I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"not me."

Lao Fu showed the No. 2 pick in his hand.

"it's me."

Enkidu raised his hand like a kid being called in class and showed everyone the number 1 sign in his hand.

"Wait a minute, why is it Enkidu!"

Gilgamesh was no longer calm. He wanted to stop Scathach but it was too late.

"Oh, it's you. Then please, this is an order."

Enkidu looked at Cu Chulainn with an apologetic look and said in distress: "I'm sorry, Cu Chulainn. I'm going to insult you. You useless stupid dog! Uh-huh~"

"..."

"..."

Are you cursing or being cute?

At that moment, Kyosuke seemed to see an angel named "Totsuka Ayaka" for some reason. Sure enough, all transvestites have this in common? ! Or is this ancient and oldest transvestite actually the ancestor of all transvestites? If so, can Hachiman confront Ayaka...

As if influenced by today's environment, Kyosuke found that his mind was unusually active.

Enkidu found that everyone was staring at him blankly, thinking that he had done something wrong, so he looked at Cu Chulainn with tears in his eyes: "Cu Chulainn, did I do anything wrong?"

Cu Chulainn heaved a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "No, your words are surprisingly not annoying."

"Pause!" Gilgamesh immediately stood up and slammed the table. He took out Ea and shouted at Cu Chulainn: "You damn bastard! Who gave you the power? I am the only one who can be insulted by Enkidu. You must die to pay for your sin!"

Following Jill's words, Ea's blade began to spin rapidly and made a roaring sound.

Is this guy an S or an M?

It was the first time that Kyosuke found someone so domineering.

PS: Regarding someone's mention of playing lottery with a clairvoyant, generally speaking, when people are bored and want to play Tetris on their mobile phones, they won't go out of their way to turn on the computer and use a modifier to adjust the score, right?

Of course, Mi-chan doesn't deny that there are people who enjoy ruining other people's gaming experience, but Gil is clearly not one of them. After all, this is just a game, and if he takes it too seriously, no one will play with him anymore.

Chapter 4: Cu Chulainn: Sorry, I curse even myself when I get angry

"Don't be so excited, Hero King." Scathach calmed down the restless Gil and asked him to temporarily withdraw the dangerous Ea. "This is just the rule of the game. Don't take it so seriously."

"What do you want to say?"

Jill looked at Shaka with his nose in the air and a proud look on his face. If the other party couldn't give him a satisfactory answer, he would definitely give her a hard time.

"Seeing this should make you feel relieved. Hey, stupid dog. Hurry up, this is an order."

"I...I'm a useless stupid...stupid...stupid dog."

Cu Chulainn's last two words were so trembling that they were almost inaudible, but the people present didn't pay much attention to this aspect. For them, it was worth it to see the great hero's shy expression as he called himself a dog.

It's pitiful, funny, and a little bit spicy. I can only say that Cu Chulainn is quite capable of presenting such a picture that makes people feel so many conflicting emotions.

Scathach hooked her arm around Jill's shoulders and said proudly, "Look, this is probably the most beautiful view in front of you."

"Really? Don't do things like this that affect people's appetite here."

Having said that, Gil calmed down to some extent. It was not known whether it was because the way Cu Chulainn scolded himself calmed him down or because he felt that there was really no point in settling a score with a dog.

Lao Fu, who was standing by, was the calmest among all the people, because he had seen a similar scene some time ago. He first drank the lemonade in front of him in one gulp, and then said to Kyosuke, who was rubbing his goose bumps because of Cu Chulainn, "Please give me a glass of brandy, thank you."

Hearing Holmes' request, Kyosuke didn't really want to leave his seat, as he had been badly cheated by this guy not long ago. However, out of his professional ethics as a bar owner, he turned around and took a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet and handed it directly to Holmes: "Here, pour it yourself."

"Thank you so much, Kyosuke." Holmes opened the bottle cap with one hand and poured himself a glass. Then he poured some more into Kyosuke's glass. "Why don't I see Jeanne and Saki?"

"They both took Keibu-hime to the movies, so I'm the only one in the store today. ...Hey, I'm underage!"

Kyosuke looked at Lao Fuku who was pouring wine for him with dissatisfaction. Is it really okay for a policeman to do this?

"What does it matter? It's not like you haven't drunk alcohol before."

Kyosuke picked up the glass with half a glass of wine on his face and said, "Every time I drink, nothing good happens... So, you, as a policeman, are not planning to play a sting operation, are you?"

"Don't worry, I just think the atmosphere is good today, so I want to have a drink with you, nothing else."

Lao Fu did not dare to say that he made a fortune because of Kyosuke's relationship. This time he was just thanking him in disguise. Otherwise, he would not have come to visit with Scathach and Jill, two guys who like to stir up trouble.

