“Peter, I was tricked by that woman.

No, to be precise she is not a human at all!

Do you know who she is?

She is...death! "

Chapter 102 Lock-toothed Dog

"Oh."

Peter Parker stood up and wanted to leave, but Deadpool grabbed him.

“Peter, what do you mean ‘oh’?

What, are you suspecting that I am bragging? "

"I'm telling you, she is really Death, one of the great creator gods."

"She possesses unlimited power and can manipulate death at will. She can kill or resurrect almost all creatures in the multiverse."

"Peter, she is almost omnipotent, I love her so much!"

"Peter, what's that look in your eyes? Do you still not believe what I say?"

......

"Wade, I suddenly thought...if there is such an omnipotent woman, what is the reason why you fell in love with her?

Is she a woman who can change her skin every day so you can try different styles? "

Peter Parker said seriously.

Deadpool......

"Peter, I didn't realize you were so shallow."

"Isn't that what you think?"

Peter Parker asked.

cough.

Deadpool coughed dryly and said, "Peter, it's really nice to have a girlfriend whose skin you can change every day.

However, it is not for such superficial reasons that I fell in love with death.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have broken up with Mystique in the first place. "

"Wait, you and Mystique are still dating?"

Peter Parker asked in surprise.

Deadpool looked like he was letting something slip, and whispered: "We have only been dating for a few days."

"Wade, you are such a bad person."

Peter Parker cursed and turned around to leave.

"Peter, you still don't believe me, do you?

I knew you would never believe that I slept with death, because that was the creator god! "

Deadpool yelled.

Peter Parker said without looking back:

"Yes, yes, yes.

Even the creation god Death was slept with by our great Deadpool. This is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime.

I just don’t know what Death would do to you if she knew you were showing off about sleeping with her. "

"what!"

Deadpool suddenly let out a scream, pointed at the plate and shouted,

"Peter, look!"

"What are you looking at..."

Peter Parker turned his head to look, and was stunned.

Shockwave Girl, who was sitting not far away watching the show, was so shocked that her eyes almost popped out.

Li Jie raised his eyelids and glanced up.

The food on Deadpool's plate turned into a pile of rotten meat, with countless white bugs crawling on it, exuding a disgusting smell.

"thump."

Deadpool pulled up his chair and knelt directly on the floor, clasped his hands and shouted:

"Death, I have absolutely no intention of showing off.

Besides, it was obviously you who fell in love with me, toyed with me and then dumped me.

I swear, I really fall in love with you, please come back to me. "

Seeing Deadpool's nagging expression, Peter Parker came to Li Jie with a puzzled face:

"Boss, you did it, right?"

Li Jie rolled his eyes: "Do you think I will smash my own sign?"

"So what Wade said is true, he really fell asleep..."

Halfway through his words, Peter Parker suddenly shuddered and looked up, worried that some bad luck would befall him.

That is the God who created the world. If you can't offend him, then don't offend him.

There are many ways to take revenge on death.

For example, if someone close to Peter Parker dies suddenly, this is the last thing Peter Parker wants to see.

"Wade, you bastard, don't involve me in the good things you do!"

Peter Parker cursed and suddenly realized that it was not a good thing that his friend found a very, very powerful wife.

If one day Deadpool offends Death, he will be innocently affected as a little fish.

Deadpool suddenly put a spoon against his neck and said seriously:

"Death, since you don't want to appear in front of me, then I will kill myself.

So I can see you. "

Seeing his friend sacrifice his life to meet Death, Peter Parker suddenly felt that the love between Deadpool and Death was very touching.

“Peter, that guy is your friend, can you get him out first?

Don't let him dirty the Chinese restaurant. It will be troublesome to clean up. "

Li Jie reminded.

Peter Parker is not worried at all that Deadpool will commit suicide. Anyway, this guy will live again no matter how he dies.

However, thinking of Deadpool dying here and needing to clean up the mess himself, Peter Parker immediately dragged Deadpool out.

"I'll go clean it up."

Shockwave Girl put on her gloves, took a garbage bag and threw it in along with the plate, and then threw the garbage into the trash can outside the back door of the Chinese restaurant.

"Who is there!"

Shockwave Girl just turned around to go back when she suddenly noticed a shadow behind the telephone pole and instinctively prepared to attack.

"Ugh."

A small puppy ran out from behind the telephone pole. It was a half-sized bulldog.

"So cute.

Come, come quickly. "

Shockwave Girl squatted on the ground and waved, and the little puppy immediately ran over and licked Shockwave Girl's palm.

"What, are you hungry?

You cannot eat the food in the trash can.

Come on, I'll get you something delicious. "

Shockwave Girl picked up the little puppy and returned to the Chinese restaurant.

"Jack, look what I found?

This puppy must be lost, can we temporarily adopt it? "

Shock Wave Girl came to Li Jie and asked coquettishly.

There is nothing wrong with having a dog in a Chinese restaurant. The worst thing is that it will eat the leftover food from the guests.

and many more.

It seems that there have never been any leftovers since the Chinese restaurant opened.

Then raising a dog becomes an additional expense.

Seeing this dog, Li Jie suddenly thought of the Yuan Devouring Beast.

Now that S.H.I.E.L.D. has encountered changes, we don’t know what happened to the element-devouring beast.

Zhenbo Girl was worried that Li Jie would not agree to adopt the puppy, so she hurriedly said:

"Jack, don't worry, I will take good care of this little boy.

The food expenses can be deducted from my salary.

Oh, Xiaoguai is the name I gave it. "

"Ding Dong."

Peter Parker opened the door and walked in: "Where did the dog come from?"

After a slight pause, he spoke to Li Jie,

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