Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

As long as SHIELD can survive this crisis, I can meet these conditions and even do better. "

Nick Fury speaks.

"Let's eat."

After Li Jie finished speaking, he stood up and left.

Nick Fury frowned and swallowed the words that were on his lips, thinking that he should let Black Widow talk to Li Jie.

"Hi, Jack."

Dr. Pim called Li Jie over and said excitedly,

“Jack, I heard everything you just said.

Beautifully done.

We can't take advantage of those bastards from SHIELD and let them prostitute us for free... Well, this word is a bit inappropriate.

What I mean is, you can't work for nothing.

I'm going to hit it hard this time... I mean, SHIELD has to support me with a reasonable compensation. "

Li Jie smiled and said:

"Then you have to talk to Nick yourself. I don't think he will refuse no matter what conditions you put forward."

"Ah."

Dr. Pym looked at Nick Fury, thinking about how he could kill SHIELD.

After a quick meal, Dr. Pym came to Nick Fury and sat down to start negotiations.

Nick Fury almost lost control a few times, but in the end the two reached an agreement.

"Ding Dong."

It was almost ten o'clock in the evening, but the Chinese restaurant once again welcomed customers.

"Peter!"

"My dear brother, it's such a pleasure to see you."

"Peter, I...I'm lovelorn."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

......

Deadpool rushed in, ran to Peter Parker and lay on the table crying.

This guy also brought a pack of tissues to wipe his tears and blow his nose through the mask.

The sad look was worse than watching a romance movie.

Peter Parker looked around in panic, but fortunately there were no other guests.

Looking at Deadpool's exaggerated performance, Peter Parker muttered in his heart:

"How come I became best friends with this guy?"

Deadpool, who was lying on the table, raised his head and took a look, and said emotionally:

"Peter, I...I don't want to live anymore.

The feeling of falling out of love is really painful.

I think only Chinese restaurant food can save me now. "

"Wade, if you want to cheat me out of food and drink, then unfortunately, I won't be fooled."

Peter Parker crossed his arms and looked like I've seen through you already.

"Snapped."

Deadpool slammed the table hard and stood up, shouting angrily,

"Peter, why am I here to cheat on you for food and drink? Do you think that my awesome deadbeat can't even pay for a meal?"

Peter Parker rolled his eyes and said nothing, just stretched out his hand.

"Grass!

I have plenty of money! "

Deadpool stretched out his hand and touched his body back and forth, then coughed awkwardly,

"Well... I seem to have forgotten my wallet."

Peter Parker: "Huh."

"Peter, what do you mean 'heh'?

You mean I did it on purpose, right?

Peter, you have no sympathy at all.

Let me ask you, if a lovelorn person even wants to die, why would he think about wearing a wallet when he goes out? "

Deadpool said plausibly.

Peter Parker rolled his eyes again:

"Then let me ask you, how can a bastard who changes women around him every day possibly fall out of love?"

Deadpool......

"Peter, I really don't want to live anymore."

"Peter, my good brother, can't you see that I'm serious this time?"

"This is the girl who came with me the night you proposed. Do you remember?"

"Yes, it's her."

"Peter, I swear I really fell in love with her, but...she dumped me after taking possession of my body."

"Peter, kill me!"

......

Faced with the rogue who was rolling around, Peter Parker was at his wits end. He went up and covered Deadpool's mouth and shouted:

"Wade, can you stop embarrassing yourself here?

Good, good, good.

Isn’t it just a meal?

I'll treat! "

Deadpool's eyes fell on the menu on the wall, took Peter Parker's hand away, and asked aggrievedly:

“Can I order one of each?”

“Wade, don’t go too far, you’re killing me by ordering one of everything.

Come, let's see how much meat I have on me and whether I can pay for it by selling it. "

After Peter Parker finished speaking, he whispered into Deadpool's ear,

"I'll treat you to a serving of fish-flavored shredded pork at most, and you can refill the rice for free. I'm sure you'll be full."

Li Jie... Peter, you are leaking the secrets of Chinese restaurant food.

Yes, it is estimated that this secret will be known to everyone before long.

"Really?"

Deadpool asked with a suspicious look.

cough.

"Wade, just look at my boss's face and you will know how true what I said is true.

Besides, when have I ever lied to you?

It's you, you bastard, who just wanted to defraud me of my hard-earned money. "

Peter Parker said and couldn't help but curse.

Deadpool turned to look at Li Jie, nodded and said:

"Okay then, let's have some fish-flavored shredded pork.

But you have to say the ugly things first. If I'm not full, you have to order me something else. "

"roll."

Peter Parker thought of simply breaking Deadpool's legs and throwing him out.

I thought that the shameless Deadpool would crawl back, so I didn't do that.

"Well, Peter, this fish-flavored shredded pork is really delicious.

Spicy and satisfying.

There was just too little rice. I could eat at least ten bowls. "

Deadpool quickly finished his bowl of rice.

Peter Parker served another bowl to Deadpool:

"Stop just eating, tell me what happened to your broken love?"

"Why, you want to make fun of my broken love?"

Deadpool asked as he took a mouthful of rice.

"Wade, what are you talking about?

As your friend and brother, I am obviously caring about you. "

Peter Parker would never admit that he wanted to have fun.

"Stop it."

Deadpool rolled his eyes, then sighed,