If you dare to bite anyone, then I won't like you! "
Shockwave Girl started the lecture mode.
"Well."
The locktooth dog looked aggrieved. It just wanted to protect Shockwave Girl.
"Ding Dong."
Deadpool opened the door and walked in.
"Hi, Peter."
Peter Parker turned around and pretended not to notice.
After accompanying Deadpool out of the Chinese restaurant that night, the guy spent all the money Peter Parker had on drinking.
“Peter, don’t be like this, I brought money today.
look. "
Deadpool took out his thick wallet and preached.
The pain of losing love in the past two days has actually become the motivation for him to work (seeking death), completed several difficult tasks, and made a lot of money.
"Hi, Wade.
Sorry, I didn't see you just now.
You seem to be in a good mood today. What would you like to eat? "
Peter Parker immediately regained his smile when he heard that Deadpool had brought money.
As long as you don't cheat me out of money.
“Of course I want to try the delicious food from the Chinese restaurant.
This is meal money, this is your tip. "
Deadpool generously handed Peter Parker a thousand dollars as a tip today.
"Wade, why are you and I being polite?
Forget it. "
Peter Parker preaches.
"Well."
Deadpool said as he put the money back into his wallet, only to be caught in a ball of spider silk and snatched away.
"Wade, the tip is not included, but the money will be regarded as my interest."
Peter Parker hurriedly put the money away.
You've been tricked by Deadpool all the time, and it's hard to get some money back, so don't be a fool.
"Wade, how's your progress with death going?"
Peter Parker took the time to ask, now very concerned about his good brother's love life.
It’s okay not to care.
What if Deadpool pisses off Death?
I will definitely be implicated.
"We have met several times, and I believe victory will come soon."
Deadpool said with confidence.
Hearing this, Peter Parker became even more worried.
Chapter 103 Thanos is coming to kill me
As one of the overlords of this universe, Thanos is two meters tall and weighs nearly 900 kilograms.
As a descendant of the Eternals, Thanos, who has purple skin and a vertical chin, can resist almost any form of attack.
At this time, Thanos, wearing a golden shoulder armor, was sitting on a boulder with his 800-meter sword in his hand, his face full of decadence.
Looking at his own image reflected on the sword, Thanos felt unwilling.
"Grass!
I am tall, mighty, and handsome, but am I still no match for a dwarf who only knows how to talk?
Besides, the word "ugly" used to describe the guy with burns all over his body was a compliment to him. "
Thanos doesn't remember when he fell in love with Death, one of the five creation gods.
Over the years, in order to please Death, Thanos has continued to conquer cities and territories, even killing the entire planet's inhabitants.
But even so, Thanos did not win the heart of death.
Not long ago, when Thanos went to meet Death, he found that an ugly dwarf had appeared beside Death.
That fool's mouth was chattering like a machine gun.
It just so happened that such a fool could please death.
The two actually had a private date and went to a Chinese restaurant.
He also said that the food in Chinese restaurants is the best in the world.
Pooh.
I, Thanos, am conquering the universe, what delicacies have I not tasted?
Death must have been tricked by that bastard named Deadpool.
"call."
Thanos suddenly waved the sword in his hand angrily, and a chasm immediately appeared on the ground.
"Deadpool, don't let me meet you again, otherwise I will cut you in half!"
"Wow."
Thanos stood up and walked towards the ruined city opposite.
Speaking of food, he was really hungry and planned to find something to eat.
Thanos' men are massacring the residents of the city, and the blood has stained the entire city red.
Huh?
Thanos, who walked into the ruined city, suddenly stopped. There was a complete door among the ruins, with the word "Chinese Restaurant" written on it in the language of the Eternals.
Why is there a Chinese restaurant here?
Thanos was puzzled, thinking that Deadpool boasted that the fish-flavored shredded pork in the Chinese restaurant was very delicious, and invited Death to taste it again in the Chinese restaurant.
Thanos opened the door and walked in without hesitation.
"Ding Dong."
The bell above his head rang, almost preventing Thanos from destroying the entire restaurant with his sword.
"Welcome, what would you like to eat?"
Peter Parker was also very surprised when he saw a giant man suddenly appear in the Chinese restaurant.
But what kind of super-criminal isn’t there in a Chinese restaurant?
Peter Parker was already used to it and was not frightened by Thanos' appearance.
On the contrary, Li Jie was shocked when he saw Thanos.
How did Suimen bring this guy here?
It's really random.
Li Jie immediately used his super senses to investigate.
No Infinity Gauntlet, no Infinity Stones, no Cosmic Heart, no Cosmic Cube...
call.
Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief.
Thanos, who does not have those high-end equipment and only has a scary sword, is just a rookie in Li Jie's eyes, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
"Daisy, please bring me another bowl of rice."
"Daisy, you are so beautiful."
"If it weren't for the fact that I'm already dead, I would definitely fall in love with you."
......
Deadpool didn't forget to tease her when he asked Shockwave Girl to add food to her meal.
"Creak."
On the other side, Thanos' veins jumped when he saw this scene, and he almost broke the big knife in his hand.
Ok.
Li Jie finally figured out that Thanos was here for Deadpool.
"Sir, why don't you find a seat first?"
When Peter Parker saw Thanos standing there motionless, he pointed to a location not far away and preached.
“Tsk tsk.
This fish-flavored shredded pork is so delicious, I don’t know when I will die before I will be willing to taste it with me. "
Deadpool said with a grin on his face.
Fish-flavored shredded pork.
After hearing this name, Thanos, who was about to go berserk, calmed down again.
After sitting down, Thanos automatically switched to the language of Earth and preached to Peter Parker:
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