I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Isn't that the same thing to me?"

Kirino picked up another bamboo skewer and stuck it into a piece of red bean yokan, but it seemed that Kyosuke's words just now had taken effect, and she seemed very hesitant when she picked up the snack.

Seeing his sister's hesitation, Kyosuke couldn't help but smile and said, "If you want to eat, then eat. Anyway, considering your physique, your body shape will definitely not change much."

Kirino's figure is actually pretty good, at least for a junior high school student, it can be considered outstanding. After all, not everyone can have two huge peaks at a height of 150cm like Nero while maintaining a very slim figure. Even Lily was a flat surface before she developed at the age of 16, otherwise how did she get the nickname of Altria the Flat-chested Queen?

However, the most amazing thing about Kirino is not her outstanding figure, but her self-regulation of her body shape. Although the eldest daughter of the Takasaka family is full of pride and has always been tenacious and brave in the face of difficulties, when faced with the temptation of food, Kirino's willpower can be said to be quite weak. Especially because she has no resistance to sweets, it is common for her weight to fluctuate by 10 kilograms. Fortunately, it is really difficult for ordinary people to see this change in appearance.

No matter how much Kirino's weight soars, as long as it does not exceed a critical value, she can basically still maintain her tall and proud figure (measured by the standards of a junior high school student). Of course, this body is not without side effects, but in Kyosuke's opinion, it is more like a gift from God than a side effect. Most people gain weight first, and this is basically the same for both men and women. The only difference is that when girls lose weight, because of the extra fat accumulation in their chests, they often have to worry about the reduction of the cup size while losing weight.

Kirino doesn't need to worry about this little problem, because her face is always the first place where she starts to gain weight. Everyone in the Kosaka family knows that if they want to know Kirino's recent weight, they can just look at how round her face is. This is also an important reason why Kirino is very concerned about her face shape.

"Stop complaining. You should know that your system is something that others cannot even envy."

"Well... I am naturally beautiful." Kirino said vaguely while chewing the yokan in her mouth, "It's up to others to envy me, but if possible, I still hope I don't have to be fat at all."

Then you may only get it after you die.

As far as Kyosuke knows, only Heroic Spirits in this world have the physique to maintain their figure no matter how much they eat.

"If there really is such a person, he should be captured and studied directly, right?"

Kyosuke said vaguely, he picked up his cup and poured some juice, the moment he looked up to drink the juice, he saw a golden figure at the stairs wandering leisurely there, and from time to time he was spinning in circles like a European girl. With her delicate face, she looked like a carefree Alpine girl - provided you ignore the fact that she was only wrapped in a bath towel.

"puff!"

The juice that had just entered the mouth was sprayed out with great force, followed by an uncomfortable cough.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

Kirino was startled by Kyosuke's sudden move, but fortunately Kyosuke changed direction at the last moment and did not spray on her.

Kyosuke pounded his back with one hand, trying to make himself feel better.

Damn, what kind of girlish style is she pretending to be? I think I only pierced her vagina instead of her eardrum. Is she crazy?

"Ahem... no... nothing..."

Kyosuke was about to wave his hand to indicate that he was just choking. However, when his eyes met the door, he found that the golden figure not only did not go upstairs as he wished, but instead swayed even more.

As if demonstrating to him, Lily's lip movements kept changing, but Kyosuke could easily understand what she wanted to express - she wanted to share the snacks on the coffee table.

Are you hungry because you exercised too much?

Looking at Lily's drooling face, Kyosuke thought maliciously.

"What's wrong with you? You're really weird today."

“Cough cough….cough cough…”

Kirino seemed to notice Kyosuke's eyes looking towards the door, and when she was about to look in the direction of his gaze, Kyosuke deliberately used a violent cough as if he was seriously ill to draw her attention back to her brother.

"Hey, are you infected with some disease? If so, please don't spray it on the snacks. Do you need me to call a doctor?"

