I, Kousaka Kyousuke, the Knight of the Helping Table

"Wait a minute! I'm not hallucinating!"

Scathach quickly stretched out a foot to block the closet door.

"No this is an illusion!"

Kyosuke didn't care what Scathach said. He only had one thought in mind now, which was to quickly close the closet door in his room.

"Don't turn it off! I... need to pee!"

Scathach has waited so long for this opportunity, how could she let Kyosuke get his wish?

"..."

Looking at Scathach's flushed face, Kyosuke stopped closing the door. He then realized that Scathach was covering her lower body with both hands, and only stretched out one foot to stop himself from closing the door.

“There’s something wrong with your cabinet door!”

Scathach's cheeks were so red that water seemed to be dripping out of them. Kyosuke felt that her face had not been this red even when she climbed Mount Everest with him.

"what?"

"Anyway...I'm about to leak...Want to let me release it..."

"Okay...okay..."

Seeing Scathach staggering, Kyosuke quickly opened the cabinet door and made way.

I don't know if it was because he couldn't hold it in any longer, or because he had been standing in the closet in one position for too long. When Scar came out of the closet, he almost jumped out of the closet.

"Is there something wrong with my closet?" After Scathach left, Kyosuke looked at his closet door curiously, "I can't tell what's wrong with it... But it's rare to see such a shy master... Wait a minute! Why is this guy here! "

About 5 minutes later, Scathach returned to Kyosuke's room contentedly. Waiting for her was Kyosuke sitting on the bed with his arms folded and an angry look on his face.

"I need an explanation?"

After seeing Scathach coming back, Kyosuke asked his questions without any hesitation.

"I didn't know... I didn't expect your closet to have restrictions." Scathach sat next to Kyosuke, she put her arm around Kyosuke's shoulders and complained coquettishly, "I don't know which bitch put insurance on your closet. Once it's closed, no one can open it except you. And this system is completely different from my rune system, so I can't do anything. In the end, I tried many methods in it, and found that there was no way to get out unless it was violently destroyed~ So in order to prevent your closet, Kyosuke, from being destroyed, I stayed in it for nearly 5 hours."

Oh my god, five hours? Has this guy been hiding in there since the afternoon? What on earth are you doing here?

"I see... what a big-headed ghost! What I want to ask is why you appeared in my closet!"

Kyosuke patted Scathach on the head. Although he didn't know what medicine this guy had taken today to become unusually docile, Kyosuke didn't dare to use too harsh means. You know, Lily hasn't left the Kosaka family yet. If the trouble is too much and Lily finds out, who knows what will happen tonight.

"Originally, I wanted to give you, Kyousuke, a surprise, so I sneaked over here in the afternoon and planned to hide first. I was going to hide under the bed, but then I saw that the closet door was not closed, so I hid directly in this more hidden place. Who would have thought that I would end up hurting myself. Haha~"

Scathach hit herself on the head a little with her little fist and stuck out her tongue at Kyosuke.

You are already tens of millions of years old, why are you still trying to act cute like a little girl?

Kyosuke suppressed his urge to complain and reached out and stroked Scathach's head twice.

"Yoshi, Yoshi. That's really amazing."

Snapped.

Scathach grabbed Kyosuke's hand directly, raised her head and looked at him with a gloomy face and said: "Kyosuke, do you want to die? You dare to open a dyeing factory when I give you some color."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

The face changes so quickly, what is going on?

Kyosuke was a little confused about what Scathach was doing. Was she trying to change her form? Did she find that she couldn't adapt at all and just gave up?

However, what Scathach did next surprised Kyosuke (his eyes really dropped out). The originally arrogant Scathach suddenly shuddered, and then she became the little bird-like person she was just now.

"Hey, Kyosuke~ Hug me~" Scathach stuck to Kyosuke as if all her bones had been pulled out.

Kyosuke straightened Scathach with difficulty, looked at her awkwardly and asked, "What the hell are you doing? Are you sick?"

"no!"

Scathach shuddered again and returned to her original cold and aloof look. She pushed Kyosuke away and hugged herself with both hands. Kyosuke noticed that the other person's body seemed to be trembling slightly.

"I'm fine, just a little tired."

"Master, are you okay?"

Kyosuke is very worried about Scathach's current condition, which is obviously not how she should be in her normal state.

"Do not touch me!"

The moment Kyosuke's hand was about to touch Scathach, she screamed and jumped up like a cat with its fur standing on end.

"Master?"

Kyosuke finally realized that there was definitely something wrong with Scathach's current situation, and it was a very serious problem.

