved kimono in the summer and sit in an unair-conditioned room for a whole morning, and more importantly, she hardly sweated. She always wanted to know how her mother did it. At the same time, Yukino believed that her godmother, who had basically the same attributes as her biological mother, should also have this skill, because Minamoto no Raikou still wore that somewhat heavy purple kimono and had not changed it.

However, Kyosuke's thoughts were obviously off the track after hearing what Yukino said. He recalled the swimsuit photo of Minamoto no Raikou that Kintoki secretly showed him, as well as Fumino that Xiaoyu had transformed into before. He couldn't help but reveal a longing look in his eyes: "Maybe, but their swimsuits are really amazing."

"..."

Yukino felt that this guy who always thought with his lower body should be destroyed humanely.

At the back of the classroom, Hachiman, who had already finished his job and was playing shogi under Wasaimoku's seat, nodded in agreement with Kyosuke's words and also nodded in agreement with Kyosuke's opinion on the weather.

"It's really getting a bit hot right now. Xun-senpai, should we change into our summer uniforms now?"

"No, it's still a little early. It's not time for the school to change into uniforms. If we want to change into summer short-sleeved shirts in advance, we need to apply to the school."

"Then apply quickly."

"I'm sorry, but there are too few members in the student union right now (only me), so there is no way to submit any formal application to the school that involves all students."

Xun's tone was still unhurried, giving people a soft feeling, which made Kyosuke a little anxious.

"What if we just let the student union apply on your behalf?"

Kyosuke remembered that several members of the Service Club now had temporary positions in the Student Union.

Xun clapped his hands and said happily after hearing what Kyosuke said: "Ah, is Kosaka-san planning to officially join the student council? I'm so happy~"

"You totally misunderstood..."

Seeing that he was about to step onto the black ship, Kyosuke quickly pulled himself out.

"Tsk, what a pity."

It's over, the other party is serious. I said that she is not in a hurry to recruit people recently, and it seems that the other party is determined to let these people join the student union.

Kyosuke felt that he had to take action, otherwise he might fall into a trap one day and become a regular coolie. But how could he do that? He knew that he was most afraid of trouble. If he was tied to the big tree of the student union in the future, wouldn't it mean that his leisurely high school life would be gone? So in order to avoid falling into the big trap of the student union for the rest of his high school career, Kyosuke thought that he should take practical actions to protect his rest time.

"How about this, in order to be able to wear short-sleeved shirts as soon as possible in this hot weather, let's take the initiative to recruit new student council members in the Service Club!"

Chapter 16 Kyosuke: Girl, I see you have an amazing talent. Are you interested in joining the student union?

During the lunch break the next day after Kyosuke made his bold statement, he sat in the classroom tapping a piece of paper with a pen, with a distressed look on his face. He had said the big words, but he had no idea what to do. There was basically no room or need to consider those who applied for the student union before. How could these guys who even Xun looked down on be worthy of his attention?

Although it was only a temporary replacement, neither himself nor Yukino would allow their successors to be a bunch of good-for-nothings.

However, such a proud self-esteem has created another problem, that is, where can I find suitable people to become members of the student union?

You have to know that the right candidate is not as easy to find as the radishes and cabbages sold on the street.

What is the most valuable thing in the 21st century?

Talent!

Of course, as a time traveler, Kyosuke has another solution that is not a solution - to follow the old path of "history". According to his limited memory, the future student council president Isshi Iroha is a good candidate. Unfortunately, she did not apply when the student council was recruiting this time. It seems that there should be a plot for her to join the student council in the end. However, with Kyosuke's memory, he can no longer remember what happened at that time. He only vaguely remembers that the other party can become the student leader of Sobu High School. The male protagonist Hachiman must have contributed a lot, and even the process has long been forgotten to Siberia.

And this is not something I can recall from my own memory, it is just a reasonable inference I made based on the information I already have. Moreover, in this special world that I don't know whether to call a parallel world or a timeline, with the intervention of myself and the Heroic Spirits, it is hard to say what will happen in the future.

However, due to the development of the plot, Kyosuke had planned to find someone to replace him as soon as possible when the Service Club took over the Student Union. At that time, he secretly observed the original "future" Student Union president. Unfortunately, what Kyosuke saw was not a capable junior schoolmate, but a nymphomaniac who stalked Hayama.

Perhaps because he has seen too many nymphomaniacs, Kyosuke can really feel the depression of Hayama being followed by such a first-year junior school girl. However, Kyosuke himself does not have any sympathy for Hayama. He even hopes to see Hayama being caught between Miura and Isshiki and have a school day plot. Unfortunately, through observing these people, Kyosuke feels that the possibility is too slim, because Isshiki has no strength to fight against Miura, and this is not a fair competition at all. Just in terms of the bond with Hayama, Isshiki is no match for Miura.

