I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

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What's happening here?

Kyosuke looked at Uncle Hai, who was roasting corn with a palm-leaf fan half as big as his body, and Achilles, who was dressed as a waiter.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh? It's Kyousuke, welcome. What would you like to eat?"

"I want fried noodles and... No, Achilles, what are you doing? And Uncle Hai too..."

Achilles gave Kyosuke a standard waiter-boy smile and explained, "Part-time job. You know it's summer vacation, right? I'm free anyway, so what's wrong with making some extra money? Don't you agree, Hercules?"

“Ah——(nods)”

Uncle Hai, who was still fanning the room, nodded vigorously to show his agreement with Achilles' question. His naive appearance reminded Kyosuke of the obedient black bear in the circus. Thinking of how he would lose his temper and smash everything whenever he was not satisfied with something, Kyosuke felt that it was really incongruous for him to be so well-behaved.

"Okay, please give me these things and pack them up."

Kyosuke handed over the notes that Miura had just written down with the things that everyone wanted to buy. Although he felt a little strange that the heel chose his beach out of so many beaches, he didn't say anything more since the other party was indeed doing business and just treated him as an ordinary customer.

Achilles, squatting with a plate in his hands, bit Kyosuke's note in his mouth and walked into the back kitchen. After putting down what he was holding, he handed the note to a brown-haired man with a ponytail.

"Teacher, I'm counting on you."

"Okay."

Chiron turned around and gave Kyosuke a thumbs up: "Kyosuke, leave everything to me. You guys go find a seat and sit down, okay, I'll have Achilles bring it to you."

"Teacher Chiron..."

Could it be that the fried noodles you use are made with horse meat?

The moment Kyosuke saw Chiron, he felt terrible. Could it be that all these people were coming over?

"You really have acquaintances everywhere you go..."

After finding a seat and sitting down, Hachiman once again marveled at Kyosuke's wide circle of friends. He felt that this guy's friends were from all over the world.

Kyousuke's eyes never left the master-disciple trio. If it was just the heel and Uncle Hai, he could still deceive himself that it was a coincidence. Now even Master Ma has come, it must be premeditated. After hearing Hachiman's question, he subconsciously answered: "Don't you know them? They are the new physical education teachers this semester."

"How would I know if the teacher didn't teach us?"

Hachiman turned around and secretly glanced at Uncle Hai who was still fanning the air. He had the illusion that the uncle would create a tornado if he exerted enough force.

"Don't worry, I think they will be the ones teaching our physical education class next semester."

You know, there are many big and strong guys with muscles on their heads among the Heroic Spirits, so compared with cultural teaching, physical education, which is related to their main profession, has become a hot commodity that these Heroic Spirit teachers are fighting for. Under such circumstances, after countless open and covert battles, the physical education class of Sobu High School was finally won by the [Greek Gang] led by Chiron.

Although there are still many physical education teachers from Sobu High School teaching this semester, according to inside information obtained by Kyosuke, the physical education classes next semester will be completely occupied by the "Greek Gang", so even if he doesn't meet them here, Hachiman will probably be forced to get to know them by September.

Is this guy a physical education teacher... I feel like he can break a student's arm with just a little force.

Hachiman imagined that when he was doing warm-up exercises before playing ball, he didn't stretch well enough, so this teacher with only biceps on his body came over to help him open up his body.

“Ah——(with a little effort)”

click-

"Ah! The penguin's limbs are twisted into a knot!"

……

"Fortunately, the other party is not our physical education teacher."

"Did you come up with something weird in your mind?"

Kyosuke looked at Hachiman with some surprise as he had a lingering frightened expression.

"Ah——(Put it down)"

Uncle Hai suddenly appeared next to the seats of Hachiman and Kyosuke.

"What...what happened? I didn't say anything bad about you again."

Faced with the size difference where he only reached the opponent's waist, Hachiman quickly left his seat and hid behind Kyousuke.

"Ah——(pointing)"

Uncle Hai pointed to the two portions of roasted corn he had placed on the table with his finger, which was as thick as the corn he was roasting.

"I remember we ordered more than two, right?"

“Ah——(nods)”

"He said those two portions are for you." Heel, who was making fried noodles, turned around and shouted to Kyosuke and Hachiman, "Hercules likes you very much."

“Ah——(nods)”

"Did they add something weird?"

Kyosuke poked the corn with his finger. Judging from the touch of his finger, it should be real roasted corn instead of something else that looks like corn. After being tricked by the Heroic Spirit countless times, he already had a psychological trauma about this kind of thing.

"Well...we will eat, you can go do your thing first."

Kyosuke noticed that Hercules had not left, and was staring at him and Hachiman with gloomy eyes.

“Ah——(stare)”

"I know. I will eat it."

Kyosuke picked up one of the roasted corns. The corn was roasted golden brown. Except for one or two burnt kernels at the tip, there was no flaw at all. The whole roasted corn was brushed with brown sauce. The unique aroma of charcoal grilling wafted into his nose. Although it was mixed with a hint of burnt smell, it made the roasted corn seem more authentic. It made people salivate.

"Well……"

The moment he bit into the roasted corn, Kyousuke felt as if his taste buds were quickly infected by something. A strange sense of satisfaction instantly filled Kyousuke's mouth.

"This...rich sauce has seeped into every kernel of corn, and the ultimate flavor explodes the moment you bite it."

"This taste is definitely not just roasted corn!"

Kyosuke slapped the table and stood up, "It smells like beef, Uncle Hai, you added beef to the sauce you used!"

