I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Jill..."

I'm not your Jill! (;?Д?i|!)

You two are so in tune with each other, can't you just bypass me and be intimate again? !

Kyosuke was devastated. He tried to wake the two people up with his feet, but found that his legs were also tied up.

"Fergus..."

Cu Chulainn, who was sleeping at the foot of the bed, hugged Kyosuke's legs like a big Korean dog hugging a meat bone.

Where did this dead dog come from? ! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Kyosuke couldn't help but want to cry when he thought about sleeping in the same bed with three grown men (one of whom was a transvestite) for a night.

Where is the girl I promised you? I haven't posted anything for days! Can anyone explain what happened last night? Is my first time in the second half of my life still there?

What was terrible was that these three men seemed to have him in their grasp and were getting closer and closer to his body.

"Enkidu..."

"Jill..."

"Fergus..."

"You guys, don't be so——"

After thinking it over, Kyosuke finally decided to give up his face. Compared with the possibility of embarrassment, losing his anus is a more real purgatory. So Kyosuke, who gave up on himself, planned to open his throat to wake these people up. Kyosuke didn't believe that Jill would choose to eat him when she was awake.

However, Old Fuku, who was sleeping on the floor next to the bed, was one step faster than Kyosuke. He sneezed loudly and sat up.

"A-choo! Watson! I have a brilliant idea!"

Holmes, who was sitting on the floor, shouted something in his sleep and then fell back to the floor and continued to sleep soundly.

Yes, not one is missing. Who on earth would lock several drunken males in a room? What if one of them gets anal?

But thanks to Lao Fu's shout, at least I was woken up by his voice.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other in silence for a while.

"……Good morning."

"morning."

Gilgamesh nodded to Kyosuke and dropped his hand that was grabbing Kyosuke's head as if nothing had happened.

"that……"

"Nothing happened, right?"

Jill looked at Kyosuke with a warning look, the meaning of which was self-evident.

"Yeah, nothing happened."

Kyousuke couldn't agree more with this.

Yeah, nothing happened.

PS: Starting today, this book will be on sale for a week. I hope those who are still reading it will make up for the chapters they haven't ordered. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 7 Kyosuke: This dog really needs to be punished

It was almost 8: when Kyosuke limped to the bar with other boys. So why was he injured?

emmmm...this is a very serious question.

Originally, his virginity crisis had been resolved after Jill woke up, but Kyosuke chose to get up in order to get out of this embarrassing situation as soon as possible. He never expected that when he pulled his feet out of Cuchulain's arms, he would wake up this stupid dog who was already sleeping so hard that he didn't know his own name. So in order to protect the "bone" in his arms from being snatched away by other dogs, Cuchulain bit the bone in his arms - Kyosuke's calf.

It can only be said that the big dog was in a daze and didn't bite hard, otherwise Kyosuke estimated that his entire right foot would have been bitten off by it. Despite this, Kyosuke was still bitten to pieces, but fortunately Jill was right next to him and immediately gave him medicine (special medicine from Wang Caili) so that the wound healed quickly. But although the wound on Kyosuke's leg had healed long ago, the pain from his foot still gave him the illusion that the wound was still bleeding.

"Good morning, store manager, and everyone."

Joan of Arc, who had been cleaning up the traces of their "mischief" last night at the bar, immediately placed coffee and toast on the table when she saw them coming out from the backstage yawning one by one.

"Good morning."

Kyosuke dragged his still painful right leg and found a seat to sit down. Instead of eating toast first, he chose to take a sip of coffee to clear his mind.

Princess Keibu, who was cleaning a glass to Jeanne's left, noticed that Kyosuke's walking posture was rather strange: "Manager Kosaka, what happened to your leg? Did a dog bite you?"

"..."

I remember you weren't a language major, right?

Kyosuke paused with his hand that was holding the coffee cup. He looked at the third in command of his store with a strange look (although there were only four people in the store). Could this guy have a voyeurism fetish like that white-haired guy?

"Yeah, pretty good morning bite."

Lao Fu, who was the most relaxed among the group, sold out all of Kyosuke while smelling the aroma of coffee.

"Really? With whom? With Enkidu-kun? Or with Mr. Gil?"

Holmes shook his head. "I'm sorry, both are wrong."

"Could it be you, Mr. Holmes?"

Xingbu Ji's mouth was almost grinning to the back of her head. She was really interested in this matter.

"Sorry, I already have Watson."

Holmes denied Xingbu Ji's guess, which made someone even happier.

"So it's Mr. Cuchulainn. I didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste, manager. I never expected you to have such a wild side."

Seeing the little face of Keibu-hime with glasses approaching, Kyosuke immediately leaned back to get as far away from this guy who was in a bad mood as possible. In this person, Kyosuke saw a group that he least wanted to be associated with but absolutely could not offend - fujoshi. It's not that Kyosuke has any prejudice against fujoshi, but it feels really awkward when the object of fujoshi's YY is himself.

Third boss, I have two of the most famous couples in history by my side, why do you have to hold on to your boss? Be careful or I will deduct your bonus this month!

"Manager, you are so boring." Seeing that Kyosuke ignored her, Princess Xingbu waved her fist unhappily, "I was just thinking about it, Manager, you are so petty. I will draw a book of you and Mr. Cu Chulainn to get revenge!"