"It's okay... I'm fine..."

Shaka shook her head and said that she was fine, but Kyosuke was the first one who didn't believe it.

Then, Scathach pounced on her.

"Kyosuke?~"

"what happened?"

The sweet voice scared Kyosuke so much that his body instantly went limp, and the wonderful feeling of the beautiful body in his arms immediately disappeared.

Scathach lay on Kyosuke's chest and looked at him with her eyes blurred. After giggling twice, she whispered, "I like you the most~ [大好き]"

"hiss--"

Kyosuke suddenly took a breath, but it was not because of Scathach's confession but because he suddenly felt a deep malice.

"so..."

"Great! Great!"

Scathach suddenly turned into a coquettish little girl. She grabbed the sleeves of Kyosuke's pajamas and repeated the same words as if she was acting coquettishly.

"well..."

Kyosuke could only pat Scathach's back as if coaxing a child and responded gently.

"Hey, Kyosuke." Scathach seemed very dissatisfied with Kyosuke's perfunctory attitude. She pulled Kyosuke's sleeve and whispered in a pleading tone: "Kyosuke, Scathach, great."

The other party's action made Kyosuke subconsciously think of the little loli begging him for candy on the roadside on Halloween.

"Well..."

Scathach pursed her lips and moved closer.

"I really can't help you..."

Kyosuke wanted to kiss her with a wry smile on his face, but there was a sudden noise under his bed.

"Hey, hey! Stop it! That's enough."

Under the frightened eyes of Kyosuke and Shaka, Xiaoyu crawled out from under the bed.

Seeing this scene, Kyousuke couldn't help but want to shout to the sky -

Public toilet?! Come when you want! Leave when you want!

PS1: This is the first update, there will be another one later.

PS2: Bao Shihong is the protagonist of Crazy Stone, and he is the one who expressed his thoughts on public toilets just like Kyosuke in this chapter.

Chapter 40 Xiaoyu: Never swear at a light bulb

After Xiaoyu crawled out from under the bed, she first cleaned the dust off her ears and tail like a small animal shaking its fur. After cleaning up, Xiaoyu jumped up and looked at Kyosuke who looked confused and said with a smile: "Migu~ Long time no see, husband."

"Why are you here too?"

The sudden appearance of Xiaoyu made Kyosuke feel like millions of alpacas were galloping through his heart.

If it were normal, no matter if it was Lily, Master or Tama, Kyosuke wouldn't have too many complaints or would be very happy. Regardless of whether they could eat meat or not, at least they could feast their eyes, right? But now the situation was obviously a little out of control.

"Kyosuke, stop looking at that woman!"

Seeing that Kyosuke was staring at Xiaoyu, Scathach was obviously feeling uncomfortable. Driven by jealousy, she pulled Kyosuke's head with one hand and forced him to look at only her.

"Kyosuke, you can only see me~ Did you hear me? Huh?"

Scathach twisted restlessly in Kyosuke's arms, and her charming appearance made Kyosuke have a very strong illusion - as if the person in his arms was Xiaoyu standing in front of him. You know, although the master is very beautiful, she is not as gentle and considerate as Xiaoyu, but more like a strong woman who gallops in the business world.

"Okay, I get it. But now I have something to ask her."

Kyosuke held Scathach in his arms and comforted her like he was a child, and the moment he turned his gaze to Xiaoyu, he was pulled back by Scathach.

"No. You can't look at that woman!"

"..."

My good master, what are you doing?

Although Kyousuke has heard the saying "You will pay for what you have done sooner or later", isn't it a bit too quick to pay for it in this life? You know, he just did this to Kirino, and now it's happening to him again.

You can't play like this, I can't be considered cheating, right? Besides, according to the order of precedence, Xiaoyu should have come first, right?

"Really? I told you to stop. Otherwise, wouldn't it be meaningless for Xiaoyu to come out?!"

As Xiaoyu said this, she took out a piece of talisman paper and stuck it on Scathach's head while she wasn't paying attention.

"Meow~"

Scathach let out a cat's meow, then curled up in Kyosuke's arms and fell asleep.

Kyosuke looked at Xiaoyu in confusion as she took out a camera and started taking pictures of Scathach.

"Not bad, not bad. This angle is really great! How dare you take advantage of Xiaoyu's absence to attack my husband? I will make countless copies of your photo and throw them out of the plane!"

Xiaoyu performed various dodging postures around Kyosuke, framing the cat-like Scathach from various angles.

"Xiaoyu..."

"This is great, it looks like the perfect angle for a cute girl."

"Xiaoyu!"

"Migu!"