“Ah——(nods)”

Hercules roared to the sky, he was very happy that Kyosuke was able to guess the cleverness of his work.

Seeing Kyousuke and Hachiman chewing the corn as fast as hamsters, Hercules smiled slightly and then hid his achievements and staggered back to his grill.

Teacher Ma is really amazing. Even Uncle Hai can use it so skillfully. He is completely different from that old lady who does nothing but walk the dog and trains people to death.

This outrageous idea popped into Kyosuke's mind while he was eating delicious grilled corn.

PS: Tomorrow, Mi-chan plans to use up her leave request for this month and give herself a day off, after all, two-thirds of this month has already passed. But I will not stop updating tomorrow, and will post a 2k chapter. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 33 Chiron: You'll never know what kind of meat I put in my fried noodles

Because the corn tasted so delicious, Kyosuke and Hachiman specially asked for a few more. But Uncle Hai's corn was so popular that Kyosuke and Hachiman had to wait a long time just to order a few more. When Kyosuke and Hachiman came back, the others had already been waiting impatiently. Seeing a few people greet him with wolf eyes, Kyosuke felt lucky to have brought food back, otherwise these starving ghosts would probably pounce on him and eat him.

Before Kyosuke and the other person even walked in, Yui, who was the most anxious, rushed over and tried to snatch the bags that Kyosuke and Hachiman were carrying, "You're too slow... It took you so long to buy something."

"Sorry, there are too many people, so it's a little slow."

Kyosuke dodged Yui's outstretched hand and put the things directly on the table under the parasol, then spoke to others with an apologetic look on his face.

"Watermelon! Watermelon!"

Yui didn't care about Kyosuke's reasons. The moment Kyosuke and Hachiman put down the bag, she couldn't wait to open the bag and look for her target. Then she found a large pile of roasted corn, much more than everyone had requested before.

"Wait a minute, why are there so many grilled corns? We clearly didn't order so much. Xiaojing, did you use the money for watermelon to buy corn?"

"The roasted corn here tastes good, so we bought some extra for everyone to try."

Kyosuke took out the shaved ice and put it in the portable refrigerator that Nabo brought. Otherwise, after everyone had dinner, they would probably only be able to drink syrup water if they ate the shaved ice. Hearing Yui's words, he replied.

"Ah! So you've already tasted it! Xiaojing, you ate it all by yourself!"

It was obvious that Yui's focus was not on the same channel as Kyosuke. She pointed at Kyosuke and reprimanded him as if he had really done something against the law.

"Because the owner of the Sea House is an acquaintance, he gave me and Hachiman two grilled corns to try." Kyosuke grabbed Yui's index finger pointing at him and moved it to another place. At the same time, he turned back to look at Yukino who was sitting on the blanket and applying sunscreen to her arm. "Why is the owner of the Sea House here Master Ma?"

Yukino had just finished applying the oil and was carefully wiping off the excess with a tissue. After hearing Kyosuke's words, she couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, "I'm not Haruno, how would I know? This kind of thing is not my business. And aren't you too sensitive? I know you've been cheated by them, but don't believe everything you hear. It's not the time for them to cheat you yet."

"Yeah...that's right."

Because Yukino's last sentence was spoken too softly, Kyosuke didn't hear it, so under Yukino's persuasion, Kyosuke temporarily let down his guard and prepared to enjoy the trip.

Seeing Kyosuke's relaxed expression, Yukino smiled slightly, and then said to Mashu, "Mashu, please apply sunscreen on my back, too."

"Come on, Komachi. Brother will treat you to grilled corn. The grilled corn here is especially delicious."

Hachiman was not as suspicious as Kyosuke. He took out a particularly plump corn that he had noticed when he was packing and handed it to his beloved sister.

"Yeah, thank you... yummy."

After taking the corn, Komachi nibbled off the kernels one by one and chewed them slowly in her mouth. Although her way of eating was very special, the satisfied expression on her face clearly expressed everything.

"Hmm... You are biased, Dunjia! You gave such thick corn to little sister Komachi. I want to eat it too!"

"Stop talking so obscenely! Can't you just speak properly?"

Kyosuke, who was drinking a drink, almost spit out what was in his mouth. He hit Yui on the head with a knife.

"Humph, it's obviously the squatter who made a thick, black one..."

"I beg you to stop saying such disgusting things while eating, okay?"

Kyosuke felt that this girl was just taking revenge on him for not agreeing with her suggestion to play with watermelons.

"Humph, Xiao Jing is a bully... I'm going to eat all your corn!"

Yui picked up a roasted corn and put it into her mouth in a huff, and the moment she bit it, her expression melted immediately, her eyes widened, and her hand holding the corn cob spun rapidly like an electric drill.

"Wow! This taste... I've never eaten grilled corn so delicious!"

Even though her cheeks were already bulging with corn kernels, Yui still ate the corn as quickly as she could. At the same time, she grabbed a piece of roasted corn with her free hand and held it in the book to prevent others from snatching it away.

Very good, the plan is going well.

Kyosuke took advantage of the fact that Yui was turning into a hamster and her whole attention was on her mouth and the corn in her hand, and secretly handed the watermelon to Naha, "Cut the watermelon quickly while this girl's attention is not here."

"Master Kyosuke is really a bad guy. But if you want to order Nabo around, you'll have to pay a reward, Master Kyosuke~" Nabo winked at Kyosuke while holding a watermelon.

"How about I treat you to fried noodles?"