"What does this have to do with me?!"

Cu Chulainn spit out the coffee in his mouth. He didn't expect that his careless mistake would lead to such a bad result. If this fearless woman really drew the notebook, and the old woman saw the notebook of his x Kyosuke, he would probably be nailed to the tree by Gáe Bolg. This was almost certain, because Cu Chulainn knew very well that when the old woman was interested in something, she would try her best to find everything related to it. In this case, if Xingbu Ji really drew the notebook, it would be only a matter of time for the old woman to find it.

"If you know you're just thinking about it, then don't say it out loud! And if you really dare to draw it, I'll throw you out of the window on this floor!"

Kyosuke then realized that compared to the second in command who was extremely strict with him, the third in command who seemed to be very quiet was the one who should not be provoked the most.

"Puff~"

Princess Kobu didn't say whether she gave up or not, she just kept making faces at Kyosuke. This attitude made Kyosuke very unhappy, and he swore that if he gave this guy a bonus this month, he would be absolutely happy.

"Okay, stop messing around. Tell me what happened." Jeanne d'Arc stabbed Kyosuke and Keibutsu who were staring at each other with a knife each to temporarily separate their gazes.

"Cuchulainn was blinded by sleep and bit me."

Kyosuke explained what happened in the morning in the simplest terms.

After hearing this, Jeanne leaned over the bar and looked at Kyosuke's legs anxiously: "Manager, are your feet okay? Can you lift up your trouser legs so I can see?"

"It's okay, the wound has healed. Gil happened to be there at the time, and his medicine is very effective."

"Yeah, that's good."

After seeing Kyosuke signal that he was fine, Jeanne finally felt relieved and poured another glass of milk for Kyosuke.

"Since you're already injured this morning, drink a glass of milk to replenish your nutrition."

"Thank you."

Seeing that the other person cared about him so much, Kyosuke felt a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that this woman who was usually mean to him also had a gentle side.

"After all, you are the store manager. If something happens to you and the store cannot be opened, then I will be homeless again. So in order for me to have a bed to sleep in, you must take care of yourself."

Although the other person is being nice to me, why does this sound so awkward?

"Hey, I'm only in high school. I'm not a dying old man. How can it be as exaggerated as you say?"

After hearing that the so-called morning bite was a real bite, Princess Xingbu became a little listless. She propped up her head with her elbows and said with a bored look on her face, "Tsk, so boring. I thought something would happen to you, but this is the only thing that happened. I even suggested throwing all of you into a room."

““It turns out that you did all this!!””

The faces of several boys changed immediately after hearing what Xingbu Ji said. They finally knew the culprit who had made them so embarrassed in the morning.

Chapter 8: Come on, come and hit me

If beating a woman wasn't so tasteless, the boys present said they would definitely beat Princess Xingbu until she bled.

"Okay, calm down, all of you. Xingbu Ji didn't mean it. I believe she won't dare to do it again next time, but if possible, I hope that you guys won't have this kind of situation next time..."

Joan of Arc also noticed that everyone was in a bad mood, so she immediately tried to calm them down.

"Speaking of which, what happened to you guys last night? When we came back, we found you and Miss Lily sleeping in the hall with bottles of wine. The whole bar was filled with a strong smell of alcohol, as if someone had smashed the wine cabinet."

Fearing that the others would continue to hold on to the princess's pigtails, Jeanne asked about their drinking after calming them down. Even if it was a heroic spirit drinking like this, it was too much, not to mention that there were two ordinary people, Kyosuke and Yokoshima. You know, when Jeanne was cleaning up after the incident, she even found two bottles of Jill's treasured sacred wine.

After hearing Jeanne's question, the expressions of several people were not very good. After all, this was not something to brag about. On the contrary, several heroic spirits were tricked by an ordinary person, and finally had to use a wine bottle to knock him out to escape. Although this was not the direct reason why Jill knocked Yokoshima unconscious, it is an indisputable fact that the effect of the Noble Phantasm ended after Yokoshima fainted. Of course, it is also possible that the Noble Phantasm thought that Yokoshima was not knocked unconscious but drunk, so it ended the order to everyone.

"What's wrong? Why are you all silent? Is there something you can't tell me?"

Joan of Arc narrowed her eyes and looked at the few people. She thought that she needed to teach these guys who didn't want to tell the truth a lesson.

"Well... actually it's because..."

Seeing that Jill and the others didn't want to talk, Kyosuke could only bite the bullet and tell them what happened last night as concisely as possible.

"Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter. You grown men were actually tricked by Miss Yokoshima! Hahaha..."

After hearing Kyosuke's explanation, Princess Keibu lay on the bar and laughed out loud, as if she was going to release all the laughter she had laughed in the past year at this moment.

Kyosuke felt that Princess Keibu's expression was a bit exaggerated. Her unbridled laughter was like a knife stabbing into the hearts of several people.

"Okay, I know it's embarrassing. You can stop now."

Cu Chulainn looked the worst, knowing that he was the most unlucky in the whole game last night. Kyousuke at least had the benefit of being hugged by his teacher, but he got nothing except being insulted and Thomas Turn*2, and was also forced to drink like the others.