Although she was not usually very nice to her brother, Kirino, she was very concerned when Kyosuke was really in a serious condition. Kirino first got up anxiously and came to Kyosuke to observe his condition. Just as she turned to the stairs to call her parents.

Suddenly, Kirino felt her arm being grabbed tightly.

Are you kidding me? Why don't you leave? Do you have to kill me to be happy?

When Kyosuke glanced at Lily from the corner of his eye, he felt that this might be the most difficult moment in his life. The thrill of being caught cheating made him feel that he would never forget it for the rest of his life.

"Hey, what are you doing? Kyo...Brother?"

Kirino looked at Kyosuke in astonishment and worry, wondering why her brother was acting so abnormally today. Could it be that water really got into his ears when he was taking a bath just now?

"Eh?"

Kyosuke, whose attention was drawn back by Kirino's low voice, couldn't think of any excuse to make in a hurry, or in other words, no matter what he said now, it would not be possible to prevent the fact that Lily was discovered in the Kosaka family. The best case scenario now was that Lily realized that she shouldn't be here and left quickly, but the reality was completely impossible, the girl had no such awareness at all.

So in desperation, Kyosuke had to use his killer skills in picking up girls that he had learned in Camelot.

"Please just look at me, Kirino!"

PS1: There are three updates now, and there should be one more update later. It is beyond my expectation that there will be four updates today.

PS2: The joke about Kirino's weight comes from her voice actor, the famous fat girl Taketatsu Ayana. This expert claims that a 10-jin fluctuation in weight is a daily operation. However, in Mi-chan's opinion, it is like a 180-jin fat man and a 170-jin fat man. There is actually no difference in terms of visual effect or essence. (Escape at the speed of light ing)

Chapter 38 Kirino: The confession came too quickly and I was totally unprepared [Additional part 2]

After blurting out these words, Kyosuke felt like he was going crazy.

What the hell am I saying? This seems like a confession, right? Am I possessed by the sister complex in the original novel?

"What the hell is wrong with you? Are you sick? Or are you crazy?!"

Kirino was also stunned by Kyosuke's words. Although Kirino had always known that her brother doted on her very much, this was just a very normal relationship between family members. This sudden confession made Kirino's brain completely shut down.

Kyosuke glanced at the living room door again and saw that Lily still hadn't left. He could only continue his nonsense with a blushing face.

"Anyway...Kirino, you are my favorite sister. Please don't leave now!"

It’s over... This has really become a confession... Damn Lily, next time in bed, if I don’t let you beg for mercy and call me “Daddy”, I will take your surname!

Silently repeating his oath in his heart, Kyosuke seemed to have exhausted all his strength as he spoke the last word of this sentence. Kyosuke felt that the [shyness value] in his head finally exceeded the critical point. Although he couldn't see or feel it, Kyosuke believed that his cheeks were now red enough to fry eggs with.

At the same time, in order to prevent Kirino from turning her head to see the culprit at the stairs, Kyosuke had to hold Kirino's cheek with one hand to force her to look at him. Only in this way could Lily be completely blocked from Kirino's sight and prevent her from seeing this uninvited guest.

Kirino interpreted Kyosuke's words as a sign that she must look directly into her brother's bright eyes. At this moment, time seemed to be banned in Kirino's mind, and her mind was blank.

Although she is already 14 years old and has watched countless movies, she dare not say that she has gotten rid of the ignorant and hazy period of love. She even knows that she is in a sensitive period of emotion. It is better to say that because she has seen too much love in Gal Game, she often fantasizes about her own love in adolescence. However, it is not that boys in reality have not confessed to her, or that boys have confessed to her since the sixth grade of elementary school. You have to know that she is an excellent student with top five academic performance in the county, plus her appearance that can almost be called unparalleled in the world, it would be strange if she didn't have a boy's genitals, right?

It’s just that Kirino doesn’t like those boys at all. Because of her brother who is usually unreliable but very reliable at critical moments, Kirino will subconsciously compare the boys she meets with her brother.

