I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Tsk~ How insincere! I thought Master Kyosuke would treat Nabo to some naughty food~"

"I said, you don't have to suddenly speak in Chinese just to tell a dirty joke, right?"

Kyosuke finally knew who Yui learned the dirty joke from.

"Hey, hey. Master Kyosuke, you really can't stand being teased. You can be enjoying the pleasure of a thousand-year-old lady, but you get so anxious at even the slightest joke. So Master Kyosuke, you are still too young."

Naha shook her finger, looking like a person who had experienced it, which made Kyosuke decide to tell her exactly what he said the next time he saw the master. As for now, Kyosuke's way of dealing with such people has always been to ignore them. For guys like Naha who like to tease others, just ignore them. If they don't get the desired reaction, they will feel bored and give up bothering you.

Of course, this is because Naha is a girl and that's why she gets preferential treatment. If it was a boy, Kyosuke would just punch him and knock him to the ground.

"This fried noodles tastes pretty good. By the standards of Ocean House, it can be considered top-notch. The meat is especially tasty. The texture is different from regular pork or beef. I don't know how the store cooks it."

Zaimokuza did not touch the grilled corn recommended by Kyosuke, but instead picked up the fried noodles and started to devour them.

"Uh...as long as you like it."

Could it be true that Teacher Ma cut two taels of meat from his own buttocks to use for fried noodles?

Thinking of this possibility, Kyosuke calmly put down the fried noodles in his hand and chose a takoyaki instead. At least he was sure that there was no Hokusai or Abigail among the Greeks in the House of the Sea, so he could eat with peace of mind.

"Ah, it's so delicious. I didn't expect grilled corn to be so delicious." Yui threw two corns that were only left with the cobs into the trash bag. Only then did she remember her "mission". "Xiao Jing, where's my watermelon?"

Then, the sharp-eyed Yui saw Naha raising a butcher knife to kill the watermelon she had been dreaming about.

"Ah, no!!"

Yui quickly snatched the watermelon before Nabo raised her knife, "Sister Nabo, you can't do this. The watermelon is very pitiful. It came to this world and grew up quietly just to bring us happiness. And ending its life with a stick is the most glorious way for the watermelon. Sister Nabo, can you bear to watch it die in such obscurity? Can you give it a tragic ending?"

Naha was moved by Yui's sincere eyes, so Naha just held Yui's hand. "Okay, then I'll listen to you, Yui-chan. Let's complete its life, let it live a great life, and die gloriously. Let's play watermelon together!"

"Sister Nabo, you are the best!"

Yui hugged Nabo and rubbed his chest desperately.

Snapped!

When Yui and Nawa were suffering from chuunibyou, Kyosuke simply took a kitchen knife and cut the watermelon in half with one stroke.

"Ah!! Guataro!"

Yui turned pale when she saw the watermelon split into two parts.

"I'll go, have you come up with a name yet?"

PS: Well, let's go to bed early today. Good night, everyone

Chapter 34 Xiao Mo: Does anyone still remember me?

Kyosuke quickly distributed the cut watermelon to everyone, but Yui was very dissatisfied with his behavior, so she used her little fists to hit Kyosuke's chest like raindrops.

"I'm angry, Xiaojing, you are so rude! How could you treat Guataro like this! Give Guataro back to me!"

"I said it was rude, but your plan was even more outrageous, okay? You were going to smash it to pieces with a stick. I was being merciful by killing it with a knife, okay?"

Kyosuke felt nothing from this almost weightless fist; he just picked up a piece of watermelon and started eating it.

"Humph, I'm angry. I'm really angry, Xiaojing, it's useless for you to comfort me."

Yui squatted on the blanket holding two pieces of watermelon and ate them hard, as if the red watermelon flesh was Kyosuke himself.

Although Yui said she didn't want Kyosuke to coax her, she kept looking at Kyosuke. This kind of tsundere behavior seemed very cute to others, but it was a torture for Kyosuke. Kyosuke couldn't find a way to coax Yui, and it was obviously unrealistic to buy a watermelon for Yui to beat, so he could only look at Yukino hoping she could help him, but she ignored Kyosuke's request for help.

"You have to solve the problems you caused yourself."

Yukino stood up and walked towards the sea. When passing by Kyosuke, she tapped his forehead with her finger. "I'll take care of that kid before I come back from swimming. Do you hear me? If this kid still has this unhappy expression when we have dinner tonight, I'll use your arm to make sashimi."

Is it so scary?

Yukino's cold fingers made Kyosuke shiver all over, but unfortunately Yukino didn't give him a chance to explain and disappeared from everyone's sight.

"She just left like that? No sense of teamwork at all?"

