"die!"

Deadpool screamed happily, rushed over and hugged the God of Death, who had a cold face and exuded the aura of death.

"Wade, there are so many people here, please be careful about your image."

Death speaks.

Deadpool didn't care so much, kissed Death's cheek in public, and shouted:

"What are you afraid of?

They are all my friends.

Death, you don’t know that Peter always showed affection to Mary in front of me. This time I just want to pay him back. "

Peter Parker... How dare I get shot while lying down?

"Oh, I really can't do anything about you."

Death said, raising his hand to stroke Deadpool's head.

The scene suddenly became weird.

I always feel that Death is the hero, and Deadpool has become the little wife.

"Hi, Jack.

Don't worry, I'm here to enjoy the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant, and I won't break your rules here.

However, if someone doesn't want to give Wade face and wants to leave early, just walk out of the Chinese restaurant and don't blame me for being rude. "

After Death said hello to Li Jie, his eyes fell on the Fantastic Four, and took a look at Taskmaster (Red Skull).

The Red Skull hiding in Taskmaster's body immediately shivered as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.

To put it bluntly, the Red Skull is now a ray of spirit who happens to be under the jurisdiction of Death.

The existence of the Red Skull is like a spirit escaping from the palm of death.

As long as Death is willing, it can make the Red Skull fly away in an instant.

Red Skull couldn't help but murmur in his heart: "Is it easy for me to have a meal?"

The Fantastic Four, who were warned by Death, had to sit back in embarrassment.

Deadpool exclaimed very happily: "Everyone here is my friend.

I'm treating you today.

Jack, give everyone a bottle of wine. "

At the scene, the only person who was not afraid of death was Li Jie.

Li Jie slowly exhaled the smoke from his mouth and said with a smile:

"Wade, I am naturally very happy that you can come to the Chinese restaurant, but do you have money?

Or do you want to trick Peter into paying your bills like before? "

"Jack, who do you look down on?

I have no money, but my girlfriend has money.

No, mentioning money to my girlfriend is an insult to her. "

Deadpool shouted.

Everyone was speechless. This was the first time they saw someone so domineering.

"Wade, we really have something going on..."

As soon as Mr. Fantastic opened his mouth, he felt a powerful breath of death coming towards him, and he coughed helplessly.

“I mean we’re full.

Well, I'll have a drink with you and then we have to leave. "

“Reed, I know you are busy people.

Okay, you can each drink a bottle and go. If we have a chance, we can sit down and have a drink. "

Deadpool preached.

Mr. Fantastic's eyes widened...

I'm talking about one cup, but here it's one cup per person. Bullying, right?

"Let me do it.

Wade, can I drink four bottles alone? "

The Human Torch stood up despite the pressure of death.

Deadpool didn't want to embarrass the Fantastic Four too much, so he agreed to this method.

The Human Torch, who was a bit cowardly just now, has now become very domineering.

Four bottles of blue bottles of Erguotou must have been lined up. Human Torch didn't even frown. He picked up one bottle and blew on the mouth of the bottle.

When Death saw the Human Torch, he drank a bottle of Erguotou in one gulp and said with a smile on his face:

"interesting."

After drinking four bottles of Erguotou in a row, Human Torch's legs were weak and his face was as red as an apple. He was supported left and right by Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman.

"Wade, can...is it okay?"

the Human Torch asked slurringly.

"Okay, you go and do some errands first, and we'll have a drink together later."

Deadpool said with a smile.

The Fantastic Four were able to walk away from death and left the Chinese restaurant.

After getting in the car, the Human Torch transformed into Pyro, instantly evaporating all the alcohol in his body and regaining consciousness.

"Wade, what do you want to eat?"

Peter Parker stepped forward and asked.

"Honey, what would you like to eat?"

Deadpool turned to look at Death.

"Boiling water and cabbage?

I heard about this dish from an imperial chef before, saying it was a rare delicacy in the world.

Let’s try some boiled cabbage first. "

Death spoke after glancing at the menu.

Peter Parker, Medusa, and Quicksilver looked up at the menu at the same time, muttering in their hearts:

“When did the Chinese restaurant serve this dish?”

Li Jie also muttered in his heart:

"Yeah, I haven't tried the new products in the Chinese restaurant yet, but they are cheaper than Deadpool."

"Okay, let's start with some boiled cabbage."

Deadpool responded and continued to preach,

"Peter, have a portion of the remaining delicacies from the Chinese restaurant, and bring a box of wine over."

Peter Parker asked in surprise: "A box of wine, are you sure?"

Deadpool patted his chest and said, "Of course I'm sure."

As soon as he finished speaking, he added,

"It's just a box of wine. I can't drink much, but my Death likes to drink."

Peter Parker didn't know that it was death that came last time. Seeing what Deadpool said, he brought a box of wine over.

Death picked up the cup, smelled the aroma of the wine, and said:

“I’ve had Erguotou before, but compared to the Erguotou from Chinese restaurants, I always felt that the Erguotou tasted a bit inferior.”

After saying that, Death put the wine glass back on the table.

Before tasting the boiled cabbage, Death does not intend to drink, lest it affect his appreciation of the food.

in the kitchen.

A dish of boiling cabbage has been served.

The process of boiling cabbage is complicated, but the system helped Li Jie save time on the complicated process.

When Li Jie poured "boiling water" on the cabbage, the cabbage immediately opened like a flower, filled with a faint fragrance.

"Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Hold the grass!"

Deadpool said "hold the grass" three times in a row, and all the shocked emotions can only be described with these two words.

Death sat there like a real gourmet, first smelling the aroma of vegetables in the air, then picking up a spoon, scooping a spoonful of "clear soup" and bringing it to his mouth to take a sip.

As the carefully brewed "clear soup" enters the mouth, the breath of death on Death also disappears.

It was like the dark clouds that filled the sky suddenly dispersed and were replaced by cloudless clear skies.

"Honey, what do you think?"

Deadpool asked a little nervously.

Death showed a smile on his lips, nodded and said:

"It tastes very delicious. You should try it too."

"okay."

Deadpool took a spoonful of soup and drank it as if he was dead, and finally shouted emotionally,

“Hold the grass!

Jack, this tastes amazing. How did you make it? "

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