Although Kyosuke is usually considered a funny guy, he is much more mature than the average guy due to his mental age. Because of this, Kirino has much higher standards for guys. But high standards do not mean that she has to become a nun. A girl's troubles will not disappear just because of high standards. On the contrary, Kirino's pursuit of her own love can be said to be increasingly eager.

But this does not mean that she will regard her brother as her love object, she regards Kyosuke as the benchmark of her boyfriend. But now the scene of Kyosuke confessing to her is completely beyond the limit of Kirino's thinking. She has thought of countless confession scenes that might move her, but she has never thought that the first person she would be moved by would be her brother.

What was that just now? A confession? Don't be ridiculous, he is my half brother. But do I like him? I think I do... But, it's like I like my family, doesn't he have the same feelings towards me? Why did it become like this? Could it be that he really...

"Change..."

"Ok?"

Kirino's gloomy face gave Kyosuke a bad feeling, but he had expected this. After all, it would be very strange not to be angry when encountering such a thing.

"abnormal--!!"

While shouting, Kirino threw a pillow at Kyousuke. The originally ambiguous atmosphere disappeared in an instant, leaving only the awkward silence.

"Get out of here! You're playing a joke on me! Is that funny?"

Kirino lowered his head and growled as if to vent.

"Feel sorry..."

Kyosuke lowered his head and looked at Kirino who seemed to be frightened by him. The other party's excited expression made him realize that he had gone a little too far.

While the two of them were silent, Lily, who was originally at the stairs, had quietly sneaked into the kitchen and took away the snacks that originally belonged to Kyosuke on the table, and then returned to the stairs to watch the development of the drama between the Kousaka brothers and sisters in the living room.

Seeing Lily pick up a daifuku and put it into her mouth with such satisfaction, Kyosuke felt furious.

"Um... I'm sorry, I went a little too far with my joke today... Don't take it seriously... Anyway, I'm going back to my room first."

Kyosuke couldn't stand this atmosphere anymore, so he jumped off the sofa and ran out in a hurry.

"Is this really just a joke..."

The moment Kyosuke walked out of the living room, Kirino seemed to have lost all her strength. She collapsed on the sofa and buried her face in the pillow, not knowing what she was thinking.

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As soon as Kyosuke went out, he immediately spotted Lily in the corridor. On her face, there was a faint smile, and it seemed that she was very "satisfied" with the good show just now. After Kyosuke came out, she gave Kyosuke a thumbs up with the hand that was not holding the plate.

Kyosuke didn't say a word. He rushed up aggressively, pulled Lily and quickly left the corridor and walked up the stairs.

"That's a pretty bold confession~ I didn't expect that you, Kyousuke-chan, would actually like Kirino-chan. I didn't see that. No wonder you never take my seduction seriously."

"You!" Kyosuke turned around and poked Lily's chest angrily, "Now go to the guest room right now, and don't make me say it again."

"All right, all right. I got it."

Seeing that Kyosuke was really angry, Lily was a little scared. She took the plate and quietly opened the door of the guest room and went in.

"Don't keep them waiting too long~"

As she said this, Lily blinked pitifully at Kyosuke, but all she got in return was a nasal sound from Kyosuke.

"It's totally lawless! Is that guy a three-year-old kid?!"

Kyosuke got angry after walking into his room. While complaining angrily, he reached under the bed and groped for Lily's clothes.

pat.

A small noise suddenly came from the closet, which made Kyousuke stop groping.

pat.

You heard it right, there was indeed movement in the closet.

Kyosuke walked quietly to his closet and listened.

pat.

There are people inside.

Kyousuke flung open the door of his closet.

"Wow, surprise~~"

Scathach stood in the closet and waved hello to Kyosuke who was already stunned.

PS: I have updated 4 times! I still owe 3 more updates, 6k words, which I will definitely finish in October (crazy flag setting)

Chapter 39: Kyosuke: I can now fully understand how Bao Shihong felt back then

"I am really too tired. I am even hallucinating."

Kyosuke looked at Scathach who appeared in his closet with an expressionless face and was about to close the door.