Kyosuke looked back at the others to get their support, but everyone was doing their own thing in tacit understanding.

"Ms. Yukino, please wait for me."

Nabo hurriedly took the towel and followed Yukino to the beach.

"Okay, Komachi-nii will take you swimming."

"Onii-chan~ I'm not a child anymore, don't bring a swimming ring."

The Hikigaya siblings also disappeared tactfully.

"Um, Miura..."

"Sorry Kyousuke, I need to take a nap, don't disturb me."

Miura simply covered his face with a book to refuse Kyosuke's request for help.

Kyosuke looked at the last person present who had not expressed his opinion - Mashu.

"I'm sorry, Senior. This is something you caused yourself. You have to solve it yourself."

Mashu shook her head to indicate that she could do nothing to help, but fortunately she did not leave like the others. Instead, she sat there quietly waiting for Kyosuke to deal with the problem.

Kyosuke was particularly angry when he saw that these people had betrayed him one by one, "Fuck, what's your reaction? I did this for you! How can a watermelon covered in sand taste good?!"

"Although your intention was good, Kyousuke, the way you handled it was problematic."

"Um...Miura, aren't you sleeping?"

"I was just dreaming."

That's enough!

Kyosuke had no choice but to try to make Yui happy. He secretly glanced at Yui and found that she was also looking at him. After discovering the way he was looking at her, Yui immediately turned her head again and made a "humph" sound.

"Um, Yuigahama. It's my fault. Don't take it seriously."

"Humph~"

"How about I buy you another watermelon?"

"No, I'm full."

"that..."

"But no matter how you apologize, I will never forgive Xiaojing! Just wait to be cut alive by Yukino-chan."

Are you really planning on eating me?

"Really... This is forcing me to use my trump card. I originally wanted to use it to play with it myself..."

Kyosuke pushed his glasses and said to Yui in a flattering tone, "Hey, Yuigahama, I have something good here."

"Humph, no matter what you say, Xiaojing, I will never forgive you. Absolutely not!"

As if she felt that her words were not very convincing, Yui deliberately repeated them again, but not only did she not make people feel that she was angry, but she seemed more like a tsundere.

It was this kind of ambiguous attitude that made Kyosuke see hope in Chen Gong, and he took something out of the equipment box.

I'm sorry, Manager. In order to make Yuigahama forgive me, I have to sacrifice your coffin.

Kyosuke patted the thing in his hand and finally decided to put it in front of Yui.

"what is this?"

Seeing the blue and yellow striped surfboard, Yui finally couldn't suppress her curiosity and raised her head and asked proudly.

Seeing that something was going to happen, Kyosuke immediately handed the surfboard to Yui, "This is Mordred's surfboard. She's not joining this trip so I asked her to borrow it. Mordred even named it [Prydwen]. How about it, do you want to try it?"

"Humph, let me tell you, Xiaojing, do you think you can make me forgive you by using such a little trick?"

"Try it first."

“But I don’t know how to surf.”

Yui's eager look showed that she wanted to give it a try, but she was still a little hesitant.

"Don't worry, this magical skateboard will teach you how to do it."

Kyosuke breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the fish took the bait.

———Ten minutes later————

"Hahaha! This is so funny! Look, Yukino-chan! I can surf now!!"

After Yui rode over a wave on the Prydwen, she waved excitedly at Yukino who was watching her surfing.

"It's really just a child's temper. It can be solved like this."

Kyosuke said with relief as he stood on the beach and looked at Yui who was smiling like a child.

"Senior, why are you talking so conscientiously?" Mashu, who was standing behind Kyosuke, shook her head. "But how did you get [Prydwen], senior? Isn't this her most precious thing?"

"I asked Gawain to go into Mordred's room and get it for me."

Mashu looked a little strange after hearing Kyosuke's explanation, "Senior, is it really okay for you to secretly take Mo-chan's most precious thing? The child will be very angry, right?"

"Anyway, she's too scared to go home because of you, and now she's not in Camelot, so just put it back in its original place when you get home tomorrow. She won't know about it even if it's done secretly."

Kyousuke shrugged and said nonchalantly.

"Ah - sneeze!"

Mordred, who was far away at Eriri's house, sneezed as if she had sensed something, but fortunately she turned her head in time and the sneeze did not hit the manuscript.

"What? Can idiots catch colds too?"

Eriri, who was drawing line drawings with a pencil, looked up at her with interest.

"No, it must be Kyosuke saying bad things about me again." Mordred said unwillingly, rubbing his nose.

PS: There will be another update later, those who can’t wait can go to sleep first. _(:з」∠)_

Chapter 35: Ying Lili: I think I can run for the poison milk

Chiba, Eriri's house.