Although according to the law, childhood sweethearts cannot beat the one who comes from heaven, but this also requires a special bond between the one who comes from heaven and the male protagonist. More importantly, Kyosuke knows very well that the person Hayama likes is neither named Miura nor Isshiki, but Yukinoshita. In this case, in Hayama's mind, Isshiki has long been ranked behind Miura and Yukinoshita sisters. Kyosuke has heard of the success of the first female lead, the second female lead, and the third female lead making a comeback, but the fourth female lead becoming the winner... The screenwriter who wrote this kind of plot is definitely out of his mind. Even if the heroine is eaten by a shark in the school swimming pool, it is much more reliable than this.

More importantly, even if he recruited Isshiki Iroha, he would have found someone to replace Yukino, but he would still have no candidate for his most important temporary accounting position!

What? Are you talking about Hachiman's temporary secretary? What does this have to do with me, Kousaka Kyousuke? Just let that guy continue to do his job.

But in the end, Kyosuke still included Isshiki in his recruitment list and began to observe whether the other party really had the potential to replace Yukino. At least if the recruitment was successful, he could escape from Yukino's clutches no matter what.

So at the end of the day's classes, when all the students began to participate in club activities and work hard to exert their youth, Kyosuke took a high-magnification telescope (borrowed from Lancelot) and began to observe Isshiki who was cheering for Hayama on the football field.

Miura seemed to have left for something, and Hayama seemed to be alone today. Isshiki would certainly not miss such a good opportunity, and he was courting Hayama from beginning to end. Kyosuke felt that Isshiki was completely doing useless work. You know, as the captain of the football team, Hayama is now focusing all his attention on the upcoming high school league. The relationship rebuilt by the school before made the football team idle for more than a month. Now if they don't work hard, the Sobu High School football team is probably going to be defeated in the first game amid laughter and cheers. This is something Hayama will never allow to happen, so the football team has been training every day since the school reopened, and even weekends have been scheduled for training courses.

Under such circumstances, Hayama would definitely not have any idea of ​​falling in love. Moreover, Kyosuke also thinks that Isshiki is working in the wrong direction. In Isshiki's eyes, her biggest enemy is Miura, so her primary goal has always been to replace Miura in Hayama's heart. First, become the woman with the highest status in Hayama's heart, and then further become the only woman Hayama loves. This is probably the love plan of the girl named Isshiki Iroha.

But Isshiki may not know that the target he is trying to replace is not that important in Hayama's mind, or not as important as Isshiki himself imagines. Maybe Hayama and Miura have a good relationship, or maybe Hayama really cares about Miura from the bottom of his heart, but from Hayama's perspective, his feelings for Miura are friendship rather than love. So, girl, your plan was off from the beginning.

"Hey Gao... Kyousuke. I know you don't like Hayama-san, but could you please stop looking at him like a stalker all day? Do you know that doing so will attract the imagination of those fujoshi? Don't blame me for not warning you when you see a fanfiction of you and Hayama someday."

I don't know when Yukino started to stand by Kyosuke. She felt that Kyosuke's behavior was very childish and ridiculed him. Obviously, Yukino thought Kyosuke was following Hayama. After all, she had known about the conflict between the two. However, there was no conflict between Kyosuke and Hayama. It was just that Kyosuke was unhappy with Hayama.

"How could I be interested in a man? I'm observing the girl who is handing Ye Shan a towel."

Kyousuke responded to Yukino's taunting as he continued to observe through the telescope.

"What girl do you care about so much?"

"The one with the flaxen hair."

Kyosuke didn't notice anything strange in Yukino's tone and handed the telescope to her naturally.

"Yeah, I saw her. She's a very cute girl."

"Cute? I think this girl is quite smart, even though she's still a little childish."

Judging Isshiki completely from the standards of student council president, Kyousuke and Yukino are completely on different wavelengths.

"So you like girls like this, Kosaka..."

Countless black air has emerged from Yukino's body, and she looks like a cursed snow woman. Kyosuke then realized the seriousness of the problem, because since he became her brother, Yukino would only call him by his surname when she was angry with him.

"Yukino, I think you might have misunderstood something."

Unfortunately, Yukino didn't listen to Kyosuke's explanation at all. She threw the telescope into Kyosuke's arms and warned him in a cold tone: "Kousaka, listen to me. Take care of that piece of rotten meat down there. If you can't take care of it yourself, I'll let the mothers take care of it. I believe that they will definitely grind it into pieces with loofah tendons. Do you understand?"