Kyosuke, who couldn't win over Laofu, could only pick up the wine glass and take a small sip to show his respect.

"Hey, I've drunk it."

"Okay, okay. Hey, everything is ready, let's start the next round."

Lao Fu saw that the guys over there had almost finished their fight, so he suggested starting the second round.

"Okay, now we're starting the second round. Everyone get ready."

Altria gave orders to others excitedly. After the first round of demonstrations, she had already figured out how she would enjoy her power if she became king.

"Damn it, I must draw the king this time."

Cu Chulainn looked at his teacher with resentment. If he beat the king, he would make this old woman lie on the ground and learn to bark like a dog. Blinded by hatred, he never thought that even if he succeeded, he would probably end up being slapped against the wall by Shaka who learned to bark like a dog.

““1…2…3…Who is the king?”””

"Tsk, I'm not. What about you, kid?"

Looking at the No. 4 pick in his hand, Da Gouzi turned to Kyosuke unwillingly, only to find that he was neither.

“It’s me this time!”

Artoria stood with her peak showing everyone the king's sign in her hand.

"Tsk, it's you."

Scathach smacked her tongue in dissatisfaction when she saw that Artoria would become the king.

"Hehe~" Altria looked at Scathach with ill intentions, "Well... it's decided. Let Scathach kneel down and apologize to me and say 'I'm sorry, I'm a bitch'. This is an order~"

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"Huh? Why is there no response?"

Artoria felt a little strange when she saw Shaka had no reaction. Didn’t she say that the Noble Phantasm would allow her to execute it by force?

"You have to tell me the number. If you don't tell me the number, the treasure won't work."

Jill felt a little confused looking at the cute and silly Lily. Why didn't these people listen to the rules clearly before playing?

"But this guy just now clearly called the dog by name!"

Altria suddenly felt that the whole world was against her. It was obviously the purple old woman who could do it, so why did it fail when it came to her?

"Who do you think is that dog?"

Seeing Lily in confusion, the kind-hearted Enkidu stepped forward to explain to her: "But Scathach gave the order to the person with the number, right? She gave orders to No. 3 and No. 1 in the name of the king. The orders you give must be numbers instead of specific individuals."

"How come... Hey, what's your number?"

Altria looked at Scathach angrily, but she glared at her without mercy: "Do you think I can tell you now?"

"Tsk, Kyousuke-chan. Where's your number? What's it?"

Just as Kyosuke was about to give out his own number, he caught sight of his master looking at him with a look that said "you're dead if you dare to tell him", so he shook his head decisively to indicate that he didn't dare to tell him.

"Hey! Don't scare my little Kyousuke!"

"I just reminded him not to forget our date in bed that night~"

"Shit! Old woman!"

"Stop talking nonsense and decide your orders quickly. Everyone is waiting for you."

"Woo..."

Altria looked at the rest of the people with resentment in her eyes. For fear of being implicated by her anger, everyone quickly hid their lotteries so that she wouldn't see the numbers.

Seeing Altria's hesitation, Shaka kindly added, "By the way, the king cannot give orders to himself."

"Tsk~ Got it."

Artoria broke the king's sign in her hand with force.

"Number 1 and Number 2, hug each other. This is an order."

Finally, Altria said in frustration after giving up on herself. However, what made her not want to fight was that Kyosuke stood up and hugged the master.

"What...wait, this doesn't count!"

However, it was too late. Under the influence of the Noble Phantasm, the two of them had already hugged each other tightly - for a long, long time. And I don't know if it was intentional, but Shaka's hands, which were holding Kyosuke, kept wandering on his back and moving lower and lower, finally reaching his buttocks.

"That's enough, you two! Separate now."

It was not until Altria got angry that Scathach reluctantly let go of Kyosuke.

Chapter 5 Big Dog: I want to write the word "miserable"!

Shaka looked at Altria with dissatisfaction for disturbing her. If she had been a little later, she would have fallen into the ditch.

"It was clearly the most exciting moment just now, and you interrupted it just in time."

"You were the one who hugged me for too long! I only said you could hug me for a while, I didn't allow you to do anything so excessive."

Not willing to be outdone, Altria pushed Shaka still and touched Kyosuke again.

"I can't help it. This is the effect of the Noble Phantasm. I can't control myself at all." Scathach sat back in her seat and explained casually to Lily. However, her last words to Kyosuke almost made Altria furious again. "Your butt is quite elastic. How about trying it with you on top tonight?"

"Ah! What's so funny about Kyousuke's asymmetrical butt!"

Altria was so angry that she was unconscious and had no idea what she was saying.

However, Scathach herself discussed Kyosuke's butt with her seriously: "You are too harsh. There is no perfect thing in the world, right? Even if it is asymmetrical, it is still a perfect butt."