"Bring me a piece of fish-flavored shredded pork."
Deadpool obviously didn't know Thanos. Seeing that Thanos only ordered a fish-flavored shredded pork dish, he shouted loudly:
“Hey, that big purple guy.
Is this your first time at a Chinese restaurant?
Tips.
If you have more money, it is best to order food from the Chinese restaurant. Every delicacy here will not disappoint you.
Besides, you must be very good at eating at your size.
Even if you eat all the food in the Chinese restaurant, you will never be full, but fortunately, the rice here can be refilled for free. "
"Cuckoo..."
Thanos clenched his fist loudly and wanted to go up and pull out Deadpool's tongue so that the world would be peaceful.
"Sir, do you need anything else?"
Peter Parker asked.
Thanos took a breath to control his emotions:
"Bring me all the food from the Chinese restaurant."
"Okay sir, the total is six hundred dollars."
Peter Parker preaches.
Thanos...
Deadpool: “Big guy, the rules of the Chinese restaurant are to pay first and then eat.
If you have money, hurry up and check out. If you don't have money... I'm sorry, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant today. "
The super senses let Li Jie know that Thanos' emotions had reached the edge of losing control, but Deadpool was still lingering on the edge of death.
Little does he know that every word he speaks is irritating Thanos and forcing Thanos to take action.
Thanos was unhappy, very unhappy.
I have been fighting in the universe for many years. When have I ever been paid for meals?
"Snapped."
Thanos took off a gem from his head and placed it on the table and asked:
“Can I pay with this?”
Peter Parker had a dry smile on his face, thinking that another rich man had arrived.
"Sir, it's not impossible to pay with gems, but we can't estimate the value of this gem. How much will we ask you for..."
Thanos waved his hand generously: "No need to bother.
Just take the gems away and give me something to eat.
Come on, I can't take it anymore. "
"Okay sir, please wait a moment."
Peter Parker picked up the gem and turned around and handed it to Li Jie.
The gems that can be embedded in Thanos' helmet are definitely not ordinary.
Li Jie accepted the gem and started cooking for Thanos.
The first dish, golden fried rice.
Thanos frowned as he looked at the golden fried rice, feeling like he had entered a dark shop.
No wonder.
Even for a woman like Shockwave Girl, the portion of golden fried rice is a bit small, let alone Thanos who weighs 900 kilograms.
Open your mouth wider, and a plate of golden fried rice is just a mouthful for Thanos.
"Purple guy, don't be dumbfounded, eat quickly.
Trust me, it will completely conquer your stomach! "
Deadpool urged.
Thanos really couldn't stand it anymore and preached to Peter Parker:
"Hey, can you tell that trembling guy to shut his mouth?"
"Wade."
Peter Parker whined.
Deadpool hurriedly raised his hand to close his mouth, and then made funny gestures to ask Thanos to eat faster.
Thanos didn't want to see Deadpool's appearance, so he simply turned his back to Deadpool, and then stared at the golden fried rice in front of him.
The quantity is a bit less, but it smells quite delicious.
The roundworms in Thanos' stomach were tickled.
cough.
Thanos knew that death might be "looking" here, so he picked up the plate like a gentleman and put the golden fried rice into his mouth.
Then, Thanos froze there.
After fighting in the universe for many years, Thanos has visited countless planets.
Thanos, who considered himself to be half a gourmet, felt as if every cell in his body had been electrocuted.
Made.
This is delicious food!
Li Jie's system also gave feedback immediately.
"Congratulations to the host for gaining Thanos' recognition and successfully unlocking 1% of Thanos' skills."
Many people simply think that Thanos has powerful physical attack skills, but this is not the case.
As a member of the Eternal Watch, Thanos' superpowers are unmatched.
He knows all the superhuman philosophies of the Eternals, which gives him unsurpassed strength, endurance, resilience and agility.
His skin is nearly indestructible, especially against cold, heat, electricity, radiation, poison, aging, and disease.
Long before he was cursed to immortality by his crush, the Goddess of Death, he could survive without eating or drinking anything.
His spirit is also nearly invincible.
In short, Thanos' skills are very complex and powerful.
Of course, compared with the skills Li Jie currently possesses, Thanos is still a rookie.
Not to mention anything else, the death skill alone is enough to crush Thanos at this time.
The true power of Thanos lies in the fact that he is a powerful strategist. Coupled with the powerful equipment blessings he obtained later, he has terrifying strength.
At this time, Li Jie can deal with Thanos in minutes.
After the two finished a plate of golden fried rice, Thanos drank up the soup in one gulp.
Next, fried noodles, stinky tofu, osmanthus cake and fish-flavored shredded pork, every delicacy did not disappoint Thanos.
Thanos also praised the food in the Chinese restaurant in his heart.
As expected, after all the food was eaten, Thanos was still not full.
Just when Thanos wanted to add food, Deadpool stood up and prepared to leave the Chinese restaurant.
"Peter, I'll go ahead and call me after you get off work and we'll have another drink."
Deadpool said as he walked towards the door.
Thanos finally saw Deadpool, how could he let him just slip away from his eyes?
"call."
Thanos picked up his 800-meter sword and slashed at Deadpool's head, but stopped abruptly less than ten centimeters away from Deadpool's head.
This scene shocked everyone.
"It's you?"
Thanos turned to look at Li Jie.
Li Jie said with a smile: "This is your first time visiting a Chinese restaurant, so it's normal for you not to know the rules of the restaurant.
Chinese restaurants have the obligation to protect the safety of diners.
In other words, no matter who he is, as long as he is a customer of the Chinese restaurant, I will not let others hurt him in the Chinese restaurant. "
"Boy, do you know who I am?
Believe it or not, I can destroy this planet at any time? "
Thanos threatened.
Li Jie shrugged and said:
"letter.
However, I can't control whether this planet will be destroyed, but I must care as long as the customers in my store are threatened. "
“Boy, you are looking for death!
Although I admit that the food you cook is very delicious... no, it should be said to be the most delicious food I have ever eaten, but if you get in the way again, I will have no choice but to kill you too! "
Thanos said angrily.
"Wait a moment."
Deadpool flicked Thanos's sword with his finger and asked doubtfully,
"Big purple guy, you want to kill me, right?"
"Yes, I'm going to kill you!"
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