The strength that Yukino burst out at this moment made Kyosuke mistakenly believe that the person standing in front of him was a hybrid of Fumino and Hikari's mother. Faced with such a powerful pressure, Kyosuke could only nod his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

But I am indeed wronged this time, God can tell you that I just want to find a successor for you to lighten your burden. Yukino, you have to believe in your brother!

Chapter 17: Yawata: Those who pay New Year's greetings to chickens are either weasels or perverts

Regarding Yukino's misunderstanding of Isshiki, Yukino temporarily let Kyosuke off after Kyosuke's explanation and said that she would not tell her mothers for the time being. However, Yukino still had reservations about what Kyosuke said and did not completely believe him. On the one hand, it was because Yukino did not see how he was suitable to be the vice president of the student union after just a few glances, and on the other hand, it was also out of consideration for Kyosuke's past record. In Yukino's opinion, Kousaka Kyosuke saying that he was not interested in a girl was as ridiculous as her mother being seventeen forever.

So after Kyosuke proposed the plan to recruit Isshiki Iroha, Yukino agreed to Kyosuke's suggestion but also asked Hachiman to follow him as a supervisor. If Kyosuke really had bad intentions, Hachiman could just come out and disrupt the situation. After all, there are usually two outcomes when picking up girls with your gay friend: either it fails or your gay friend becomes the protagonist. As for if Hachiman and this junior high school girl named Isshiki really developed some strange sparks, Yukino said that she would castrate Hachiman for the reputation of Totsuka.

Well, use the cactus gloves to pull the tools of the crime directly off, and make one for Kyousuke by the way. Lady Yukino always pays attention to perfection in her work, so it is not a problem to give you two brothers a buy one get one free service.

Kyosuke and Hachiman, who were walking towards the football field, suddenly felt a chill between their legs, and seemed to vaguely sense that their little brother was in danger.

Kyosuke didn't think about Yukino, he thought it was Hachiman who was saying bad things about him, because Hachiman sacrificed his time for club activities and chatting with Totsuka every afternoon to be his follower. For a guy like Hachiman who forgets friends for the sake of beauty, Kyosuke felt that he must drag the time until the club activities are over and everyone has left. He must not let this guy have time to spend time with Totsuka!

As for Yukino's sinister intention of sending this dead fish eye to him, Kyosuke didn't care too much, because it was a good thing for Kyosuke to have a guy who could help him and make plans together. After all, one person's wisdom is inferior to another's. However, Kyosuke couldn't really say how much effect Hachiman, a young loser, could play. But since this guy could do everything well in the original work, it was a good choice to use him as a surprise soldier. If it really didn't work, letting Hachiman self-destruct would definitely solve most problems.

"Do you think she's a good candidate? Why do I feel like she's a nympho?"

Hachiman stood beside Kyosuke and looked at Isshiki who was infatuated with Hayama, his face was not very good. Isshiki's clever performance using her young age and intelligence reminded him of his sister Komachi, but a completely uncute version. No, Hachiman, an old fox, knew from the moment he saw Isshiki that this girl was always pretending to be cute. If Komachi was really a pure and innocent white lotus, then the school girl in front of him was definitely just a carefully dressed up illusion. Hachiman really couldn't like this kind of pretending to be a good girl. Because for him, Hikigaya Hachiman, a youth loser, this kind of masked pop player is one of the few people he hates the most in this game called youth.

Because of this reason, Hachiman never stopped talking after seeing Isshiki, trying his best to belittle this school girl who made him unhappy.

"It's not as if, she is."

Kyousuke didn't deny Hachiman's complaints at all.

Seeing Kyosuke admitting his words so generously, Hachiman was very surprised. His mouth was wide open and his eyes were full of doubt. Hachiman originally thought that Kyosuke would deny his evaluation in order to protect the person he favored. It must be said that Hachiman is still too naive. For Kyosuke, the requirement for himself or Yukino's successor is not to be perfect, as long as the ability is up to standard.

"Don't you think this kind of shameless energy is well suited to the politician position of Student Union President? She would be a good person to take the blame for."

From Kyosuke's malicious expression, Hachiman could see what Kyosuke was planning. To put it bluntly, Kyosuke just wanted to find someone to take the blame as soon as possible. As long as he could get out of this situation, Kyosuke didn't care about the student council's performance in the future, as long as he could ensure the normal operation of the student council. In fact, from this point of view, there is no need to be too harsh on the candidates' abilities. In fact, Hachiman privately thought that Kyosuke would choose Isshiki, his junior, more probably to make things difficult for Hayama.